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Joined 03-15-19, id: 12166958, Profile Updated: 10-22-20
Author has written 26 stories for From Eroica With Love, Mutant X, Good Omens, Orphan Black, Men In Black, X-Files, Mighty Boosh, Elder Scroll series, and Dr. Seuss series.

An eccentric. I write to amuse myself. I share so that others might be entertained(*).

Go find me on ao3 for bonus podfics and other stuff I can't post on here.

Big big fan of the actor Tom McCamus, and I have a blog dedicated to him (search for hellyes-tommccamus) which also includes my many thoughts on Mutant X and the science that is and is not behind it, plus my trips to Genomex.

I once got behind the wheel of the Bentley Crowley drove in Good Omens. It was not on fire at the time.

Unfortunately, as of yet I have no claims to fame regarding Eroica (unless being able to answer that one quiz question about what NATO stands for counts).

Feel free to contact me here or on tumblr to chat about any of my fandoms and especially if you want to co-write something. I need help with two ridiculous crossover ideas I have had for a while - Mutant X/X Files/The Lone Gunmen and Eroica/Austin Powers.

If you’re reading this from the future and my stories have become Vintage FanFiction, you’re still welcome to review or message me. Even if I’m President of the Earth or something I’ll still drop my Important Space Documents to talk to you. At the time of writing I've been a fan of each of my fandoms for 15-20 years. Dedication is my middle name.

(*) No guarantees, no money back. But you may be surprised.

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How to Save the World 101 by Jetainia reviews
Crowley doesn't take the antichrist to the nuns at St Beryls. Instead, he takes the child to a bookshop in Soho.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] Adam Young, Dog - Complete
Sins of the Prince by Dark Mirage1 reviews
Adam and Mason at Genomex in 1995.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Mason E., Adam K.
Alliances Old, Alliances New by Dark Mirage1 reviews
An alternate universe story in which Mason Eckhart acquires some surprising allies...
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Mason E., Emma D.
My Darkest, Most Embarrassing Secret by Elegantka reviews
Did you ever wonder about Adam showing favoritism for uneducated Brennan ?
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2005
Samhain by Dark Mirage1 reviews
Halloween at Genomex! Apple cider is flowing! half of the employees are in costume. What could go wrong?
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
De Novo by ryvuna reviews
Mason awakes after months in stasis, and through a strange turn of events, finds himself living at Sanctuary. Chapter 12 up.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,285 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 8/27/2003
Like Everyone Else by Dark Mirage1 reviews
How far will people go to fit in, be liked, or be attractive? Are there any limits? Desperate to appear 'normal',mutants are risking substandard surgery, sometimes with fatal results. Alternative Universe story.This is NOT a chapter-part of a short story
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2004
SKRAWK! by Dark Mirage1 reviews
Turning points in the life of an avian feral.
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2004
Hope in the Night by Vampire-Jesse reviews
Just a little Mason and Adam story, about the friends they once were.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
The OrangeEyed Children in Sublevel A by Dark Mirage1 reviews
The married, young father Mason Eckhart discovers the existence of Genomex mutants in 1987.
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2004
To Be Or Not To Be by Kascaed reviews
It's one big cliché! With lots of little clichés! But none of the Karen kind.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Farewell To Emma by Scribblesinink reviews
In the aftermath of the destruction of Naxcon, three friends find solace in each other's company as well as their own memories.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Complete
Different by ReganX reviews
Being different can be both a blessing and a curse. Complete.
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Complete
Clueless with Mutant X by lornein reviews
This is based on the movie 'clueless' with the characters of mutant x! I know weird! but give it a try! Comments on my reviews added with the next chapter!
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 10/8/2003
Corollary by kenzimone reviews
It was purely business. He could handle business.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Mason E. - Complete
Sound Slumber by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Short story, a bunch of fluff. Adam realises how different each member of his team is by watching them sleep. Review if you like. Written in Adam's POV
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Shades of Grey by Ruffyan reviews
Death-fic. Some occult stuff. This could happen to you. BUHAHAHA. (Chapter 3 edited a bit.)
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003
Powers that Be by Ruffyan reviews
Sequel to Dynasty. 6/14-YAY! We're back up! Adam's world is falling apart. Heck, everyone's world is falling apart. FALLOUT and FINAL JUDGEMENT are up. COMPLETE! YAY!!!! Please review-anytime.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Complete
Shopping Like Mutant X by scientistX reviews
Mutant X goes shopping! Very, very funny!!! Please review. Thanks. Chapter three is FINALLY up!!
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 7/21/2002
Back With a Vengeance by Ruffyan reviews
Eckhart joins Mutant X! Yes, this is sick. Ruffyan's unfortunate attempt at humor. You'll be sorry. ;)
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2003
Justify The Means by LithiumDoll reviews
A race against time for Mutant X to save ... Genomex? NOW FINISHED
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,376 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 3/26/2002
What's In A Song? by scientistX reviews
Okay, the team ends up in a contest with Eckhart. Did I metion that it's a singing contest? Chapter five has been redone and chapter six is here! Please Review!!!
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 5/9/2002
Musings from the Long Cold Sleep by Dark Mirage1 reviews
Rewritten. Mason Eckhart reflects on his life whilst in stasis...we're who we are for good reasons...no daily Evil Pills required.
Mutant X - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2002
The Efficiency Expert by Drucilla reviews
My response to the Genomex Disco Night challenge. Don't ask, just read and review. Rated PG for two naughty words. Sometimes I scare even myself...
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2002
Fragile by Drucilla reviews
"On and on the rain will fall / Like tears from the star Like tears from the star / On and on the rain will say / How fragile we are How fragile we are."
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2002
All The Queen's Horses by Drucilla reviews
An old friend gets caught between two rivals. All the queen's horses and all the queen's men couldn't put Eckhart back together again... but that doesn't mean he isn't going to try. *COMPLETE!* Please read and review
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002 - Complete
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Advice from Ancano
Like the old saying goes, some days you're the disillusioned College of Winterhold student, other days you're the surly Thalmor adviser. Ancano is called upon to give a different kind of advice.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Published: 11/11/2020 - Ancano
Kinda Magic
On a spying mission, the Mutant X team find out some surprising things about their leader and themselves. Emma/Shal Adam/Mason Bren/Jess
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Published: 10/22/2020 - [Shalimar F., Emma D.] [Adam K., Mason E.]
Masochism at Month End
James muses on the horrible injustice of unrequited love.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Published: 10/19/2020 - Complete
I'm Having a Party reviews
Vince notices that Howard has not been the same since the disastrous party he threw for his birthday, and decides that another party is just the thing to cheer him up.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2020 - [Howard M., Vince N.] Naboo, Bollo - Complete
Sometimes the Truth Needs a Push reviews
Mulder and Scully try to explain to a group of officials that the spread of a certain virus is not due to cellphone signals. Content warning: current world events.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2020 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Unsociable Career Buddies
Of course Agent Kay and Sam I Am have crossed paths while carrying out their professions.
Crossover - Men In Black & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 3/20/2020 - Agent K - Complete
Bleed Like Me reviews
Sarah discovers why Helena's bleached hair hasn't grown out after all those years. Helena also discovers a secret of hers.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2020 - Sarah M., Helena - Complete
When You Don't See Me
Adam and Mason are now working together at Genomex, secretly helping New Mutants out of hours. When Danielle Hartman comes on the scene, this leads to a series of events which risk destroying both their secret operations and their friendship. A direct sequel to my stories "Always in my Mind" and "The Devil Will Find Work", and the backstory to S01E11 "Whiter Shade of Pale" A/D M/D
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,255 - Updated: 1/23/2020 - Published: 10/17/2019 - Adam K., Jesse K., Mason E., OC - Complete
Former Assistant to Mr Eckhart
An introspective piece wherein Mason reflects on his professional relationship with his assistant.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Published: 1/10/2020 - Mason E. - Complete
A Genomex Carol
On the eve of Christmas, Mason Eckhart is visited by three ghosts, or is it four? A certain group of New Mutants may be involved. Also Adam has a very unusual Christmas tradition.
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 12/16/2019 - Jesse K., Emma D., Brennan M., Mason E. - Complete
Just a Z reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have an argument. Instead of apologising, Crowley spies on him and realises to his horror that Aziraphale has new human friends, one of whom looks suspiciously like him.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
Mr Jealousy Has Returned
There is absolutely no way that Mason is jealous of Adam. No matter what anyone might say. Nonetheless, he reminisces about their first meeting. But still not jealous.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Adam K., Mason E., OC - Complete
Communication Breakdown
The Earl and the Major on a train. Again. But this time they are just Dorian and Klaus, on a lovely trip to Canada. Or that's how it's supposed to be. With these two, nothing can be as simple as that. Dorian/Klaus
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,859 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Complete
Enflame reviews
Obviously Crowley is responsible for the creation of the popular swipe-based dating app interface. Hell is going to be very pleased with this one, or are they?
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] Hastur, Ligur
Falling for Forever reviews
Armaggedon averted, Aziraphale and Crowley walk through London and try to work out what comes next.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
Waiting For me When I Get Home reviews
Crowley is inconsolable after witnessing a disaster, Aziraphale tries to comfort him.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
Love & Peace or Else reviews
Armageddon is well under way, but Crowley stops by at Aziraphale's bookshop on personal business. Aziraphale/Crowley
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2019 - [Aziraphale, A. Crowley] - Complete
Save me Save me Save me reviews
No matter where Aziraphale is or what trouble he finds himself in, Crowley is there to save him. Suspicious? Aziraphale/Crowley
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2019 - [Aziraphale, A. Crowley] - Complete
The Devil Will Find Work
Genomex in the 80s. Set after Always in my Mind. When something goes disastrously wrong, Adam and Mason are forced to work together.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Published: 5/15/2019 - Adam K., Mason E. - Complete
Expecting to Fly
Due to James's extreme cost cutting measures, Klaus finds himself stuck onboard a budget airline with Dorian. Secretly, perhaps he isn't so unhappy about that. Sequel to "One Day Left" and "How it is and How it Ought to Be". Dorian/Klaus
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2019 - Complete
How it is and How it Ought to be
Klaus rescues Dorian after a mission goes wrong. Sequel of sorts to One Day Left. Klaus/Dorian
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Complete
Bad Dreams and Ghosts of Apologies
Mason chronicles his fall and rise after the event which became known as Incident X.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Adam K., Mason E. - Complete
Daydream in Capri Blue
The Eroica gang visit the island of Capri and for once things seem to be going suspiciously well for Mr James.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2019 - Complete
Always in my Mind
Some time in the 80s, Adam secretly helps a New Mutant gain control of her powers. But someone has been watching him for a while.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2019 - [Adam K., OC] Mason E. - Complete
Social Engineering reviews
What happens at Genomex after the lights go out at the end of S01E08 "In the Presence of Mine Enemies".
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2019 - Mason E. - Complete
One Day Left
The Earl and the Major on a train. The Earl asks a question that derails things. Rated for a few choice words in German. Dorian/Klaus
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2019 - Complete