if it takes shit to make bliss, well i feel pretty blissfully (Modest Mouse)

i like songs about drifters, books about the same, they both seem to make feel a little less insane

nobody in their right mind is proud of their talents (Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird)

i never think that people die. they just go to department stores (Warhol)

i'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning

and i had the strange conviction that summer was starting over again (Fitzgerald)

the best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time (Spongebob)

burritos are like sleeping bags for ground beef (Headburg)

salt water heals all wounds (Dinesen)

there is nothing more provocative than minding your own business (Burroughs)

PM me if you want to chat, have any questions, request, etc.

Right now I'm trying to not be a sucky writer. I'm in college, studying animation, and all I really want to do is land a job where I can write cynical bullshit and get paid for it. If you haven't already guessed I'm white. Well, I look white.

Most stories on here are old, mostly (save Supernovas and Black Holes). It's on hold...not like anyone's waiting on it. Do plan on putting more up.

Profile image, "John Wilkes Boobs" (lol) courtesy of RoboChandler on DeviantArt.