Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
H m, let's see. What to say? I guess I'll start with a little about myself. My name is JoAnne and I'm 14, turning 15 in March. I recently started high school and I'm loving it...mostly.
Give me a good fiction book and I'll return it a day later able to summarize the entire plot, setting, characters, quotes, everything. Give me Twilight as a gift and I'll probably attack you and love you forever, worshiping your greatness. I love writing (obviously, I'm on here aren't I?) but I have a slight problem with keeping a time frame. If I say I'll finish a chapter in a day, give me at least a week before you send hit men. I was on an anime and manga obsession before I found Twilight and, don't get me wrong, I still love anime and manga. Just...not as much. I tend to babble excessively about non important things.
I usually think of story plots through dreams or meditation. It's very calming, try it. I'm one of the few that instantly thought that Robert Pattinson is an amazing actor for Edward's role. I did NOT cry during New Moon, but I did throw it at the wall. I am 90 Team Switzerland 10 Team Rosalie. Can you believe it? I love Rosalie, not the fact that she's a B though her personality does intrigue me. As soon as I read Eclipse I got pulled into the dark abyss that is Team Rosalie. I hope I'm not completely alone in that Team.
I enjoy music but never popular music. I do like some of My Chemical Romance's songs but other than that, my latest obsession is Muse. THEY. ARE. AMAZING. I love piano. Debussy is...complicated. I enjoy complicated piano music. Yiruma-River Flows in You is what should have been used for Bella's lullaby. No offense. I've been playing piano for about 3-4 years but this is the first time I've taken classes. I love my piano class. I swear my piano teacher is constantly on a sugar high. It's very amusing.
If you're going to write a story, there's this funny little thing called spell check that I LOVE. I would love if you used it too. You see, if you spell something wrong, it gets this annoying little wavy red line under it until you spell it right. It's pretty easy.
Well, I think that's all I have to say. Please enjoy my stories.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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