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Joined 02-09-07, id: 1216833, Profile Updated: 04-09-11
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Dragon Age, Assassin's Creed, and Prototype.

In the depths of the south there lives a woman. A woman five feet tall with a mouth too big for her own good (but a decent right hook to back it up) and a strange love of homo-eroticism. The internet was kind enough to welcome her into the fold without the knowledge that she would subject it to her own writings. Some may have suffered, but the woman finds she doesn't really care much unless those who suffered have some constructive criticism to offer for her own benefit. She has been quoted saying "I love improving, so if you can help me along I'll love you a big huggy bunch.


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New chapters: A day in the life of Dana Mercer, of Candy Promises and Uchiha Obsessions

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Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 239,944 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
Future Hyrule: Courage Never Dies by Hylian Shadow reviews
Post series. Historian Link Masters knows plenty about the great legendary heroes, but once legend becomes reality, he finds out how much he still doesn't know. Evil threatens, and Hyrule must rely on a shadow who remembers what has been forgotten, a somewhat redeemed sorcerer, and the soul of a hero. Can a historian really be Hyrule's Chosen Hero? Eventual Link x Dark Link x Vaati
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 176,965 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Link, Dark Link
Fortune by rubberbird reviews
Logan/Prince. Logan has a sleeping draught and some baddd thoughts. Slash. Incest. Non-con.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Logan, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
Animal I Have Become by Icy Frost reviews
Caiden's family has disappeared. His body and mind have both gone to hell. In a city once dominated by thousands, there is but one person who can help tame the monster growing within him. The question stands: Can this enigma be trusted? SmokerxHunter R&R
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,061 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Smoker, Hunter
Sigh No More by Demi-goddess reviews
Inspired and based upon Mumford and Sons' album, 'Sigh No More'. Drabbles. FedVie mainly, but features others in a few. Fueled by illness, drugs and very good music.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi
Typical by ScrabbleJak reviews
All Vieri wanted was to be left alone, but Federico couldn't resist trying to spend time with him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
Don't Cry by LoZfanchick reviews
sasunaru! LEMON! FLuff! Angst! yeah a big combo. Naruto brakes down and guess who he goes to......
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Door by Muffins624 reviews
Today was the day Ezio would confess his feelings for Leonardo. However, something was blocking his way. Literally.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Sync by smilebot reviews
EzioxLeonardo: They always said that the mornings had surprises ...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Deathberry Racket by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The hollow knew there was more than one kind of dominance. "I should rape you." Zangetsu learns to deal with sharing Ichigo's head, and the hollow learns to deal with Zangetsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
Hunted by a Freak by That's LEON reviews
Altaïr/Kadar, pregame. There's something about Malik's disapproval that intrigues him as much as it infuriates him, and he can't think of a better blow to Malik's rigid pride than to be able to laugh and tell him, "I took your brother."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Altaïr, Kadar - Complete
Breaking the Machines by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Desmond is out for one of his regular midnight strolls round the Animus chamber when an old friend drops in for a visit. Desmond Miles/Alex Mercer
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Confidence by spopococ reviews
Reno knows what he wants, and intends to get it. The only problem is that the one thing he's after is on to him, and is showing no sign of surrender anytime soon. Reno x Tseng Yaoi. Reno First Person. PART ONE OF TWO COMPLETE.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Highway To Hell by sugaredkiwi reviews
AU for DMC3 - Dante and Vergil are partners, not personal punching bags. Vergil drags Dante onto a roadtrip that has disaster written all over it, and won't explain a thing. Predicted hilarity ensues.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,731 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Dante, Vergil
Little Game by doodlefreak reviews
Soul likes it, but unfortunately his partner's a little more than objected to it. Too bad. Written for kink meme on LJ. Soul/Black Star, Yaoi/Slash/PWP, extreme dirty talk, in danger of being OOC.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Soul Eater, Black Star - Complete
Haven for lost souls by see1like reviews
When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Black Family by Kileam reviews
Seph/Cloud- ignores movie and dirge of ceberus 17 years after Meteor, a family movies in the city of Kalm and shakes things up, especially with the five kids and more on the way. Mpreg, yaoi, mention of child abuse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Tales Beyond the Woods by Selim reviews
Complete! Drabbles about Kyuubi and Arashi. Love isn't only destined between two humans, but a human and a demon that can defy anything for each other. KyuuAra, Sug. Other Pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
My Little Sunflower by Machi reviews
AU,SasuNaru. Waiting for a change to lead him down a more innocent path, serial murderer Uchiha Sasuke finds it in a gentle blonde with a heart of gold, but perhaps an even darker past than his own. DARK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Roommates by Arctic Banana reviews
After accidentally hitting Pyramid Head with his car, Matt offers to let him stay at his place, to the chagrin of his roommate, Troy. Warning: This story's kinda weird. O.o
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Pyramid Head - Complete
Only you by TheladyWolf reviews
Sasuke is a powerful business man, along side his brother Itachi, but he not happy, till one night a baby is left on his door step, that baby becomes his world, and watch what happens through it all as Sasuke tries to make sure that the only person he
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,380 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Where the Sun Soaks In by No More Masquerade reviews
One-shot / SasuNaru / May Contain Spoilers / M- For Sexual Content After Sasuke is returned home, broken and half-dead, he is visited by Naruto for a spell. When Sasuke is released from the hospital, he leads Naruto to such a beauty that will never die.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Kyuubi and the Kit by FloppyFish reviews
KyuuxMinato A little SasuNaru later. A story before Naruto's birth. From the day his parents first met, to the birth of their child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N.
Desire by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Now a Drabble Collection! Pein x Itachi. Because desire will destroy your mind and twist your senses to see its fulfillment. spoilers, yaoi. You have been warned, because this pairing is just too good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
When Opposites Attract by mainekosan reviews
Schuldig as Nagi sees him; Short story that spans from when Nagi first meets Schuldig to the time when their relationship transforms. Written in subdued Nagi/Schuldig and vice versa tones.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Schuldig, Nagi N. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Was Blind But Now by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
To Patroclus, Achilles has never seemed quite human. He is, as he proves the night they are to leave for Troy.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Through It All by Lost Demon102 reviews
It's been seven years. Kisame and Zetsu remember a few things while they were still in the Akatsuki. Through it all, Kisame remembers a certain time where he had hurt Zetsu. He remembers that even after that, they managed... through It All. KisaZetsu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Lose Control by mydickisthealpha reviews
Naruto wants to lose control just once, even if it is with a supposed enemy. He doesn't care, he needs this. He just hopes he won't say anything he doesn't need to. ItaNaru, M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Toy's Life by Dead Uchiha reviews
Oh WTF? Sasuke and Itachi are helpless plushies under the possession of one evil little girl! Oh no! How much more awful could it get? [Uchihacest,TOYS,NC,MM,YAOI,AU,Parody] Quite possibly the most effed up thing I've ever written. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Untsichbar by MosesRecinly42 reviews
187 word ScarAlphonse drabble. Rather pointless. Please read and Review
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Scar, Alphonse E. - Complete
Steady Inhale by Croik reviews
Sometimes a bond of trust is what's most important. NokoMitsu, 4 parts, YAOI
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Dick G., Miles E. - Complete
Nature of the Beast by Fairady reviews
What was it about love that made others so strong? Gaara just doesn't understand it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Gaara, Kimimaro - Complete
Violation by sprinda reviews
This is not my story. It belongs to NENE. NOT ME. SO don't sue me. NENE Parings InuKagome, InuJakotsuWaring Yaoi little ncrape
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Inuyasha, Jakotsu
Happy Birthday, Edgar by SweetSixSixxSix reviews
Slash(EdgarNny). Johnny wants to give Edgar something special.[worst summary ever]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2005
Insomnia by daiyaonna reviews
Nagi and Schuldig's relationship as it stands. And, what if Schuldig got hurt?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Nagi N., Schuldig - Complete
Psyche by Zarla reviews
You make me so happy I want to kill myself. NnyEdgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
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Chivalry is Dead reviews
Modern Mafia AU ohmai, how original . The classically overdone tale of a forbidden romance without the romance. Like Romeo and Juliet in the way that they're nothing at all alike. FedVi.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi
A day in the life of Dana Mercer reviews
-Random drabbles based loosely after the events of Prototype and before the events of Assassin's Creed-Dana finds herself living in a strange world, but she can't think of any other way she'd rather live. mentioned AlexDes
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Midnight Serenade reviews
It seems all Auditore males sing like they have had rusty knives in their throats. Fed/Vieri
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
Sunset reviews
Ezio has always been a hopeless romantic. Ezio/Leo Brotherhood based.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Mistakes reviews
Ah, the innocence of youth and the awkward situations that ensue. Sort of TamlenxMahariel
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Tamlen, Mahariel - Complete
Wings reviews
One day he will fly away.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Petruccio A., Maria A. - Complete
Persistent bastard reviews
In the morning he will be gone, but for right now Federico will enjoy his violent little amante. oh wow, I actually made an effort to give it a title and summary :I
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
On the hunt reviews
While trying to complete his first hunt a young hunter's apprentice instead encounters a rather strange human prince.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Cailan T., Mahariel - Complete
Never really did reviews
He never really loved me. How could I have been so blind? One sided ZevranxM!Surana
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Zevran A., Surana - Complete
of Candy Promises and Uchiha Obsessions reviews
The second I saw the lovely Uchiha Itachi I knew he had to be mine. It didn't matter that there was a significant age gap between us. Once I decide I want something I get it, "Would you like some candy little one?" and nothing will stop me. PeinIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Manny's Journal reviews
Manny never ceases to amaze Palaeno, even after his death.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Childish reviews
Zangetsu ponders over Hollow/Dark Ichigo's demeanor and dreads the not so far away future. Slight ZangetsuxHichigo.OOCness.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Zangetsu, Dark Ichigo - Complete