Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.
(august 8 2008)
Me: Hey, Colin! (valleygirl accent ;) Am I pretty?!
Colin: You're so ugly that...that if you brought youre ugly booty to the ugly museum theyd be like...EEEEEEWWW. So you went to...Ugly State in...Ugly Country...on the Ugly Planet, theyd launch a nuclear missile at you. But the missile would...would be all "EEEEEWWW! I'm not touching that!" So you'd try to come back to the USA but we'd launch a normal missile that cant talk, not some alien missile. And you'd 'splode. And ugly juice would fly everywhere. And drown the Earth in ugly.
Rick: I think youre hot.
Colin: She's gonna cry us some Ugly Tears.
(dont remember when)
Me: my pinky can kick your ass
Colin: my pinky can shoot laser beams
Me: my pinky can detach itself and reproduce asexually
Colin: my pinky can wield a sword
Me: my pinky can wield nunchucks
Colin: my pinky discovered Narnia
Me: my pinky found four new species of insects in the Galapagos Islands
Colin: i dont even know where that is
Me: want to go to the mall and scare kids
Sam: I'm not really much of a petaphile
Me: we dont rape them, we tell them there isnt a sant clause...
(October 8, 2007)
Me: COlin! Why do you have a picutre of Mars?!
Colin: Because China discovered Mars.
Me: NO I DID!! I ALSO INVENTED COWS AND FM RADIO!! DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!
Me: I INVENTED PIXIE STIX! I DISCOVERED THAT PLUTO WASNT A REAL PLANET! I LIVED IN SWEDEN FOR 69 YEARS ON NOTHING BUT PIXIE STIX!
Nancy: You liar.
Me: bitch PLEASE! ILL WOUND YOU!
(Otober 8, 2007)
Hillary: Leah, wanna play with me?
Hillary: No I'm serious.
Me: Heck yes!
(september 22, 2007)
Colin(acting physcotic rocking in the fetal position next to the couch on the floor): (creepy high voice) I heard that inside everyone had red kool-aid, so i cut people open and drank it...IM SHROOMING IM SHROOMING KOOLAID KOOLAID!! NO NO NO IM NOT SHROOMING ITS COCAINE!! MORE DRUGS!! THEYVE DONE ENOUGH TO ME!!-cries- HELP ME LEAH I NEED PHYSCIATRY. i have no one else to turn to! -foams at the mouth- ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS! ALCO- i wanna lick a lollipop -licks my arm-
Colin: come on eat mentos fresh! -crying voice- the freeeshmaker...-whimpers-
Me: Colin, cut it out, you're starting to freak me out.
Colin: -crying voice- have it your way at burger king! -licks my leg-
Colin: I wanna lick the corndog. mammaaaaa
Me: Your worse than Tony! And he licks my fce!
Colin: Mah cheesepuffs bring all the boys to the yard! The shoes are taking over! -throws shoe at the wall- -scoots away-
Me: Are you okay now?
Colin: -stands up and wipes dirt off pants-Yeah, I'm fine.
(September 20, 2007 on the fone with Tony)
Tony's aunt in the background: Tony! Who are you talking to?
Tony: idk, my bff leah?
(September 20, 2007, during the Strawberry Shortcake commercial)
Me: Colin! it's you!
Colin: Which one, the girl or the doll?
Me: The Doll! right there! they make dolls of you!
Colin: IM FAMOUS!
Me: Colin, you're Strawberry-Got-Shot-Cake!
Colin: Its "shortcake" genius...
(September 9, 2007)
Me: (puts a clip in Colin's hair)
Colin: Oh no, this makes me look ugly.
Me: Way to be a girl.
Colin: Yeah, I also need lipo. That's how girly I am.
(at the DHS football game)
Me: OH MY GOD! Look at that old lady's sweater! I'm so jealous.
Desirae: Leah, that's my aunt.
Me: Haha!Wait, what?
Me: I hate you sometimes.
Dad:The feeling is mutual.
Tony: If I had a nickel every time I saw a girl like you, I'd have five cents.
(sometime in august 2007)
Me:Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Tony: Well...what else cracks?
Me: I don't know...uh...a sidewalk?
Tony: But that's what he cracked on.
Me: Oh...I still don't get it.
Tony: I figured as much.
(All the time)
Emily: WHAT THE GRANDMA??
(August 11 2007)
Emily's mom: Honey get ready, you're going with Casey to the mall
Emily: But mom, I'm an ugly ho...
Emily's mom: Oh honey... you're not a ho!
Emily: But I'm still fat??
Emily's mom: -hugs emily- you're huge...
Emily's mom: -whispers to me- I just agree with everything she says about herself and then she stops.
In all actuality, Emily is one of the prettiest friends I have , teehee. Really though, she's pretty gorgeous
(August 14 2007)
Me: Colin are you hungry, cuz if you are, dad says i have to feed you.
Colin: -no answer, on computer-
Me: Yo! Lump who sits on a chair and types nonstop with lump fingers!
Colin: -looks at fingers and flexs them a few times-
(On the way to the movies with Emily and Dana)
Emily: Yah, my mom hates those pedestrians who run in front of your car. Last time that happened, my mom got out of the car and stabbed the guy to death and now my whole family has to wear these weird blinking bracelets...
(August 7, 2007)
Jana: Leah, you're like a mug full of coffee on prozac with a side of pixie stix
Me: Well, i do love all three...PEANUT BUTTER SLAP!-slaps Jana-
(Peanut butter slap is something we stole from the andy milonakis show. we do it a random moments when there's nothing to say or we're in need of a change of subject or if we just feel like it...)
Colin: Mom, what happened to the top of your forehead?
Mom: It fell off in my car, go find it.
Colin: I just asked her what happened to the top of her phone...
Me: Her...phone? Oh...I thought you said forehead...
Colin: yeah, well...you're stupid like that.
(August 6, 2007)
Nicky-IMimg-: Ima steal yur honey like I stole yur bike
(August 8, 2007)
Me: Can I write my name on your pillowcase so its like im watching you sleep?
Me: How bout your sheet?
Colin: -leaves room-
Me: -runs to Colin's room with a sharpie-
(august 8, 2007)
Colin: -something i cant understand-
Me: Did you just say "Damn you white woman"?
Colin: I said "Damn you vile woman..."
(August 6, 2007(yesterday was my birthday!!))
Me: I popped a bubble in my Orbit and the air went in my eye and it HURT!
Colin: Are you crazy?
Me: Yeah...everyone is to an extent, why?
(Later on Aug.6)
Me: Did you ever realize that when you chew Orbit for a really long time, it starts to taste like kitty litter?
Colin: I don't know what kitty litter tastes like.
Me: Well, neither do I. But it tastes like the smell.
(sometime at camp,2007)
Me and Missy: CHIBI!!
(sometime at camp,2007)
Me and Mike: Werd...
(august 4, 2007 Camp Lackawanna)
Emily: Yo momma is so smart, she went to college for 4 years.
Auberon: That's not how Yo Momma jokes work.
Emily: yo momma is such a good artist, she makes Picaso look bad.
Auberon: No, it's like...You momma has one big and one small, people call her Biggie Smalls
Emily: Yo momma is very proportioned.
Auberon, me and Sam: -facepalm-
(I forget when...)
Jana: Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Me: -blinks- Oh Jana. Shut up.
(2:22 july something...)
Colin: I don't want no pandy-badandy! I want Candy!
Me: Wait, what was that??
Henry/Colin: I said I don't want no pandy-badandy! I want Candy!
Me: What's that from?
Colenry: Aqua-Teen Hungerforce.
Me: Hold on, let me write this down... (brings up fanfiction account link)
Colin: What is this?! (reads the irish sweater thing) What's "fanfiction"? You wrote all this down?! Random people I dont know know who I am??
Me: Shut up.
Colin: Okay, now I'm scared. What if someone comes to get me?? I could DIE! Thanks a lot, Leah, thanks a lot. You've killed me.
Me: What's today's date? It's 2:22 AM and its july... What's the date?
Colin: It's Tuesday.
Me: No the date!
Colin: well how the -word- am I supposed to know?
Mark: ((looks at question)) I really don't want to compare the demolition of 1948 and 1989 in Czecholslovakia.
(April 7, sleeping over atDesirae's house)
Me: I have an Irish sweater and now that you know, you're jealous.
(Last year when Katie asked me if I wanted to help her hunt caribou in her front yard...yea, I think she's crazy too)
Me: "I also don't trust caribou anymore. They're out there on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."
(Later on that evening)
Me: My Dad is in San Antonio
Desirae: Is that in Texas?
Me: -laughs histarically(sp?)
Me: -still laughing-
Desirae: No? Is it in New Mexico? Montana?
(April 14, 2007: 4th Grade BrainQuest with Desirae)
Me: What state has Annapolis as the capitol?
Me: -laughs uncontrollably-
Desirae: Is it Iowa?
Me: -still laughing...literally rolling on the ground-
Desirae: Is...is it New Mexico again?
Me: It's in Maryland!
Desirae: Maryland?! But Missouri sounds right!
(all the time)
Desirae and me: Konnechiwa!!...chaooooo. Sushi!!...spagettiiiiii.
(April 14, 2007)
Dad: I'm going to take a nap and anyone who screams out here... dies.
(After dinner sometime in April)
Colin: -Chasing a mosquito around the room- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!LEADER!!COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
(April 3rd, Science Class)
Stephen: High five the wife.
((Mark slaps hands with him on his way to sharpen his pencil))
Me: What was that?
Stephen: I guess I'm his wife.
(April 3rd, Algebra class)Bobby-next to me, Stephen-diagnol from me, Lalu-in front of me(thats his real name, i swear)
Bobby: Lalu, are you gay?
Stephen: Yeah, are you?
Me: What's going on here?
Bobby: Lalu's going out with a tranvestite.
Momma Hop(Algebra substitiute, professional name, Mrs.Hopkins): Quiet down back there!
Lalu(whispers): Well, at least I'm going out with somebody.
Stephen-Bobby-Me: ((laugh uncontrollably))
Momma Hop: What Is going on?
Lalu: That didn't come out how I wanted it to.
(April 4th, 2007 3:04 P.M.)
Colin: I think this song was meant for weasels.(The song is "One and Only" by Teitur)
Me: Colin,promise me, you'll name your next fish Dexter.
Me: But Colin-
Me: But Colin. In my old age of 13, i could die at any moment, and you wont give me my last wish?
Colin: If I say yes, can I have your eggs?
Colin: Then fine. My next fish will be named Dexter.
Me: You're not gonna name it Dexter are you?
Colin: That would be a "no"
(dinner, march nineteenth 2007)
Smoke alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Smoke Alarm: --
Colin: Oh my God. It stopped.
Me: Damn straight it did.
(dinner, march nineteenth 2007)
Mom: What do you want for "breakfast for dinner"?(you know, when you have breakfast food for dinner?yeaaahhhhhh)
Me: Brains and eyeball juice!
Me: Henry, if you would?
Colin: She means eggs and orange juice.
Mom: Yeah, but how does she want her eggs?
Me: Like real brains!SPLEEEEE!!
(march 25 )
Nancy: Why do you do this to my yoyo?! You strangled it!
((hehe, I kinda sorta wrapped nancy's yoyo around a doorknob...hehe))
(dinner on March eighth 2007)
Mom: Leah, what do you want on your hotdog?
Me: Brains and Eyeballs!
Colin: Mom, she means ketchup.(eyeroll)
( March eight 2007)
(henry is standing on the counter, getting a cup, and he dropped one on the ground)
Me: What was that?
Colin: I think glass broke.
Me: Noooooo...ya think?!
Colin: Well sweep it up!
Me: No, I'm going to let you sit there on the counter for all eternity because you're being an idiot.
(I walked away and Colin started to cry)
Colin: NO! Leah come back!
...hes still crying, but i got him down=) see im not evil...much xD. Later on, we looked at the cup and it didn't even break! ANYWHERE. Colin named it the devil glass. Actually, he kind of ...screamed it...
(Mom, me ,tess, and henry in the car)
Colin: (says something stupid, but I cant remember what)
Me: Colin, you're such a sp'ed.
Mom: Are people still saying that? When I was you're age we said that.
Mom: But I never knew what it meant.
(this was really random. i was talking to my friend george about fudgesicles and he just randomly said this...)
George: Isn't it fun to say "hippopautomaus" out loud??
(yesterday at dinner when NO ONE would talk to me)
Me: I've decided to run away to be in Les Mis.
(no one answers)
Me: I refuse to speak English after 7:00 P.M. . Mostly my vocabulary will consist of "No Comprendo"
(Dad stares at me)
(Goes back to talking with my Grannie who doesnt live with us btw)
Me: You people hate me, don't you?
Colin: Yeah. I'll talk to you again when you start calling me by my real name.
Me: But I do, Colin!!
Colin: ((groans and slaps forehead))
(homeroom, march seventh 2007)
Desirae: Leah, I'm going to write a story.
Me: You do that.
Desirae: Okay, here I go! Once upon a time there was a magical fairie princess named Leah. Then there was an evil witch thingy named THE CREATURE. Everybody hated her. Then Leah shot her with her gangstuh gun and they lived happily ever after! The end.
Ashley: I DIED??wtf guys?
(two days ago, i think. I was listening to the song "stolen" by dashboard confessional on limewire)
Limewire: One good stretch before our hibernation...
Colin: Hibernation? Are they singing about bears?
(Jana's introduction of me to her friend Bridget:)
Jana: Tony, this is Leah. She is the most wannabe gangster you will ever meet.
Me: --smiles and has gumwrapper-grills-- Yo.
Jana: And that's a warning. --smiles and also has gumwrapper grills--
( i was at the ymca and i was waiting for my dad to come pick me up and i was talking to Jana and her cousin Tony when this person I knew from my old school was there and I called her over)
Jana:Hi! Im Jana and this is Tony.He's almost too gay to function.
Tony: Hey, you stole that from MeanGirls!
Jana: I know. That's how I know your gay. You watched MeanGirls.
Stephen: Guess, what I did today guys?
Stephen: I named all my 80. kids!(whips out a list)
Me: whats #79's name?
Stephen: Drug Production.
(the following takes place during the chris neil vs. chris drury at the ottowa vs. buffalo hockey game)
Dad: WHAT THE F--K WAS THAT?!
Me: Dad!Language! What happened?
Dad: Yeah, knock his head off!
(me: sees the puddle of blood that is Chris Drury, buffalo co-capt.)
Me: What the-! SNAP HIS FEMUR, LYDMAN!!
( january 3rd, 2007)
Colin: OK... I was washing dishes...and I heard it... and I...CAME...OUT. I didnt wait - I called the police and I... CAME...OUT. I didnt look, I still don't know what it was. I was washing dishes, and I heard it and I...CAME... OUT.
Me: Colin, what are you talking about.
Colin: I...I don't know.
Loren: Well, that was odd...
"Here, the Ninja Turtles are portrayed as four wise-cracking, pizza-obsessed superheroes who fight the forces of evil from their sewer hideout."-This was on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles page on . i SWEAR.
(its a really cool song I learned at camp):
Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi knocked him down, Dr.Pepper picked him up, so now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up got the flu so now we're drinkin Mountain Dew. But Mountain Dew fell of the mountain, now we're drinking from the fountain. But yesterday the fountain, so we doubled back and we're back at Coke.
Girls are like phones...they like to be talked to...they like to be held...but you push one wrong button and you're talking to a totally different person...
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people so that when we meet the right one, we will know how grateful we are for them.
Last night I was lying in my bed, staring at the stars... and thinking of you...your great body and fantastic smile and then I realized...WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING.
They say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but who really wants to date a fish?
Mirrors don't talk...and lucky for you, they don't laugh either...
Men are like a deck of cards...a heart to love him...a diamond to marry him...a club to bash his face in...and a spade to bury the bastard...
Life is like a rose garden, everything's beautiful but you always meet a few pricks along the way...
We could all learn a lesson from crayons...they're all different colors but the learned to live in the same box.
I remember when getting high meant swingin at the playground, the worst thing you coud get from a boy was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, your worst enemies were your siblings, race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what I remember most... was wanting to grow up...
They say one day your life will flash before your eyes...make it worth watching...
"I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face!" (Rita Repulsa to Lord Zedd after the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers defeat the Face Stealer)
you&me (we could make the world jealous...)
--“It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and then you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.”-Jack Handley
--“Always be nice to your children because they're the ones who are going to choose your rest home.”-Phyllis Diller
--“I always take my kids everywhere but their always find their way back home.”-Robert Orben
--“He who laughs last didn't get it.”-Helen Giagordano
--“Everything is a drive-through. In California, they have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.”- Wil Shriner
--“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”-Woody Allen
--"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -Johnny Carson
--"Let's do a little math here, and I'm good at this, so you can't argue. I called you for help, and it took about what? An hour out of your busy schedule? You, on the other hand, call me at six in the morning and ask me to drive you three hours up to the sticks, so you can see a chick I can't stand and doesn't like me that much either. Is that about right?" -Tony
--“Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”-Jack Sparrow
--“I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.”-Jack Sparrow
--“(imitates Elizabeth)'It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.' Well, it bloody is now. There'll be no living with her after this.”-Jack Sparrow
--“If I had a penny for every stupid thing you've ever said, I'd throw them at you.”-Tony
--"Hi I'm dory I'm a totally predictable flat fish." - Jana, making fun of Finding Nemo
--"I got you this half digested gazelle carcass."-some girl's fanfiction account
--"Y'all are wack."-Jana
"Wiggigdy wack?" -Tony
"No just regular type."-Jana
--"Few women admit their age; few men act it."-Unknown
--"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."-Anonymous
--"Friends are like the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."-Personal quote
--Evil step sister1:"Have you noticed something strange about Ella?"
--"Captain Hook could kick Barney's ass any time”-Me
"Your missing the point, Barney is all about values, not ass-kicking.”-Tony
--"Can you guess why they call me pecs?” -George
"I don't know is it short for something?”-Rick
“Short for what?”-George
"I don't know Francis." -Rick
"How could pecs be short for Francis?”-George
"Well I had an uncle Robert and everyone called him Bobby, that don't make no sense neither."-Rick (Cosmic bowling with Jana, Tony, and Rick and George,Tony's friends)
--“I don't know what would World War3 will be fought with; but World War4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”-Albert Einstein
--My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
--“The only thing better than finding what you were looking for is finding something you weren'tlooking for at a great bargain!”-Uncle Iroh
--"We're like lesbians, except for that whole not liking girls and liking boys part."-Jana
--"No, this person I have feelings for is a complete opposite from my girlfriend."-Tony
"...Is it a man?"-Me
--Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.”-Jana
--“Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?”-Tony
--“Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked, but then I drink some Windex and it keeps me from streaking.”-Tony
--“You can get more with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile”-Al Capone
--“Teenagers don't exactly object if it's what adults say is wrong, the media says is right and if their bodies seem to crave it.”-Unknown
--Me: OH MY GOSH!! Someone is giving out AVATAR VALENTINES!!
My teacher: (laughing) You are...just really funny, Leah.
--Tony:So.um...did Jana and Bridget tell you...that...um..
Me: That you like me?
Me: -stares- Yeah, they did. Is it...true?
Tony: Uh.A little bit.
Me: Oh...That's cool.
--If homosexuality is a disease, then I think we should all call in queer to work. You know just call in and say: Sorry, I can't come into work again today, still queer.
--I'm not a mean person, I'm a very honest person who doesn't care what it sounds like.
--The aliens won't abduct you if you look too eager- Jana
--You are not quite evil enough. You are semi evil. You are quasi evil. You are the margarine of evil. You are the diet coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough-Dr.Evil, Austin Powers
-- There are times that you really should just mind your own business, but then there are those times when you see someone dressed really badly and you just want to give them a lot of free advice-Tony
-- I am so not above slapping a nunEva Langoria as Gabriel Solis from Desperate Housewives
--If you can't fix it with ductape you haven't used enough. - Jana
--“What's wrong with you today?”-Tony
“Someone at school just...I don't know, she just doesn't leave me alone.”-Me
“Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' That's how I got that neighbor kid to leave me alone.”-Tony
-- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain
--“I'm rad. You're rad. Wanna hug?”-Tony
-- “You. Off my planet.”-Tony
--When life gives you oranges, throw them back and ask why everyone else got lemons.-Jana
-- “Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us that do.”-Me
--“Oh knee! Save me!”-Me. I was about to fall and someone had to save me
"When you're about to fall, you do NOT grab your knee and go 'Oh knee, save me!'" -Tony making fun of me
--Good morning starshine,the earth says,"Hello!"
-- "A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you."
--Tony: “When people don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of it as a 'You had to be there' thing, I think of it more like it's a 'You'd have to mentally retarded like us' kind of thing.”
Me: Well, I'd have to say I agree with that Tony.
Tony: Good. Wanna go throw Pringles at my Aunt?
Me: HELL YES!
--"A friend is someone who helps you when you fall. A best friend is someone who stands beside you laughing because they pushed you down in the first place."-icon
--"You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder."-icon
-- "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt
-- Stop BITCHING! Start a REVOLUTION! ~A sign being held by a guy on a street corner.
--If life gives you lemons make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.-Jana
10 ways to annoy your roommate
1.) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
2.) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
3.) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
4.) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
5.) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
6.) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
7.) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
8.) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
9.) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
10.) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He/She just didn't belong."
--Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
--What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
--The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
--If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
--Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
--"She goes though boys like people with over active bladders go though toilet paper."-Kristin
--Me (in PE): AH! I just bruised my beautiful knee!
--Tom: Hey, when I first met you I thought you were gonna be one of those few people who are pretty AND smart...
--"Tell Robin I don't Babysit" Raven
--"All the fault is YOURS! I commanded you leave me alone, but you insisted upon the 'being nice'!!" Star
--"See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"-Beast Boyoy
--"You don't understand! on our planet, 'girlfriend' means--" Robin
--DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
--"Who ARE you guys?" Chester
--(in thick French accent) "I'm a very honorabel man." guy with the ostriches.
--"What is the average speed... of a male ostrich?" ostrich guy
--"Oh, my God." Jesse (looking at three ostriches)
--"Whatcha got there, Drake?" --Josh
--“I spent two days working on this dinner, paid one-hundred dollars for an ice sculpture, and three-hundred dollars for a harp player who, at this point, SHOULD STOP PLAYING!.!"--Josh
--"You can't impersonate a doctor, it's against the law!" --Josh
--"SAVE DRAKE! SAVE DRAKE!" --random girl
--"You calling me a liar?" --Drake
--"I hope you go bald!"--Josh
--"So how do we get some peppers?" Josh
--"Hey Josh?" Drake
--"Megan, why was your bucket on top of our door?" Josh
--"Yes, my question is for the gentleman who answered for her," Man
--"YOU made Crazy Steve quit?" Helen
--(Drake is holding a mexican spanish-speaking robot)
- my friends - Japan - "house" - reading - "twilight" by stephenie meyer - josh hutcherson - my cousins - avatar the last airbender - dogs - hockey - internet - dane cook - zutara fanfictions - emokid haircuts - cheerleading and dance team - buffalo sabres - writing - pirates=) -
- math - sisters - computer-hogging brothers - pencil smudgies - those eraser bits that never go away from your desk - lasagna - spiders - scene kids - hilary duff - my dad's long explanations of things i akready know how to do - people who think they are married to some of MY husbands (i have a lot). They are CLEARLY mistaken -
(previously known as Katara13,Azulaxxx13,and Azula12)
If you've ever gone on for 15 minutes without noticing your music turned off and then you're all "OH SNAP!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you saw kiss from the season 3 Avatar trailor and were about to shoot your computer with a machine gun and throw it out the window so it could drown in a pool copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list~loopafroot ~ August~
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