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Joined 02-05-07, id: 1214132
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Song of the Lioness, Animorphs, and Eon: Dragoneye Reborn.

Horse Terms for Cullens and Horses? Story
1. saddle - Leather thing that goes on the horse's back. You sit on it.
2. Bridle - Leather straps that go around the horse's head and let you steer him.
3. Bit - Metal thing that goes in the horse's mouth and attatches to the bridle to help steer.
4. Mare - Female horse.
5. Saddle pad - Cloth that goes under the saddle to make it more comfortable for the horse.
6. Girth - Leather strap with buckles that goes around the horse to hold the saddle on.
7. Blow - It's when the horse inhales, then holds it's breath while you tighten the girth, so when he lets out the air, the girth is looser.
8. Lunge line - Long rope used to help the horse excersize.
9. Arena - Place where you work/ride the horse.
10. Reins - Leather straps that attatch from the bit to your hands to steer.
11. Poles, cavelletti, jumps, ect. - Stuff you use to jump with a horse.
12. Trot - Two beat gait. Bounciest speed.
13. "On the rail" - Means to stay right next to the wall of the arena. (Or the fence, if you happen to be outside.)
14. ...

~Fave authors are Stephenie Meyer, and Tamora Pierce.~

~About Me~
Apperently, this site doesn't do color. Weird. Anyway, call me rascal, or lissy. I've also been known to respond to "Hey you!". So, don't hesitate to message me, or review any of my work, or tell me about your new or old work, because I'd love to hear from you.
Oh, and just because I can, I'll tell you about my half horse. I actually shareboard a thoroughbred mare. Yep. So if you have a horse or pony, just message or email me to tell me.
~My Work~
K, I've got a Twilight/New Moon story. It's kinda funny and called Quality TimeReview or no Updates. Weird title. Guess I didn't put the space in... so, yeah, You can find all my stories and junk somewhere. Another Twilight/New Moon story is one called Joke Gone a Bit Too Far. It's kinda an OOC story featuring Bella, a joke, walruses, lack of clothes, and other stuff. One last story I have right now is a simple Tamora Pierce Daine/Numair fic. There are 2 new characters, Erin and Numinior. Oh, and Cloud's there too. Everyone (except Numair, of course) shows off their horsemanship skills.
1. Quality Time (completed, funny, not terribly OOC, Steph. Meyer)
2. Joke That Went A Bit Too Far (Not completed, funny, OOC, Steph. Meyer)
3. Love is in the Air, Or is it? (Completed, romance, not terribly OOC, Steph Meyer)
4. Side Ride (Oneshot, completed, general, horse, not OOC, Tamora Pierce)
5. Hiccups or No Hiccups (oneshot, completed, funny, romance, not OOC, Steph. Meyer)
6. We Were Made to Love Songfic (oneshot, completed, romance, not OOC, Steph. Meyer)
7. Night of the Ball (not completed, general, romance, not terribly OOC, Tamora Pierce)
8. Night of the Stars (completed, romance, general, not OOC, Steph. Meyer)
Just so everyone knows, I live on reviews, so PLEASE send me some when ever you get the chance.

~Fave Books~
1. ALL Tamora Pierce Books
2. ALL Stephenie Meyer books, especially Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, ect.
3. Eragon/ Eldest
4. Bruce Coville books
5. Animorphs
6. Dragon and Theif/Dragon and Soldier
7. The Floating Island
8. Vampirates
9. ALL Alison Croggon BOOKS (I haven't read any of her poetry yet)

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Contacts email: lissipoland@gmail.com

I suppose quotes will go here, although I don't have many story related ones yet.

1. The Dog looks up to Man, the Cat looks down to Man, but the Horse looks at Man and sees him as his equal. -don't know
2. Pet the pretty pony -Carly (don't ask)
3. Aluminum linoleum (spelled wrong, but hey, I couldn't think of anything else.)
4. Does anyone want to tell me why my Bella smells like... alcohol? -a fanfiction
5. Does anyone on here have a computer? -random blonde
6. The world would be a better place it fictional characters could talk. -someone
7. Lets look up 100 different horse colors! -carly (don't ask. FYI we found 100 colors. -Shudder-)
8. Love's fair wonderous... -Tamora Pierce, RoTG book. (Realm of the Gods)
9. Why do people always tell you not to stand infront of an emergency exit? If there was an emergency, surely you'd run through it? -random
10. Why is it when people say "What three things would you take with you on a deserted island?" why does no one ever say "A boat." ? -random
11. If the FBI breaks down your door, do they have to pay for it? -random
12. Can you slam a revolving door? -random
13. If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put on night vision glasses in the dark and look at a mirror? -random
14. If you only have one eye, and you close it, are you blinking or winking? -random
15. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? -random
16. Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. -random
17. Do penguins have knees? -random
18. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? -random
19. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? -random
20. Can you cry underwater? -random
21. How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? -random
22. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? -lol... random
23. Why are red buttons always the most important? -random
24. Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? -random
25. Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? -random
26. How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? -random
27. How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings? -random
28. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? -random
29. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? -random
30. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons? -random
31. Why do they report power outages on TV? -random
32. Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? -random
33. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? -random
34. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? -random
>35. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? -random
36. If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? -random
37. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? -random
38. If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? -random
39. If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? -random
40. what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? -random
41. What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? -random
42. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -random
43. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? -random
44. Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters? -random
45. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -random
46. Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear? -random
47. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -random
48. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? -random
49. When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? -random

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Discovery reviews
Eona reflects on her experiences both as Eon and Eona, exploring how to shift her identity from one to the other.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Eon/Eona
A Find of a Horse reviews
Numair is in need of a second horse. While they search for a new horse, they make a surprising discovery.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Daine, Numair/Arram
We Were Made to Love Songfic reviews
This is a songfic, and it's my first. Bella and Edward after Italy, and the song describes them perfectly. Dumb summery, sorry. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Twilight Clichés reviews
This a collection of stories about clichés I thought fit in with the Cullens. Simply read the cliché at the top of each story, and read on. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
Trials of Love reviews
Daine and Numair. They ponder whether to reveal their love. A new character comes along. What will happen? Will Numair's old lover win him back? Or will he stay true to Daine? Read to find out. READ AUTHORS NOTE! M rated
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Tortall
The DiaryJournal Of Bella Swan reviews
Starts out just before Bella moves to Forks. Kinda anyway. To be more specific, her journal starts out then she's already happy and lovey with Edward.Edward reads Bella's journaldiary. 1st: Anne Frank,then moving to first day at Forks High. saftey T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007
Side Ride reviews
2 new charries Erin and Numinior, Daine, Cloud, show off their horsemanship skills. Numair comes in at the end. If you like horses, or know horse terms, read this. If you don't, read anyway and skip the horse part if need be. Rated T for saftey.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Most of the family, and a reluctant Edward leave for a two day hunting trip. Jasper, Emmett and Bella are left to bond with each other, or, at least, Bella will sleepover. I mean really, what could go wrong? First fic.Updated 1/4/09 Saftey T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Emmett, Jasper
Out of Sight Out of Mind reviews
Collection of oneshots. Normally funnyromance. Newest: Emmett's Revenge Book. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/26/2007
Night of the Stars reviews
Bella and Edward are in their meadow, watching the sunset. The stars come out, and Bella gets to thinking. Lots of fluff, I suppose, so R & R please! Sorry that the summery kinda stinks. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Night of the Ball reviews
Daine and many others go to a large ball. Not a good summery, sorry. Numair, Alanna, Daine, Cloud, and many others. Saftey rated T.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Love is in the Air! Or is it? reviews
It's Valentine's Day! Yep. Bella wakes up, but, of course, doesn't realize what day it is. If you're nice, and review a ton, I'll add better chapters to it later today. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Longest Night reviews
Warning: ECLIPSE SPOILERS! Done shouting... Takes place during the storm just before the fight when Edward sits in the corner, Bella shivers on the ground, and Jacob becomes a space heater. From EPOV, not Bella's. Saftey rated T.Again, Eclipse spoil.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007
Joke that Went A Bit Too Far reviews
Bella comes over to the Cullen's house. When no one comes to meet her, she figures she'll surprise them. Instead, she is the one surprised. Features OOC characters, in some parts. Oh, and walruses. Bad summery, but kinda funny story. Oneshot. Saftey rated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007
Hiccups, or No Hiccups? reviews
Bella and Edward have gone over to the Cullens house after school. They and the other vampires plan on a nice relaxing movie. Of course, Bella accidentally disrupts it. How can you cure the hiccups? Find out, read and review please. Safety rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Cullens and Horses? reviews
Bella and some of the Cullens are 'tricked' into going to a horse stable to help out a girl from their school with her horses. Will Bella bond with Numinior? Are the Cullens good horse riders? Will there be an accident? Lol, read to find out. Saftey T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/23/2007
Cicada reviews
Rachel, a cicada, and some familt mixed in. Simple little oneshot that doesn't even deserve to take up this much space... Reviews appreciated. Saftey T, although there's nothing much in it.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete