AnEmotionalVampire
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Joined 02-05-07, id: 1213953, Profile Updated: 04-08-15
Author has written 32 stories for Twilight.

Dear Readers,

I know I said I was working on a re-write of Growing Pains, and that was the truth; however, ADD and Writers block got in the way. Right now my only plans for Growing Pains is to fix spelling errors that has been pointed out and check for grammar mistakes. I'm not into Twilight as I once was, though I still like the series. I hope you all still enjoy my stories and maybe one day, I'll have a new story for you.

Happy Reading,
An Emotional Vampire

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Little Boy Lost by Ginger S reviews
Tragedy stole his childhood and took him from one bad situation to another until he found his calling. How Johnny Gage became "The Boot".
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,719 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - J. Gage
The Phantom's Payback by Ginger S reviews
Chet's pranks are driving Johnny towards a transfer. Will he leave, or things change for him?
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011
Shattered Expectations by Lena Sauran reviews
When a new wolf enters the picture, it changes Seth Clearwater's life forever
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Seth
Fissures in the Crystal Ball by Ravenne Lil reviews
Lily declines her invite to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However, years later with the Wizard War bleeding into the muggle world, Lily finds herself drawn into a conflict she is not prepared for... remainder of summary in chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Choices of the Heart by SG51169 reviews
Bella's greatest fear was losing Edward. But what about the other Cullens? Is there anything that would make them leave her again, this time for good? How can the Cullens make her believe that her place is safe with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Different Path by Ravenne Lil reviews
Jedi Padawans Siri Tachi and Obi-Wan Kenobi choose to leave the Jedi Order and pursue their growing relationship. However, even as civilians they can not seem to stay out of trouble! A New Chapter, A new enemy! Yay!
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
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Without A Moment of Doubt reviews
It's Bella's wedding day and she has a few moments to herself to think. Just a small one shot. *COMPLETE!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Bella - Complete
Bye Bye Bye reviews
A bit of a new and funny look on Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Read and review, pretty please *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Telling Alice Off reviews
Bella finally snaps at Alice and tells her off, and Jasper isn't there to save her. Just a short something I wrote! *COMPLETE!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
Party at Jessica's reviews
Jessica has a party when her parents are gone for the weekend. Lauren brings alcohol and there are consequences to be paid. Pretty please review! *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Vampire Baseball: The Cullens vs The Volturi reviews
It's the ballgame of the century where two very different Vampire covens face off! Who will win! Read and then review *COMPLETE!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Bella's Pet Rat reviews
A Growing Pains outtake, and a sequel to Bella's Hamster. Alice gets Bella a pet Rat to make up for the untimely death of Edwardian Emmetto Jasperin Cullen the First. Will the rat suffer the same fate? Read and find out *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella - Complete
Emmett's Writers Block Plague reviews
Emmett tries to overcome his writers block and realizes having it might not be so bad after all! *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Crazy Cullens 3 reviews
The Crazy Cullens series has become a trilogy! Featuring all our favorite Cullens! This installments takes place before Twilight so it doesn't have Bella. A bit OOC, You've been warned. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
The Many Accidents of Bella Swan reviews
Making Fun of Bella's clumsiness is fun. Join me in this fic of the many ways Bella can hurt herself! Funny, heartfelt and sometimes romantic. Come on, You know you wanna read it! *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella - Complete
It Takes Two To Well You Know reviews
Esme is up to no good with a certain Police Chief of Forks... Oh dear. It's not what you think... or is it? *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Charlie S., Esme - Complete
Just Eat It reviews
Edward tries to get Bella to eat a certain vegetable... does he succeed? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy April Fools reviews
It's April Fools day and Emmett decides to play a prank or two...*COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Bella Loses A Tooth reviews
Outtake from Growning Pains - Bella loses her first tooth and the tooth fairy comes! : Also important note about Growing Pains. *Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unhappy Valentines Day reviews
8-year-old Bella has a bad Valentines day at school. Poor girl. An outake from Growing Pains. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Punk'd: The Fallout reviews
Taken place after Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169. Emmett sinks into a depression after the shock of being Punk'd wore off. Will he ever recover? Will he ever laugh and make jokes? Will everyone's favorite funny vampire be sad forever? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Emmett - Complete
History Class reviews
Jasper's history class is learning about the Civil War. Jasper is very knowledgable in the subject, but has he met his match? Read to find out! Short Story *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Edward's Fear reviews
Even Vampires have fears - whether they are rational or not - and Edward is no exception and he seeks out Carlisle's comfort. A cute father/son moment. Short story *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Sibling Fighting reviews
Edward and Rosalie argue about Bella and Edward ends up doing something Un-Edward-Like. Siblings fight and when they do they say and do things they don't mean. Edward/Rosalie Sibling fluff and nonfluff. A bit of OOC-ness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
The Fan Girl On The Other Side of The Wall reviews
The Cullens live in an apartment - next door to a fangirl and hear the mumblings of the girl reading Twilight Fanfiction! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Edward's Request reviews
Oh Noes! Edward can't live without Bella and so he goes to Italy to visit his daddy's old best buddies! Will Alice and Bella arrive in time to save him? or do they get the wrong idea of what will happen? Funny Story! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Edward - Complete
Eloped reviews
Alice isn't happy with the decision that Bella and Edward made about their marriage and wedding. This is the original ending to my fanfic "Growing Pains" before I decided against it. I thought you'd all wanna read it anyways! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Growing Pains reviews
4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,253 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Story Time With Emmett reviews
Emmett tells Bella a story about Edward during the time when Bella and Edward first met. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Jasper Watches Gettysburg reviews
*Reposted* Jasper is home alone and watches the movie Gettysburg while his family is out hunting. He gets all sad. Read it to make him feel better. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jasper - Complete
First Day of School reviews
Sometimes Esme has a hard time getting her children out of school for their first day after being changed. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Esme - Complete
Operation Bella reviews
Emmett is home alone Bella-sitting when she becomes dangerously ill. An outtake of Bella's life from Growing Pains. Read and Review please. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Volturi Adventures reviews
Now multiple works! Disneyland, Universal Studios, whats next! Read and find out! Beware for OOC! :D Title changed from "Volturi Goes to Disneyland" due to multiple themes... *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Aro, Alec - Complete
The Crazy Cullens 2 reviews
Sequel to The Crazy Cullens! How much trouble and how many headaches can the Cullen kids give Carlisle and Esme before they snap? Read and find out as the story progresses... *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Bella's Hamster reviews
Missing Scene from Growing Pains. 8-year-old Bella decided she needed a pet, so she gets a pet hamster. Not the brightest idea when living with animal-eating vampires. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Bad Day reviews
Carlisle has a bad day at work and Esme comforts him. Carlisle's Point of View. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Goodbye Love reviews
Edward never changed Bella, the events in Breaking Dawn never happened, and so Bella was never changed. Warning: Sadness ahead. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Crazy Cullens reviews
My first Twilight fanfic. Emmett is a Harry Potter fan, Holidays are coming up and the Cullens just go nuts. Many different themes for each chapter! please review? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete