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Author has written 16 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Hi, welcome to my profile!. Writer, reader, musician, actor, and nerd extraordinaire. I write a lot of fanfiction that actually doesn't make it up here, either short pieces, usually part of a bigger collection, or longer pieces that I don't intend to post until their completion because I have an awful track record with WiPs. My Phantom of the Opera fics may or may not be updated in the future. I mostly post oneshots, at the moment, for reasons mentioned above. I'm darkgondolier on LJ- as linked under homepage. Also on Tumblr. I hope you enjoy what I do have up!

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The Marauders' Match by Centralia Currie reviews
It's the gang's seventh year, and there are lots of changes to the Hogwarts staff, including a DADA teacher with a Jekyll and Hyde personality and the world's cutest Transfiguration teacher. Can either of them be of any use to the Order?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/14/2005
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 8,755 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
He's There by LadyBow8 reviews
A story about the dangers of roleplaying, and a secret-admirer that will do anything to capture the heart of a girl whose mind is half in fiction, even become her Phantom of the Opera. All original characters.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 192,951 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
The Real Don Juan Triumphant by BleedingHeartConservative reviews
**COMPLETE** NOW POSTING DELETED SCENES & BLOOPERS just for fun. Summary: Erik IS a bit of a Don Juan you know... What REALLY happened, as told by the Persian. Pairings: Erik/EVERYONE literally! . Rated "T" for sex. "M" chapters posted separately.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 150,271 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Erik - Complete
Company by madamefaust reviews
Modern Retelling for theatre geeks. At a liberal arts college in Rhode Island, the lives of Erik, Christine, Raoul, the Persian, the corps de ballet and others cross to make for one seriously crazy freshman year. Rated for language and mild drug use.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 169,110 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009
The Sorting Hat by Stromsten reviews
Summary: Are Slytherins really the 'evil' House? Does an 'evil House' even make sense? Rose and Scorpius analyze.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Different by Joelle8 reviews
Without any doubt, if one were to sum Tonks up in one word, it would be different. Accordingly, her tastes can be described by that word, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Dorian Gray's New Groove by Drakena the Destroyer reviews
Dorian Gray is a self centered emperor, with a palace and everything he could want. When he decides to fire his advisor, Mina Harker, Dorian starts facing a little change. Parody of Disney's The Emperor's New Groove.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Dorian, Mina - Complete
Meet The Lupins by SweetDeamon reviews
"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,217 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emotional disordered Ghost diary by wendela reviews
PotO, Completely Leroux-based. Erik's thoughts,Erik's dreams...Erik's anger, despair,hate,agony,fear. But above all, Erik's love. It's a bit psychotic and philosophical
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Opera Wench by my-echo reviews
COMPLETE. Currently undergoing revision. Almost two years prior to the advent of Christine, a young dancer stumbles upon the mysterious Erik one night and feels a strange affinity for him. Leroux-based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 157,131 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
I Want A Refund On My Phantom, Please by haleybob reviews
It's a Band Championship held in Paris, France. Once-in-a-lifetime oppertunity for Emma&Max. Their greatest wish granted, they're thrilled to be close to the place where Erik once lived. What they don't know is how close they will find themselves to be.EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Her Twisted Providence by Maat reviews
Christine's life slips dangerously out of control as the shadow stalking her begins to manipulate her world. Month by month everything she believes in shatters as the stakes rise to include her life, her freedom and even her sanity. DarkModern Lerouxbased
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,190 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Most Cliched Phantom of the Opera Fic Ever by DestinysGlitter reviews
As a child, not one, but two mysterious beings visit Christine at the opera. After meeting her soulmate, a curse is put into place that makes her live out five different versions of her life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Cuckoo, You See by JGH reviews
Madame, that child is injured. Let me look at her." Twenty-six years later, a slip of the foot leads to a chance meeting, which leads to a slip of the tongue... Post-Kay OneShot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 284 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Adventures In The Key Of 'H' by IrritatingAsp reviews
A group of High School music students is mysteriously sent back in time to 19th-Century Paris and met up with the Phantom of the Opera, but it's going to get even weirder with the arrival of a certain blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Erik - Complete
Solus by Of Kurtz reviews
Greed, naiveté, vengeance made them anomalies, brought them together to ally without loyalty or trust. Alone, their antecedents could prove to be their ends. Currently on hiatus.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,597 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007
Stuck in the Middle With You by LaPetiteSinge reviews
Post-Mexico, Sands is teamed up--sort of--with a professional who just might be his match. FINISHED, finally, after 5 years. NOTE: Secondary category is actually Elektra, but she doesn't have her own listing, sadly.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Box Five by Sugary Snicket reviews
A young woman visits the opera and gets quite a scare, courtesy of the Opera Ghost... Short Story, Oc, First Person, no pairings.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Erik - Complete
Blood Ties by Supaslim reviews
Dan fails to show up for work. Rorschach investigates further.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hawkeye-pierce08 reviews
Jack is different from everybody else. What is not so obvious though, is that he's fooled the entire town since he was seven years old. But Grissom is on to him, and nothing is as it seems. Mild Language, please R&R!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,164 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Gil G. - Complete
School of Phantoms: Beyond Your Wildest Dreams by APennyForYourThought reviews
If you start high school at St Gerik's, you're mad. The grounds are dangerous. A single Ingenue tries to go against convention every now and then but only finds herself struggling under the influence of not one, not even two, but THREE Phantoms. At least.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,310 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Erik - Complete
Merlin's Gift: A Founders of Hogwarts Christmas S by Stevens reviews
In this story written by award-winning HP fiction author G. Norman Lippert James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing the four founders of Hogwarts join the legendary Merlin on a Christmas quest to save a girl from a rather creative holiday werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Strange Bedfellows by DasMervin reviews
“We all need someone we can lean on...” Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,332 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Debriefing by DasMervin reviews
A young Agent Sands is introduced to magic. A crossover fanfic between OUaTiM and Harry Potter, and a prequel to our fic "Strange Bedfellows."
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Erik's Little Dividends by gravity01 reviews
He never wanted it. Them. He never wanted one… much less two of them. It wasn’t fair, Erik decided. He had only just gotten Christine all to himself and now… this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Conjuror's Masque by Tytania Strange reviews
The Paris Opera is turned upside down when intrusions from fanfiction threaten Gaston Leroux's canon characters. When Christine is murdered, Carlotta matches wits with Erik, as the future of the novel hangs in the balance. Completed
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 79,883 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Carlotta, Erik - Complete
Dance With the Devil by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Second in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Trip, stumble, fall and bumble your way through, romance with the devil is romance, regardless. Harvey's learning that the hard way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Joker Also Sleeps by Miffles reviews
A tale of the Joker and Dr. Crane. Obviously, Nolanverse. Post-TDK. M for violence explicit and non , suggested adult themes, and occasional coarse language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
One Really Tough Question by zipple reviews
Lily has a question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Lily Luna P., Ginny W. - Complete
Holy Batbullsh t, Batman! by WayWard Childe reviews
TDK I guess. Adam West and The Joker conspire to Kill Christian Bale, So Adam West can be the ultimate Batman. Also they're gay lovers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008
DCU: Quality Time by princessebee reviews
The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: CompareContrast by princessebee reviews
It's about contrast, about comparing the details of her life before, and now. Now when he is all there is. What changed - and what stayed the same? References to violence. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Celebrity by princessebee reviews
The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
A Vampire in the Opera by Silver Dragon Iron Claws reviews
One woman. Three men. One desperately needs her. One truly loves and cherishes her. One wants to make her his eternal bride. PotO/Dracula crossover. Full summary inside.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,583 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007
I Am My Father's Son by gravity01 reviews
And sometimes... he gives me this look... like he's been hit with something painful.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by gravity01 reviews
She broke easily. There is no question in her mind that she is mine. I should be happy! Is this not what I wanted? A real, living bride as my own? And yet, this is not what I imagined... not how I intended it to happen... Modern. EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,148 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Daddy's Girl by gravity01 reviews
There are many times when a girl just wants her mother... but when the nightmares come, it’s always me she calls for.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Doctor's Visit by LadyBootstrap reviews
In which the Doctor meets a doctor, they talk, and an attempt is made to correct a great wrong. One-shot. May take you by surprise...
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Deep Waters by Toasterphantom reviews
A Phantom of the opera story set in the late 17th century. Inspired by the pirates of the carribean. A really good story poised between romance, drama, and action.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/6/2007
The Very Best of Badphics by Kat097 reviews
A series of all the poorly written stories known and loathed by phans. Bad plot devices and OOC people in abundance. To include Abusive Raoul, High School Phantoms and Kidnapped Kristines.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006
DCU: Fan Mail by princessebee reviews
In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Childhood by T.C. Muirin reviews
Half the time, I was at a complete loss of what to do...it was like living with an incredibly socially inept adult. Inspired by Susan Kay's 'Phantom.'
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Erik - Complete
The Phantom Menace Strikes Back by honorel reviews
When the Phantom returns to the opera house devious silliness ensues. Elements of the Webber musical, Leroux novel, Tery Pratchett's spoof "Masquerade", and very briefly Pirates of the Caribbean are thrown in for satirrific effect
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ask Erik by my-echo reviews
Inspired by cyberwulf's Ask William and Dear Denethor. Having troubles? Need a confidante? Let the Phantom of the Opera offer up some sagely sarcastic advice.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Erik
Dreaming with Delirium by LadyBootstrap reviews
Doctor Jekyll's dreams are interrupted by something else.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Matchmaker by MastersofNight reviews
A touch of Leroux, a hint of Kay. Nadir convinces Erik to use the services of a matchmaker, meeting a widow who enjoys Opera and turning upside down the life of an Opera Ghost. EOW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 146,989 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Stars Fall by Lady Altair reviews
A post DH AU in three parts. We all craft our own happy endings. Even in the best of all possible worlds, romances decay and constellations fall from the sky, but Remus Lupin will pin them back up in a world that has already forgotten what he sacrificed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Lavender B. - Complete
The Phantom's Lullaby by kaliawai512 reviews
There were always a few mysteries left unanswered about the Phantom, from the details of his past to what happened to him after the well known story. And perhaps, something even deeper than we thought about the name Christine...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Erik - Complete
Dark Waltz by Broken-Vow reviews
I was locked in his world. No escape and no possibility of release. And yet I cannot hate him...Dark. Modern. Sprinkled with bits of Leroux and Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,319 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Devil's Reject by theangelofdoom reviews
He is their leader, all powerful, all knowing. Erik has become a symbol of darkness and strength for a mysterious cult, and has earned their respect through his merciless ways. Yet there is one who remains his weakness: Christine. EC, Dark, Modern, Leroux
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Erik, Christine
Peccata Mundi Assignment 2: The Fountain of Youth by D-of-the-Mask reviews
The history of a man lies behind his white mask and his devotion to those in need. Through the shadows of his past and the light of the future, he seeks to right the wrong. See inside for assignment summary.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Of the Sea by PhantomPenguin reviews
His heart had always been hers, and she knew it. The final chapter from the story of Davy Jones and Calypso.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Wizard by MadMar reviews
This is the story of Erik, a boy whose facial deformity masks the powers he holds within him. Engross yourself in the world of The Phantom, Christine, Raoul, and the others with a magical twist on the classic. A retelling through Harry Potter universe.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Erik
Just Don't Ask by gravity01 reviews
Christine returns. Don't worry about trivialities like logic or common sense. Some questions are better left unasked.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Tell Me Truly by my-echo reviews
One fine day, Erick, the Phatnom of the Opera, decides to take a look 'round his domain. But what he finds lurking about in the hallways is decidedly more terrifying than any bunny rabbit. First Place in the DBCA Pet Peeve Challenge.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Eriks Hidden Diaries by TheatreGeek311 reviews
A silly silly parody of POTO that my friend and i came up with. R&R, and if you like it, i'll keep going. oh, uh...its VERY OOC so...yeah.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Erik, Christine
Woe and Other Words of Shame and Distress by Death and Destruction Co reviews
My God, he's horribly scarred and disfigured! The Phantom moans, groans and generally whines about his terrible life beneath the Opera Populaire with much exaggeration and too many similes. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Erik - Complete
Sweeney Todd Condensed by Sans Papiers reviews
A slightly altered version of Sweeney Todd. This involving Anthony saying 'like' more often then the cast of 'Laguna Beach' put together, Johanna shooting up the asylum with a semiautomatic, and Sondheim's Lovely Obvious Hammer. Hilariosity ensures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
This is the Moment by laal ratty reviews
An update of the scene where Henry Jekyll takes the potion.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - H. Jekyll, E. Hyde - Complete
Buds Bursting Into Bloom by Chatastic reviews
What if the Phantom did not die after Christine left him? And what if he was able to love again? And what if that love arrived in Paris only weeks after the one and only performance of Don Juan Triumphant? And what if she was way cooler than Christine?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,476 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/11/2005
A Phantom's Guide To MarySues by Miss Black Shadow reviews
Ever wonder why you aren't getting enough reviews? Maybe your main character is a gasp MARY SUE! To avoid this dreaded disease, or you just want some laughs, please read my handy little guide!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Erik
Eight Legs of Love by Quiet2885 reviews
Kay Erik became really sad and angsty when Christine wanted him to kill a spider. How will Leroux Erik react in a similar situation? Just a bit of humor : Helps to have read Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Phantom of Hogwarts by Queen Ame reviews
The year is 1846 and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has accepted a new student. His name is Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,607 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Erik
Like A Hand on A Flame by In His Eyes reviews
A collection of scenes that detail Erik's and Christine's time together. Leroux based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Christine, Erik
The Forbidden Questions by BlackTippedRose reviews
What is Mme. Giry's first name? What's with the Candle Men? How many phangirls does it take to screw up Erik's life? The answers to these and more, inside, just click! T for language, flames allowed, reviews rock, plus it's cameo. Completed!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,556 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Peccata Mundi Assignment 1: The Nightingale by D-of-the-Mask reviews
The history of a man lies behind his white mask and his devotion to those in need. Through the shadows of his past and the light of the future, he seeks to right the wrong. See inside for assignment summary.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,375 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Girl Scout Cookies by Isayssoccer reviews
He liked being alone, or so he told himself. He didn't like being bothered, and he hated people. But when Erik meets eight year old Jessica he wonders if friendship is really a bad thing. Title and summary stink. Modern Day. AU. COMPLETE. Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
I'll be Home for Christmas by Phantasmarose reviews
MODERN DAY. Christine is a foreign student, and her visa is running out. Erik is her reclusive neighbor, who is willing to help. Will she let him? Fluffy. EC. Due to reader request, the story will be continued later on in 2007. Please Read and Review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Erik, Christine
St Mungo's Teaching Hospital by Princess Chris reviews
House MD, Harry Potter CROSSOVER. One Shot. Follow the complicated lives of your favourite witches, wizards and Muggle doctors at St Mungo's Teaching Hospital of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ENJOY!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Hidden Hearts by Charlemaine reviews
Do monsters ever love? Is it possible to save the good from the evil? A common prostitute finds out when she makes the acquaintance of a strange, savage man.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
A Word to the Phangirls by The Nightingale's Song reviews
The true Erik writes a brief note to the phangirls who swoon over his most recent incarnation.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Erik - Complete
Logic by Random-Battlecry reviews
There is a Doctor, and he travels with Rose, in this and all universes. PostDoomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
My Father, The Fop by Pleading Eyes reviews
Erik returns to Christine, reborn as her son. But nothing is as it seems. A parody of those annoying soap operas!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,765 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Erik, Raoul
The Perfect Ten by Random-Battlecry reviews
She made the mistake of asking him to make dinner. The TARDIS substitutes, broccoli is integrated, and chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues. Sorry about the kittens. RosexTen
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Normal by Random-Battlecry reviews
Some things about humans catch even the Doctor off balance. No spoilers, fairly short, with Rose and Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera Therapy Group by The Sunday Wife reviews
Ally, your average phangirl, was fed up with the characters of the Phantom of the Opera. They were all crazy. So she rounded them up, and brought them to her house for a group therapy session so that they could work out their problems. Chaos ensues.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006
Opera House Emails by WassailWotters reviews
If our beloved Phantom of the Opera characters had email access, it might look something like this..
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
If Music Be The Food Of Love by Gevaisa reviews
Leroux Kay!Erik. Post book. The cook at the Grey Goose Inn has a terribly deformed 3 year old son and a lot of secrets. Erik investigates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,197 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Life as a teenage phantom by Soiree musique reviews
Christine and Raoul have a son, who is just like Erik the phantom! Written from the new Erik’s point of view. he's arrogant, sharp, disturbed by his father, and...in love with his mother? ATTENTION, GOODBYE NOTE ADDED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005
101 Ways to Get Punjabbed by Erik by Theater Raven reviews
A list of absolute no nos when residing with Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Squids On A Theme From Phantom by phantomy-cookies reviews
The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Black From Bergerac by Ineffabilitea reviews
A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac meet, with a few significant changes. RLSB slash, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Getting Out of the Closet by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
OK, so me and Erik are hanging out in the magic closet one day when, alas, we are locked inside! Will we escape without killing each other? Will the rabid phans drive us nuts? And who ate all the popcorn? R&R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,465 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Erik - Complete
Erik and Retarded Computers Don't Mix by phantomette of the opera reviews
This is just a oneshot that is based on a real life incident that happened to me, except Erik is in my place. Is better than it sounds. My first fan fic, so be nice. Please R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Erik - Complete
Enfer by Team Hyde and Phantom reviews
A desperate man takes desperate measures to secure his place in history. His decision effects not only himself, but the lives of the ones he treasures as he crosses the fine line between a good man and a bad. AU, Jekyll and Hyde POTO Crossover.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005
Binary by Soignante reviews
Complete: What better mask than the faceless world of the Internet? It's a mask that cannot be ripped away on impulse. This is a Modern EC fic involving Christine as a genius barista, Erik, and the 'net.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 92,650 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
POTO Help Line by Maidenhair reviews
Why do you think all the POTO characters had such a hard time? Well, they had ME as their advisor. Page 11 is here to scare you.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Erik, Christine
Erik: The Vampire Hunter by Elektra1 reviews
Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 269,896 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Shallow Means, Deep Ends by Elliott Lawrence reviews
Don Juan Triumphant is finished and now I want to live like everybody else...I have invented a mask that makes me look like anybody. People will not even turn round in the streets... The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - Japanese - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Erik
The Further Adventures Of by Random-Battlecry reviews
The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
And Baby Makes Four! by twinlady reviews
What happens when you mix a woman in labour, a Phantom and a stressed Doctorhusband? You get MEG! Rated for a little language and themes. Please R and R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Erik, Madame Giry - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera vs Computers by Kitsune Blade reviews
There's so many things on the internet that are annoying. Bad results on quizzes or chatspeak which you can't understand, those are just a few things that which Erik encounters.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Throwaway Card by Killing Joke reviews
A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,801 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
The Phantom of the 1950s Flop by Maidenhair reviews
What if POTO was a lame 1950s play? Bad songs and bad acting...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
Mr Hyde and Doctor Jekyll by dangerousdame reviews
Every story has more then one point of view...
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Operation: Masquerade by WritetotheDeath reviews
Erik has been kidnapped! It's up the the agents of PHAN to find him and his other incarnations before it's too late and all traces of Phantom are erased from the world!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005
Mary Sue is not an Energiser Bunny! by Britomartis reviews
Sister story to Meg Giry is not an Alto. How to save your OC from a one way trip to Mary Sueville. Musical Accuracy required. R and R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
Madame Giry's Identity Crisis by Nota Lone reviews
In Which Madame Giry forgets herself, the Vicomte gets garbled information, and the phantom's plan is accidentally twarted.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2005
Il Mio Amore Scuro by WritetotheDeath reviews
[COMPLETED!] When a mysterious stranger intrudes on Christine's life, she finds herself thrown into a mad world of hidden desires and dark emotions. A modernization of our beloved story. Please R&R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,168 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Meg Giry is not an Alto! by Britomartis reviews
Erik Explains and other such drabble that annoys the purists.R and R. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Beamy Golden Sunlight Rays of Angst by Vendetta Vertigo reviews
A beautiful, talented, and beautiful new dancer comes to the Opera Populaire. Can Erik resist her womanly charms? I'll give you a hint: no. ErikOC xCOMPLETE!x
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
The Empire Strikes Out, as Does Everyone Else by Maidenhair reviews
A tribute to my brother's obcession. A Jedi named Jed, Obiwan's fatherly side, Don Juan, what next?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Crabby by Maidenhair reviews
What if Christine was a crab and hated everyone, and everything?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005
A Random Congregation by Nota Lone reviews
This is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&R
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
Curse of the HJ7 by An Old User reviews
These are journals based on the events of the play, but they lean heavily on the book for details. It all starts a week after Jekyll decides to stop taking the formula...
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
Angel in Disguise by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
Begins at the conclusion of the 2004 film. What if Erik hadn't escaped the mob? Now Erik is blind and helpless. Whose hands will catch him now? Then an Angel in Disguise shows him the light. Sucky summary. My first fic, so please be kind!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,316 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Arachibutyrphobia by Maidenhair reviews
Erik and Christine are snowed in the opera. They decide to have a nice, romantic time when suddenly... This is a real Phobia that doctors treat. I didn't make it up.Chapter 2 is here.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Christine, Erik
Twisted, Every Sue by Deep Roller reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Me Myself and I by Random-Battlecry reviews
Nigh impossible to describe.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
What Should Have Happened by Kat097 reviews
Based on the ALW 2004 movie. What Christine SHOULD have done when faced with Phantom's choice. Bashing of every character, designed to be amusing!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
Conversations with Vacant Chairs by BalletRat reviews
COMPLETE. It started with Meg Giry entering the Ghost's box on a dare. Now, all the ballet girls are finding themselves face-to-face with the infamous Opera Ghost at the most inconvenient times. Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
TCIKATPM Read, you'll understand title soon by Artymas reviews
Basically, it just goes into depth about a phangirl. Read the Disclaimer to get a better summary and a 'Why I wrote this.'
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2005
Now For Something Completely Random by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Interviews, Rubix Cube matches... Oh my god, just read it, it's insane - I can't believe I even wrote this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/9/2005
Transformation by An Old User reviews
Jekyll & Hyde The first time Dr. Jekyll comsumes the HJ7, from two radically different pionts of view. One-shot
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
The League Goes Shopping by wolfbeaver reviews
All the food...it's GONE!" Tom screamed. "Then we must go shopping..." Mina said gravely... Please Read and Review!
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2004
Jekyll learns to drive, then all hell brakes loose by Jack Borroughs reviews
Title sums it up, I need a beta by the way, rated for crude humor
LXG - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2004
Lost and Found by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Skinner helps Jekyll find something he's been missing.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Jekyll/Hyde, Skinner - Complete
Where are they now? by Jack Borroughs reviews
It's been a year since LXG was released, and 105 Years since it's events occurred, what have happened to the members and foes of the league by now?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004
Dangerous Games by Lunalelle reviews
COMPLETE! An analogy between JekyllHyde and Tom RiddleVoldemort for the intellectually inclined. Hermione has an accident, the Time Turner is destroyed, and she's stuck in 1943. She meets young Tom Riddle in his seventh year, Head Boy, and in his prime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,320 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Equal in the Darkness by Kang Xiu reviews
In which Henry Jekyll can walk, but perhaps not rationalise, in the dark, and finds it disquieting.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004
The Phantom of the High School by Siren's Chant reviews
5th Chapter! A strange senior is seen clad in black attire and a white mask, and he's got his eye on a freshman... Welcome to POTO High.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
Omnia Sursum Deorsum Versare by Kang Xiu reviews
When one day Skinner becomes even odder than usual, the League attempts to find out why. Mainly this involves following him around and speculating. :)
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2004
Whisper Words by Kang Xiu reviews
In which Jekyll confesses all to someone on board the Nautilus, and Hyde is furious but ultimately pleased.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004
All In A Night's Work by That Random Becca Person reviews
Aided by Jekyll, Hyde battles a monster--and himself.
LXG - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
An Odd Acquaintance by Drakena the Destroyer reviews
A weird slash story written by weird me. Van Helsing is on the hunt for Hyde, and is introduced to Jekyll. Complete, Van Helsing concludes the investigation and what has become of Jekyll and Hyde?
LXG - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Complete
Ship in a Bottle by Kang Xiu reviews
Jack and Bootstrap make a very... interesting... new aquaintance.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/7/2004
League of Extraidiotic Gentlemonkeys by Serb reviews
A parody of LXG is here! Random madness, robots, mystery,everything you wanted to see there! Chapter 3, M's evil plans! Read and review!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003
Phreaky Phriday by LaLuna reviews
The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
LXG Woke Up Gay! by Daten Shura reviews
Self-explanitory title. Silly fic. Not to be taken seriously.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2003
Murder, Obsession, Revenge by Vampiric Hyde reviews
A monolouge--type of story based on Jekyll and Hyde. Written in ana ttempt at Hyde's point of view, going voer some of what he thinks, and what he is...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2003
Je ne suis pas un Ange, or Mishaps in Parenting by Umiko reviews
AU (Leroux): Christine stays with Erik after turning the scorpion, and they get stuck caring for an infant; not entirely comedy
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Moon reviews
It's Halloween... do you know where your Mary Sues are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2000
The Score of J&H Re-Titled by EmaCarew1 reviews
Just my new titles for Jekyll and Hyde songs, i think it is somewhat funny and had fun writing it so please r/r
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2000
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Our Solemn Hour reviews
Penelope Clearwater's life after Hogwarts was nothing like what she had expected. And it was all because she decided to take a werewolf out to lunch...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Penelope C., OC - Complete
The Merits of Being a Bookworm reviews
When Angela Russell received a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she thought someone was playing a prank on her. Harry Potter was just a character in a book and there was no such thing as magic, right? Or could it possibly be real?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - OC, Teddy L. - Complete
Bloody American Leeches! reviews
Erik has met far too many time travelers. Clearly he's not thrilled when two more show up in his lake, invade his home, and get on his nerves. It might help his temper if they knew anything at all about his story, and had a sense of when to die.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Erik
The Phantom's Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
It's December in the Opera Garnier and Erik is feeling particularly generous this year. So generous, in fact, that he's decided to give everyone a gift per day for the twelve days leading up to Christmas.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Erik - Complete
The Strange Case of the Unwelcome Visitors reviews
Erik encounters a stuttering Brit, a clumsy, snooping sceneshifter, and a slightly inexperienced murderer. What he doesn't understand is why they keep coming back.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Erik - Complete
Christmas Company reviews
All Erik wanted was to have a peaceful Christmas. He didn't ask anyone to join him and he didn't expect anyone to join him. Then, one by one, they began joining him. What was a Phantom to do? He barely had any presents...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Erik - Complete
Phantom: The Abriged Fanfiction reviews
Now presenting the Phantom of the Opera- HUMOROUSLY CONDENSED! Raoul tries to be too cool for school, Christine can't decide on emotions,the Phantom has issues, and cast shortages ensue. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Living in Limbo reviews
Erik dies a most confusing death and finds himself in a strange mansion with all sorts of wild characters. He also finds he has the opportunity to return to Earth and discover what has happened since his death. Will he take it? Leroux-based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Erik
The Score of Phantom of the Opera Reborn reviews
The score of POTO has been retitled to give the audience a clearer picture of what is REALLY happening amongst all the pretty music. Inspired by The Score of J&H Retitled by EmaCarew1
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Now Hiring: One Opera Ghost reviews
Attendence has gone down at the Paris Opera House and the managers are desperate for publicity. They decide to hire an Opera Ghost, but nothing can prepare them for the wild characters that answer their ad in the newspaper.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Two Roses reviews
On a cold winter day two men visit the grave of their lover. What happens when they meet? Written for a challenge by Stratagem Blue.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
Meet Reality reviews
A Mary Sue wannabe comes to Paris in search of adventure and ways to waste her father's money. She manages to survive all the way to the Opera House, but how long will her luck last?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Ghost On Board reviews
A handsome young sailor, a beautiful young noblewoman arranged to be married, and a bitter pirate ghost, all aboard a ship bound for England. Will their journey be easy? Not with a ghost on board.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
2004 Movie Outtakes reviews
Made up bloopers for the 2004 movie. Missing directors, missing lattes, missing characters, what else could happen? A lot. Crossovers, book characters meeting movie ones, people in red and black stretchy suits, and more! NOW COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Randomness reviews
What happens when all the POTO characters get magically transported to my house? Chaos! Really better and crazier than it sounds. I know this has been done before, but please read! ON HOLD
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007
Beneath the Ground reviews
A short about someone visting the underground lake. Originally supposed to be a descriptive nature poem, so expect description.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete