Lady Bizz
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Joined 02-07-07, id: 1215787, Profile Updated: 04-23-11
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Avatar: Last Airbender, and NCIS.

Updated Saturday, 23th April, 2011

formerly Ejymo-kun

Ok guys, so its seems like I have been either dead, deathly sick or busy molesting other stories, Im not entirly sure what it is yet.

BUT!! Mr. Mom is a total hit so far and I hope it just keeps gettig better and better!

So tomorrow is Easter, and I am determined to not, I repeat, NOT look like a hooker. Apparently, last year I did and my boyfriends cousin asked him why he brought a hooker to church!? D= Im like WTF!?

Anyways, it is the last week of the semester and I am overwhelmed and streesed with fuckin work so I am sorry if my updates will be slow next week. I hope to be a good writer and keep up on it will the end!

I am saying this in advance, I love you guys!

Check'a me out!

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TWITTER ME!!! http://www.twitter.com/missejymo

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Ok, on with some permanate stuff...that will change when I get a better way to describe it.

I am going to tell you about me, since Im sure you are all dying to know...NOT...

Anyways, my name is Jordan, you may call me Bizz, Ejymo, Bruizer, Lady Bizz or Ejy I dont care. I signature fluffy curly blonde hair is now gone. I got a razor cut now it is...ehhh like a emo pixie cut, very cute I might say. My personality is a bit (okay, lot) crazy. I get hyper fits and I am bouncy, talkative and giggly. But I have a evil side to me where I am grouchy, nasty and generally just piFFed off. I am ditsy dingy and all around clumsey. I got the nickname Bruizer from work because I am always falling and running into things, thus getting brusies all over my body.

I am pretty easy to get along with once you get to know me, but I am really shy at first. I cant hardly talk to boys because I get so jummbled and cant say anything. But I am a horndog most of the time and think about guys constantly...Im not kidding. I am a energetic lazy good-for-nothin dingy emo girl. Ok, well Im not a good-for-nothin, but I am terribly lazy and dont like to do anything. I use up my energy talking and most of the time it just falls off me in pieces.

I crap the rainbow and I glow with it most of the time...not a whole lot to say other than that

Well, thats a little about me...Hope you like my stories and I hope they bring you ideas and happiness!!

Did I mention Im a shitty writer? No! Well I am...slowly getting better...maybe...


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Set Me Free by FeminineFerocious reviews
Yugi Motuo is charged for murder and attempted rape. He is then sent to prison, where he shares a cell with a ruthless killer Atem. Yugi says he's innocent, and he tries to survive the dangers of prison life. Can Yugi be saved, and change Atem?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,502 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete
This and That by reraimu reviews
What if Wendy had been a boy named William? SLASH. m/m, gay, whatever. Yes, I went there.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Somebody by Sable19 reviews
Seto is looking for love in all the wrong places. Based on the song 'Somebody' by Reba McEntire. SetoXJoey couple.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Tom's Tattoo by thylovelyengel reviews
based on Bill and Tom Kaultiz of the german band Tokio Hotel Tom gets a tattoo, just for Bill, will he go through with it? warning twincest
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Chronicles by The Funny One reviews
After getting sucked into her copy of the game, Lyra Rodgers must go on a big world tour and find the door of light, herself as Sora, and find her best frined, who also got sucked in rated T for cursing and fourth wall breaking.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Lessons by Ebil Chameleon reviews
You want me...to kiss you?" "Teach me really. All about kissing," Riku/Sora one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Dust and Glass Streets by hangthesilver reviews
Whoever hires waiters for the graveyard shift is on crack. At least, that's what Roxas thinks. When he meets Axel, that is. AU, genfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Haa Let's Tease Riku For Once by Alurax reviews
There have been many things that have Riku teasing his fragile little friend. Well I'd like to reverse the roles and have Sora tease Riku for once... The only problem is, the naive child isn't even aware of his physically frustrating actions.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
What's Your Name? by Blue-Eyes-Baka reviews
a song fic. song: What's Your Name? by Jesse McCartney. Pairing: AkuRoku, Axel x Roxas, side Soriku and Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Shop In West Konoha by Arsenic Android reviews
Naruto drags Sasuke to a store to buy a Valentine's Day present for his girlfriend, Sakura. However, Sasuke has other plans.. SasukeXNaruto Warning: OOC-ness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Night in Your Arms, an Eternity in Your Heart by Miura Tsubaki reviews
Naruto doesn't want Sasuke to leave and join Orochimaru. Major FLUFF with two boys as the main characters, though you probably already realize that, and some language. Rated T for safety. Edited! Again!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forever Feeling You by DarkestFlameUchiha reviews
Late at night when the world is sleeping, I stay up and think of you. And I wish on a star, that somewhere you are thinking of me too. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desperate Interest by Elric-Chan reviews
Sasuke can't believe he's using the new dating service for the lonely, Desperate Interest. Naruto, on the other hand, is using it and loving it. But they're both surprised when they find out who they've been paired with... [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Journal by Catness reviews
Hikaru has a journal. Kaoru catches him writing in it. Hikaru x Kaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
I Won't Say It by Ensign Klutz reviews
[AxelRoxas] Roxas is HEAD OVER HEELS for Axel, but after a while he gives up. So everyone in the Organization tries to get Roxas to say he loves the pyro! What happens when Roxas says it too loud! Better summary inside! ENJOY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Italian Ice by Aliyah-chan reviews
[Roxas x Sora] Art festival... Italian Ice... blue lips... need I say more!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
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Mr Mom reviews
Sakura keeps accusing Sasuke of cheating and Sasuke is sick of it. AU SasuNaru Implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pizza Boy reviews
Naruto hates his job, but it will all change when he meets his Rap idol. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Occasional Meeting
It was just another occasional meeting. SasuNaru Friendship Goes with Mr. Mom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Walking Dead reviews
Can you honestly tell if the victims are really, dead or alive? GibbsOC
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Firefly reviews
What happens when the Gaang meets a young girl who is a Firebender, and doesn't even know it? ZukoOc
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Zuko, Sokka
the Experiment reviews
One of Bill's fathers's crazy experiments goes wrong and Bill ends up pregnant at 16. Better Summary Inside WARNING: Kaulitzcest! BiLLToM Not-Related.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009
Meet The Parents reviews
Sasuke take Naruto to meet his parents. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Losing You reviews
Sasuke is leaving and Naruto trys to stop him. Can he? SasuNaru I'm gonna make it M for Naru and Sasu being potty mouths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spaces reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a little Heart-to-Heart. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This Doesn't Hurt reviews
Tom met Bill at a little supermarket in their home town. Tom fall hard for Bill from the beginning. But Tom found out that Bill is a victom of abuse. What should Tom do? Will Bill be strong enough to leave his abusive boyfriend? KAULITZCEST Tom/Bill
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Earbuds reviews
Roxas dosen't like to share...Axel thinks otherwise. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Blurry Eyes
Yuki is blind. But it gets worse. She is very ill and nobody can get a sure fired cure, but Riku. Can he make it too her? .Riku.X.OoC. bad summery
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Riku - Complete
Flavorless Gum reviews
Sora likes chewing gum, but Riku dont like Sora chewing gum. .Sora.X.Riku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Of Dreams, Reality and One Special Paopu Fruit reviews
Everyday I wake up and I think I'm living in my dream. Then I realize that it's not a dream, its life and I'm living it. .x.SoraxRiku.x.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Sweet Tooth and Suger Free reviews
Sasuke dont like sweets...or does he? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete