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Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl.

HALLO!

Okay, people. The way I see this is that I have a chance to do a super cool profile which I can fill with crap and other cool thingies!

So….welcome to the wonderful, fabulous, contrabulous profile of extra short!!!!!

Let’s get rid of the boring stuff first, shall we?

Name: Kirsty

Age: 13(Teenagers! does I’m-a-teenager-dance dance)

Lives in: Scotland

Occupation: (why does it ask you this when you’re filling out form things??? I AM ONLY A KID!) eh…sleeping, school, sleeping, Air Training Corps and I sometimes sleep….

And now, for the important things….

My Chemical Romance, Queen, Good Charolette, Green Day, Lostprophets, 30 seconds to mars, Simple Plan, Madina Lake, Fall out boy, Blink 182, Sum 41, The Fray, Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, The Fratellis, AC/DC, U2 & loads more...

( I. LIKE. MUSIC.)

I go to the ATC and am planning on becoming a pilot in the RAF(IF I’m smart enough drools).

My best friends name is Meg and I love her SO much! We are twins and have special powers….

grins

Yes, that’s right. I am a HT shipper. Whatcha going to do about it? I used to be AH(sadly). cries

My bebo...

This profile is still under construction. So…it’s still pretty crap.

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Artemis Fowl and the King of the Trolls by glorwen reviews
Artemis has just lost his third lab assistant due to an untimely visit by Mulch. Now, he has to find a new one. What happens when a Troll King rises and wants her as his bride? Rated T for later... stuff... TroubleXHolly ArtyXOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl: The Goldlake Society by LeanaLynx reviews
Set before TOD. Holly finds out that there is a secret group of humans who know about fairies. She also temporarily loses her magic, so Trouble has to help her beat up some goblins. Sounds like fun! TxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
A Root and Growl by JuliennePotato reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
2nd Vengeance by KleptoDwarf reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by a familiar, vengeful enemy. Butler and the usual gang have to rescue him...and plan their COUNTERSTRIKE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007
Injury and Love by paradisegurl101 reviews
Holly's been having a horrible day so Trouble tries to cheer her up. However, everything goes terribly wrong and now someone's after Holly. She needs all the help she can get from her friends to find out what's happening. Post TLC HollyxTrouble
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Black Rose by The Beetle reviews
The Satanic Skulls is a fairy gang that lurks in the back alleys of downtown Haven. Commander Trouble Kelp must find and shut them down before he gets burried in too deep. But will he kill the gang or will the gang kill him?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Trouble K. - Complete
A List Of Reasons Why A&H Will Never Get Together by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The title pretty much explains it all. I am so grossed out by AH stories, I mean, come on people! Size does matter, in more than one sense. NOTE: Redundant since the Time Paradox-I've converted to AxH...Shut up! You just...SHUT UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Interrogation by Ms. Marla reviews
After an interesting lunch break, Trouble decides to do something nice for Holly. What he doesn't expect though, is that she is one of the best interrogators the LEP has.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Who We Talkin' About? by Wind Lane reviews
A conversation between Raven and Beast Boy that Raven regrets having.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Super Reader reviews
Sector V has to host a girl's slumber party. What will happen when the girl's play Truth or Dare and their deepest secrets are revealed. I hope it will be better than this summary makes it sound.15, 286, 34. COMPLETE!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Galactic Adventure by Jarlaxle Baenre reviews
Post Opal Deception. Opal Koboi has once again vanished without a trace. It is up to our motley crew of miscreants, LEP officers, and the occasional Mud Boy to save the world once more... HollyTrouble... how can you not? Finally complete!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Usual Argument by pinkalarmclock reviews
Beast Boy and Cyborg's daily argument. Funny, please RROneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
The Spark by refloc reviews
It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Love on the Force by Laitoste Morna reviews
Trouble has trouble asking Holly Short out on a date. Will Foaly be able to help him or will everything go trerribly wrong. Read to Find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Artemis Fowl The Mary Sue by MercuryRemedy reviews
A creature unlike any other Artemis Fowl has ever seen has broken into the masion and is slithering towards him as we speak. What will he do? (Implied Death, but no one's crying.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2003
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Artemis Fowl: A Darker World reviews
It has been 10 years since TLC and Holly and Artemis are finding it hard to get used to all the changes.....
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
What happens when reviews
just pointless stuff to do with me and my friends meeting him. things get pretty OOC...rating incase.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl The Last Stand reviews
Artemis Fowl is back and this time there’s no limits.When Holly and Artemis return from Hybras, they find a lot of things have changed. Not long after their return, Ark Sool teams up with Opal Koboi and they plan to send the world into a cross species war
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Holly Short reviews
a remix of Stacey's Mom. pointless parody.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
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