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Joined 02-09-07, id: 1216512, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock.

Female, gay and godless. Really, that's all you need to know.


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Narcissus by Frozzy reviews
The blood sample was the last thing Sakura needed to piece together the puzzle of Madara's death. Once it was pieced together, Konoha would face the lies of the past, and Sakura would play a special part in the exoneration of the Uchiha name. With two brothers united within the gates of Konoha, Naruto and Sakura have their work cut out for them. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,604 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 24,311 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Sociopath Style by Fantome reviews
Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Volition by canicide reviews
ITASAKU. How would you like to be romanced? A collection of drabbles exploring different, and otherwise compromising situations between Uchiha Itachi and Haruno Sakura. —fantasy: the memory of those green eyes will haunt him for nights to come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of Alcohol and Siblings by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
A very drunk Harry meets a comforting stranger in a nondescript alleyway of London. Post-Reichenbach. Spoilers for Series 2. One-shot; rated T for drunkenness and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry W., Sherlock H. - Complete
After Death by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
Fugitive!Sherlock, post-Reichenbach, pre-return. A chronicle of his life on the run with his grief and guilt. Second story of a 3-part, post-Reichenbach arc. Companion piece to "After Life." Angst, loneliness, dark, disturbing moments.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Main Attraction by Deklava reviews
Mycroft accompanies Lestrade to a stakeout in a Soho movie theatre. Established Mystrade. Rated M for just about everything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Fandom Who Waited by samlicker113 reviews
Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011
Untouchable by CKerased reviews
Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Uniform by hovercarracer reviews
The third time he sees John in uniform... is different. For the first time in his life, Sherlock Holmes is wordless.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Life Less Ordinary by Lit My Cig With Your Pain reviews
The Doctor offers John a chance to see the universe, and John accepts. What happens when he comes back six months later than he'd planned? And what if we throw the Master in for good measure? No slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Things You Hide by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Thousand Delicious Deaths by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
Sherlock and John explore the delicious ways they can love one another. Sherlock/John poetry. Now recorded as a podfic (see my profile for link).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Favourite Four Letter F Words by cathedral carver reviews
John isn't the most eloquent of men.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homecoming by michellemtsu reviews
Written for the Jaime/Brienne fanworks fest. Prompt: Brienne has to explain to her father she has married the Kingslayer and brought him home to be her husband and father of her children. Spoilers through AFFC.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Brienne T., Jaime L. - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Those Touched By Death by nyssa123 reviews
One of the few, the chosen, John Watson is one of those touched by Death of the Endless.
Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Death, John W. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Nightmarez reviews
A giftfic for Hiza-chan over on LJ as part of Bitter Nakano's valentines exchange. AU Itachi and Shisui with side orders of pokemon, poor music taste, Itachi in cat ears, disney and downright silliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5040 - Favs: 11,592 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Confessions with the Corinthian by Raven Aorla reviews
The new Dream is not strictly Daniel, but he has some emotional baggage concerning the Corinthian II and Loki. Mild slashiness. Violence and language, 'cause we know who we're dealing with.
Sandman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Dream, Loki
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nevermore by Aria Illusine reviews
ItaSaku drabble collection, short little oneshots between Itachi and Sakura; the great and powerful Uchiha Itachi is suffering from a bruise? There can only be one reason behind this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 413 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Costume Chaos by Itaweasel-hime reviews
It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Here's A Thought: Why Don't You Tell Them? by Tiny.Fishy reviews
The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Familiar Face by Raven Aorla reviews
At Archive of Our Own I came across a Morpheus/Hob fic that was absolutely fantastic. With the author's permission, I wrote this to explore how Hob would reconcile himself to Daniel if he indeed have a romantic bond with his predecessor.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hob Gadling, Daniel
The Look by WinterJade reviews
The fourth time Itachi was on the receiving end of The Look, he cursed his intelligent brain for counting and was bewildered, because he hadn't even done anything yet. Short and sweet ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Growth by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Shisui owns an apple tree. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shisui U.
Heatwave by SilverStarShine94 reviews
A chance meeting coupled with a series of aggravations... It was just too hot for this. ItaSaku. Non-Mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
These Walls as My Witness by raecat reviews
By the end of WW2, Ludwig has had enough of his leader and the war. Now, he decides to do something about it. Mostly historically accurate, with slight changes for the inclusion of Hetalia characters. Dialogue free, focusing mostly on Ludwig’s thoughts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Germany - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
For the Sake of a Tudor by randomlvr1 reviews
The Tudor House - the craziest family of lunatics to ever take the throne of England. It lasted only three generations, and good riddance. Current Crazy - The Aftermath of England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bad Ratings by Lady Emzebel reviews
You know, after several centuries of being nations, you'd have thought they'd have perfected their damn technique in the bedroom for chrissake. England...the former bloody British Empire...as second worst! What is this sh*t! Cracky oneshot. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
The Invasion Domestic by calciseptine reviews
Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Collateral by the violet phase reviews
I'll introduce you to my world." Little did Matthew Williams know what he had gotten himself into. AU. PruCan, Bad Friends Trio, and others. Ongoing multi-chap fic. PLEASE REVIEW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
The Deconstruction of Draco Malfoy by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Draco Malfoy reflects on how Harry has changed his life
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Disturbia by Lady Silvamord reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Groundwire Remix by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are not all they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/4/2003
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The Book of How To Grieve reviews
John and Sherlock, after the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock reviews
A poem from John's POV on Sherlock. Slash, totally slash. Creative title is creative, I know.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Could Not Resist John reviews
...and that one time he really, really did. Rated M for safety. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Maple Syrup and Wine reviews
It's a oneshot with a prologue. ? Anyway. PrussiaxCanada, and that should really tell you all about it. I suck at summaries, I promise the story is better. Rated T for Prussia's language, although that might change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Unrequited love reviews
A newlymade jonin is sent on her first Sranked mission. It's to capture and bring back Uchiha Itachi to Konohagakure, alive. What other people don't know is that they have some unfinished business. ItachixOC, my first fanfic. Chapter 5. Finally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Power Of Love reviews
Haruhi the achiever fails a test! Hikaru and Kaoru look for her and find her in a bar, getting drunk. Lemonlime, HikaruxHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete