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Author has written 7 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Star Wars, Misc. Tv Shows, and Torchwood.

Hey, Maddi here, hope you like my stories and reveiw on them. I am new to FanFiction and loving it. It is awesome, and I am happy to say that I am getting better, so thats good.

Well, uh, this is arkward. Hows about i give you some info on me:

Name: Maddi

Gender: Girl

Age: 15

Country: Australia

Fave Tv Shows: House MD, Torchwood, Midsomer Murders, Boston Legal, How I met Your Mother, Hogans Heroes

Fave Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Johnny English

Fave Characters: James Wilson, Greg House, Captain Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Ianto Jones,Sergent Troy, Inspector Barnaby, James Norrington, Jack Sparrow, Denny Craine, Alan Shore, House.

Fave Actors: John Barrowman, Daniel Casey, John Nettles, William Shatner, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Bill Nighy, Rowan Atkinson.

Songs: 'Long Live the Weekend' by The Living End

'In the End' by Linkin Park

'Numb' by Linkin Park

'What hurts the most' by Rascal Flats

'Prisoner of Society' The Living End

'We're not gonna take it' Twisted Sister


(After Jasper tells him not to speak or look at the skinners scar)
"Oh! Look at the size of that scar! No wonder you can't talk mate!

Dr. Wilson: Ah yes, if it isn’t Dr. Ironside
Dr. House
: Ah, if it isn’t Dr. “I had no friends when I was growing up, so all I did was watch TV by myself which is why I can now make pop cultural references which no one understands but me.”
Dr. Wilson: That’s my name, don’t wear it out.

Dr. House: He is not a saint. He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing...
Dr. Wilson: And you're worried about trademark infringement?
Dr. House: Then he passes on advice from God so he can watch them jump. It's a power trip.
Dr. Wilson: Ah, and there the similarities end.

[Dr. Wilson is examining Dr. House's leg with the MRI
Dr. Wilson: [gruff disguised voice House, this is God.
Dr. House: [in MRI chamber Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
Dr. House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Dr. Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
[Cuddy bursts in
Dr. Cuddy: House...
Dr. House: Quick, God, smite the evil witch! [Wilson wisely says nothing
Dr. Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
Dr. House: God, why have you forsaken me?

[Wilson is telling House that his leg pain is a result of Stacy leaving. House smacks Wilson in the shin with his cane.
Dr. House: Aw, you miss Stacy too?

Dr. House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
Dr. House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!

Dr. Wilson: You dosed me!
Dr. House: Yes I did but only because you didn't trust me, your best friend.
Dr. Wilson: You could have killed me!
Dr. House: Amphetamines wouldn't kill you.
Dr. Wilson: You don't know my medical history! I could have... I co... You could've given me a heart attack!
Dr. House: A heart attack wouldn't kill you. You were in a hospital. [Dr. Wilson yawns
Dr. House: Aha! You yawned!
Dr. Wilson: Aha! You tried to kill me!
Dr. House: I put you on uppers and you still yawned. Means it's a symptom, of being a big fat liar. Yawning is a side effect of some antidepressants, apparently the ones you're on.
Dr. Wilson: I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!

Dr. Wilson: [about Cameron So she's really coming back?
Patient: Who's coming back?
Dr. House: You don't know her.
Dr. Wilson: You give her a raise? Increase her benefits?
Dr. House: Don't have TiVo on this thing, can't rewind. Shut up.
Patient: You lower her hours?
Dr. House: You don't even know her!
Dr. Wilson: Who is this guy?
Dr. House: He's a patient.
Patient: He's examining me.
Dr. House: He's got to go back to work as soon as I'm done with the examination. Guess I do too.
Dr. Wilson: It's got to be something. I mean, she didn't come back because she likes you. [House gets a strange look on his face
Dr. Wilson: Wait a minute! She did come back because she likes you!
Patient: Heh heh! You dog! You slept with her!
Dr. House: Keep talking. I'll finish your exam with a prostate check. [to Wilson
Dr. House: I've agreed to take her on one date.
Dr. Wilson: What?
Patient: So you into this girl?
Dr. Wilson: Yes.
Dr. House: No! She's not giving me any choice.
Patient: Wait... she's making you do her?
Dr. House: Date her.
Dr. Wilson: Young ingénue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor; her sweet gentle nature bring him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart.
Patient: [puts his arm around House's shoulders Do her, or you're gay.
Dr. House: For God's sake. [grabs TV and as he's walking out the door
Dr. Wilson & Patient: —sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Dr. House: Grow up. And learn to harmonize.

"I hate the country. It dirty, unhigenic and what is that smell?"
"That would be grass"
"It's disgusting!"
Owen and Gwen

"-And he looks great in a suit"
"Careful, That's harrasment"
Jack and Ianto

"I can't do it, I'm sorry. I'm rubbish!"
"He set me off!"
"Well that lasted nought point two seconds"
"I'm impressed she actually has Pizza."
"Oh come on! she was going to say 'heres your Pizza.' and i was going to say, how much?' and she was going to say, ' oh whatever ten quid,' and I was going to say 'Oh but i don't have any money' then there would be a punchline, I hadn't got up to that yet but it would of been good."
"Here's your Pizza, I betta go"
"I think we've got past that"
Jack, Owen, Tosh, Suzie and Gwen

'It's going to be Legendary!'
Barny (How I met your Mother)

(After being called out to investigate a missing Goose)
'I think we're on a wild Goose chase sir, ha!"
'One of us had to say it Troy, i was thinking it would be you'
Troy and Barnaby

'You are indeed the worst pirate i have ever heard of'
'But you have heard of me'
James Norrington and Jack Sparrow

Handsome-Rob (Italian Job)

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Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Valley by DarkXVulcanJediKnightofEregion reviews
There is a menace that threatens the peace of the newly formed Republic and only our favorite archeologist can help stop the threat that comes from the Lost Valley. crossover with Indiana Jones.
Crossover - Star Wars & Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,858 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Han S.
A Very Special Wedding Guest by Julie Ann Pope reviews
Midsomer Murders based on the spoiler that a certain person is returning for Cully's wedding later this year SLASH
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 6,632 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Promise of Redemption by a certain slant of light reviews
As he wandered the busy streets, abustle with drunken tomfoolery, he stumbled and muttered to himself, “I am dead.” [NorringtonOC]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006
Between the Lines by Darthishtar reviews
As a new Master, ObiWan is asked to keep a journal for the first six weeks of training.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,016 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Midsomer Murders: Hit and Fall by Shath reviews
Midsomer Murders. Troy saves Barnaby from a car, but at what cost? Features Sgt Gavin Troy, DCI Tom Barnaby and Joyce Barnaby. Simple oneshot, tried to keep the characters in character. Rated T for safety. Not too many sappy moments.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Padawan Problems by meganichan04 reviews
Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi is infamously cool... until it comes to dealing with his precocious padawan! A bit of one shot Obi and Ani humor for your enjoyment. A little OOC freaking out by dearest Obi, but not too much.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
An Unlikely Accord by piewacket reviews
Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James N. - Complete
ObiWan's Worst Memory by DreamingByDay reviews
After a drunken night, ObiWan drags his Padawan into a tattoo and piercing parlor...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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The Missing Knight reviews
A mission has gone wrong and ObiWan has been taken prisoner by a vengeful enemy. Anakin is on a mission to find his Master as soon as possible while ObiWan’s captor is out for revenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
You Leave Them Alone For One Night and Look What H reviews
The girls have the night off and Jack, Owen and Ianto are called out on a Weevil attack. But by a series of unfortunate events, They are arrested. Just a little bit of fun about the girls coming to get them Oneshot
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Papa Bears Heirs II reviews
A group of teenagers going to a boarding school that stands on the ground once belonging to Stalag 13, have decided to become as much trouble to their enemies TeachersStrict ParentsAuthority in general using the newly found tunnel system of the Heroes. Jo
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007
Harbouring on Illegal reviews
[MIDSOMER MURDERS] Troy has once again been sent on one of Barnaby’s harbouring on illegal searches, but this time was caught by the local police. Just a little fun about Barnaby coming and getting him. Oneshot
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The New Generation reviews
The events of RotS and further never occurred. Anakin never fell in love with Padme and struck down Darth Sidious to save Mace Windu. Now follow him and Obi Wan as they face their greatest struggle yet, raising the newest generation of Knights.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
From My Point Of View reviews
What was Obi Wan thinking as he watched his brother turn to the dark side. A summary of the events in RotS through Obi Wan’s eyes. This OneShot story was mostly inspired be the song ‘How to save a life’ by The Fray.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Papa Bears Heir's reviews
This is a story about a modern day teenage versian of the Hogan's heroes. They have all been sent to a strict bording school that is situated in the area stalag 13 once stood. watch as Rob and his friends set up a student underground system. please reveiw
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007