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Author has written 33 stories for Vampire Knight, A song of Ice and Fire, Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー, Vampire Diaries, Glee, Harry Potter, Fall, 2006, Teen Wolf, and Hannibal.

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These are all things I will be eternally grateful, and literally still stun me with how beautiful they are. All the above were done by my broho and evil dictator of oxford commas, and taste...Hannah, she makes such beautiful edits and graphics, and she is such a sweet, lovely person. All of you go check her out if you haven't already. You know how the saying goes; If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, okay? Okay.

I would also like to give a special mention to the Queen and Queen Consort Graphic by hotbloodedhunter which has inspired a series of AU drabbles that I have been procrastinating with instead of studying. Haha. There are also so many lovely people on tumblr, and on ffnet, all who have encouraged supported me and each other. So stop by whenever you like and ask me whatever you like. Nothing makes me happier than interacting with all of you.

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Paradise Circus by Lila2 reviews
Klaus takes Caroline on a trip, but he's the one to see the world.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
athanasia by gloriousforbes reviews
The Vampire Court of New Orleans was not meant to be a destination; it was a stopover on their never-ending quest to put down an immortal. And yet the baby vampire and witchy prodigy are about to discover that, when on the run from one Big Bad, it pays to shack up with another. AU, Klefaroline Kennett.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus, Bonnie B., Kol M.
Letters to You by moomolie1709 reviews
It's 1944 and the Second World War continues to rage on. Dealing with agonizing guilt, a weary soldier finds haven in an unexpected source. He falls in love with a girl he's never even met. AU, Stefan/Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Stefan S., Caroline F.
the birth and death of the day by Sunny Daisy reviews
AU "There's a war coming, Caroline." -the Forbes-Winchester blended family takes on the Apocalypse. Caroline/Klaus
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,895 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sam W., Caroline F.
If I pray really tight, get into a fake bar fight by but seriously reviews
She leans in close, suckles on his earlobe. "You couldn't ruin me if you tried." klaus/rebekah/stefan in the 20's.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Stefan S., Klaus, Rebekah - Complete
and we shed what was left of our summer skin by but seriously reviews
"You're going to kill me?" Except it doesn't sound like a question. [klaus/caroline, rebekah, elijah]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
a mouthful of interludes by but seriously reviews
Maybe she wanted to see the sun set one last time. Maybe she wanted to see one last sunrise. / or, Caroline leaves town.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Caroline F. - Complete
put down your sword and crown by but seriously reviews
The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] [Rebekah, Stefan S.] - Complete
Kiss the Good Girls by prettypinklips reviews
When sentenced by her very Catholic mother to a summer spent with her dad in Mystic Falls, conservative good girl Caroline Forbes meets Nik Mikaelson; the rebellious, artistic, and handsome boy that turns her entire world upside down. -– Klaus/Caroline, AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Caroline F.
how to open a bar by but seriously reviews
or how not to, as is Matt and Jeremy's case. / Matt, Jeremy, Kol, and what happens when they decide to take a break from the supernatural and have a few beers instead.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Jeremy G., Matt D., Kol M.]
i am not dead by but seriously reviews
He thrashes and kicks and pounds and screams, for the girl in gold, for someone, for something, anything at all. I am not dead, not yet, not yet. He screams until his throat bleeds into the water (I am not dead), pink surrounding him before rushing back into his throat (I am not dead), bracken water wrapping its fingers around his throat, beckoning him into silence (I am not—)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Stefan S., Caroline F.] - Complete
Motives by Noisca reviews
And as he turns up in her car 2 AM at night asking for forgiveness, Bonnie understands she's doomed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,581 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Elijah, Bonnie B.
fifteen ways to take back what's yours by nechoco kitty reviews
lydia martin. you need to cut him out at the root. he doesn't define you. [ remix of daphne gottlieb's "15 ways to stay alive". ]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Lydia M., Peter H.
split myself in two by prettypinklips reviews
Elijah kisses her sweet, swears that no one will ever hurt her, looking dead into her eyes, passion and a sweet warmth she's never seen swirling in his irises. Klaus devours her mouth, drawing blood, swears he will rip out the hearts of anyone to bring her harm.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Caroline F., Elijah, Klaus - Complete
the hanged man by acronymed reviews
But she is a girl who lives in a house full of ghosts, who has buried love in graveyards, who has died for villains and friends and nothing. If she sees a fight in him then that's something, isn't it? It's something. — Tyler-centric. Tyler/Elena, Tyler/Caroline, Hayley.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Elena G., Tyler L., Hayley - Complete
Shadow by Witticaster Cole reviews
Part Five of STRANGE LIVES - Lydia calls in that favor Allison owes her. (AU)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Allison A. - Complete
The Northman's Daughter by kimberlite8 reviews
A Sansa & Sandor epilogue to the end of the series A Song of Ice and Fire. Their future lives lay before them but will Sansa and Sandor accept their fate? Chapters 1-16 is Sansa's story. Chapters 17 forward are Sandor's story, "Every Dog Has His Day," a sequel.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,610 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Hoppípolla by but seriously reviews
"Do you remember what I told you, the night of the ball? The world's going to need some of that light after I'm done with him." Klaus looks up at the setting sun and with one breath, blows it out. / klaroline, forwood, delena, mattlena, salvaforbes. FOR DJ.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,305 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Stefan S., Damon S.
So Long, Lonesome by Banana71588 reviews
'These are the moments she will always remember. Her childhood. Her friends. Memories strife with mischief and foolery, even amidst the werewolf crisis; carefree times.' Caroline forms a tight-knit bond with a family that will one day become the Original vampires, none the wiser to the centuries of sorrow that lay ahead for them...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,468 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Where There Is No by CBK1000 reviews
'My father hunted me for a thousand years and the closest he ever came was the day he killed my favorite horse.' The story behind this line. A mother's love may be fickle, but a horse- a horse loves until the end of days.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Klaus - Complete
In Eternity We Trust by CBK1000 reviews
In a silence like this, a man can think. But what kind of revelations will this silence bring about? Post 4x12
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
A Healing Balm by Veronica Lacroix reviews
An AU continuation of the end of episode 4.09 'O Come All Ye Faithful'; Caroline wants nothing more than to comfort her friend but how? Rated T for content, trigger warnings for bloodplay.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Caroline F., Stefan S. - Complete
Up in Flames by gloriousforbes reviews
Fifteen years ago, they took everything from her. Now the residents of Mystic Falls are about to discover that Hell hath no heat like a Caroline Forbes burned. AU/AH, Based off Revenge, Eventual Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
hand covers bruise by grim grace reviews
Klaus gets put in a box. (But he gets out pretty quickly). The only choice left is to scatter. (AU from S3 finale, very Caroline-focused, mentions of Forwood and Caroline/OC). NOW COMPLETE.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,729 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Progenitor by Epicurean reviews
The Sanguinistas are convinced Lilith was their ancestor, their Eve, and that she has them on a mission to oppress the humans and take their rightful place as masters of this world. But they are wrong. There was an Original vampire, but it was not a she, and he is not pleased with the new course the Authority is on. Takes place beginning of 5x08 of True Blood & end of TVD season 3.
Crossover - True Blood & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Eric N., Klaus
Hunger by Tara1189 reviews
"I may want to give you the world," he growls, "But I'm not above ripping apart everyone else in your life to do it." Klaus pays Caroline a house call after the Mikaelson Ball. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
the guilty ones by grim grace reviews
An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,743 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Open Up Your Lovin' Arms by a pretty little liar reviews
*On hiatus*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
be still by acronymed reviews
S3!AU. It's a little bit of a thrill, she'll admit, the way he whispers in her ear and presses into her thigh. Wanting. Always wanting. — Caroline/Klaus, Salvaforbes, Elena, Originals. 2/6.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
i stole your soul, you'd said i'd never be able by Fancy Piece of Work reviews
Lydia Martin is being haunted by her almost-boyfriend. Her dead almost-boyfriend who likes to sporadically offer commentary to her life while freaking her out with his ability to be very attractive one moment and an old charred husk the next. References to a L/P that almost was.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Lydia M. - Complete
Playing Telephone by JDPhoenix reviews
Stiles and Lydia relay messages for Scott and Allison, and end up talking to each other more than they talk for their friends.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Stiles, Lydia M.] - Complete
The Forgotten Predator by Witticaster Cole reviews
Part Two of STRANGE LIVES - When half a dead woman is found in the woods outside Beacon Hills, Special Agents Stilinski and Martin return to their hometown to investigate. (Derek/Stiles, AU.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,761 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Return to Sender, Damaged in Transit by SmileySimmo reviews
He's not exactly the kind of saint she'd learnt about as a little girl.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,543 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Quinn F., Jesse sJ.
Whatever our souls are made of by She's a Star reviews
Edward Cullen tries to woo Rory. Paris does not approve.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Paris G., Rory G. - Complete
and all the worlds a stage, she thinks by Fancy Piece of Work reviews
"This time, she thinks, I'll die when I want to and not a second before." It's the Caroline show and it's all in her mind. Kind of AU. C/K, of course.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
A Raven & A Lady by The Very Last Valkyrie reviews
With she still in her ballgown and he still in his tux, they talk - or don't talk.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
if the silence takes you by but seriously reviews
Tatia, Katherine, Elena—sometimes he can't tell the difference. / Or, Elijah dreams in his dagger-induced sleep. elena/elijah, klaus. Rated M
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Elijah, Elena G.] Klaus - Complete
Hands All Over by a pretty little liar reviews
Even after he's gone, she's left pressed up against the tree; his scent lingers around her, his voice haunting her every thought, and she still feels the touch of him all over. Semi-AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
louder than a burning room by but seriously reviews
In her room, in her sheets, in her head—Klaus is everywhere. Rated M
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] - Complete
and we go on by eena-angel2001 reviews
"Everything fades away, baby; time takes it all in the end."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
This City is Turning Into Cinders by fadingtales reviews
Klaroline set in the 1920s, a time of speakeasies, bootleg liquor, jazz and the criminals who made it all possible: the mob. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
like arms of dazzling gold by but seriously reviews
"Her hair flashes golden and her eyes burn bright, determined to drown out the sun." Matt remembers Caroline through the seasons. Matt-centric, oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Matt D., Caroline F.] - Complete
everlasting by lightning veins reviews
She's always had the bad habit of believing in fairytales. / oneshot, carolineklaus.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
of little faith by acronymed reviews
"This is nauseating. If you two insist on having sex, at least have the decency to do it somewhere I don't sit." — Kol/Caroline, Klaus/Caroline, Damon/Rebekah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Caroline F., Kol M. - Complete
maybe by snobitten reviews
one shot. maybe it was her turn to save him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
almost lover by grim grace reviews
It's a good speech. She tells them that she's leaving and that she never wanted any of them to get hurt. She just takes a breath. "I think I loved him." And that's explanation enough. klaroline rated for swearing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
oh dream maker, you heartbreaker by but seriously reviews
His hands - black from all the charcoal - rubs his eyes and leaves a dark stain behind. She wonders if it would stain her skin the same way if he touches her. klaus/caroline, tyler/caroline, kol & elijah. kind of.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Tyler L., Elijah - Complete
Lie by DuchessOfDementia reviews
Rosebud lips and watery eyes. "Your tongue is like wine." Klaus has never liked obeying social conventions.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
strays don't sleep by winteredspark reviews
/"She gave up," Stefan whispers, his voice hoarse with the pain he's probably sick of hiding. "I did all of this for her and she doesn't even love me anymore, Caroline."/ Or, she realizes that the villain is the best friend she will ever have. Steroline
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Caroline F., Stefan S. - Complete
the hyacinth girl by acronymed reviews
And she wonders what it would have been like if he'd just said yes to her at that bush party. If he'd just said yes. — Caroline-centric. Caroline/Klaus, Elena, Stefan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Belonging by IOnlyKnowWho reviews
A look at the Klaus/Caroline relationship post 3.11 in which he is always at her house and she doesn't really mind
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
the world that's waiting for you by prettypinklips reviews
"Nice guys aren't alcoholics." -— klaus/caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Forming Attachments by fadingtales reviews
He wasn't aware that Stockholm syndrome applied to the kidnapper. Klaus/Caroline. Set after 3x09. AU. ONESHOT.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Last Two by justadram reviews
They stand on the ramparts together, as if they are the last two in the world. Set post-series. Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] - Complete
Abducted by flirtandflounce reviews
Caroline Forbes is certain of a lot of things. But she's never quite certain of him. Klaus/Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
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in a clot of sleep at the root of nothing's all reviews
"This is the part where you play rescue, Jo." — Jo with a wet towel in her lap. The fake-strawberry shampoo smell of her hair. Her garbled shriek and the blood on her shirt. All the girls he's set on fire, all the boys she's kissed. — Kai/Jo. Incest. For queensmaker (ishi)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13
the end of the affair reviews
You hate Stefan and you wish – you have wished for a long time that he might hate you too. — Klaus. Stefan. Caroline. [Klaroline. Occupational Steroline. Accidental-If-You-Have-Your-Goggles-On-Klefaroline. Somewhat ensemble, 1/8, w.c 4,410]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2014
all the world is turning to noise reviews
"Do you presume to govern my heart?" — A boy from the red room can only tell lies. — crazy ensemble fic, klaroline but with extra shameless multishipping, Captain America MARVEL AU. I regret a lot of things probably.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2014
any geography is hard, the skin ends where the skin ends reviews
"Love isn't brains, Caroline." — There are things that the body doesn't forget, even when the heart pretends to sleep and shut its ears. — [Klaus, Stefan, Caroline. Klaroline] For Hannah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2014
feeling heartbeat steals my lover's sound reviews
"Don't get nasty, gorgeous." — She cracks heads, he breaks necks. [Caroline, Enzo] In the end he's a soldier, without direction, without purpose, and he needs her. Desperately. FOR NICOLE.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Caroline F., Enzo] Klaus - Complete
The Religieuse Ripper reviews
Hannibal has a coffee shop, Will is the barista, and the coffee is PEOPLE. — Ensemble fic, AU.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2014
take take taste taste taste sweet reviews
A dead boy paints her nails — [Bonnie, Kol] [Kennet]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Bonnie B., Kol M.] - Complete
thirst reviews
"Don't you dare chastise me as if I've only just begun an infatuation, as if these are the newly sprung, simple affections of some mortal fool. I have loved you longer than most Empires have dared to breathe, you know this." — Half Gods are worshiped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood. — AU Klaroline drabble series, Original!Caroline. Queen and her Queen Consort.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014
frightened by the bite though it's no harsher than the bark reviews
How many throats do I have to rip apart for you to understand, sister? — She loved them, and so Niklaus came for them. [Klebekah]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Klaus, Rebekah - Complete
Bad Machine reviews
"Elijah," Niklaus chokes, a child again. "I'm your brother." — Yet you wield the knife so well — Historical Vamp AU where Klaus kills Katherine in the 15th century and Elijah seeks vengeance of the bloodiest kind, held dangerously quiet in his heart — And then there's the matter of the girl in the window, a dangerous affair [Klaus, Elijah, Caroline] "You're not the devil I wanted."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Caroline F., Katherine, Elijah, Klaus
you've a lazy laugh and a red white shirt reviews
"Is this a past time of yours," She hisses, so brilliant in her fury. "Hunting down your brother's women?" — Klaus, the love-addled fool, speaks like she's a saint rendered in fresco. This baby-vampire he never once gave a thought to before his brother set her in inks on a canvas. [Klaus, Elijah, Caroline.] What's a girl before a Kingdom? What's a trifle between Gods?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Caroline F., Elijah, Klaus
leave me my death reviews
Look at all that your selfishness has wrought. — Amara, Tatia, Katerina, Elena. For queenregnant
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Elena G., Katherine, Tatia P. - Complete
in winter i'll hold you in a cold place reviews
It would feel a little dishonest to keep himself from pushing Caroline's hair back from where her neck meets her shoulder, especially when he so badly wants to. — There's the girl in the photos and then there's her, there's Caroline. [Steroline, Caroline and a mind-wiped Stefan] FOR HANNAH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Caroline F., Stefan S.] Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Room On Fire reviews
"All creatures should be romantics, what a tragedy it is that no one cares for such things anymore." — AU. Socialite, Catherine the Great's St. Petersburg, a married woman and the beginnings of an illustrious affair. UPDATED!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Thursday night's alright for fighting reviews
Chapter 3: Necrophilia-tempting sex charms, Golden Vaginas, drunk bitches, Hocruxes, John Cusack, Biceps, shade-throwing, and how no one is allowed to go to the bathroom, ever. ESPECIALLY if their name is Shane. "You are a HERO'S CHILD" [Recaps of Vampire Diaries episodes, as never seen before]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012
miss my baby, miss my fun, i fought the law reviews
"Can he please not be the one guy who isn't in love with your sister?" — Klaus wants Caroline, why wouldn't he? She's perfect. Who wouldn't be in love with her? But this is Klaus and all his centuries of crazy, like hell Tyler's just going to roll over to let it happen. Featuring Jeremy, Hailey and all the crazies— "GOD, WOULD YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO GET FRESH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?"
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2013
your future's unclear and I don't have time to love you reviews
"You've made a liar of me." — Rebekah, Stefan, then, now and Chicago.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Stefan S., Rebekah - Complete
a grave word so the dead may listen, lie still and unawake reviews
"He's gone," He whispers, "I made him go away." — a word given in good faith, blood laid to siege and a history embittered. Niklaus, Elijah, Rebekah, Kol, Henrik and Finn. An Originals piece. ONESHOT.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
let me lay waste to thee reviews
"They're not enough for either of us."— Men shift into wolves with the turn of the moon, and Peter Hale comes to her in phases of smoke and ash and earth soaked in blood.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Peter H., Lydia M. - Complete
for here live none but the sly reviews
"I imagine you think yourself quite the clever one." — The woods aren't safe to dream about anymore.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
all the birds, the trees, the falling snow reviews
He sees the way Klaus's eyes fall on the hair curled at the nape of her neck, because Stefan's been watching it too. — Stefan, Caroline, and how she can't give him up.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Stefan S., Caroline F. - Complete
this is the story of the man who never won reviews
He'll take what he can get. — Damon, playing the bad guy, and loving your brother's girl.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
love was for the faint hearted, the way we saw it reviews
And if there's anyone out there badder than her own brother, it's Stefan. — It took her too long to realize it, but even after all of it he's still the war Rebekah is always going to loose.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Stefan S., Rebekah - Complete
like oranges reviews
"You're alchemy. Alexandria, you only make me seem so." — And he is trapped within the fingers of a child, held up against his brow and kissing him. Roy, Alexandria. THE FALL.
Fall, 2006 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
Thirteen Teethmarks reviews
"And I will be," he promises. "I'll always be." — Katherine would rather have been devoured by lions, drowned by leviathans than to once more catch his eye in the flow of a crowded room. FOR HANNAH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Elijah, Katherine - Complete
Boomerang reviews
"We aren't exactly the most charitable of folk, are we?" — Stefan, Rebekah and the promise that there's a fight to be had. A heist to be undertaken, a war of spoils and thieving, of wrestling in the mud, barebacked, clawing, burning, naked.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Stefan S., Rebekah - Complete
Sledgehammer Cinderella and the Saint Who Wasn't reviews
"Someone's knocked the stars out of your eyes, Quinn." — Jesse St. James has nothing that she needs, this ice queen with flowers in her hair who manages to be the perfect rendition of a cliché yet the ultimate destroyer of one.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Jesse sJ., Quinn F.
what became of the likely lads reviews
"Ugh, why don't you just ask her to marry you already?" — The bar master kicks them out, because strangely enough, throttling each other is no longer behavior to be tolerated in polite company.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
Golden as a Caesar, wilder than a scoundrel reviews
Her locks tumble free of the jewelled pin as it snaps like glass in his hands. — Caroline, a dance, and the devil.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Savage in My Bed reviews
"No one would hurt you again, or I'd kill them." — At night he comes for Sansa, furious and unrestrained. Like she is his beginning and his end.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
No Homo reviews
"...He kind of dresses like a lesbian." — In which Hayasaka is an adorkable chauvinist, and Mafuyu really doesn't mind him if he mentions that Natsuo is prettier than her.
Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Hayasaka, Mafuyu - Complete
Come to me with ghosts in your eyes reviews
Sansa lays a hand on his wrist, Jon feels the chill all through. — Post series.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Jon S., Sansa S.
Skeleton Tree reviews
He was still her monster. — Yuuki tries to coexist, Zero tries to tolerate, but neither can forget.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
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