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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

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anime: Shingeki no Kyojin, Psycho-Pass, Free!
manga: Akatsuki no Yona
tv shows: The 100, How To Get Away With Murder
books: A Song of Ice and Fire Series
music: Hozier, Taylor Swift's 1989, Jack White's Lazaretto

I've been gone a long time so here's an update

19, part-time student/working girl, full-time writer dweeb
infp : ravenclaw : feminist : english/pre-law major

i am an adult who eats dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets with fancy ketchup

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anime blog : writing blog
(neither of these is my main blog)


here lie the old stories of fanfictions past:

(these are available now on google docs in their original formats, including typos and A/N's)

[ Thirty One Men In Thirty One Days ]

[ My Pet Hot Guys ]

note: these fics are discontinued and will remain unfinished


naruto x sakura was endgame and nobody can convince me otherwise

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What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 363,006 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Glutton by kauzchen reviews
Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kaonashi, Chihiro O. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3752 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alphabetical Attraction by VesperChan reviews
From A to Z there's lots of room for love. Granprize piece for Red-flower11.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Airborne by StormDragon666 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,026 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
Roze Tsubomi ken Ongaku Kou by Thirrin73 reviews
If you love something set it free, and if it loves you in return it will come back. Sakura never expected him to appear again, she had hated him. But by the time he left for the third time, she realized that she had fallen in love with Akasuna no Sasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Claude Monet by StormDragon666 reviews
The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,473 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
DIG VII by VesperChan reviews
Sasori never expected a pink haired girl to fall from the sky, and she never expected to fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Loveless Love Letter by VesperChan reviews
I had a dream, we were playing in the shore when a wave took you away, I cried and tried to get you, but you know what scared me? Its when I heard you calling somebody's name to help you, instead of me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sakura H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Where's the Other Side? by frumpyrox reviews
Yeah, yeah, it could always be worse. Great, she's cuddling the idiot. On my birthday. Blah, blah the grass is always greener. You know what's greener? My face after eating worms and dirt!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Greatest Gladiator by StormDragon666 reviews
Once upon a time, there was Sakura, a tortured young girl in a world where the ruling Lords didn't care if their kingdoms burned and starved. Once upon a time, Sakura the Lioness rose up to defend a world that was too weak to defend itself. AU SakuCentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,425 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H.
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ephemeral Encounters by VesperChan reviews
An accident left Sakura without sight or a strong voice. Melancholy from the accident's effects Mandara takes her in. She soon meets Itachi and Sasori who live downstairs. Both take an instantaneous liking to the 18 year old girl. Sakura-Itaachi,Sasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Seashells by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, a believed mute, is adopted into a family from Mist with four brothers waiting to accept her, scars and all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
Voodoo Stripes by ihkny reviews
In which things gets a little more complicated for Sakura when a new man enters her life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty Boy Haven by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bonding by Gennerator reviews
In which Team 7 discusses bodily preferences. Chapter TWO: Sakura and her virginity go shopping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Team 7 Body Swap by recodan reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Veneer by kauzchen reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
One Day by the River by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haruno Halfway House reviews
Halfway house: a place for former mental patients, convicts, or recovering addicts that helps them transition between confinement and the return to society. Sakura has her work cut out for her, especially with the new guy from prison and this alcoholic who won't get off her couch. Officers Kisame and Itachi are quite worried for her life. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/6 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
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