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Author has written 6 stories for Bible, Alex Rider, Phantom of the Opera, Disney, Titanic, and Notebook.

Hi, my name is Storytimegirl. I am obbessed with Twilight.

Age: not saying.

Favourite colour: Red and pink.

Favourite animal: Cats, dogs, lizards (don't ask), horses

Things i LOVE: TWILIGHT, Doctor who, despreate houswives, Sci-fi, stargate SG1, torchwood. (Basicly i'm a sci-fi geek.)

I am IN LOVE with musicals: Phantom of the oepra, les miserbales, Andrew lloyd webber musicals, others that i can't name, coz it will take me all night to wirte this.

I like old classic books. (Tess of the d'bervilles, far from the madding crowd)

Things i can't stand: People, spiders, celebrites, everything

Favourite pairings:

Doctor who:

10th doctor/Rose

Stargate SG1:







Phantom of the opera:


High school musical:





Britannia high:


Alex Rider:





If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile, I have done that so many times i can't even remember.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like werid. Werid is good.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you DISLIKE Troypay, but appreciate the authors (just don't like the pairing), copy and paste this into your profile, I can't even read the fan fics.

Proud TROYELLA and ZANESSA FAN!! If you're a Troyella/Zanessa fan, post this on your profile to show you will NEVER to turn to the dark side of Zashley and Troypay...TROYELLA & ZANESSA FAN 4 LIFE!!

If you can't wait for the High School Musical sequel and just want to fast forward time to this summer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Check this out...

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE

If you believe teenagers are sterotyped, put this on your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, put this on your profile!

If you have your own little world, put this on your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, put this on your profile!

If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile!

If you've ever wanted to go into a book & strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile!

If at least once a week someone mispronounces / misspells your name, put this on your profile!

If you've ever looked at random people's profiles just to get these stupid thing, put this on your profile!

I'm not crazy, just slightly insane

If you are aware that LOADS of people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, put this on your profile!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant, the atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical for me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head, and spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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Abuse by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Britannia by BellaCullenWanabee14 reviews
Songfics featuring songs from British Musical Drama, Britannia High. Give it a go, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Friendship and Fires by lozzard-wellard reviews
After dumping Danny, Claudine and Lauren finally begin to become friends, much to Danny's disgust. This results in some awful consequences and life or death situations. *NOTE. This story may drag on a bit but I promise it gets interesting as you read!
Britannia High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Lauren, Claudine
Protector by Mdawg1425 reviews
Bella is abused by Jacob and it seems as there is no escape from this fate. When Edward saves her one night he feels that he should protect her. What will they both do when they start to fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,201 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Phases of the Moon by Aces17 reviews
All Human. BXE. Bella is in a happy relationship with lifelong friend, Jake. He soon turns abusive, and she's afraid to leave. What happens when a strange bronze-haired boy moves in next door and sweeps her off her feet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,817 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Blessings by twilightfan4life92 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella dates and ends up marrying a new student named Matt. He turns out to be abusive and, after being almost killed, Bella goes to the hospital. Her doctor is Carlisle. He desides to bring Bella to The Cullen Home for protection. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Face Down by twilight.foreverJB reviews
Bella comes to Forks before Edward and dates Mike Newton. He is abusive to her. When Edward comes is he able to save her from him. Will she be able to get over her new fear of guys and fall for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
The Rift Child by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
when a child falls through the rift, Jack, Gwen and Ianto have their hands full. many unanswered questions arise, who is he? why does he have two hearts? who are his parents?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Emo Ianto by PassionPoet reviews
Owen calls Ianto emo and he decides to show Owen what a true emo person looks like.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Another Day Another Alien by wannie822 reviews
A silly parody about Torchwood. I made sure to mock every character on the show. R&R.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Torchwood High by reviews
Torchwood Three gets orders to run a small high school for a semester. What kind of trouble could possibly come out of watching over a bunch of teenagers?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2008
Frayed Suspension of Disbelief by Briar Elwood reviews
SG-1 has some interesting encounters with some familiar characters...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Abuse and Death by trucymagic reviews
Sometimes, i wish i could hide, run and never be heard. I've never been perfect, nobody ever has, but i'm abused cause i'm not. I try and try and i always will, but I'm just not good enough. My First Oneshot! Please Review! A Ryan Story. Oneshot.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend by Independent Angel reviews
The perfect boyfriend is someone who will tell their secret and keep saying 'I love you'. But with Alex Rider it'll be one of the hardest tasks to acomplish. But what happens when he loses his memory and forgets who he loves? final chapter in! RR
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Alex Rider: A Stargate SG1 Adventure by a-snow-induced-headache reviews
A new person joins SG1 and helps a lot of the members along the way. I know, I suck at summaries. Sorry.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
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The notebook alterantive endings reviews
Alternative endings to the notebook
Notebook - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Titanic alternative endings reviews
Titanic, but with a different endings.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Alternative endings reviews
These are just alternative endings i thought up white watching some of these movies. Some funny, some just comepletly random.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Maskquerade reviews
What really is behind the story of Maskuerades?. I give my option of what it really is all about?.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Ivan Gregrovitch reviews
A story on the brother of Yassen Gregorovitch. Might not have spelt his name right.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
I watched reviews
A poem for my sister on here birthday. May make you cry.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete