Dzerzhina
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Joined 02-10-07, id: 1217716
Author has written 2 stories for StarCraft.

Zdrastvuitye! I am Dzerzhina, known on Wikipedia as Dzerzhinsky. I am a major fan of anything that has to do with a) Russia, b) the Cold War, c) StarCraft (Stukov is awesome!) d) Seto Kaiba of YuGiOh, e) Blender, and f) Adobe Photoshop. From this you can see my interests (and where my time is spent!).

If you want to know anything else, visit my homepage on Wikipedia. If what you want to know isn't on there, chances are I don't want you to know. I won't tell you how old I am/ where I live/etc., so don't ask.

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To Build a Nuke or Not to Build a Nuke by scifi lemon reviews
The way to a woman's heart is...through weapons of mass destruction? Why 12 year old McKay built an atomic bomb and a prequel that gives us a glimpse into the life of that annoying scientist we all love before he became a scientist.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,762 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by tectrices reviews
Oh no! Caught by a spiky haired psycho? Imprisoned in a playing card? Separated from your one true love? Here's the world renowned guide to staying on your feet when you've fallen in love. LOTRATA Sequel SetoAnzu CHAPTER TWENTYFIVE POSTED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,247 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Danger: Satedan at Play by BiteMeTechie reviews
Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
The Duh Factor by BiteMeTechie reviews
Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Life Swap by Isaya831 reviews
Kaiba and Joey never get along. That's as simple as up and down. So understandably, they have a tough time adjusting when they wake up one day to find that they've switched bodies! COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Shadow Magic in Hogwarts by MDQ reviews
completeThis is a parody of all YGOHP crossovers. Are you tired of the classical plot: the people from YGO go to Hogwarts and Voldemort is after them? Then read this!With a very unexpected ending...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Yami YĆ«gi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Astrophysicist For Rent by BiteMeTechie reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Someone to Care by Peggi J. Crawford reviews
Things hadn't been great for Seto in quite a long time but this was the first time anyone seemed to care, and finally, the most unexpected things begin to happen. She seemed to change the way everyone thought and now she's in their lives to stay.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - S. Kaiba
Infested Man by Starcraft.orgmember reviews
Read and Find out. The story of a hybrid's that break loose! Currently unfinished, so stuff will be sort of murky until I untwist the storyline.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007
How the Grinch Saved Christmas by TechnoScribe reviews
It's the Atlantis Expeditions first Christmas together, and Rodney sets out to prove that he's not the Grinch everyone assumes he is.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Lesson From SG1 Regarding Telemarketers by BookWorm37 reviews
BEYOND my normal boundary of funny! This goes straight into silly! Take the title for what it is that's what this story is about. And I'm sorry if you're a telemarketer andor take offense! Slight SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Star Craft Interviews by Hyper Guyver reviews
Follow along as I interview all of the starcraft members and characters. Zaas interview now up. Please R&R.
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 5/13/2002
The Times Between Darkness and Light by Clarity2199 reviews
Re-edited. PG rating for mild language and the general harsh reality of life in general. This story is my epiction of what happened to Kaiba between the time he got out of a coma to the time Pegasus started to take over. Please R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Mighty Wings by MadamHydra reviews
A different perspective on Seto Kaiba, as he learns to fly and how the development of the BEWD reflect the changes in his character.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2005 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Birthday from Hell by Clarity2199 reviews
Re-edited. It was Seto Kaiba's birthday, and his brother had plans to make this day the most memorable day of Seto's life, which may not be a good thing. PG rating only for mild language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
Moving Forward by MadamHydra reviews
After Gozaburo's death, Seto still has to deal with one more Kaiba before he can obtain his freedom and pursue his dreams.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2004
Diversionary Tactics by MadamHydra reviews
Seto Kaiba insists on continuing his duel with Gozaburo even when faced with the threat of an incoming missile. But is it mere arrogance and hatred that motivates him, or something far deeper?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/17/2004
In Living and Dying by Jargonelle reviews
One shot: The Priest Seto and Seto Kaiba. On lies, morals, murders and dress sense.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Set, S. Kaiba - Complete
Heart and Soul by MadamHydra reviews
When an enemy's treacherous scheme endangers Mokuba, can Yami and Yugi help Seto Kaiba to confront and accept the true nature of his soul and the Blue Eyes White Dragon?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
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Kurayami
Stukov and DuGalle have returned to Earth, and are making a return trip to the Koprulu sector. They run into a bit of trouble, though...
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Alexei S., Gerard D.
StarCraft: Drabbles
A collection of StarCraft drabbles.
StarCraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 325 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Alexei S.