Misstress Vitani
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Joined 02-05-07, id: 1214124, Profile Updated: 12-31-08
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and Eyeshield 21.

Hello.

My name is E!

I have 3 muses and one moose who won't leave me alone. Their names are Jesse, Alaynna, LeLesley (muses) and, KayK.(moose)

Before i continue i would like to make an anoucment! (i know i have horrible spelling! i don't know how to spell! hee he)

WARING: i have the habit to: go off into random subjects, annoy you by talking, looking and/or staring at you, shout random things a bad times (Ex: LOOK A BIRD!), make you mad at me then make you laugh, be the weirdest person you ever saw, be the very best friend you can have (but that's a good thing), and be very moody at times!

I like: Anime, yaoi, reading, writing stories and poems, playing with my puppy, annoying my friends, being mean to my little sister (but i love her anyway), and lots of other stuff!

I dislike: being alone, having people mad at me, mean people, people who gossip (I mean the BAD gossipers! the ones who can't keep secrets!), and my nosy little sister (still love her!)

Fave Animes/Manga

Inuyasha

Naruto

Trinity Blood

Yuyu Hakusho

Shaman King

Loveless

Wolf's Rain

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Death Note

Gravitation

and lots more...to much to name

HEY! Visit my site @ www.freewebs.com/hakucrazy94

not on this as much but here's my MindViz profile www.mindviz.com/?nc=1191372599

check out mine and my friend A's youtube! www.youtube.com/profile?user=AlaynnaElena

AIM me anytime! my SN's r bloodivallentine and OhmyGitsE

My FAVE quotes...((me and my friends acting stupid!))

Elena : "HE'S MUTATING!"

Alaynna: "Did Mr. Calhoun's computer get hit by a tree?"

Elena: "What?"

Mia: "Did a house fall on Mr. Calhoun's tree?" ((Me and Alaynna burst into laughter))

Elena: "Dingleberries!" ((Laughs at inside joke))

Alaynna: "You need hearing problems! Coming!"

Elena: (after my dad had called me and i didn't realize it was him)) "I hear you God! I'm listening!"

((at Sarah's pool party...she was yelling at Mia)) Sarah M: ((pointing at the pool)) "Get back in the car Mia!"

Elena and Alaynna: "Gasp!"

Alaynna: "Oh Pooeth!"

((From Evan Almighty)) Evan: "If that's true...I'm gonna be SO pissed!"

Sarah P: "Naughty people like to play with whiped cream..."

Elena: "...naughty people are imaginative!"

"It's Electrifying!"

"Where's the liver!"

Nick: "I;m gonna move before it starts to stink."

Elena: "Why? You gonna fart?"

Nick: "No...I just did..."

Brandy: "NICK!"

Brandy: I dreamt I was blonde...wait...I AM!"

Elena: "I think I'm blonde...Blind! I mean blind!"

"You go girl!"

Kevin: "I'm a man who gets what he wants."

Katrina: "We'll see about that."

Brandy: "The man got dogged!"

Elena: ((laughs))

Elena: ((Singsongs)) "Let there be light!"

Brandy: "A! why is there a hole in the cake?"

Alaynna(A): ((runs away))

Brandy: "My door moans when you open it..."

Elena: "...is it being violated?""

Brandy: "Let's put the laptop in the microwave and turn it on!"

Elena: "Bad computer! No humping microwave!"

Elena: "Nick fall in pool...he go boom...he die!"

"Don't eat bananas...they're yellow!"

Elena: "...I confuzed..."

Brandy: "I'm better...((cough cough))"

Brandy: "I love being mean!"

Elena: ((sarcasticly)) "Yes Brandy because it's fun to have people hate you!"

Brandy: ((serously)) "I know! Right?"

Elena: ((rolls eyes))

((my cousin who iz only 7)) Chase: "I wish i was a strawberry! Then i could eat myself! Then all that would be left is my big strawberry head!"

Elena: "Happy pole! Happy pole!"

Alaynna: "It's almost very much bad..."

Elena: "Wha?"

Elena: "We stopped for ice cream on the way back!"

Alaynna: "When the f did we get ice cream?"

((from the Ringer))

((my dad finds my EarRing Cleaner in the fridge...i don't want him to know i got my cartlige pireced))

Dad: "What's this?"

Elena: "EarRing cleaner."

D: "What for?"

E: "To clean earrings..."

D: "you're earrings are already clean..."

E: "you need to clean your earrings before you put them in your...earing holes!"

Alaynna: "...earrings holes?"

SHMA: "Slinkies are like enemies...fun to look at...even more fun to push down the stairs!"

Dad: "Elena do you have your cell phone?"

Elena: "Yea I have my flip-flops!"

Dad & Kayla : "What?"

Elena: "In the words of our four Fathers...Wah?"

Elena: "two things that don't go together...sex and lunch..."

Kayla: ((making gagging sounds))

MArcus: ((laughing so hard he falls over))

Everyone: ((Laughing at him))

Alex: "I lika da Shnitzle yea!"

Elena: "Oops! I dropped my face!"

Elena: ((Sniffle)) "This morning...i woke up a man!...this is the worst day of my life!"

Alaynna: "I have A.D.D...cool! that spells add!"

Alaynna: "Haha...who's ur Daddy now bitch!"

SHMA: "Suck my inner ear!"

A: "you know ur fat when ur boyfriend pulls Subway out of your coat..."

Xavier: "Don't wear a thong! You'll never see it again!"

Xavier: "Lyposuction gone wrong...whoops there goes my bladder..."

E: "There goes my Kidney..."

A: "Shit! I needed that!"

Kayla: "Until you write my story, I'm going to inflict pain upon your person." ((Holds pointy pencil))

E: "but i don't want pain inflicted upon my person!"

Kayla: ((pokes e with pencil)) "tough teabags"

Mr. wright: "i thought she was tryig to poke my fat!"

Kayla: "Marcus get out of my purse!"

Marcus: "I'm not leaving without the Skittles!"

Kayla: ((form outside bathroom door)) "I can't reach it!"

Elena: ((from inside bathroom)) "What?"

K: ((giggles and run away)) ((hidding in her room))

E: ((walks out of bathroom)) "Kay?" ((walks into Kayla's bedroom))

K: ((has her shirt off))

E: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

K: ((pulls her shirt back on))

E: "...i've been emotionally scarred"

((me and kayla walk down the stairs in hooker make-up))

Kayla: "Grandma we're going out!"

Grandma: ((snorts)) "You two wouldn't make a dime on Broadway!"

Mom: "Good Lord and all the little fishes!"

E: "Oh Peter Piper Mary!"

my kid sister Bethany: "I will now hide inside my sister's pants...Presto!"

E: "Wait no! get back inside my pants...!"

E: "oh wow...is it 3 already? i'm sorry but i have to go die."

E: "I'm not accident prone...sharp objects just randomly fly into people's eyes when i'm around! honest!"

A: "I'm not accident prone...that guy broke his leg on purpose! i didn't trip him!"

A: "I'm not accident prone...that guy fell out of the tree...i didn"t push him...I swear!"

Kayla: ((stubs toe))"Mother Fu--Father, Son, Holy Spirit Amen!"

Kayla: "Good bye! I'm off like a dress on promnight!"

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Dismal Forebodings by Corvin reviews
Torn away from his twin and put in new surroundings, Sakon is swept a way by a member of a notoriously violent family. KankSakon AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,078 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Kankuro, Sakon
Toxic Love by Kags21 reviews
Bankotsu and Naraku's parents were killed in an accident and were taken to an orphanage. Unknown to them, a rich and powerful business man decides to adopt them.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,507 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sesshomaru, Naraku
Lost Fantasies by Carys Langley reviews
AU TezuFuji, Tezuka is a wealthy, successful...virgin. His 'good friend' Atobe decides to remedy that by introducing him to the beautiful, alluring Fuji. 'I run because I want you to catch me, Tezuka-sama. Don't worry, I'll run slow.'
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,735 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
Losing Shiny by December Jewel reviews
They scrub. They rinse. They scrub some more. They polish. Then they wait. Wait for the shine. Ryuichi/Tatsuha.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ryuichi S., Tatsuha U. - Complete
Always by baka coconut reviews
AU L/Light. He was just always there. In that little corner of the library, with his books, reading alone in his darkness. He was trying so hard to shrink out of existance, become unnoticable. Light couldn't help but notice.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,590 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Chocolate Cake by PiggyTails1994 reviews
Two-Bit and Steve bake a cake
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Steve R., Two Bit M. - Complete
My Name is Jesse not Johan by kellyQ reviews
FINISHED! AU When Jesse decides to volunteer at the Hospital, he meets a bipolar and personality disorder teen named Jaden. He keps on thinking Jesse is his dead female love named Johan. JadenJesse onside of JadenJohan
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Lets Go Camping by PiggyTails1994 reviews
The Greasers go camping!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
More Blond Jokes by Stormshadow13 reviews
Sequel to Blond Jokes, Dark annoys Krad with even more blond jokes. DarkxKrad
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Blond Jokes by Stormshadow13 reviews
Dark and Krad get in to a fight in a museum and Dark starts telling blond jokes. Slight DarkxKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Emo Corner: Johan Style! by WilderCapall reviews
A certain turquoise haired bishie slash fanservice device has hijacked my corner screaming about 4kids and fangirls!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
From here on by Kamikaze Demon reviews
Throughout the years Kenshin had been gone, he never forgot about the past he once had as Hitokiri Battousai or of the man who had cared for him. Yaoi. boy x boy. Rated M for some graphic language.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kenshin, Hiko - Complete
Emo Corner: Jaden Style! by WilderCapall reviews
Finally, the main character has found his way to my corner...what will the outcome of this latest insanity be...? Crack, minor language.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Emo Corner: Atty Style! by WilderCapall reviews
Quite possibly the most anticipated Emo Corner yet...ATTICUS TIME! Crackfic, obviously. Onesided pairing for humor only.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Fubuki T. - Complete
Emo Corner by WilderCapall reviews
The reposting of the semisuccessful EMO CORNER! Zane gets traumatized whilst reading fanfiction.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by 13th of never reviews
AU. When everything around is drastically changing before his eyes, Kankurou needs to hurry up and adjust, even if it is against his will and if difficulties seem to be doubled up by by his new found enemy and his clone. KankurouSakon, NejiGaa, Rated M :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Kankuro, Sakon
Go to bed, Sasuke! by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! by Anda Faith reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Roots by The Inkline reviews
[High School] There's something to be said about being the new kid. Automatically, you're a target to every bully in existence. I suppose wearing a skirt while having a Y chromosome doesn't help. [Hakucentric][On Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Haku
God's Lotus Garden of Trust by Daimeryan Rei reviews
Priest Mahaado tells about his life and how it’s interwoven with the Pharaoh’s, crossing the line between master and servant, overstepping the boundaries of being just friends, responding to the urge to be with each other… beyond life and death.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Mahado, Atem - Complete
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Hiruma's 12 Days of Christmas! reviews
just what the titles says! its just a little shot at humor...enjoy!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hiruma Y. - Complete
Where Is It! reviews
When Jesse loses something very important to him, he goes insane! it's up to Jaden and Syrus to help him find it before he goes completely mad! crackfi, OOCness, the usual...OH HOLD!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Johan A./Jesse A.
Happily Even After reviews
this is the sequel to my other crackfic Once Upon a Time...
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Is it so Wrong to Love Him? reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a student with a secret. He's secretly falling in love with his new teacher. What's the poor boy to do? Try to win his teachers heart of course! SasuXHaku slight ItaXDei ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Haku
Once Upon A Time reviews
Just a fairytale that has a crossdressing Jesse, and insane Jaden weidling a pointy stick and crack......lots and lots of crack! This is what I like to call a CRACK FAIRYTALE!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Going Under reviews
Haku thinks about his life as Zabuza's servant. Songfic...done to the song Going UNder by: Evanescence. rate T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Haku - Complete
The Loveliest Brown Eyes reviews
One day you think your life is going nowhere fast than come the next day you’ve changed your mind. Something comes along and lifts you up, makes you feel like you’re flying, makes you feel ok for once. That's how I felt when I met him. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Haku - Complete