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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Red Dwarf, Artemis Fowl, Discworld, and Team Fortress 2.

A note from the present (29/4/12): I'm preserving all this in its crappy glory because it holds a certain sentimental value, okay?


Welcome! I'm Eru. I'm fourteen, half Irish, living in England. I haven't written much fanfic in
a while (mostly thanks to GCSEs and highly addictive Victorian adventure novels) but I'm planning
a glorious comeback sometime in the future. :) Until then, I have stories covering (/cough/)
a range of fandoms, provided you like Discworld. :D I have an active DeviantART account under the
same name. Updates, art and stuffles can be found there. :)

I am now also listed at WendWriter's website, Archives of Excellence! My page is here. :) It's not very
different to this page, but there's a shiny gold header and the lovely words 'social mores are held up to
scrutiny and prodded with a pitchfork.' :D (This is the most creatively uplifting thing thing anyone's said
about my work in a while.) Thankyou to
Virtuella for recommending me to her in the first place! :) /hug/

Name: LoTR Elvish for my real first name.

More Usually Found At: my DeviantART account.

Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, comics, manga, cosplay, music, interwebs.

Studying: English, maths & science (obviously); French, Latin, Russian, history, graphics and ICT.

Friends: Bengey (DA), Smasher006, my sister, Virtuella, Roruna (DA)

Fics: my most recent posts are generally Discworld short stories & oneshots. Succession has been on
hiatus for many moons, but I dream of one day finishing the thing. -.-' I also have some (very) old Harry
Potter fics, one Red Dwarf script, one rather rambling Artemis Fowl oneshot and one Team Fortress 2 script.

I write comedy, fluff, and occasional angst, femslash or angsty femslash. This is also what I like to read.
:) Convenient, no? I like slash/yaoi but have yet to write any, although I read slashfics sometimes, as well
as yaoi manga. Online. I don't buy the books. That's a coversation with my mother I would like to avoid. -.-'

Also, I'm going to take down those lists. They're against the rules and are now hosted at the AoE, but before
removing them from ff.net I want to find somewhere else to keep them where they are allowed! I'm considering
LiveJournal. 'Twould be nice to have somewhere to crash when DA refuses me messages. D: Yes, I have
reached the stage where the words 'No Messages' mean instantaneous death. See you around,

-Eru

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Life in The Eyes of Another Hogwarts Student by HotaruDragon reviews
Elicia "Ellie" Craft is a transfer student going to Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She befriends Harry and co. very fast. She’s even smarter than Hermione at times. She’s very nice, unless you call her by her first name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - OC
The Past Is A Foreign Country by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
Stories from the Grey House, a pre MR look at the lives of Tonker and Lofty. It will not be pretty, but it might, just might, be beautiful. WIP
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Vetissey by Virtuella reviews
Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Wedding Daze by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Meet the only people in Ankh-Morpork Captain Samuel Vimes truly fears, his sisters. Maybe he didn't pay much attention to his wedding, but they did.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008
Going Away by Clayton Overstreet reviews
Nanny Ogg dies and now Granny has a promise to keep.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Colours by Karanguni reviews
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Clarification of Regulations by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
A lazy summer afternoon with a bored vampire leads to a new insight into Military protocols. Polly/Mal, Femslash warning. Relax I don't write flesh - I'm much too British. Anyone want to R&R? Anyone?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Polly P. - Complete
Just a Game by kalinnnnn reviews
Havelock Vetinari has one last thing to do before he dies. But why is it that Death doesn't like the idea? What could it possibly be?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Flukes and Lilacs by Roruna reviews
Definitely AU, based on the most of the events of Night Watch. Basically, what if Sybil had wandered into Treacle Mine Road on the Glorious 25th? youngSamxyoungSybil and I guess VimesxyoungSybil... ish.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Wherefore Ducks? And Other Stories by Gogol reviews
Read the chronicles of Ankh-Morpork's Finest as they struggle valiantly to keep The Truth away from That Nosy De Worde's ears, The Convenient Lies out of That Bloody Slant's hands, and The Nobbs out of Mr. Scrope's Family Institution! **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Of Cats and Conmen by Gogol reviews
It might have been Fate, but it was probably Fortune. Two old friends, fellows, and famous fraudsters meet in the Watch's cells. And if one of them is a pwetty wittle putty tat and the other a respected citizen, well, what of it? Everyone needs a day job.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
A Calm Black Moon by Mistress Serethiel reviews
Sirius Black had a daughter but she was given away. 12 years later she's in the custody of her godfather. Follow her as she lives her life with the predjudice of others based on someone she never met. Constructive Critiscm apreciated. No pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - OC, Remus L.
A Winter's Tale by Virtuella reviews
Pride & Petri dishes! It is a case of Pterry-meets-Jane-Austen when a genteel but naive alchemist comes to Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari discovers his Darcy side. Canon compatible up to Making Money. Cover Art by Dark Tari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
Market Forces by Australis reviews
CMOT Dibbler imparts wisdom to a young member of the Dibbler clan, when they come face to face with some serious competition.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Incurable by Tindomiel reviews
A brief conversation on life, the universe, etc. between two characters more similar than they believe. Crossover, Terry-Pratchett-meets-TARDIS style.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
A Surprise For Mr Boot by Virtuella reviews
Just a bit of fun, inspired by a footnote. How did Denephew Boot get his name?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
L Space by Goonlalagoon reviews
Inspired by part of the description of L-space in Guards Guards. Set any time, except when the Librarian was human and Rincewind was around.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Goodbye Goodbyeeee by Hello Anyone There reviews
A different finish to the end of Blackadder season 4.
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2008
Changing Time by Trickster Girl reviews
AU Hermione knew she had to keep her promise to Harry. That's why she went back in time, to change the past. But why did she have to land in the marauder's time, and why does everthing have to happen to her including the deviling handsome Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,142 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Patrician didn't have by Estelle Tiniwiel reviews
... well, let's just say there's a song about it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Lawfulness by adele4 reviews
Vimes and Vetinari have a conversation, before the events of 'Thud': arresting thieves is against the law, and hindering honest Morporkians at their job can lead to serious legal trouble.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mutant Rabbit OF DOOM! by Elliot Green reviews
Harry is out of school and living as an exterminator. He gets a call from Hogwarts about a thing that is massacring students. A one-shot. No really bad language... No violence... No good. Kidding. It's OK. R&R! Hope you like!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Murderous Cat Ladies and Clothing the Streets by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Habits of mating flobberworms, perverted cat ladies, unwanted house guests, lots of James' clothing on the streets and many parties- all part of the day to day lives of the Marauders and friends. JPLE OCOC RLOC SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Awkward Turtle by Twist reviews
A younger Havelock Vetinari and Sybil Ramkin walk home from a wedding together. Talk is had. Hanky ensues, but no panky. Goofy little piece of fluff fic.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
A Hogswatch Story by Twist reviews
Hogswatch in the Vimes household, complete with antisocial godfather. Merry Christmas, kids.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Unlicensed Thievery by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Vetinari has got into the habit of trying to employ felons. Tonker and Lofty, though, are not hanging around in a Thieves' Guild cell on charges of unlicensed thievery so the Patrician can have them busted out. MagdaTonker reflects. MR
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Ways To Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Harry Potter by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Hex Malfoy's Potter Stinks badges so they say Potter Stinks in Bed, and 49 other ways to bring upon your own early demise. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chronicles of Firewhiskey by Mistress Serethiel reviews
A series of ficlets about various characters in different time periods. All have the theme of Firewhiskey. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
A Convenient Romance by XoLEP'sfirstOX reviews
Set before OD. Everybody always thought that Holly Short and Trouble Kelp belonged together. Too bad they can't stand each other. But Holly starts to miss exboyfriend Rick, and she's willing to do anything to get him back.Hx?. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
When Harry and Hemione dissappear by akoto-chan reviews
what happens when you get a stepfather who hates you? what do you get when you live with ungrateful relatives? I have the answer its chaos,anger, and wanting to run away. what happens to our two fav characters when they deside to run away and fight voldi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unborn by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
Complete. The souls of wizarding children dwell here before they enter our world. Most are excited to leave, but two best friends aren't sure they want to go. Then one of them runs into trouble. It doesn't look like he'll see the outside after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rainbow Dementor by Ranekaera reviews
Just a one shot of what, in my opinion, would be a scary dementor. Might be a little stupid, but I thought it was funny when I wrote it. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007
Nargle Party by kaze karter reviews
OneShot.Slughorns party without the gatecrasher, it can only get funnier. RonHermione, HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Penny Drop by kaze karter reviews
Loony Lovegood and her silly games, who knew they could be so useful. Slight HarryGinny, HarryLuna. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Random Fic by fears up side reviews
Principle Skinner and Duff Man talk.ONESHOT!
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Harry's Stag Night by BLAHBLAHXO reviews
Harry is going on his Stag night with some old friends. what will happen. Sneak: 'I'm not pished' Shot at humor. Will he remember that his wife to be has a temper to match a dragon. ONESHOT H.G and R.Hr please review don't own it. Thanks Su for betaing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Woes of a Dark Lord by Clea Lupin reviews
Sevral little silly stories about Voldemort and his woes. I have no idea how many stories I will make, but so far I have The Satsuma up, and Pshycologists Never Learn is coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Voldemort
Can I Call You Dad? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Commander Vimes' daughter has a new boyfriend that he's sure he won't approve of. But who is it?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
Rons bad luck by sladestory reviews
ron was walking until something bad happend!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ron W., Harry P.
The Marauders: guide to annoying by Mariano's-twins reviews
The Maurauders here! Follow our stories on how to annoy our Favourite cough cough people. Watch out for us! Cause...were watching you...maniacle laughter. Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs AKA the Marauders That's us!. Oh, and Lily...sometime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007
Slytherin's Vengeance by Obelisk of Light reviews
Salazar Slytherin has decided to leave Hogwarts forever, for Godric Gryffindor has refused to comply with his demands. What will Salazar do to ensure the preservation of blood purity at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Werewolf Hunting by X'andirth reviews
Remus goes missing and it's up to Mad Eye Moody to find him, with a little help from his.. 'friend'... Rating due to violence and swearing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,172 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Alastor M., Remus L. - Complete
Denial by captain lyd reviews
Takes place after the sixth book. Will the government pass a law on werewolves? And will Harry and Ginny learn how to cope with their realationship? Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or his world, J K Rowling does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
You Have Email by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Our favourite fairies' inboxes have been hacked. The information lies before you, providing a snapshot of some very strange lives...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Holly S.
Angel by anyadelacour reviews
Lily's thoughts as she looks down from Heaven at her child. Currently OneShot. If requested may grow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Sharp Turn in Perspective by Igorina reviews
Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil face a rather unexpected peril of parenthood.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Detention reviews
Written for the 15 Fics Meme. Requested by Sonadora100. X Ginny/Luna onseshot. Constructive criticism welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Meet the Pyro reviews
For the '15 fics' meme. A possible script for a 'Meet the Pyro' video, written for Smasher006. I'd really appreciate some feedback if you have the time!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Gifts reviews
Twelve verses, twelve days, twelve gifts and twelve miniature chapters of uninterupted fluffy goodness. On hiatus. Sorry!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008
Let's Go Shopping reviews
Oneshot. Trade with Roruna. Talk of dresses and Young Sam's education leaves Vimes drained of the will to live.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008
Succession reviews
Some years in the future... Vetinari is dead, but he's not letting it stop him. OC Ignita's father is Patrician, people keep dying, and a spirit wants to make her ruler. Oh, and her fiance is an assassin, too. On hiatus! Oh no!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Love By Numbers reviews
Oneshot. Drumknott comes to work and find a half-conscious Moist von Lipwig outside the Patrician's study. They end up discussing the new girl at the palace.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Chilhood Innocence reviews
Random oneshot. Two junior members of the Ankh-Morpork aristocracy have their friendship abruptly interupted by an unexpected change of plan.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
When Duty Calls reviews
Pol/Mal oneshot. Perhaps Ankh-Morpork will call in the favour it is owed by Borogravia some day...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Unhappy Birthday reviews
Oneshot for Maggoty Anne. It's Sam Vimes' f-something birthday, and everyone seems determined to remind him of it. Will he last the day? And just how old IS the Commander? It doesn't actually say how old he is, I just said that for effect. XP
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
High Society reviews
Oneshot. Poor Moist... he's found himself invited to a dinner party. Poor Vimes... it's his dinner party. But maybe they have something in common after all? Surrounded by the Morporkian upper-class, they are about to find out for themselves.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
From The 'Suicides etc' Folder reviews
A brief selection of the more unusual entries in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch folder, 'Suicides and Other Unpleasant Things'. Apparently stolen from the lockers of Nightwatch HQ, though they deny any knowledge of the list.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
123 Ways To Annoy The Hogwarts Staff reviews
What it says on the tin. ATTEMPT AT YOUR PERIL. The author will accept no responsability for injury to the reader as a direct result of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
I didn't do it for once reviews
WA Sep challenge entry. Artemis has been yoinked back to Ireland from Spain by Juliet, saying it whatever 'it' is is urgent. You guessed it, the LEP are back. Before that, our brave hero will have to face the perils of travel sickness and little girls.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Fashion sense reviews
One-shot - no more inspiration hit. Lister's new T-shirt totally suits him, don't you think?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Facts of Life reviews
The Marauders learn some very important lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Teenage Tonk's Toddler Twins Terror reviews
Fred and George are kids, Ron's a baby, Molly's going out and, well, a title like that says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - N. Tonks, George W.
Neville Longbottom: the boy who narrowly escaped reviews
Set in a parrallel dimension. Pretty short. The REAL reason Voldemort chose Harry, the uses of a mushroomshaped scar and why daydream powder is the invention of the century.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Neville L., Voldemort - Complete
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