A Guy Named Goo
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Joined 06-23-00, id: 12150
Author has written 21 stories for Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Get Backers, Final Fantasy VII, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, and RENT.

If people want to see my NC-17 fanfiction that I haven't been posting up on here (mostly Get Backers) then visit the fanfiction section of my site. Other than that, I cannot stress this enough: if you are going to e-mail me, 1.) I will not answer e-mail sent to more than one person, 2.) I don't want to join any kind of webring, message board, or online cult so don't ask and 3.) if you want to e-mail me, indictate you are e-mailing me about a story in the subject line or I won't open it. I also cannot stress this enough: most of my Digimon fanfics are gone for a reason. No Fanfiction Nazi took them down, I wasn't bombarded with negative reviews and heckled into taking them down. I feel my writing style has grown since then and I do not wish to be reminded of a time I was doing the very things I condemn now. (No, yaoi is not one of them.) I do not have back-up copies of my fics, so don't e-mail me asking for them. Don't e-mail me asking about what happened to my fics. That's the answer right there. I like hearing from fans, but I dislike reviews that say "this is good, but what happened to insert fic name here?". And yes, I write some het and yuri now. I am not a "traitor", so don't e-mail me and call me one. I have just broadened my horizons and I happen to like some female characters now.

Also, HEART'S FACADE IS ABANDONED. Please do not bother me about writing more of it.

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This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Nothing but Shadows by Thess reviews
How would the hunters feel if they became the hunted? After Integral was turned without her consent by a hostile vampire; she, Alucard and Seras find themselves the targets for Iscariot members who won’t stop until they send their damned souls to Hell.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004
Fils by Melie reviews
Sorte de IzumiSloth pour Nelja. Une rencontre qui n'a pas lieu dans la série...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Sloth, Izumi C. - Complete
Red Reign for God did not save the Queen by Thess reviews
Four years after the Incognito incident, Integral reconsiders her choices: her Queen and fellow knights have betrayed her, her honour is stained and her organisation lies in ruins. What consequences are in store for England? AxI & WxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
The Female of the Species by Thess reviews
The war is over but the peace hasn’t returned: Vampires are running the government of the fallen London, Integral is suffering from stigmata and an old mortal wish are part of Alucard’s final grand scheme. AxI and PxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Catharsis by Atropos' Knife reviews
Pre-canon, series of one-shots revolving around a theme. They say there are five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. For Kudo Himiko, there is only one... Revenge.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Himiko
Paperback Romance by DreadNot reviews
Fluffy bit of IxS written for seraskelia
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
Hyde by Thess reviews
How could he express his feelings towards a woman with two souls when he is not even able to control of his own body? Walter x Seras and Pip x Seras. OneShot. Manga ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Walter, Seras - Complete
No Sanctuaries by Urbia reviews
All Kagami needed was a push, and Akabane is there to give it to him. Kagami then tugs at Himiko's bonds. This is a story about breaking free. Chapter 3 uploaded. Rating changed for threesome smut.
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004
Kronos by Thess reviews
To give life or to bring death? A pregnant Seras Victoria ponders her choices before giving birth to Alucard’s child. A dark parody of sorts. One Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Restless Dreams by kinneas reviews
Trapped in a horrific pagoda with no escape, the Invincible Retrieval Duo are forced to fight for their lives - or moreso than usual - when an average retrieval job quickly turns into one of terror, death, and decay. Strong R.
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Ban, Ginji
Hojo's Fatherly Chat by Ninjette reviews
A disastrous night out for Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris and the Turks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,732 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004
Devotion by Sarah the Boring reviews
Vincent's memories of Nibelheim, from Lucrecia's POV. A bit of romance, a bit of creepy J-Project doings, a lot of weird psychological twists. Now complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,523 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2001 - Published: 2/25/2000 - Complete
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Magnum Opus reviews
While receiving training following a less than stunning evaluation, Edward is sent to follow a lead involving four friends and illegal experiments conducted during the war that could be what he has been looking for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Heaven Is reviews
Collins finds out Heaven isn't what he expected it to be. Written for rent100 and fanfic100 prompt 003 Ends. Character death, mild slash and language.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - T. Collins, Angel D. - Complete
Santa Fe reviews
Collins talks to Angel about moving to Santa Fe. Slash, character death, language. Written for prompt 030 Death on livejournal fanfic100 and rent100.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - T. Collins, Angel D.
Heart's Façade reviews
Revised version, formerlly Ougi. Story of what happens 16 years after the events in the anime to the gang, their kids, and a few new faces. Yaoi, childabuse, psychobabble, random weirdness, mild AyakaAizawa bashing. THE FIC IS ABANDONED.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,081 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Complete
Fragility reviews
What else did Izumi lose? Sig x Izumi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Phantom Limb reviews
How can you feel things that aren't really there?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Amalgamation reviews
Alphonse can't live without his brother... Some gore, general weirdness, mostly ignored nudity
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Shaving reviews
Early morning humiliation results in mild bonding. Postanime. Spoiler warnings apply.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Edward E., Hoenheim - Complete
Days in Hell reviews
Postanime. While trying to run a severely crippled Hellsing Organisation, Integra is manipulated into seeing horrific visions when exposed to light. Can Alucard and Seras find a way to stop it? IxS, Violence, Sadism, Torture
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2005
Snapshots reviews
A collection of ficlets I started writing on my LJ depicting important and not so important scenes in 6 year old Himiko's life with her brother.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
The Janus Syndrome reviews
Pip told Seras that they would fight together. What happens when he decides he should have a more active role in the partnership? PxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Recruitment reviews
Shortly after the death of Yamato, a despondant and directionless Himiko is approached by Akabane...
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Heaven's Open reviews
The Gods of Babylon City are up to some Very Bad Things, things that link Midgar to Lower Town and get the attention of a cetrain vampire hunting organization or two. GBFF7Hellsing crossover. Spoilers, AUness, violence, fword abound.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004
Second Coming reviews
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it... (Rating for somewhat violent and gory scene.) Chapter Three now up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
Totsuzen reviews
After an encounter with a strange spell, Ban and Himiko have found themsevles radically changed. Now how can they get back their former selves? (Eventual Ginji x Ban, Himiko x Natsumi, one sided Himiko x Hevn) CHAPTER TWO NOW UP!
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
Wilhelm's Manuscript reviews
The Get Backers must team up with enemies and allies alike to retrieve the lost manuscript of Wilhelm Grimm from two men calling themselves Jakob and Wilhelm. Some JubeiKadsuki shounenai implications, mild shoujoai content. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,830 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Complete
Happy St Valentine's Day, Ginjikun reviews
Valentine for my friend Rami, uploaded by her suggestion. A very brief AkabaneGinji Valentine's day interlude. Not really romance, but close enough.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Complete
The Committee reviews
Sequel to Wilhelm's Manuscript. The Get Backers are getting more business than they can handle. Could a game involving 12 of the most dangerous people in the world be the reason?
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Complete
Surrender reviews
A Shigure x Ritsu fic, but NOT what you are expecting. PLEASE read the notes. Shigure, trying to redeem himself in Tohru's eyes, decides to help Ritsu...only his plan backfires horribly.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2003
The Fruits Basket Drinking Song reviews
The title says it all. This is a little random tidbit I wrote one day, mostly as a way to play with OOCness. My friend peanut told me I would be lynched for this, so I guess it's pretty bad...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Complete
The Life of Shindou Shuichi: Retrospective in Song reviews
Shindou Shuichi, after being hit by a car, is left in a coma, teetering between life and death. And his life is flashing before his eyes....as a musical. My first Gravi fic, so try to be gentle. FINAL ACT NOW UP!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Complete
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