JadedLadyoftheSpeculativeNight
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Joined 02-04-07, id: 1213408
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Name: JadedLadyoftheSpeculativeNight (It's actually Sora, but I refer to myself as JadedLady.)

Age: I'm only as old as I look! I swear it!

Location: I live in the US. Sorry it's not a more interesting country, but you'll live.

Interests: I have tons of interests, most of which will creep you people out, but I'll list a few if you REALLY want me to. So, here we go!:Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, World of Warcraft, Isaac Asimov, classical music, dogs, Alan Dean Foster's "Pip and Flinx" series, and. . .oh, yes! I have an obsession with the composer named John Williams because he writes such amazing soundtracks!!! Ever noticed that all of the truly famous and well loved movies have sound tracks by John Williams? They do! Among them are Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Indiana Jones. I think Mr. Williams is going to have to get a restraining order against me, otherwise if I ever meet him, he'll never be left alone again!!! Anyhow, I've gotten off topic.

Causes I support: Keep music alive and well funded in schools or the next fifty years will quickly become musicless!!! Unbelieveably, 61 percent of Americans in the US don't know the words or the tune to the US national anthem. THAT is sickeningly pathetic.

Other Stuff: Yes, I've only written one story so far, but I've been busy researching the funding of music in schools, so writing time has been lost. Now that I'm done with my paper, though, I can begin to put out more stories! Challenges are always welcome, and I'd love to recieve a few just to keep me busy. I'm obsessed with my dog. . . I'm an artist and a writer. . .I'm also a singer (not pop culture sort of singer, but church choirish. You know, opera, sort of. Heck. I sing. Got it?). Don't let the pen name decieve you, for while I may seem stoic and cerebral (as I indeed am), I am also probably the craziest person on this planet. Yes, I'm speculative, but my speculations go beyond anything a normal person could imagine. . .muahahahahahaaaaa... Oh, and I do love humor!!! I can't write it, but I adore it! My humor is more sarcastic than anything else.

Feel free to review all of my work. In fact, I encourage it. Flames are welcome, too. I need to be yelled at everyonce in a while, otherwise I become severely prideful and arrogant, or I begin to feel worthless.

Ta ta, for now!--JadedLady

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More Evil Lockers by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
What would happen if lockers were installed in Hogwarts? locker problems, combination errors, and hilariously embarrassing moments, that's what. Abandoned/Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Drabbles by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Yes another series of drabbles. These are meant to be funny. lol. Based on the question What if the Jedi could marry? Reviews are welcome. AU Obviously. NO Slash! Anakin and Tahiri drabble up!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Cookies and Dented Walls by wAcKaMoLe911 reviews
Luke has something very important to tell his son Ben, but Ben doesn't seem to quite understand... [CHALLENGE FIC] R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Harry, Prince of Hogwarts by Llama-k'Leysha42 reviews
xover between Harry Potter and Hamlet. warning: mention of samesex pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
Committee Meeting by Archaeologist reviews
A few hours into their honeymoon, Luke and Mara get a visit from an old friend. Ben Kenobi had forgotten to mention one tiny little detail about the Jedi Code – attachment is forbidden.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Bellatrix Rediscovered reviews
Thought you knew Bellatrix? Try things from her perspective. . . Rated T for some content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete