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Name: Leah

(august 8 2008)

Me: Hey, Colin! (valleygirl accent ;) Am I pretty?!

Colin: You're so ugly that...that if you brought youre ugly booty to the ugly museum theyd be like...EEEEEEWWW. So you went to...Ugly State in...Ugly Country...on the Ugly Planet, theyd launch a nuclear missile at you. But the missile would...would be all "EEEEEWWW! I'm not touching that!" So you'd try to come back to the USA but we'd launch a normal missile that cant talk, not some alien missile. And you'd 'splode. And ugly juice would fly everywhere. And drown the Earth in ugly.

Me: ...

Rick: I think youre hot.

Me: ...

Colin: She's gonna cry us some Ugly Tears.

(dont remember when)

Me: my pinky can kick your ass

Colin: my pinky can shoot laser beams

Me: my pinky can detach itself and reproduce asexually

Colin: my pinky can wield a sword

Me: my pinky can wield nunchucks

Colin: my pinky discovered Narnia

Me: my pinky found four new species of insects in the Galapagos Islands

Colin: i dont even know where that is

(in woodshop)

Me: want to go to the mall and scare kids

Sam: I'm not really much of a petaphile

Me: we dont rape them, we tell them there isnt a sant clause...

(October 8, 2007)

Me: COlin! Why do you have a picutre of Mars?!

Colin: Because China discovered Mars.

Me: NO I DID!! I ALSO INVENTED COWS AND FM RADIO!! DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!

Colin: Right.

Me: I INVENTED PIXIE STIX! I DISCOVERED THAT PLUTO WASNT A REAL PLANET! I LIVED IN SWEDEN FOR 69 YEARS ON NOTHING BUT PIXIE STIX!

Nancy: You liar.

Me: bitch PLEASE! ILL WOUND YOU!

(Otober 8, 2007)

Hillary: Leah, wanna play with me?

Me: Sure!

Hillary: No I'm serious.

Me: Oh.

Hillary:...

Me: Heck yes!

(september 22, 2007)

Colin(acting physcotic rocking in the fetal position next to the couch on the floor): (creepy high voice) I heard that inside everyone had red kool-aid, so i cut people open and drank it...IM SHROOMING IM SHROOMING KOOLAID KOOLAID!! NO NO NO IM NOT SHROOMING ITS COCAINE!! MORE DRUGS!! THEYVE DONE ENOUGH TO ME!!-cries- HELP ME LEAH I NEED PHYSCIATRY. i have no one else to turn to! -foams at the mouth- ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS! ALCO- i wanna lick a lollipop -licks my arm-

Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Colin: come on eat mentos fresh! -crying voice- the freeeshmaker...-whimpers-

Me: Colin, cut it out, you're starting to freak me out.

Colin: -crying voice- have it your way at burger king! -licks my leg-

Me: NO!

Colin: I wanna lick the corndog. mammaaaaa

Me: Your worse than Tony! And he licks my fce!

Colin: Mah cheesepuffs bring all the boys to the yard! The shoes are taking over! -throws shoe at the wall- -scoots away-

Me: Are you okay now?

Colin: -stands up and wipes dirt off pants-Yeah, I'm fine.

(September 20, 2007 on the fone with Tony)

Tony's aunt in the background: Tony! Who are you talking to?

Tony: idk, my bff leah?

(September 20, 2007, during the Strawberry Shortcake commercial)

Me: Colin! it's you!

Colin: Which one, the girl or the doll?

Me: The Doll! right there! they make dolls of you!

Colin: IM FAMOUS!

Me: Colin, you're Strawberry-Got-Shot-Cake!

Colin: Its "shortcake" genius...

(September 9, 2007)

Me: (puts a clip in Colin's hair)

Colin: Oh no, this makes me look ugly.

Me: Way to be a girl.

Colin: Yeah, I also need lipo. That's how girly I am.

(at the DHS football game)

Me: OH MY GOD! Look at that old lady's sweater! I'm so jealous.

Desirae: Leah, that's my aunt.

Me: Haha!Wait, what?

(September 2,2007)

Me: I hate you sometimes.

Dad:The feeling is mutual.

(Forget when)

Tony: If I had a nickel every time I saw a girl like you, I'd have five cents.

(sometime in august 2007)

Me:Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Tony: Well...what else cracks?

Me: I don't know...uh...a sidewalk?

Tony: But that's what he cracked on.

Me: Oh...I still don't get it.

Tony: I figured as much.

(All the time)

Emily: WHAT THE GRANDMA??

(August 11 2007)

Emily's mom: Honey get ready, you're going with Casey to the mall

Emily: But mom, I'm an ugly ho...

Emily's mom: Oh honey... you're not a ho!

Emily: But I'm still fat??

Emily's mom: -hugs emily- you're huge...

Emily's mom: -whispers to me- I just agree with everything she says about herself and then she stops.

In all actuality, Emily is one of the prettiest friends I have , teehee. Really though, she's pretty gorgeous

(August 14 2007)

Me: Colin are you hungry, cuz if you are, dad says i have to feed you.

Colin: -no answer, on computer-

Me: Yo! Lump who sits on a chair and types nonstop with lump fingers!

Colin: -looks at fingers and flexs them a few times-

(On the way to the movies with Emily and Dana)

Emily: Yah, my mom hates those pedestrians who run in front of your car. Last time that happened, my mom got out of the car and stabbed the guy to death and now my whole family has to wear these weird blinking bracelets...

(August 7, 2007)

Jana: Leah, you're like a mug full of coffee on prozac with a side of pixie stix

Me: Well, i do love all three...PEANUT BUTTER SLAP!-slaps Jana-

(Peanut butter slap is something we stole from the andy milonakis show. we do it a random moments when there's nothing to say or we're in need of a change of subject or if we just feel like it...)

(August 8,2007)

Colin: Mom, what happened to the top of your forehead?

Mom: It fell off in my car, go find it.

Me: WHAT??

Colin: I just asked her what happened to the top of her phone...

Me: Her...phone? Oh...I thought you said forehead...

Colin: yeah, well...you're stupid like that.

(August 6, 2007)

Nicky-IMimg-: Ima steal yur honey like I stole yur bike

(August 8, 2007)

Me: Can I write my name on your pillowcase so its like im watching you sleep?

Colin: No

Me: How bout your sheet?

Colin: -leaves room-

Me: -runs to Colin's room with a sharpie-

(august 8, 2007)

Colin: -something i cant understand-

Me: Did you just say "Damn you white woman"?

Colin: I said "Damn you vile woman..."

Me: Oh...

(August 6, 2007(yesterday was my birthday!!))

Me: OW!

Colin: What?

Me: I popped a bubble in my Orbit and the air went in my eye and it HURT!

Colin: Are you crazy?

Me: Yeah...everyone is to an extent, why?

(Later on Aug.6)

Me: Did you ever realize that when you chew Orbit for a really long time, it starts to taste like kitty litter?

Colin: I don't know what kitty litter tastes like.

Me: Well, neither do I. But it tastes like the smell.

(sometime at camp,2007)

Me and Missy: CHIBI!!

(sometime at camp,2007)

Me and Mike: Werd...

(august 4, 2007 Camp Lackawanna)

Emily: Yo momma is so smart, she went to college for 4 years.

Auberon: That's not how Yo Momma jokes work.

Emily: yo momma is such a good artist, she makes Picaso look bad.

Auberon: No, it's like...You momma has one big and one small, people call her Biggie Smalls

Emily: Yo momma is very proportioned.

Auberon, me and Sam: -facepalm-

(I forget when...)

Jana: Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Me: -blinks- Oh Jana. Shut up.

Jana: Geez.

(2:22 july something...)

Colin: I don't want no pandy-badandy! I want Candy!

Me: Wait, what was that??

Henry/Colin: I said I don't want no pandy-badandy! I want Candy!

Me: What's that from?

Colenry: Aqua-Teen Hungerforce.

Me: Hold on, let me write this down... (brings up fanfiction account link)

Colin: What is this?! (reads the irish sweater thing) What's "fanfiction"? You wrote all this down?! Random people I dont know know who I am??

Me: Shut up.

Colin: Okay, now I'm scared. What if someone comes to get me?? I could DIE! Thanks a lot, Leah, thanks a lot. You've killed me.

Me: What's today's date? It's 2:22 AM and its july... What's the date?

Colin: It's Tuesday.

Me: No the date!

Colin: well how the -word- am I supposed to know?

(School Finals)

Mark: ((looks at question)) I really don't want to compare the demolition of 1948 and 1989 in Czecholslovakia.

(April 7, sleeping over atDesirae's house)

Me: I have an Irish sweater and now that you know, you're jealous.

(Last year when Katie asked me if I wanted to help her hunt caribou in her front yard...yea, I think she's crazy too)

Me: "I also don't trust caribou anymore. They're out there on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."

(Later on that evening)

Me: My Dad is in San Antonio

Desirae: Is that in Texas?

Me: -laughs histarically(sp?)

Desirae: Yes?

Me: -still laughing-

Desirae: No? Is it in New Mexico? Montana?

(April 14, 2007: 4th Grade BrainQuest with Desirae)

Me: What state has Annapolis as the capitol?

Desirae: Missouri?

Me: -laughs uncontrollably-

Desirae: Is it Iowa?

Me: -still laughing...literally rolling on the ground-

Desirae: Is...is it New Mexico again?

Me: It's in Maryland!

Desirae: Maryland?! But Missouri sounds right!

(all the time)

Desirae and me: Konnechiwa!!...chaooooo. Sushi!!...spagettiiiiii.

(April 14, 2007)

Dad: I'm going to take a nap and anyone who screams out here... dies.

(After dinner sometime in April)

Colin: -Chasing a mosquito around the room- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!LEADER!!COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

(April 3rd, Science Class)

Stephen: High five the wife.

((Mark slaps hands with him on his way to sharpen his pencil))

Me: What was that?

Stephen: I guess I'm his wife.

(April 3rd, Algebra class)Bobby-next to me, Stephen-diagnol from me, Lalu-in front of me(thats his real name, i swear)

Bobby: Lalu, are you gay?

Lalu: Huh?

Stephen: Yeah, are you?

Me: What's going on here?

Bobby: Lalu's going out with a tranvestite.

Me: WHAT?!

Momma Hop(Algebra substitiute, professional name, Mrs.Hopkins): Quiet down back there!

Lalu(whispers): Well, at least I'm going out with somebody.

Stephen-Bobby-Me: ((laugh uncontrollably))

Momma Hop: What Is going on?

Lalu: That didn't come out how I wanted it to.

(April 4th, 2007 3:04 P.M.)

Colin: I think this song was meant for weasels.(The song is "One and Only" by Teitur)

(During dinner)

Me: Colin,promise me, you'll name your next fish Dexter.

Colin: No.

Me: But Colin-

Colin: No.

Me: But Colin. In my old age of 13, i could die at any moment, and you wont give me my last wish?

Colin: If I say yes, can I have your eggs?

Me: Sure!

Colin: Then fine. My next fish will be named Dexter.

Me: -nothing-

Colin: -nothing-

Me: You're not gonna name it Dexter are you?

Colin: That would be a "no"

(dinner, march nineteenth 2007)

Smoke alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Me: SHUTUP!

Smoke Alarm: --

Colin: Oh my God. It stopped.

Me: Damn straight it did.

(dinner, march nineteenth 2007)

Mom: What do you want for "breakfast for dinner"?(you know, when you have breakfast food for dinner?yeaaahhhhhh)

Me: Brains and eyeball juice!

Mom:((sigh))Translation?

Me: Henry, if you would?

Colin: She means eggs and orange juice.

Mom: Yeah, but how does she want her eggs?

Colin: Scrambled.

Me: Like real brains!SPLEEEEE!!

(march 25 )

Nancy: Why do you do this to my yoyo?! You strangled it!

((hehe, I kinda sorta wrapped nancy's yoyo around a doorknob...hehe))

(dinner on March eighth 2007)

Mom: Leah, what do you want on your hotdog?

Me: Brains and Eyeballs!

Mom: Translation?

Colin: Mom, she means ketchup.(eyeroll)

( March eight 2007)

(henry is standing on the counter, getting a cup, and he dropped one on the ground)

Me: What was that?

Colin: I think glass broke.

Me: Noooooo...ya think?!

Colin: Well sweep it up!

Me: No, I'm going to let you sit there on the counter for all eternity because you're being an idiot.

(I walked away and Colin started to cry)

Colin: NO! Leah come back!

...hes still crying, but i got him down=) see im not evil...much xD. Later on, we looked at the cup and it didn't even break! ANYWHERE. Colin named it the devil glass. Actually, he kind of ...screamed it...

(Mom, me ,tess, and henry in the car)

Colin: (says something stupid, but I cant remember what)

Me: Colin, you're such a sp'ed.

Mom: Are people still saying that? When I was you're age we said that.

Me: 'kay

Mom: But I never knew what it meant.

(this was really random. i was talking to my friend george about fudgesicles and he just randomly said this...)

George: Isn't it fun to say "hippopautomaus" out loud??

(yesterday at dinner when NO ONE would talk to me)

Me: I've decided to run away to be in Les Mis.

(no one answers)

Me: I refuse to speak English after 7:00 P.M. . Mostly my vocabulary will consist of "No Comprendo"

(Dad stares at me)

Dad: Um..okay.

(Goes back to talking with my Grannie who doesnt live with us btw)

Me: You people hate me, don't you?

Colin: Yeah. I'll talk to you again when you start calling me by my real name.

Me: But I do, Colin!!

Colin: ((groans and slaps forehead))

(homeroom, march seventh 2007)

Desirae: Leah, I'm going to write a story.

Me: You do that.

Desirae: Okay, here I go! Once upon a time there was a magical fairie princess named Leah. Then there was an evil witch thingy named THE CREATURE. Everybody hated her. Then Leah shot her with her gangstuh gun and they lived happily ever after! The end.

Ashley: I DIED??wtf guys?

(two days ago, i think. I was listening to the song "stolen" by dashboard confessional on limewire)

Limewire: One good stretch before our hibernation...

Colin: Hibernation? Are they singing about bears?

(Jana's introduction of me to her friend Bridget:)

Jana: Tony, this is Leah. She is the most wannabe gangster you will ever meet.

Me: --smiles and has gumwrapper-grills-- Yo.

Jana: And that's a warning. --smiles and also has gumwrapper grills--

( i was at the ymca and i was waiting for my dad to come pick me up and i was talking to Jana and her cousin Tony when this person I knew from my old school was there and I called her over)

Jana:Hi! Im Jana and this is Tony.He's almost too gay to function.

Tony: Hey, you stole that from MeanGirls!

Jana: I know. That's how I know your gay. You watched MeanGirls.

(science class)

Stephen: Guess, what I did today guys?

Bobby: What?

Stephen: I named all my 80. kids!(whips out a list)

Me: whats #79's name?

Stephen: Drug Production.

(the following takes place during the chris neil vs. chris drury at the ottowa vs. buffalo hockey game)

Dad: WHAT THE F--K WAS THAT?!

Me: Dad!Language! What happened?

Dad: Yeah, knock his head off!

(me: sees the puddle of blood that is Chris Drury, buffalo co-capt.)

Me: What the-! SNAP HIS FEMUR, LYDMAN!!

( january 3rd, 2007)

Colin: OK... I was washing dishes...and I heard it... and I...CAME...OUT. I didnt wait - I called the police and I... CAME...OUT. I didnt look, I still don't know what it was. I was washing dishes, and I heard it and I...CAME... OUT.

Me: Colin, what are you talking about.

Colin: I...I don't know.

Loren: Well, that was odd...

"Here, the Ninja Turtles are portrayed as four wise-cracking, pizza-obsessed superheroes who fight the forces of evil from their sewer hideout."-This was on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles page on . i SWEAR.

(its a really cool song I learned at camp):

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi knocked him down, Dr.Pepper picked him up, so now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up got the flu so now we're drinkin Mountain Dew. But Mountain Dew fell of the mountain, now we're drinking from the fountain. But yesterday the fountain, so we doubled back and we're back at Coke.

Girls are like phones...they like to be talked to...they like to be held...but you push one wrong button and you're talking to a totally different person...

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one, we will know how grateful we are for them.

Last night I was lying in my bed, staring at the stars... and thinking of you...your great body and fantastic smile and then I realized...WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING.

They say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but who really wants to date a fish?

Mirrors don't talk...and lucky for you, they don't laugh either...

Men are like a deck of cards...a heart to love him...a diamond to marry him...a club to bash his face in...and a spade to bury the bastard...

Life is like a rose garden, everything's beautiful but you always meet a few pricks along the way...

We could all learn a lesson from crayons...they're all different colors but the learned to live in the same box.

I remember when getting high meant swingin at the playground, the worst thing you coud get from a boy was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, your worst enemies were your siblings, race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what I remember most... was wanting to grow up...

They say one day your life will flash before your eyes...make it worth watching...

"I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face!" (Rita Repulsa to Lord Zedd after the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers defeat the Face Stealer)

you&me (we could make the world jealous...)

--“It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and then you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.”-Jack Handley

--“Always be nice to your children because they're the ones who are going to choose your rest home.”-Phyllis Diller

--“I always take my kids everywhere but their always find their way back home.”-Robert Orben

--“He who laughs last didn't get it.”-Helen Giagordano

--“Everything is a drive-through. In California, they have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.”- Wil Shriner

--“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”-Woody Allen

--"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -Johnny Carson

--"Let's do a little math here, and I'm good at this, so you can't argue. I called you for help, and it took about what? An hour out of your busy schedule? You, on the other hand, call me at six in the morning and ask me to drive you three hours up to the sticks, so you can see a chick I can't stand and doesn't like me that much either. Is that about right?" -Tony

--“Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”-Jack Sparrow

--“I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.”-Jack Sparrow

--“(imitates Elizabeth)'It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.' Well, it bloody is now. There'll be no living with her after this.”-Jack Sparrow

--“If I had a penny for every stupid thing you've ever said, I'd throw them at you.”-Tony

--"Hi I'm dory I'm a totally predictable flat fish." - Jana, making fun of Finding Nemo

--"I got you this half digested gazelle carcass."-some girl's fanfiction account

--"Y'all are wack."-Jana

"Wiggigdy wack?" -Tony

"No just regular type."-Jana

--"Few women admit their age; few men act it."-Unknown

--"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."-Anonymous

--"Friends are like the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."-Personal quote

--Evil step sister1:"Have you noticed something strange about Ella?"
Evil step sister2:"No."
Evil step sister1(exasperated):"Do notice that during the day time it gets light out and darker at night."
Evil step sister2:"Oh thats because of Ella!?"
Evil step sister1:"Never mind."

--"Captain Hook could kick Barney's ass any time”-Me

"Your missing the point, Barney is all about values, not ass-kicking.”-Tony

--"Can you guess why they call me pecs?” -George

"I don't know is it short for something?”-Rick

“Short for what?”-George

"I don't know Francis." -Rick

"How could pecs be short for Francis?”-George

"Well I had an uncle Robert and everyone called him Bobby, that don't make no sense neither."-Rick (Cosmic bowling with Jana, Tony, and Rick and George,Tony's friends)

--“I don't know what would World War3 will be fought with; but World War4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”-Albert Einstein

--My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

--“The only thing better than finding what you were looking for is finding something you weren'tlooking for at a great bargain!”-Uncle Iroh

--"We're like lesbians, except for that whole not liking girls and liking boys part."-Jana

--"No, this person I have feelings for is a complete opposite from my girlfriend."-Tony

"...Is it a man?"-Me

--Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.”-Jana

--“Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?”-Tony

--“Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked, but then I drink some Windex and it keeps me from streaking.”-Tony

--“You can get more with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile”-Al Capone

--“Teenagers don't exactly object if it's what adults say is wrong, the media says is right and if their bodies seem to crave it.”-Unknown

--Me: OH MY GOSH!! Someone is giving out AVATAR VALENTINES!!

My teacher: (laughing) You are...just really funny, Leah.

--Tony:So.um...did Jana and Bridget tell you...that...um..

Me: That you like me?

Tony: Yeah.

Me: -stares- Yeah, they did. Is it...true?

Tony: Uh.A little bit.

Me: Oh...That's cool.

--If homosexuality is a disease, then I think we should all call in queer to work. You know just call in and say: Sorry, I can't come into work again today, still queer.

--I'm not a mean person, I'm a very honest person who doesn't care what it sounds like.

--The aliens won't abduct you if you look too eager- Jana

--You are not quite evil enough. You are semi evil. You are quasi evil. You are the margarine of evil. You are the diet coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough-Dr.Evil, Austin Powers

-- There are times that you really should just mind your own business, but then there are those times when you see someone dressed really badly and you just want to give them a lot of free advice-Tony

-- I am so not above slapping a nunEva Langoria as Gabriel Solis from Desperate Housewives

--If you can't fix it with ductape you haven't used enough. - Jana

--“What's wrong with you today?”-Tony

“Someone at school just...I don't know, she just doesn't leave me alone.”-Me

“Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' That's how I got that neighbor kid to leave me alone.”-Tony

“Wow, Tony.”-Jana

-- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain

--“I'm rad. You're rad. Wanna hug?”-Tony

-- “You. Off my planet.”-Tony

--When life gives you oranges, throw them back and ask why everyone else got lemons.-Jana

-- “Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us that do.”-Me

--“Oh knee! Save me!”-Me. I was about to fall and someone had to save me

"When you're about to fall, you do NOT grab your knee and go 'Oh knee, save me!'" -Tony making fun of me

--Good morning starshine,the earth says,"Hello!"
-Willy wonka and the chocolate factory-

-- "A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you."

--Tony: “When people don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of it as a 'You had to be there' thing, I think of it more like it's a 'You'd have to mentally retarded like us' kind of thing.”

Me: Well, I'd have to say I agree with that Tony.

Tony: Good. Wanna go throw Pringles at my Aunt?

Me: HELL YES!

--"A friend is someone who helps you when you fall. A best friend is someone who stands beside you laughing because they pushed you down in the first place."-icon

--"You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder."-icon

-- "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

-- Stop BITCHING! Start a REVOLUTION! ~A sign being held by a guy on a street corner.

--If life gives you lemons make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.-Jana

10 ways to annoy your roommate

1.) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

2.) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

3.) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

4.) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

5.) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

6.) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

7.) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

8.) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"

9.) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

10.) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He/She just didn't belong."

--Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

--What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

--Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

--The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

--If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

--Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

--"She goes though boys like people with over active bladders go though toilet paper."-Kristin

--Me (in PE): AH! I just bruised my beautiful knee!
Jana: Aw, Leah's a small, delicate flower! (those were the good old days when we both went to Marian Catholic.)

--Tom: Hey, when I first met you I thought you were gonna be one of those few people who are pretty AND smart...
Me: Aw! Thanks, Tom!!
Tom: Then I found out you're just pretty.

--Teen Titans(SPLEE!!)

--"Tell Robin I don't Babysit" Raven
"Raven says to tell you she doesn't babysit! ... Robin says you have to" Beast Boy

--"All the fault is YOURS! I commanded you leave me alone, but you insisted upon the 'being nice'!!" Star
"MY FAULT? You blast me, you KISS me, but you never stopped to mention that they have a gigantic article weapon?!" Robin
(everybody starts yelling at the same time)
((If you listen REALLY closely, you'll hear THIS amongst the yelling))
"(Yelling at Robin in Tamaranian ANGRILY)" Star
"You..I- I- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!.!" Robin (pissed off) ~Teen Titans

--"See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"-Beast Boyoy

--"You don't understand! on our planet, 'girlfriend' means--" Robin
"A female with whom you share an intimate and special relationship, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation, and the ocasional exchange of floral arragements." Starfire
"Okay, maybe you DO understand" Robin ~Teen Titans

--DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

--"Who ARE you guys?" Chester
"We are not guys. We are hot chicks." Alien bad chicks.

--(in thick French accent) "I'm a very honorabel man." guy with the ostriches.
"I'm a very --what? I'm sorry?" Mark
"Honorabel! I'm a very honorabel man!" ostrich guy
"Hono, what? honogagle?" Mark
"Honorabel, honorabel!" ostrich guy
"I think you're trying to say 'honorable'." Mark

--"What is the average speed... of a male ostrich?" ostrich guy
"uh... uh... uh... 27 miles per hour?" Chester
"Yes! Zat is correct!" ostrich guy
"Hmm, I said 'brown'." Mark

--"Oh, my God." Jesse (looking at three ostriches)
"What?" Chester
"It's a llama." Jesse

--Drake&Josh

--"Whatcha got there, Drake?" --Josh
"Potato Launcher," --Drake
"Where'd you get a potato launcher?”-Josh
"Toy Store," --Drake

--“I spent two days working on this dinner, paid one-hundred dollars for an ice sculpture, and three-hundred dollars for a harp player who, at this point, SHOULD STOP PLAYING!.!"--Josh
"...You spent one-hundred dollars on ICE?"--Drake

--"You can't impersonate a doctor, it's against the law!" --Josh
"I'm not impersonating a doctor, I'm PRETENDING to be one." --Drake

--"SAVE DRAKE! SAVE DRAKE!" --random girl
"Who ARE you?" --Drake
"I love you...BYE!"--random girl

--"You calling me a liar?" --Drake
"Well, I ain't callin' you a truther!"--Josh

--"I hope you go bald!"--Josh
"I hope they cancel Oprah!"--Drake
"(gasp) Take that back!" --Josh

--"So how do we get some peppers?" Josh
"We can't. Says here they're only available in South Aw-Mer-Eeca." Drake
"South America!" Josh
"Oh."

--"Hey Josh?" Drake
"Hold on, Drake I'm workin'!" Josh
"But this is important!" Drake
"Fine. What is it?" Josh
(holds up two gummi bears and smushes them together) " Look! The gummi bears' are making out!" Drake

--"Megan, why was your bucket on top of our door?" Josh
"Why was your door under my bucket?" Megan

--"Yes, my question is for the gentleman who answered for her," Man
"Yes?" Drake
"Why are you answering for her?" Man

--"YOU made Crazy Steve quit?" Helen
"YOU hired a guy named 'Crazy Steve'?" Josh

--"18.00" Josh
"How about...FOUR dollars and...some very warm gummi bears?" Drake

--(Drake is holding a mexican spanish-speaking robot)
"No." Josh
"Por Favor." Robot.
"No." Josh
"Por Favor." Robot
"No!" Josh
"Por Favor." Robot
"... Alright." Josh

LOVES

- my friends - Japan - "house" - reading - "twilight" by stephenie meyer - josh hutcherson - my cousins - avatar the last airbender - dogs - hockey - internet - dane cook - zutara fanfictions - emokid haircuts - cheerleading and dance team - buffalo sabres - writing - pirates=) -

HATES

- math - sisters - computer-hogging brothers - pencil smudgies - those eraser bits that never go away from your desk - lasagna - spiders - scene kids - hilary duff - my dad's long explanations of things i akready know how to do - people who think they are married to some of MY husbands (i have a lot). They are CLEARLY mistaken -

(previously known as Katara13,Azulaxxx13,and Azula12)

If you've ever gone on for 15 minutes without noticing your music turned off and then you're all "OH SNAP!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw kiss from the season 3 Avatar trailor and were about to shoot your computer with a machine gun and throw it out the window so it could drown in a pool copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list~loopafroot ~ August~

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Good Old Fashion School Of Loverboys by truest-of-true-loves reviews
The Mabudachi Trio school the younger Sohmas on 'How To Be A Loverboy'. Akito will allow Tohru to keep her memories of the Sohmas if one of them can get her to marry a Sohma by graduation. Everyone is now in a War for Tohru's affections. AU.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,216 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
The Moon And The Sun by Rashaka reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring Katara, Zuko, and sometimes KataraZuko. Tone and theme will vary from humor to drama. #48 - Tea & Sympathy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 23,812 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Katara, Zuko
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Afterglow by Kaytoko reviews
Prince Zuko has just become of marrying age, and needs a fiancée. His growing dislike for the other Nations of the world has begun to worry his mother. She decides to take matters into her own hands by calling on an old friend. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,104 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Really and Truly Blind by LayzDayz reviews
Times when Toph is Truly Blind and Sokka helps her. Deleted my sand series because I had no plan on continuing this series and I thought it was better to readers with what I had already completed. If you had read that series and want to read it again even though it will never be finished just PM me and I can send it to you. Thanks and sorry I lost my inspiration...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Avatar Crew comes to You! by zutarakid50 reviews
10 *not counting Jet* people from Avatar are stuck in my house. Pure humor! Rated for safty! Spoilers in later chapters for season 3 finale. I'm editing some chapters so beware! Story is ending soon. COMPLETE! Read anyway!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 102,844 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
The Night Has Come To Hold Us Young by Rashaka reviews
Two lives, from the end of the war to the discovery of passion. Ever after is not a destination but a road we all must travel. REVISION UPDATE! Drabbles are being revised and expanded.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Detention by Jasmine Dragon reviews
Zuko and Katara find themselves trapped together in detention. Hilarity ensues.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Academy of Bending Arts by InsertNamesHere reviews
It's all fun and games until someone gets shot dead... That has nothing to do with our story. We just had nothing to say, really. It's a school for benders. You can figure out the rest yourself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,203 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Of Herbs and Stewed Plot Bunnies by AStormIsBrewing reviews
Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and do not feed the characters. They're on a hunger strike.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Zuko, Sokka
Agni's Flames by Lady Amaya reviews
The flames of Agni they are said to bring more power than imagined when transformed into weapons. So terrible that no one dares to seek out this myth but an estranged aunt of Prince Zuko. What happens when the only allies Zuko has is his former enemies?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,346 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Just Recurring by K. East reviews
This wasn't really what Lily expected from Hogwarts, but it's what she got.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drabbles, Anyone? by bluetarako reviews
Zutara and Taang drabbles or oneshots or whatever the heck you wanna call them. Mostly Zutara. Rated for language and some character death. :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,744 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Zuko, Katara
A Day in the Life by MissWorded reviews
Ever wondered what's really going on our leading lady's head? Katara's view, live and uncensored! [Chapter Three: Definite Zutara action. It's not even vague anymore.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Katara
Just An Ordinary Girl by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Real World AU Katara is just an average girl with an average life. However, everything changes when she wins a contest with a wonderful prize...The chance to spend a week with the famous Prince Zuko! Please read and review! :Complete!:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,991 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Paradox of Peace by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Two years after the war ends, Regent Fire Lord Iroh is forced to release Azula from prison to prevent a revolt. To secure Prince Zuko's place on the throne, Regent Fire Lord Iroh is forced to arrange Prince Zuko's marriage. DISCONTINUED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Aang: The Last Indie Old Version by comptine reviews
AU My teacher used to tell me stories of the old days, a time of peace when the Indie kept balance between The Emos, The Artists, The Punks and The Populars. But that all changed when the Populars attacked. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,102 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
At Midnight's End by Demetria912 reviews
AU. Bending was just announced as a crime against the government. Now all benders must unite or be branded and thrown in jail. But other things are popping up. What will happen to the gang when they uncover something that could change everything? TA,SS,ZK
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007
Just Him and Her by metro.max reviews
A collection of Tokka vignettes including our favorite Earthbender and warrior duo. Chapter Twenty-five: a follow up to Three Times Toph Was Engaged & One Time She Wasn't
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Toph, Sokka
Culture Clash by Rashaka reviews
[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Behind These Painted Masks by comptine reviews
Remove the veil from your eyes and see true beauty is found in the darkest of times. Post war Zutara Tokka PaintBlue
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,827 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Superstition by Outsane reviews
Zuko and Toph have joined Aang, and the group is finally complete. Now on their way to Ba Sing Se, can the Gaang avoid capture with both the Fire Nation and the Bei Fongs chasing them? \:\Zutara/:/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,136 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Truth Or Dare! by Kiella reviews
Taking any requests for pairings-- Welcome to Camp Roku!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Why Did it Have to Be You? by sagelights reviews
The Dah li are not earth bending. Iroh is kidnapped. Zuko is brainwashed by the Dah li. Katara and Zuko find themselves falling in love. Love mystery and secrets. Can they take down the dah li in time before they carry out their terrible plan? R& R please
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,950 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Anxiety's Remedy by Lady Casper-san reviews
Tohru worries over her Kyoukun. Something isnt right. But wait! Shiguresan has just the thing! Lemon Kyrou
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Creative Diversion by Masako Moonshade reviews
When Zuko shows up at an inopportune time, Katara is forced to find a way to distract him. Fortunately, nothing is more distracting than a teenage girl bent on seduction. Season 1, new chapter: Season 3.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Floor Dance by Tuna Salad Sonnet reviews
Aang wasn't the only one who had the oppurtunity to be a normal kid in that village. [Oneshot. Slightly Toph centric, but Taangy throughout]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Home by K. East reviews
They say that just before you die, your whole life flashes before your eyes. He laughs, because it’s already happening. [Rated T for lots of safety.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007 - James P. - Complete
The Ninth Hour by K. East reviews
LJ Lily Evans and James Potter are proud attendants of the Longbottoms' wedding. However, during the reception, things go horribly, horribly wrong. Humor, innuendos, sometimes blatant statements and a crack ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
College Daze by renagrrl reviews
COMPLETE! [Modern AU] Katara and Zuko both attend Ba Sing Se University and are forced to be partners on a class project, working together for the grade. But what happens when they get to know each other? [Blutara, Zutara, Jetara]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Calming Ice by 9witch2 reviews
Zuko has had it with the war and his father. He seeks out Aang, Sokka, and Katara to aid them in teaching the Avatar firebending. But what will happen when he tries to romance Katara? How far will the young Avatar go to stop him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara
These Circumstances by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] One Prince. One Waterbender. One deserted island. What could possibly go wrong?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,191 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005
Glamorous Life by Demetria912 reviews
Discontinued until further notice. It could be months. TA, ZK, SS, if anyone cares.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
Tohru's Terrific All Day Funny by InuKat6688 reviews
This story is completely funny, and somehow completely random. I had gotten a few ideas from some other stories that i read, so forgive me if i don't remember whom....anyway...enjoy this half funny story! also i rated this t because of some language...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
Hotel Omashu by Lady Sayomi reviews
Sequel to Camp Avatar. Modern Day AU. Katara and Zuko meet again at Song's swanky hotel for a camp reunion, where more adventures ensue the new couple. Zutara!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Diplomacy by Electric Risk reviews
Zuko and Katara seem to have an endless supply of things to fight about, like bad haircuts and a poor understanding of the color spectrum, but a change in battle tactics makes their war far more interesting. Utter crack takes on human form as... Zutara!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Katara's Birthday by 7E5T3R reviews
It's Katara's birthday, and everyone has gotten something for her but Zuko. Zutara oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Phantom Of The Forest by Renowitz reviews
Avatar version of Phantom Of The Opera, Only the skript gets twisted in the end... Characters are slight ooc to match the plot better... [ZUTARA]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Big Brother by Sassy08 reviews
These are a series of oneshots that all involve Zutara, Sokka, and most times his boomerang. Some are more Sokka some are more Zutara but all are good.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Tough Days At Kyoshi High by Isolde Raven reviews
A modern day AU. Kyoshi High: Home of the Warriors Girl's Football team and the school of Aang, the current Avatar. Turns out, it's hard being one of the Gaang. SokkaOC, Zutara, Tophaang, very little JetMai and Ty LeexHaru. Language and sexual references.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
Mind, Body, Soul by K. East reviews
They were fighting a war, and living the fight. AU. [ZK]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Chiaroscuro by helium lost reviews
[AU] December, 1939: In Germany, there was war. But in Florence, Italy, all was quiet. An unsuccessful artist and a young art history major: Their paths converge, and in each other they find the light in the rapidly deepening darkness. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Missing Moments in Danny History by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Funny things that should have happened... but didn't. No longer being written.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Last Hope by sagacious-twit reviews
The war is over, Zuko is Fire Lord, and Aang is wondering who will continue the airbending linage with him. Rating will probably change to M later. Taang, with side pairings of Zutara and Sukka. ON HIATUS! R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Aang, Toph
Fire Behind Blue Eyes by bluetarako reviews
Zuko's temper is legendary, but his new prisoner is beating him at his own game. What will happen when he is outmatched by a stupid waterbender? [Zutara] COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,533 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The quest for the Dukey stone! by Renowitz reviews
Ack! Zuko has turned into a Girl! its up to everyone to help search for the only thing that can change him back, The Dukey Stone. But will this event make him think diferently about a certain someone? Find out! Read and Review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Ocean Fire by thejadespirit reviews
He betrayed her when she needed his help the most. Now, when Azula orders Zuko to track down Aang and the gang, will the banished Prince succeed in his mission? Or will the tears he sees in a pair of sapphire eyes save him from himself?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Insanity by mr.dwicky reviews
this story will make you laugh. period. oh, and it's finished!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Parental Guidance by xcgirl08 reviews
Sokka has his own way of helping his daughter deal with boy troubles, it would seem.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy andor Prank the Avatar People by Brix reviews
How to Annoy the Avatar people. Read and reveiw please. No flames.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
What Happens In Kyoshi by BlackVelvetBand reviews
Prince Zuko, and the GAang take a vacation on Kyoshi Island. Flirting, fighting, and embarrasment ensue as Sokka takes it upon himself to defend Katara's virtue...in a dress? A short,chaptered fic featuring Zutara, Sokki, and Taang. Now COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
I Won't Be Left by fearlessgurl283 reviews
Collection of random drabbles ranging from short stories to 100 word drabbles to one sentence claims. Many characters and pairings are used and many are open ended, so please read and review! Newest Chapter: Monster Hospital with the Gaang and I. and Z.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006
Origins by Rashaka reviews
They lived first. They learned first. They dreamed first. Fire. Air. Water. Every tradition begins somewhere, and every myth is born from a kernel of truth. Part 1: The Firebender's Tale
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Aang
Holding On by lilyqueen777 reviews
A missing moment in the last episode. Aang couldn't help but notice the little things that Sokka does to Toph, like holding onto her so that she won't fall off Appa. How could anyone let go of their love ones? thought Aang. Implied ST, AK. please rr!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
19 Kids by The Squint Squad 2.0 reviews
[Sokka has an epiphany of a ramble one night at camp about his nineteen kids. And some people are less than impressed] Based on Dane Cook's 19 KIDS. Pairings are Tokka, Maiko, Kataang, and Saruki. More inside!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Sick by metro.max reviews
What happens when Toph gets sick? Why, Sokka, of course! [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Dear Diary by bluetarako reviews
They've been keeping secrets from their friends and family. None of them know about their hidden diary and journal either. Hidden thoughts and feelings are revealed as they write, and we're about to take a look. [Zutara]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Maybe You Can Ask Someone Else To Kiss It Better by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bad Luck by metro.max reviews
Toph was thirteen and brash and loud and determined and strong and smart and witty, but mostly, she was just young and little and in love. [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Mousecat by Heligoland reviews
[AangxAzula] if you really like. The war is done. Aang and Azula have a conversation fraught with logic in a markedly unpleasant dungeon. Chi gets gunked the hell up. And, not to spoil anything, but the mouse gets away.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Aang, Azula - Complete
Found You by HeartofFire-SoulofWater reviews
The gAang is playing Hide 'n' Go Seek when Zuko stumbles upon Katara, all by herself... oneshot. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Zuko, Katara
CoD: The Plan Unfolds by bluetarako reviews
Azula left him in the cave with Uncle Iroh to make his decision, but who's being played for a fool in the end? Long and detailed Crossroads of Destiny oneshot. :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Protect by metro.max reviews
He watches over the moon. She offers him something new to watch over. [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Homecoming by metro.max reviews
Lady Bei Fong, after three long years, is reunited with her daughter... and her daughter's fiance. [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Rain by metro.max reviews
“Why did you bring me out here, Sokka?” The question surprised him, not because he hadn’t been expecting it, but because he wasn’t sure what the answer was. He settled on saying, “I’m gonna teach you how to like the rain.” [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Lotus Lake by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Zutara AU. An orphaned Katara and her brother find themselves at boardng school. Katara's first thoughts are that her life will now be filled with boredom. How wrong she was!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,587 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The AU by fuzzy-ninja reviews
It's Avatar. It's AU. Supposedly, there might even be twinkies. Drabbles await ye who enter. UPDATED: Chapter 10.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006
Unspoken TophXZuko Fluff by Jesus.Lives reviews
Toph visits the Southern Air Temple after something happens with Zuko...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
50 Reasons Why Toph and Sokka Should Be Together by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Muffin, Doughnut, and Cupcake are once again tying people up. Except this time, the Pastries are sugar high from Halloween!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Commentary by Masako Moonshade reviews
We may hold no sway in this world, but that makes us no less real. This is the truth as they see it, and as I see it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
When Day Turns to Night by 9witch2 reviews
He'd learned to love their little meetings in the evening. He'd be okay with it if she never made up with her friends. Zuko's past. ZukoxTyLee and yes, I know I'm insane.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Zuko, Ty Lee - Complete
Just One Of Those by Everlasting Chemistry reviews
Drabbles that have no real meaning and point that are for mere entertainment. Enjoy RECENT UPDATES: 4 new drabbles, 2 pointless, 2 philisophical. REVIEW!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Slave by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
AU When the Fire Nation raided the South Pole, Katara was taken as a slave to the Fire Court. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Divine Proportion by Everlasting Chemistry reviews
Legend claims Fire and Water are polar opposites. Never to work in Harmony. Boy... Did they have history written down all wrong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
The Wedding Race by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Whoever gets married and has a kid first gets the kingdom, Fire Lord Ozai proclaimed. Azula and Zuko sprinted away. Azulaang Zutara WARNING! Slightly disturbing. OK, really disturbing!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Unamused by Waffles 'R' Us reviews
The firelord isn't very happy right now. Guess who's to blame.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Sleepless by smillaraaq reviews
A cranky latenight conversation that leads to an uneasy rapprochement. Not really overtly shippy, but can be read as the first faltering steps towards a rather conflicted Zutara, if you like that sort of thing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The 101 on The Unshippable Tokka by Jesus.Lives reviews
I've come to the conclusion that Tokka doesn't work. See why with these humerous oneshots. Can you do the Tokka challenge? I dare you!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sokka, Toph
Alone Together by 9witch2 reviews
Spoilers! Takes place after Zuko Alone. Zuko's weak after days without food. He falls ill and is awakened by a girl he wished he never saw again. Why is Katara helping him and why is she alone too?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Azula & Aang? by Dudewhowrites reviews
Aang gets amnesia and Azula tricks him into believing that he is her boyfriend! update: Story Completed! Reviews always welcome.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,307 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Aang, Azula - Complete
Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Eww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
Snick by Lokotei reviews
There comes a time in every young boy's life when he gets ahold of a sharp object cand gives himself a really bad haircut. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Blue and Gold by bluetarako reviews
She finally found someone to love, but will they ever really have peace with enemies constantly coming at them? Newest chapter up! [Zutara]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,559 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Stupid Rocks by Everlasting Chemistry reviews
Dumb title, for pointless oneshot. Why Katara hates rocks, and hormones. Let's not forget those.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
50 Reasons Why Sam and Danny Should Be Together by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Danny woke up tied in a chair. He realized Sam was tied to his lap... Fangirls kidnap Danny and Sam and force them together... with rope! COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Didn't See That Coming by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Zutara. Katara is Zuko's bait for the Avatar. Zuko is Katara's captor. After a series of twisted events will they become each other's lifelines... and maybe more? My spin on a popular plot. Much better than the summary!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,554 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Guide Me Home by Rashaka reviews
To sleep, perchance to dream. Katara and Zuko find a friendship they never expected in a place that seemed impossible.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Yuki, you filthy, filthy man! Ever wondered what Yuki is really thinking? It's all one click away in the hilarious series, featuring Yuki like you've never seen him before! [Finally COMPLETED!]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Yuki S. - Complete
Over the Edge by HisElement reviews
While Aang is going against Azula, Katara has no other option than to fight Zuko. Zutara drabble, kinda oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by Lokotei reviews
During a blizzard, Katara and Zuko are stuck in a cave together, where they learn much about each other and themselves. A blanket scenario the way I think it should be written. This is a oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Rain by Rashaka reviews
Oneshot written for Irrel's fanart on LJ. Zuko and Katara. Everything comes apart in the rain.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Gift by Vicki So reviews
What do you buy for the man who can have anything but wants only one thing? Find out what Iroh's got in store for Zuko's 17th birthday! Continued by popular demand! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Two To Tango by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
You think we're dancing? That's all we've ever done. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sand, Stars and a Smile by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Never frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Galleon by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Ron finds a Galleon on the street. Fred and George, of course, begin too devise a plan to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
Point Taken by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
A Zutara oneshot. When an attempt at small talk goes wrong, a certain Waterbender goes to extremes to prove a point. Meaningless fluff follows!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
WHAT TO DO IN THE FIRE NATION PALACE by SiiAh reviews
18 THINGS TO DO IN THE FIRE NATION PALACE TO GET BANISHED, ATTACKED, OR INTERROGATED VIOLENTLY. READ WITH CAUTION!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Dear Uncle by SiiAh reviews
Zuko just writing a letter to Uncle, while he watches someone spy on him. [ZK, oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Blind Date Avatar Style by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Why put the characters of A:TLA in a dating gameshow? Because I can! A oneshot that probably makes no sense but hey, it's in the spirit of Valentine's Day!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dangerous Ground by wilderness-writer reviews
Ready for a Zutara fic filled with action, romance, and a new plot? Then come, tread on Dangerous Ground and see what happens when water and fire collide. Can the two exist peacefully, or will they both be destroyed? The fate of the world may hang on it..
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,329 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Free Again by AnimeAries402 reviews
Prince Zuko has been looking for the Avatar for two years, having no success. He finally gets a way to come back to his kingdom and bring back his honor. But, what does it have to do with the missing Water Kingdom princess?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Worth Fighting For by Masako Moonshade reviews
Sequel to Everything For A Price: Hope for a future faces new trials as old enemies and new threats arise Zuko must face his inner demons, while Katara confronts a murderer. ZK
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,842 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Ho'Wan Island Carnival by Vicki So reviews
What happens when Aang, Sokka and Katara spend a day in the greatest year round carnival on Aang's birthday? How will Prince Zuko deal with trying to act like a normal teen while still hot on the Avatar's heels? Zutara, Comedy, Angst, and more! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Brotherly Love by Elenea Galad reviews
To forgive and forget is all that is often asked, but proves sometimes too much to give. To live again when there is nothing to live for. With the loss of everything he once thought to know, Zuko finds a new path.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,073 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Hunter and The Prey by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Blooming Love by thedreamz reviews
.::NEW ENDING::. Katara is captured by none other than Prince Zuko. He plans to use her as bait for Aang to come and attempt to rescue her. Little do the two teens know that they will soon fall for each other.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005
Drawn to the Blackened Skies by Masako Moonshade reviews
After the escape from pirates Katara finds herself face to face with an unlikely guest with an unusual offer. ZukoKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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Welcome to the Fallout, Zuko reviews
ZK TA SS im awful at summaries, but trust me, this one's good. new chapter names coming soon!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007
What Happens When I Have To Much Free Time reviews
Uhm, apparently...Yue and Suki are lesbians? I dont support the pairing at all, it's just something me and Twilight Rose2 were laughing at so I just...wrote it? It's pretty horrible actually XD
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Suki, Yue - Complete
Things You Can Do In A Treehouse reviews
Just a random plot about our three favorite freedom fighters!Longshot and Jet both are tryin to get Smellerbee's affections hahagigglegiggle pretty insane stuff in here. Who will win? Read and find out
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jet
Very Short, But Worth Reading reviews
my friend thought of this, since shes too lazy to open an account,i get the honor of posting it. its basically what happened at the end of the season2 finale through her eyes...that is, what went through her diabolicle, twisted, zutara eyes
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
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  1. Smellerbee, Longshot... and the Freedom Fighters
    Cartoons Avatar: Last Airbender
  2. Fanning the Flames: The Fire Princess and The Avatar
    Cartoons Avatar: Last Airbender