Kattelena Riana
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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
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The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 2 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's holiday with the Muggles has been dreadful. He wants nothing more than to return to Hogwarts, but when he is rescued by a masked wizard in a black robe, it sets off a chain reaction of disasters. Things are no calmer at school as an ancient
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,730 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Redemption by Noc007 reviews
For not killing Dumbledore, Draco is given another mission. He is to kill Hermione Granger in the worst way possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's the Man by ForbiddenBeauty reviews
Draco wants Daphne who likes Blake who's really Hermione whose ex' is dating Pansy so she hates Daphne who's dating Draco to make Blake jealous who's really Hermione getting jealous cuz' she wants Draco who thinks she's a guy. - Trailer-info inside -
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,038 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Very Special Election by Alyssa-JK reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy postulent pour être Ministre de la Magie. Hermione veut changer les choses, Draco veut juste l'embeter. Il se fiche de la politique alors pourquoi se présente-t-il? Et pourquoi cela l'énerve-t-elle autant?TRAD NEW CHAP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Biscuits: A Love Story by Pinky Brown reviews
Winner of "Best Depiction of Ron" at the 2009-10 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal. The story of Ron and Hermione's complicated romance, with added biscuits. Not remotely fluffy despite the title, and rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,344 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,804 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fraternizing by stfurachel reviews
When Hermione enters her final year at Hogwarts she doesn't expect to grow any bonds of friendship, but when a new program is tested on the seventh years, just that occurs. She fraternizes... with the enemy. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,621 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6330 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt reviews
Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,104 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pricked by a Rose, Beauty also hurts A DrHr ff by Dobby's Love reviews
Draco is forced to go back to Hogwarts for his Seventh year. He still hates everyone who are not as perfect as him, yet something unexpected stirs up. hmm if you're looking for a kinda funny, fully in character dramatic dramione fanfic, this is it, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,237 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dragon Tamer by claidibabaa reviews
Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things Can Only Get Better by kytus reviews
NEW SUMMARY. Living with the enemy is one thing, but when your friends are trying to get you to sleep with them, that is out of the question. Post Hogwarts. DMHG and BZGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,917 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Risk Worth Taking by stalling-midnight reviews
Hermione Granger, the good girl. In her last year at Hogwarts, will she step outside the lines? Will she let enemies become friends and friends become more? Will she take the only risk worth taking? please READ & REVIEW !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,973 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7772 - Favs: 7,151 - Follows: 4,033 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What He Missed by Trinale Porsche reviews
A simple story stating what Draco Malfoy had missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Like Green by Trinale Porsche reviews
Draco Malfoy had always liked the color Green, and Hermione had always been bad on broomsticks. DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mirroring Heaven by Trinale Porsche reviews
Draco 'mirrored' his way to heaven! DO I need to say more? Read and Review! Sixth Year, DMXHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She Was Nervous by Trinale Porsche reviews
Hermione just so nervous on her wedding day. And Draco was watching her from afar, contemplating. Written in Draco's point of view. DMXHG Short drabble! Fluff goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Let's Get Busy by Trinale Porsche reviews
Everyone was just too busy. And Hermione wished she was too. Another short Dramione fluff drabble! Postwar fic.Seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Missing Underwear by Trinale Porsche reviews
Hermione Granger was one normal teenager who loved books, grades, and her underwears! What happens when she's all left alone in Grimmauld Place with 5 MALES? And what's worse is that her favorite underwear goes missing? Pre-Deathly Hallows. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Good Morning, Daughter by Trinale Porsche reviews
All Hermione Granger wanted was to be at Draco's side. To be owned by him, him alone. So she sets on a desperate time travel back to him. But something goes wrong. DMXHG Last Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She Didn't Know by Trinale Porsche reviews
They needed to do something that would surely change their lives. "Do we really need that?" "Yes Draco we do." "Fine. But I'm still calling you Mrs. Malfoy." DMXHG *6th Story AU*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Didn't Know by Trinale Porsche reviews
He didn't know she kissed him. He didn't know she smiled for him. He didn't know she made love to him. He didn't know she LOVED him. Why? Simple. She didn't know it wasn't him. DMXHG Postwar Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unrepairable by Trinale Porsche reviews
Draco had to leave his wife, Hermione, for the final war. But before he left, he had promised to come back, and he even gave her the pinky promise! He did come back, only to her though. DMXHG Postwar Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When He Came to Repent by Trinale Porsche reviews
Draco Malfoy has finally accepted that he was at fault. So he wished to repent, to be forgiven, by whom you ask? Hermione Granger of course!DMXHG Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness by Trinale Porsche reviews
They had different point of views about Happiness. His was the selfish type, while hers was the selfless. But they do have one thing in common, they can't live without each other. DMXHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mayhem at The Burrow by behardcore reviews
Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,524 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Animals by Voldie'sLittleGirl reviews
Summary/Title Change. Eight students. Eight animals. One goal. Can they save the wizarding world in time? DM/HG GW/BZ HP/PP RW/MB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Be a Doll by Sacagawea reviews
Something terrible happens to Draco and courtesy of the Head Code he is put under Hermione's care! Will they be triumphant? Will Hermione throw him off the North Tower? Read and Review. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,399 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Auctions And Dignity by lampfghgh reviews
When Dumbledore needs funds for the war an auction takes place in order to help. What are they auctioning? Why, dignity ofcourse! I suck at summary's read it and make up your own summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,973 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Share by mylifeismine reviews
For Casey and Derek, sharing the house was hard. Going to the same school was hard. Sharing the same bedroom? ...Is chaos. [Dasey]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
The Uneventful Story by Snowflake Imp reviews
It's an uneventful story where nothing happens. And when nothing happens, EVERYTHING happens. PostHogwarts. Not book compliant. Warning: Noncon, minor character deaths. Nominated for a Dangerous Liasions Award!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Malfoy Must Die by ckelliott reviews
Draco Malfoy is your average bad boy. He had it all, he was captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team, main member of the Silver Trio, had the looks of an Abercrombie & Fitch model, and a Greek God. And, he has three girlfriends, who want to get even. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Summer Heat by bakaheartsanime reviews
Derek, Casey, and their friends go on a summer vacation. While there, Derek and Casey start realizing things they never had before. Dasey. Please R&R!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Seven Minutes in heaven by Kyosbestbuddyever13 reviews
UPDATED!DMHG.some sexual humor. Hermione stretched her arms out while laying in bed and rolled over. She froze. For when she rolled over she was nose to nose with Draco Malfoy...naked
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love is Just a Game by ms.slytherinn reviews
A contest at Hogwarts draws partners Hermione and Draco together, to both of their dismay. As much as they battle with their hatred for eachother, different problems and events bring them closer, making them question their true feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,293 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Untouchable by Pyra250 reviews
It's the summer before their 7th year at Hogwarts and the trio are holed up in the Burrow with their old friends. But there's something in the air that wasn't there before love. FredHermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Draco's Doll by secretdiary reviews
PostHBP DM&HG MATURE. Find out what's become of Draco after failing to fulfill his task and how he ends up the captor of the girl he could never have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare, I Never! What else could be better? by Dracolurvsmione reviews
They are trapped in a room, with no teachers, add a little firewhiskey and some games and we've got ourselves a story! Humor, HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,827 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Say Goodnight and Go by Lemur76 reviews
Hermione and Draco end up at the same university together. He blackmails her into studying with him, to get the grades he needs to graduate. But, is that the only reason he wants to study with her? AU after HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,276 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Special by kytus reviews
DMHG. COMPLETE. A story about friendship, jealousy and looking at things a little more closely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,784 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Lessons by doodled.star reviews
Casey has never kissed a boy in her life, so when Sam leans in, she panics. Can a certain stepbrother teach her what she needs to know? Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not just any old bet by My Dusty reviews
When a group of 7th year Slytherins get together making bets, the possibilities are endless...rated M for future chapters...DMHG...Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Summer At Hogwarts by BlabbyGabby reviews
A group of eight students are stuck in a dorm for the summer holidays, courtesy of Dumbledore. Insanity ensues. Not HBP compatible. Takes place at the end of sixth year, summer before seventh. Rated M for language, most likely. R&R please & thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He's a tramp, if I ever saw one by MalfoyDebauchery reviews
Draco can't help his nature. He's been cheating and everyone knows. Including his girlfriend. A short little songfic. Please give it some love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Some stupid letter by TemporaryInsanity76 reviews
Casey and Derek get into anothr fight. Derek snaps and gives Casey a letter that could change the way she feels about him...im new at this so read and review...rating for language
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,576 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
A Malfoy Always Gets What He Wants by kytus reviews
Oneshot. After a stressful day, being chased around Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy goes after what he wants... Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Blue by degrassichick reviews
Derek and Casey place a bet on who can get fifteen dates the fastest. It was Derek's idea, afterall...so why is he hating every guy Casey goes on a date with? [Dasey!]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,111 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Time For a Change by LoriLynn1 reviews
Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson have a Potions mishap and end up switching bodies with one another. Because their Potion grade is at stake, they are forced to go along with these roles until the antidote is made. 6th year, multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,218 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How To Fall Head Over Heels by TheBucketWoman reviews
An accident during hockey practice changes everything. Complete and Total Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Time Changes Everything by soulmatesDC reviews
After graduating high school, Derek and Casey hear something unsettling. When they find themselves somewhere unexpected, will they be able to put their differences aside to get back home?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
The Confessional by Shakabuku reviews
Keep a special shelve in your heart for the accomplishments you're ashamed of and never visit the confessional ONE SHOT
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Changing the World, One Class at a Time by soulmatesDC reviews
Derek's giving a presentation to his 11th grade English class and hopes to open some of his classmates eyes along the way. Short oneshot. Dasey in the background.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
20 Questions by Ms. Jessie reviews
Oh, who would've thought twenty questions could be so important? Dasey! Oneshot!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Teens sure are weird by Kismet's Kiss reviews
Teens sure are weird, I said it once, and I'll say it again, Teens sure are weird...The Finale. [Dasey] implied Lizwin. R&R
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,950 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
It's Not Like That by choir-freak reviews
This story is on Hiatus while I edit some stuff and get out of this rut I call writer's block. Sorry for the inconvinience.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
An Observational Understanding by soulmatesDC reviews
George and Nora noticed some things going on, and in their opinion, happiness shouldn’t be taken away because people wouldn’t understand. Dasey of sorts
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Happiest Time of the Year by soulmatesDC reviews
With the holidays around the corner, Derek and Casey are coming home from college for the first time. They realize that their parents aren't supportive of their relationship and that home isn't always where the heart is. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
And then, well, they do IT by soulmatesDC reviews
Um . . .yeah. Parody of our favorite couple. THIS IS A PARODY PEOPLE, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS, LOOK IT UP!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Obituary by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
As long as we have each other, everything will be okay.' 'How do you know' 'Just believe me.' 'Do you believe yourself' The man paused. 'When I tell you I love you.' Romance with a terrible twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not so Righteous by soulmatesDC reviews
Sam just wants his best friend back. Dasey kind of. Short, oneshot, songfic. Check out Itwasonlyakiss profile on youtube for a video based off this fic . . .How to save Sam's life.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Valentine Goddesses by Redenzione reviews
Slytherins and Gryffindors share an auction to remember. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,486 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Innermost Feelings by soulmatesDC reviews
Derek and Casey have secret feelings that they thought only they knew. What happens when they realize everyone else knows their innermost feelings? And will they ever reveal their feelings to each other? . . . Eventual Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,212 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by MalfoyDebauchery reviews
Hermione and Draco celebrate Xmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ignorance Is Bliss by morning-flower reviews
Hermione finds Draco unconcious in her dormitory and is surprised, to say so in the least. Thing is, she doesn't know how he got there and, well, neither does he. HGDM humor! Chapter 22 up COMPLETE! I'm really sorry I took so long to finish! I love everyo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,607 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Helping Her by Camzella Granger-Malfoy reviews
[DMxHG]Draco Malfoy is always the center of attention, not the attention giver. When he and Ron Weasley accidentally turn Hermione into a fiveyearold, Draco will have to give all the attention he has to the small girl. [Chapter 22!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,036 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I'll Be Better When I'm Older by NaturalSAB reviews
Draco is transported to the future and receives the shock of his life. Could he really find everything he needs in Hermione? PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,362 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Avada by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot. Some things never die. Love is one of them. Warning: character suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Longer Helpless by DB2020 reviews
Hermione's life is turned upsidedown when her parents are lost and abilities revealed. The only person able to console her happens to be Malfoy. Why is the ferret on their side and able to get closer to her than all others? Will Harry & Ron accept this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,476 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Means War! by The Awesome One reviews
With the war over and without the adventures of the Golden Trio, Hogwarts has become incredibly boring. This leaves Hermione and Draco to make their own fun. Will childish pranks turn into something more? GREAT FOR A LAUGH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,611 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye Forever by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Don't read this story. Just don't. This was my very first pathetic attempt at angst. If you are looking at this, go read my other stories. They are a lot better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Least Likely Of Places by lavender baby reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Hermione has never been needed, Draco has never needed anyone. So when she takes a trip to find herself and stumbles across her old enemy-turned-good in need of help, will she realize that the key to herself is in him? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Halloween Madness Courtesy of Draco Malfoy by schye reviews
[Ch.8][HGDM]First it was two balls in one year, then Malfoy starts to act like Harry Potter is his best friend and he has always been in love with Hermione Granger, then he infiltrates Gryffindor Tower! What has the world gotten into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Kathryn Astuto reviews
Hermione wakes up in the Hospital Wing and thinks she's Kathryn Astuto. While they have similar thoughts of learning, their personalities are very different. Draco likes this Kathryn, but what happens when she turns back to Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Only One Who Could See Her reviews
No one can see or hear Hermione. She must get help from the only one who can see her, Draco Malfoy, or she will be stuck between the world of living and dead forever. Disclaimers:Plot Based on Just Like Heaven, I don't own Harry Potter, unfortunately.DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Motivation reviews
Harry can’t seem to find the motivation to pursue Voldemort after he’s lost so much. He wants to give up, but finally realizes he can’t and that he owes it to himself. Songfic to “Pictures He Drew” by Bowling For Soup. !Harry contemplates suicide!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete