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Author has written 5 stories for Jeepers Creepers, Avatar, and Aliens/Predator.

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About Me (if you care):

I am a fairly young, female and mixed-race. Numerous people have told me I am intelligent, and I hope am. I would love to write professionally, but the muse has made me her bitch.

I was recently diagnosed with a mental illness and was hospitalized for it, this makes writing difficult. If you're going to get attached to me or my stories be advised that I do what I hate in others: take forever to update. Sorry. Writer's block sucks :-(

I have no super powers but I can skip reasonably well.

THE STATUS ON MY STUFF:

What Happened to Maria Adams Then: Currently slow going, for which I apologize. I am trying though, and I think about it almost constantly. I already have an ending written, just to remind myself it will get done. Still being written don't give up hope. UPDATE: From now on this story will be broadly summarized. It's huge and I have no energy for the rest.

When Worlds Collide: VERY slow going. This fic actually has very little structure or planning, I'll have to see where it takes me. Suggestions are welcome, as are alternative titles.

Eywa Is a Mother/Too Spicy for Eywa: COMPLETE A fanfic that portrays the beloved goddess Eywa as the horrible Eldritch Abomination bitch the movie hints at her to be. Also attacks the dippy environmentalism and anti-human sentiment that dragged the otherwise excellent Avatar movie down. UPDATE: Now on TV Tropes fanfic rec page, I'm so proud! :-D

Close Season: A Predators (2010) fanfic about Royce the Mercenary and Isabelle the Sniper and their budding relationship as the only two humans on the Game Preserve Planet. A clever Elder Predator as plans for them. Dangerous plans...

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The Monster in the Mirror by The Fictionist reviews
1) The Cruciatus Harry used in the Department of Mysteries was successful. 2) Voldemort arrived just a little bit early. Two small shifts, that change absolutely everything – and understanding is a more dangerous weapon than even Dumbledore could ever have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Death, Standby by Sophisma reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,696 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Names, and Other Unnecessary Things by Mirthful-Malady reviews
In which Harry is an extraordinarily intelligent child who has an intense dislike for boredom, wizards were never meant to be Horcruxes, a certain god of death has an almost lecherous obsession with apples and everyone has their own agenda. AU events for both universes. Dark(ish)!Smart!Harry eventual godlike!harry future slash of both varieties and some het. Polyamory abounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Harry P., BB, L
A Lonely Path by la baguette reviews
At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Where has he been? Will he ever learn to trust? Implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,418 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Predators: Modern Prey by Dan Ingram reviews
A plan is made, a trap is set and the tables are turned, as the prey tries to become the hunter. But things are not as they appear...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Purgatory by IronyRocks reviews
Predators 2010 movie-based. Royce/Isabelle. Post-movie. Getting off the planet is proving as impossible as she thought it would be, but that doesn't stop Royce any.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Project 880 MK II by Dachande663 reviews
Based upon the original scriptment created by James Cameron in 1995, this is the story of Avatar as it was originally written. While some things stay the same, a lot changed in the ten years between penning and filming the movie.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Avatar: As Told By Neytiri by Txe'lanta reviews
The story of Avatar told by Neytiri's perspective.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,676 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Against All Odds by Tempestt reviews
Bulma has a plan to topple the Icejin ruler. She has the brains, but she needs some brawn. How will Vegeta react to her proposal to overthrow their ruthless master? VB AUThis is an old story of mine that I'm reposting. The writing style still needs wor
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
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What Happened to Maria Adams Then reviews
A fanfic of Child of the CREEPER by Fnxmoon. From now on the rest of the story will be summarized in broad strokes due to the length of the story and my difficulties with writing.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,143 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007
Close Season reviews
"It true love! True love born of convenience and limited options!"-The Warden, Superjail. Royce/Isabelle
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Isabelle, Royce
Too Spicy For Eywa reviews
A fic written upon request, a sequel to "Eywa is a Mother".
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - M. Quaritch - Complete
When Worlds Collide reviews
Maria Adams meets Helen Murdoch and Mena.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,085 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/19/2007
Eywa is a Mother reviews
One-Shot. A not-so-nice look into everyone's favorite deity.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Grace A. - Complete