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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, and Gone.

So fair warning, I used to write a lot of terrible fanfiction when I was a young, foolish teenager. Most of it is still posted here. Some of it's okay, some of it is actually painful, but most of it is crack.

I've got an ao3 account under SirElliot, and I run a fan fiction review blog on tumblr at sirelliot.tumblr.com (I will also use this for personal fan fiction updates as well.)

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Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,597 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/18/2016
Hauntingly by ObsidianPen reviews
Alive. Hidden. Concealed in the metaphorical closet, and the ominous, creaking footsteps outside belong to a monster... He's sniffing the air in anticipation. He's craving more than the scent. Intoxicated by his own bloodlust, and a fleeting moment of weakness is all he needs. "Harry Potter...I will have you..." HP/LV/TR. In the most unhealthy, twisted way. Sequel to 'Mine'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 451,353 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] Severus S. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 5,918 - Follows: 7,567 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 3/1 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood and Gold by ObsidianPen reviews
The true time-turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, like tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids... In which Hermione faces a rising Dark Lord in his prime. 1950 was never her intention.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,831 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 2/28 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort]
No Journey's End by laventadorn reviews
AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet desires to steer the course of the fight by her own hand. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/7/2016
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 263,680 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 8,000 - Follows: 9,501 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,163 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/26 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Remedial Potions by ObsidianPen reviews
...It was anything but. OoTP AU, Eventual HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/30 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,475 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 9,319 - Follows: 10,606 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10803 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,723 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 5,075 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 8,694 - Follows: 8,897 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
assumptions by lusterrdust reviews
"Betty's blue eyes move rapidly over his face, watching his lips spew words that shift the ground beneath her like a black hole. The surety he has in his assumptions make her furious, and she's suddenly glaring at him with pursed lips." [bughead]
Riverdale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/4 - [Betty C., Jughead J.] Archie A., Veronica L. - Complete
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement reviews
Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/13 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Warning Signs Read Desolation by minidraken reviews
Trying to protect the Philosopher's Stone, Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort, who uses Legilimency on him and learns that he is a Horcrux. After that, Harry is forced to learn how to survive the violent and surreal reality of Voldemort's everyday life, and try his best to make it back to Hogwarts in one piece. Simultaneously, a war looms on the horizon. Grey!Harry Sane!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,797 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Don't Be a Dobby Downer by Bendersalt reviews
What if in Book 2 Dobby worked smarter and not harder? Inspired by a reddit prompt. Many thanks to my beta ekb1circloud, who has also contributed a few passages of content as well, I believe that makes him a co-author. I read an entertaining guest review, that made me realize that I have to specify this is an AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
The Wonderful World of Fanfiction by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The Carnivorous Muffin speaks a lot in third person as she puts together a talk show, featuring interviews prompted by the reviewers, to the various characters she's written about on this website. There are also commercials, infomercials, trailers, and more. A tangent fic to everything ever. Or, more shortly, a question and answer fic for the characters. (Includes all fandoms)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,215 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC
The Devil's Covenant by wafagan reviews
After Voldemort's return, Harry finds an unlikely ally. The Child of Light made a deal with a demon. A snarky, sexually promiscuous, slightly insane, possibly incompetent demon. Rules are going to be broken (as well as the fourth wall, and probably some bones). Yep, the Wizarding World is screwed. Reviews are welcome! Chapter 1 rewritten 10/4/16. Part 2 coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On the Shores of Black Lake by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Luna Lovegood and Rabbit discuss the newest Albanian transfer student at Hogwarts, Ellie, and how sometimes Rabbit isn't as entirely indifferent as he portrays himself to be. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,537 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Arrested Revolution by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 254 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Delphi Riddle
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5278 - Favs: 10,383 - Follows: 11,028 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. [Currently Being Updated. Est Finish July 2017] *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 781,109 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 5,631 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
As good as Death by astala7 reviews
Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,409 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
De Profundis by zeegrindylows reviews
The war continues. Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione and Snape must escape and find their way back to Hogwarts. On the way, they encounter the last thing they ever expected. SSHG. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Haunted by Heeley reviews
Hermione shouldn't have looked in the mirror. It was a mistake that would follow her for the rest of her life. Hermione X Tom. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
The Mysterious Gobstones Club by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 5968 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Boning Rights by WhereOurVoicesSound reviews
There were many things Severus Snape was capable of. Dealing with Death Eaters, innumerable crucios, playing the role of a double spy, teaching the dimwits they called students, all of this he could do. Handling an all grown up Girl-Who-Lived who was very intent on getting into his pants was not one of them. (Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Severus S., Harry P.] Sirius B., Albus D.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 5,377 - Follows: 5,887 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 3,929 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord of Time by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
When Dumbledore places Harry with the Dursleys a mysterious man takes Harry away to train and learn how to with a well placed satsuma save the world from certain doom. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,024 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,578 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 4,686 - Follows: 5,957 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 251,186 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 6/15/2012
The Apprentice by zeropolis79 reviews
Following his skirmish with Voldemort over the Philosopher's Stone, Nicolas Flamel offers to take Harry on as his apprentice. Dumbledore/Snape/Dursley bashing, mild Ron/Hermione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,081 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Nicolas F., Perenelle F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 10,447 - Follows: 12,637 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,410 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Messing With Time by Nim-the-Lesser reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,258 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 4,417 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 318 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Music from a Farther Room by Threadbare Threnody reviews
Sequel to "Without Thorn the Rose". Fresh from his descent into the depths of Azkaban, Harry is plunged into a new world of intrigue at Hogwarts, where he contends with accusations of dark magic, vicious classmates, the brooding power hidden in the Forbidden Forest, and the mystery of his own identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
A Serpentine Path by AzarDarkstar reviews
In which the most cunning Slytherin isn't actually a Slytherin, and Harry Potter is far more than a normal schoolboy. The Dark Lord marked him as an equal for a reason. Third-year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Draco M.
Painted in the Worst Light by Jeshakeoma reviews
Severus survived Nagini's bite and is now on trial before the Wizengamot. Due to a weird loophole in the law books, he has the right to choose any Ministry employee to defend him, and he chooses Auror-trainee, Harry Potter. This SNARRY story is 90% canon compliant, except for the epilogue. If you loathe Severus Snape, don't bother reading this. You won't like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,149 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sin & Vice by mak5258 reviews
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,856 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 4,447 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Erised by erbkaiser reviews
AU, Harry is alone during his first Christmas at Hogwarts when he comes across the Mirror of Erised. / Dark Themes. / Written for the QLFC Round 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,321 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
A Change in Life by Whispers in the Dawn reviews
Minerva decided that enough was enough. If Harry Potter wasn't getting his letters, she'd grab someone who knew how to move in the Muggle world, visit Room 17, Railview Hotel, Cokeworth and give him the letter herself, no matter what Albus said about Hagrid doing it. Too bad she chose Quirrell, the ex Muggle Studies professor to accompany her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,224 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Minerva M., Regulus B.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
James and Lily were desperate, they called on something they shouldn't have. Now Darkness follows Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 270 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 4,668 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 8,139 - Follows: 10,388 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 6,697 - Follows: 6,041 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33343 - Favs: 20,859 - Follows: 16,429 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 8,049 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mimsy were the Borogoves by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily, after opening the wrong doors at the wrong time, tries to describe her experience in detention with professor Quirrell and comes short of the essence of things. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6041 - Favs: 8,115 - Follows: 7,628 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crush by DimeStreet reviews
Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,696 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
Breaking Plates by NeverQuitDreaming reviews
Sirius comes to the Kitchen with the purpose of distracting himself from something that is bothering him and for his favorite cheesecake, and finds instead Lily Evans surrounded by a mess of broken dishes and in the process of throwing eggs on the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pygmalion by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which Hermione Granger tries and fails to shape Eleanor Lily Potter into a normal human being in the course of one morning. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Pettigrew Incident by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which there is mystery, mayhem, maps and of course murder. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dust of Snow by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Wizard Lenin and Lily briefly address the future in which Wizard Lenin returns to the material plane leaving Lily behind. The future, it seems, is more uncertain than either of them expected. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 5,718 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3086 - Favs: 7,583 - Follows: 9,184 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Metes and Bounds by Jeshakeoma reviews
From the outside, it appeared that Harry Potter had a perfect life, but it was missing a vital piece: Severus Snape. All Harry knew was that Snape was living somewhere near a lighthouse, but was that enough of a clue to find him? Did Snape even want to be found? Sequel to Final Examination. HP/SS slash. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 488 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry, the House Elf by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
Harry has always thought that he was a normal boy. Then Hagrid came and told him that he was a wizard. But that can't be right, can it? When he learns about House Elves, though, Harry is sure that he has finally discovered what he really is. And surely working at Hogwarts will be nicer than staying with the Dursleys...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Illusions of Grandeur by Kanathia reviews
Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,309 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obeisance of Memory by rockpaperscissor reviews
AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,273 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Without Thorn the Rose by Threadbare Threnody reviews
A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,814 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Eye-Opening Revelations by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
After Harry runs away from the Dursleys and the blood wards have failed, Dumbledore has an idea. If it works, Harry will have protection from Voldemort even stronger than Blood Wards . Non-explicit HP/SSslash, mentions of forced marriage. Oneshot. Rated for language and mentions of sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 256 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 8,825 - Follows: 10,173 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Insatiable by Kitty Smith reviews
Voldemort muses on his struggles with Harry Potter. Fits with canon. Warning: Voldemort is ridiculous. No pairings or relationships, nemesis!LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Reflections by Cordelias-Soliloquy reviews
Tony Stark is used to uninvited guests-the reporters, the desperate fan, an enemy or two-but this is different, and he's not sure exactly what to do. Two years after their battle with the chitauri, Tony invites his fellow Avengers to a Stark Industries benefit at an art museum in celebration of their successful crime fighting, only to encounter an uninvited guest. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,131 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Defender of the Earth by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Before Rose was stuck in Pete's World, she caused something that shouldn't have happened, created for an instant something that shouldn't have existed. Bad Wolf. Now she's changing, because some acts demand payment in kind. And universes need Time Lords.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Rose T.
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Fanfic of Stereotypes by The Jolly Blue Pencil reviews
It's exactly what it sounds like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013
The Heir Of by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Harry Potter's luck has run out. When he meets Voldemort in a graveyard during the Triwizard Tournament, he dies. But his body does not stay dead – instead it is reanimated, taken over by the Horcrux no one knew was inside. Written for WorshipDarkLord 2013, a Voldemortcentric Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Phantasm by Laora reviews
Everyone has a breaking point. Sam finally reaches his.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Heart of Stone by KrossWinter reviews
Harry Potter died getting the Philosopher's Stone. Of course, only he and Death know that. Deals are struck, bargains made, and now the elixir of life running through his veins is all that keeps Harry in Death's good graces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
the-boy-who-wasn't-there by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter just wanted to be left alone. What happens when his magic grants him his wish and what happens when he arrives at Hogwarts. Covers primary school and his first Year at Hogwarts. Other years to follow sometime. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 197 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12087 - Favs: 10,565 - Follows: 6,818 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
We Would All Be Happier by The Divine Comedian reviews
Petunia has found the perfect not-weird marriage. And she does not want to raise the child she found on her doorstep. So Petunia, self-described anti-adventurer, takes little Harry on a long and bothersome drive in order to find Albus Dumbledore. But what good is a Volvo against the course of fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Petunia D., Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 5,080 - Follows: 6,318 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 1,217 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Spring Turnover by scumblackentropy reviews
"Oh, don't be such a killjoy. Come on, just tell me. If you could die in a way of your own choosing, how do you want to do it? I'd like to die by a lake. At sunrise. In the winter, I think. Yes, in the winter, with two feet of snow all around me, and my fading breath clouding the air."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 11,655 - Follows: 5,691 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Choices by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. In a war, there are always sides, and choices must be made. Some choices are easy. Others, not so much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Letter by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. The problems grow as Harry receives a letter. It's been eight years after all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
I'll Take You in Pieces: A (Morbid) Love Story by scumblackentropy reviews
You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 6,783 - Follows: 1,752 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
More Than Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Sequel to the oneshot Making Friends. Tony still has no idea what he's doing, and quite honestly, he's stopped trying to figure it out. Pairing is Tony/Loki, with appearances by the Avengers and Shield. Rating will go up
Thor - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,663 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Loki - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 289 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 5,902 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Losercest by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Conversing by DimeStreet reviews
When Tony is alone and losing chess to Jarvis, he is interrupted by a thoroughly unexpected guest. Pre-friendship Tony/Loki, and could be seen as pre-slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
From Loki, With Love by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Dean wakes up wearing a Captain America costume. If only this was the weirdest thing that had ever happened to him. Crackish fusion. One-shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Dean W., Loki - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
5 Time Hulk Smashed Puny God by madwriter223 reviews
1 Time He Finally Didn't -Kink Meme- Title says it all. Crack and Humor, cause Loki had to get creative. XD
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Ringshadow reviews
Thor just wants the weekend off, and passed Loki into Tony Stark's hands for babysitting, hoping Tony can get through to him. Loki quickly gets pulled into the mad current of Tony Stark's life, and finds out that this particular Avenger doesn't hate him. Far from it, really. Toki Tony/Loki and Peppertoki Pepper/Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,206 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Fame by Belle's Noir reviews
Just a few weeks after his name came out the Goblet, Harry's at his lowest when an impossible creature offers him a... direction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 249 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Tinkerbell - Complete
Shouldn't Have Said Anything by Belle's Noir reviews
Every child is told 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. No one realises how valuable this advice is until it's too late. An attempt at Ginny bashing. Little bit humorous but mostly just 'cause the girl annoyed me as well as the people who bash her without style. Let's see if I've got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Come Out On Top by ianna28 reviews
"There's no throne, there's no version of this where you come out on top." Tony could actually think of a few versions, but they didn't involve an invasion and some fighting. Why was he picturing that? Scene between Tony and Loki. What if Tony saw a little bit more in Loki's eyes than rage, and some smugness? Based on a One-Shot. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Darkness Before Dawn by Takada Saiko reviews
Pre-Thor, two-shot. Loki has always suffered from rather vivid nightmares, but when they start to come alive, Thor just may have to save his little brother from himself. Co-written with Gabrielle Day. R&R please!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Liar's Wand by Evilnor reviews
Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2012 - G. Ollivander, Loki - Complete
Loki's Pocket by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Remember how you take something then put it somewhere in your room or in your pocket for later, then you forget about it? Loki does that too. God Style. No one really minds or knows about it until he forgets he put an Agent of SHIELD in there. CRACK
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
from the heart in exile by rockpaperscissor reviews
Post-Avengers. Forgiveness isn't easily attained. Neither is redemption. Fortunately, Loki has little interest in either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unwilling Puppet by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Sif gave Loki a truth potion, because of reasons. Problem is, that was a truth potion made for Asgardians. It works completely different on Jotunns. And no one noticed a thing. WARNINGS for mind control.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sif, Loki - Complete
The Immortal Wives Club by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it started as a chat between two annoyed blondes, now once a month Lucy, Rose and Donna sit there complaining about their husbands. implied Master/Lucy, 10Rose and Jack/Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lucy S., Rose T. - Complete
The Perks of Being an Occasional Art Connoisseur by Hekateras reviews
The painting technique was quite remarkable, but the subject matter even more so - an angel half-kneeling in a dusty room, wings spread out. Crowley recognised him.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven year old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed. Warning: Mention of extreme child abuse and rape. Please don't read this fanfic if this will distress you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,791 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 5,797 - Follows: 5,025 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Enough by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
None of them even knew Loki had been missing from his imprisonment on Asgard when Thor shows up with a shell of a god in his arms. Clint finds himself almost unwillingly starting to feel sympathy for the god as he gets to know him and realizes maybe not everything was as it seems. -complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
The Dangers of Loneliness by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
Movieverse. Bruce dealing with feeling outcast on the team and noticing a foe more than he really should be. Loki/Bruce-ish.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Loki] - Complete
Crashing and Burning by ookami-san reviews
Tony wasn't sure how they'd gotten to this point, or how they'd started six months ago, but he knows he's about to bring it crashing down around him. Frostiron. Tony/Loki. Angst/Romance. One-shot. Rated M for suggestiveness.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 727 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 1,143 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Snakes by ProxyPromethea reviews
Prompt: "Avengers Assemble Because Loki's Meeting His Son's Girlfriend. . . Nessie the Loch Ness Monster" ; Crack fill. Only pairing is Nessie/Jörmungandr Loki's giant sea serpent son in Norse mythology
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Do I Make You Proud? by WanderingChild96 reviews
Inspired by a post on Tumblr, asking what Loki would see in the Mirror of Erised. Let the fluff begin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki - Complete
Defying His Doom by Marnie reviews
It seems unlikely that any outside force will ever work to redeem Loki, whether because he's incorrigable or they're just not prepared to try. This leaves Loki in the familiar position of having to do it all by himself. Final sex scene added by Abandon-Morality under the title 'Marnie.' See my favourites to read that :
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Loki - Complete
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
Dames & Broads, Witches & Wizards by Tangerine-Alert reviews
An office on the cusp of Knockturn, a private detective and a case of magical contract and murderous tournaments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Shattered Prophecy by Project Dark Overlord reviews
A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Compromised by Nightsmoke reviews
All in all, pretending to pay penance was not going well. This was so much worse than the tree. Character study, post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
I heard you killed your only friend last year by Min Daae reviews
It's not exactly how Steve was planning to spend his time.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Keep To The Left by NeverMineToHold reviews
There is the right path to follow but Clint chose to turn left...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Everyone loves Cookies, right? by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Post-Avengers. Odin has given Loki a new task. He must do something nice for the Avengers. He decides to bake cookies. Innocent enough, right?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hulk Hugs by PurpleMoon3 reviews
While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 6,964 - Follows: 4,478 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday in the Park with Loki by chatnoir1 reviews
Steve Rogers runs into Loki in Central Park and learns a few things. Ignorance really is bliss.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
a place to rest my head by MuslimBarbie reviews
He's this strange man on the other side of the room. And she doesn't mean bad strange. There's just something else about him that sticks out. He's different, ya know? - a collection of Sherlock/Amy ficlets.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H.
Used tissues and bad soup by Tozz reviews
The red blotches stark against pale, sweating skin. Hair that needed washing. Red-rimmed eyes. A bit of mucus dripping from his right nasal cavity. He'd deduced it even before John croaked, "Sherlock. I'm sick." Fill for the kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 5,428 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Here on Gilligan's Isle by VergofTowels reviews
Loki and Tony Stark are stranded on a deserted island. Hint of Tony/Loki, but mainly silliness.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Schooled: Duelled by WyrdSmith reviews
This is being left up for the time being, but it and all sequels are now posted as a multi-chapter fic in "Schooled." please post new reviews there. Thanks a ton!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Independence Day by 123claire123 reviews
Severus Snape was not happy man; he had literally pulled the short straw. He had been sent to inform Harry Potter about the Wizarding world. What he finds is not what is expected. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All That Ends Well by Belcris reviews
Harry has a rather bad day at work that leads to something so much worse. Still, fate has a way or rewarding us sometimes, and this is Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Something More Original by Soxman reviews
Another simple change to the world of Harry Potter, and once again, it's universe spins off its axis. Armed with Voldemort's memories, Harry's destiny has suddenly become much more complicated. This fanfic is being revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,704 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not! by expiry 4.23 reviews
John's phone is possessed; Sherlock is unsympathetic. But John ruthlessly puts Sherlock in his place when the tables turn. All's fair in love and texting, after all. Mostly crack!fic, with some tender moments. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chance Encounter by Quinnzical reviews
John's timeline intersected with Sherlock's many years before that fateful day at Barts. Of course neither remembered it, but Mycroft did because Mycroft remembers -everything-. One Shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Protection by LulaMadison reviews
Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Avengers H/C fic. Written for this prompt: "Loki is badly injured maybe saving Tony? and he & Tony are trapped together. Would prefer if Loki was on a temporary truce with the Avengers against whatever they're fighting."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 203 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Manipulation by sixbynine reviews
John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Work On Your Balance by speculate reviews
In which John is actually pretty good at ice skating, Sherlock's not and insists it's all for a case , and Lestrade is pretty amused by it all. Johnlock, if you look for it, but could also be read as friends. Fluffy, wintery oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Texture of His Skin by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Steve knows what it means to be an abomination. Slash. Loki/Steve Rogers aka, Captain America .
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
Coping by Fallende reviews
Seeing him again had been the first - and last - time John Watson had ever fainted.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Pussy of Penzance by Melaszka reviews
A very immature parody of The Hounds of Baskerville WITH SPOILERS . No disrespect intended to any of the Sherlock team - I love this programme to the point of insanity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Road Hazards by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Poison by ViennaSunset reviews
No longer a oneshot. John has to suck poison out of Sherlock's neck after he gets in the way of a poison dart. Although that bruise is going to be very awkward to explain...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 381 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 10,828 - Follows: 2,591 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Game You Can Name by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers are called to repel a Jotun invasion. At the Bell Centre in Montreal. What could they be doing there, and is Loki involved? Hint: of course he is!
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Suspenders by LenkaJeneva reviews
Oneshot. Suspenders Hold Up Pants and Conversations. Simple as that. It's first year and Harry is about to catch the Hogwarts Express... of course... he manages to run into Nymphadora Tonks instead of the Weasleys this time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the JKR: Just Kidding Really by madsloth reviews
Post DH… or is it, Harry wakes up from a very bad dream he had after being knocked out during a vigorous training session. :Think of Dorothy in Wizard of Oz: Harry/Susan/Hanna Implied but no pairing. Pre-Hogwarts Harry is around 8 or 9 years old One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 588 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Sarcasm is one more service we offer by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by ConeycatJr reviews
From a norsekink prompt: When Loki shows up at the Avengers Mansion with a puppy for his brother, Tony wonders what he's really up to.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
It's Too Late by Romantic Silence reviews
However, instead of being met with a boyish grin that told him everything was going to be alright, Harry shook his head solemnly and said, "I'm sorry Ron, but it's too late."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Professor's Discretion by Twelve Years in Azkaban reviews
The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,741 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 732 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Want to know how I got this scar? by Viscount Anarchy reviews
Thank God You're Here: DLP Challenge. One-shot. Challenge was to write a 1000 word story in 1 hour incorporating the line "Want to know how I got this scar?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Stockholm by Rurouni Star reviews
-HG/BZ- No one can really force you to do anything. But they can make you want to do it yourself, if they're good enough. Blaise Zabini is awfully good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2011 - [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Making Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Loki - Complete
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Locus by Shivani reviews
A center or source, as of activities or power. Tom is Harry's locus, time and time again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,128 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Ten Days by Ealcynn reviews
After that night at the pool, something changes. It takes Sherlock ten days to deduce what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apocalypse Again by BC reviews
The Doctor faces another End of the World, this time with two almost competent companions – an angel and a demon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, A. Crowley - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Break The Lock If It Don't Fit by a daughter called random reviews
Because the best way to get back at Hermione Granger for punching you in the face is to steal her school trunk on the last day of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolute by 666Cliche reviews
Power corrupts. Absolutely. Harry Potter finds the Death Note and resolves to use it to save the world. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
James Potter is Thick by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Sirius and Remus think James needs some stronger glasses if he really doesn't realise what's going on... RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Ravages of Eternity by sariane reviews
The Master reluctantly agrees to help the Doctor on a desperate quest to stop the End of Time. Together, they travel across the stars one final time in a twisted truce that strains them both and crosses old boundaries. Slash. Doctor/Master. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,754 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Insanity by feelsthemagic reviews
Spoilers for Last of the Time Lords and The End of Time. The Master travels through time, space, and nothingness before the Doctor can find a way to bring him back.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Act of Simple Devotion by Blame Brampton reviews
It's a age-old story. You fancy a boy and you think he fancies you. Sure there are problems – attacks on former Death Eaters, crazed tabloid journalists, evangelical references, and your girlfriend – but you have a cunning plan … HD/DM, 8th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fickle Hand of Fate by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter died in 1981, but in 1993 Harry finally arrives at Hogwarts. No one seems to know he should be dead, except Dumbledore, who stole someone else's son to replace the Boy-Who-Didn't-Live. AU SiriusBarty. LVHP preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
the hard truth by MuslimBarbie reviews
He slams her against the stoned wall and a sharp pain shoots through her back. "Amy, Amy, Amy. Young, impossible Amy, you don't know anything. Then again, it's easier that way. Knowing things is hard, isn't it?" -based on The Almost People trailer-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - 11th Doctor Ganger, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
One Saved Message by Mousme reviews
Dean decides to surprise his brother with a new phone. Even better is when he finds that he's been able to save all of Sam's old information and restore it to his cell. That's when he discovers an old voicemail that Sam has kept saved...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Idris by a daughter called random reviews
Because when you're in love with someone, waiting seven hundred years to meet them is nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deal With The Devil by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Courting of Draco Malfoy by ricetard reviews
In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 205 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Badass by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"You know, I'm pretty certain that I asked for a bad-arse guardian angel." Or, Harry learns that you can't always judge a book by its cover. Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reconciliation by zeegrindylows reviews
The war has been over for a decade and a half. After seven years away from England, Hermione returns and bumps into the last person she wanted to see. A gift for Camillo1978 in the 2008 Winter SSHG Exchange. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Sherlock Got His Coat Back by whowhatnow reviews
There are many strange things about Sherlock Holmes. John is beginning to find out that his coat is the least of them. ‹sherlockjohn, the marquis de carabas, irene adler›
Crossover - Neverwhere & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - John W. - Complete
When You're a God by Kutasan reviews
The battle in the graveyard had unexpected consequences. When you're a God, paradoxes don't matter. Discontinued due to a lack of inspiration, open for anyone to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P.
The Great Body Switching Incident of '76 by Froody reviews
The Marauders somehow swap bodies during the night. James is squashy, Sirius is an angel, Peter is a lady-killer, and Remus is scared for his life. Mayhem and mischief abound! -Hints at R/S and L/J-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
There Is Something Going On by AliceAtHeart reviews
Sheldon and Penny have something going on… See how the others find out, and how they both feel. Fluff and Humor. Oneshot R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Mornings by ImpishTubist reviews
Killer Christmas trees. Possessed mannequins. Spaceships falling from the sky. Over the course of three mornings in 2007, John Watson begins to suspect that perhaps spending Christmas in London isn't the best of ideas.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Disc Raised by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Secrets by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Fifty secrets Remus and Sirius know about each other. References to sex and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Fruitful by MuslimBarbie reviews
He hates fruit. More than hates it, really; loathes it, absolutely despises it. He can't imagine why anyone would like it. So, of course, Amy loves fruit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Ascension of the Archmage by Earl Lonsdale reviews
COMPLETE. Oneshot. "No," he said in a cold voice that chilled their very blood. "Harry Potter died that night... I am the Emerald Prince, and soon you will witness the ascension of my lord."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Run and Hide by MuslimBarbie reviews
Amy Pond – mad, beautiful, impossible Amy – will definitely be the end of him. He just knows it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Sticks and stones and feet belonging to arseholes may break my bones, but - bloody hell, Malfoy! Be careful where you shove that thing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Familial Cliches by Sonic Serendipity reviews
Or, four times Nate unconsciously spoke out of the Dad Handbook and one time that turnabout was fair play.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Nathan F. - Complete
On Sport by TheShoelessOne reviews
Extortion, illegal fight clubs, and murder in Nantes. This is Sherlock's idea of a holiday. Pre-slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Celebration by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. "It's very nice. But it's not what I wanted."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Marriage by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. John had met a really nice girl named Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Religion by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. He'd rather be anywhere else, anywhere but a church.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5172 - Favs: 12,254 - Follows: 13,746 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
It's the Hair by tli reviews
Harry and Luna ask the Room of Requirement to show them something interesting. Contains a pairing that I like - HarryLuna, a pairing that makes no sense, and a very silly incantation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Meant to Say by Kirinin reviews
It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,438 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Summer at Snapes by RingosGarden reviews
Installment number three in the Taylor Black Saga. Taylor spends the summer with Snape after Remus decides he can no longer care for her in fear of hurting her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness And Snogging by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry thinks Malfoy is acting weirdly, Draco thinks it's all Harry's fault, Hermione thinks they're both idiots, and Ron thinks that unless Malfoy stops making him late for breakfast, there's going to be trouble. Harry/Draco pointlessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rise by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most things didn't truly bother Crowley. Demons trying to dismember his angel wasn't one of those things. Complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 164 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 8,315 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Fractured by Tucagwathiel reviews
Because, in the end, all he really could have done was smile and pretend like everything was okay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4806 - Favs: 7,227 - Follows: 7,252 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Could Have Beans by T-R-Us reviews
AU-ish. Oneshot. "Could-Have Beans," George stated as his twin tipped the beans into Harry's hand. "One mouthful and they'll let you live a life that could have been. But only temporarily, of course."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 6,670 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 228 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 623 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Point by Kendra James reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and takes the ultimate escape. Severus Snape discovers that it can take a revisit with the past to see it clearly . Oneshot; mention of rape, self halm and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,373 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7242 - Favs: 8,461 - Follows: 4,716 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair is Fowl, and Fowl is Fair by salty-sarah reviews
AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,553 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Riddle's Legacy by GenvieveWoolf reviews
Miraculously, the boy hesitated. Realizing what was at stake, Tom dropped the wand and fell to his knees. "Don't do it!" The next words came very hard. "Please, don't kill me." What might have happened if Harry had not stabbed Riddle's diary?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,273 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Jealousy by ariex04 reviews
Lily Evans likes James Potter, but he has a girlfriend. Sirius Black has a similar problem. The solution? Date each other to make them jealous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
A packet of crisps and a Retcon pill by Jinxed-Wood reviews
"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gwen C., Sherlock H. - Complete
Prodigium by Shivani reviews
Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tenant by Emily Waters reviews
A necromance by Svengaly. Translation. "All people are equal in the presence of death... but some are more equal than others ; "
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
This is Your Reward by dunuelos reviews
Follow up to my one-shot The Boy Who Died Alone, the ultimate "rewards" are handed out as each person passes away. This will include at least the trio, Dumbledore, Fudge, Luna, Sirius and Remus. What will each receive? CharDeath
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
The Beginning, if There is One by The Wigmonsters reviews
Year one, AU. Things didn't go quite as planned the first time around, so a higher power stepped in and changed things around. How will Harry turn out now, if he learns not to take everything at face value? He begins his first year... in Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P.
What I Like About You by Phips and Filly reviews
Just a small little detour and Lily Evans would be right back on schedule. Well, she would have been if not for a certain insufferable Marauder by the name of Sirius Black. But maybe not everything's as bad as it seems. Maybe. But it probably is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not The Reunion I Was Hoping For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Doctor wasn't expecting a blonde woman in a suit to burst into the TARDIS and tell him he was real. Reunion fic. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's January #1 and February #2 2009 challenges. 1st in the Reunion 'verse. Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Tell Me You're Lying, Then Maybe I Can Listen by seren-mercury reviews
The mother once warned, "My child the worst of monsters come out in the light." And the mother was never wrong. Shawn is missing in action when a serial killer hits Santa Barbara. And worse the killer is calling for their psychic by name.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,772 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Shawn S.
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 441 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Harry Potter by Secca Irises reviews
Most children were terrified when they finally learned that one day, they too would die. Harry had always lived with the horrible knowledge that he wouldn't.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Damsel by Smidy reviews
Once upon a time, Amelia Pond decided that fairy tales could just sod off. Truly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks by prone2dementia reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So,This is Recovery? Seriously,Bring the Pineapple by Kansas42 reviews
Getting shot isn't as fun as you might expect. Surviving is a super bonus, but that whole recovery thing? Not so awesome. Sequel/Complimentary Fic for So, This is Dying? I'd Rather Be Eating Pineapple.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Doctor's List Of Capital Things by Smidy reviews
Post Flesh and Stone In which the Doctor arrives at the realization that this particular regeneration was rather fond of capitalization. Take, for instance, his current predicament - it was Extremely Very Not Good.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Published: 7/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Barking Mad by Simply Mim reviews
Sirius Black was very upset and fully intended on giving Lily Evans a piece of his mind! One-shot! R&R L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 9,188 - Follows: 8,647 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Astrid's Love Issues by Spiffswishy reviews
Astrid gets hit by Caine alittle to hard and when she comes back to consciensness she's in love with.......Drake?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008
How Draco Malfoy Learnt to Live as Charmed a Life by khasael reviews
Draco would swear he's the world's unluckiest person. Maybe the answer to his problem lies in Harry Potter, whose life is seemingly charmed. He resolves to stick as close to Potter as possible, in the hopes that maybe some of that luck will rub off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 557 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Quiz by bluebell-uk reviews
Fed up with fan-girls after him Harry submits a Quiz to Witch Weekly. What will the results be? One Shot, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 197 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by Batsutousai reviews
Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other. -Slash, anti!Ginny, but canon-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 189 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 418 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 355 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Getting To The Bottom Of Things by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry, Logic, and ADHD by Mihra-Attar reviews
The Dursleys aren't horrible. Harry possessed Logic...ADHD...and an apprenticeship with Fred and George...sort of. Rated K for now M for later. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The One Ring Misconstruction by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Language of Serpents by Dolosus Vipereus reviews
He speaks in hisses and writes in squiggles without a second thought, English unnatural coming from his quill or mouth. Snakes are his brethren and the Dark his lusting pursuit. When he enters the wizarding world, he is far from what they expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,642 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P.
King of the Nile by Trigz reviews
Harry Potter has always been a wizard who managed what was previously considered impossible. As this statement proves true once again, he asks for the help of his allies, the goblins. And goblins always strive for potential profit. AU, HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 173 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 473 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 203 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 739 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Whoever said math teachers aren't torturous lied! by Jaivaramongolid reviews
Shawn is kidnapped by a math teacher suspected of torture and murder. Will the others find him before he is killed?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Family Jewels by sg2009 reviews
Bobby's not sure what to do with the cursed idjits. Spoilers possible through season 5. There's some crack and then a little plot and then some schmoop. And the overuse of the phrase idjits.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 4,756 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Mind Games? by Green Flames reviews
NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 750 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
A Matter Of Hope by rockpaperscissor reviews
Post-5.14. “Maybe I’m just not deprived,” he offers, heart sinking because he remembers, Castiel didn’t buy this either. "Maybe I just ate enough Twinkies.".
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Love Story, Sort Of by MuslimBarbie reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 12,883 - Follows: 5,395 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Magically Clichéd by Sharpsword reviews
Sirius Black's First Kiss
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught by LiveinLivingColor reviews
All Carlton Lassiter wants is to get rid of Shawn Spencer. When the opportunity arises, he finds himself reconsidering. Shules, through Lassiter's eye.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Some Lose Their Way by eternitywaits1 reviews
Ten/Donna. Donna lets the nightmares back in.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11477 - Favs: 16,081 - Follows: 6,434 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Happier Halloween by Marlicat reviews
One fateful Halloween night, James reminds the world that he IS a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Cleverest Demon by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Voldemort sought a demonic helper. He got the "demon" part all right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Voldemort, A. Crowley - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
11 Diary by meikouhaikitsune reviews
We only know what we hear, and sometimes what we don't hear is the most important thing we could know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Slytherinesque Revenge by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is forced to Marry Ginny... but will it be happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Self Destruct by TashaVal reviews
Why is it that people don’t start to care until it’s too late? Only when you hit rock bottom do they see all the signs and clues you’ve been stringing along for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Ten things about the Marauders by donquichotte reviews
Thought I'd try some of these. Mentions of slash and some foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Patented Daydream Charm by Euphoria123 reviews
Someone unexpected shows up in Hermione's daydream
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 5,939 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The BoyWhoLived: to be a Vengeance Demon? by Mistress Ashley reviews
A certain amulet turns up in the HP-verse. Can you guess who finds it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Lost & Found by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Realms of the Gods, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Divine Intervention. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,462 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Camillo reviews
A Severus/Luna story. Is Severus losing his memory, or are there other forces at work? Luna probably knows, but she tends to talk more when she’s had some lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Hidden Slip of Paper by White As Snow reviews
Someone left Harry instructions on how to defeat Voldemort. Too bad he didn't find them until five months after the war, when the trio are cleaning out Dumbledore's study. Crack!Fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Peeves
Meaning It by Itzika reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 1,481 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Six Months In Ten Seconds Ultimate Edition by Jed Rhodes reviews
One Shot; Hermione Granger, the Master, the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 4,772 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Best Little Whore House in Hogsmeade by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Luna L., Percy W. - Complete
The Easy Way by kb0 reviews
After 5th year, the “talk” with Vernon at the train station is counter-productive and Dumbledore learns how big a mistake he made by continually sending Harry back to the Dursleys. A one-shot, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Never Entirely Free by kilara25 reviews
Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Secret Engagement by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU after Jack left, Gwen and Ianto took comfort in one another. it eventually grew into love and Ianto proposed. however Jack is back and unable to tell him the team is keeping everything a secret, how long will it last?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,586 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Gwen C., Ianto J.] - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Because You Are So Dear by Wilting Rose 08 reviews
Not so one-shot anymore, kind of surprise ending. Harry's phone goes off in the middle of an Order meeting. Who is it, and who would inspire a love song as their ring tone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Nemesis by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P.
Dear Diary by Naja-FF reviews
After defeating Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry claims the diary as his own. He hopes to learn the secrets of the darkest wizard of the age. The diary, however, has other plans. (Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Diary of a Songbird by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret and Draco Malfoy is curious. Why is she so dependent on her diary, and what happened to make her that way? Can Hermione trust herself with a person like Malfoy, or will he only make things worse? Compliant up to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the DASBA by schweigende reviews
Takes place summer before Harry’s third year, when Harry is staying at the Leaky Cauldron. The Diagon Alley Small Business Association is eagerly looking forward to some quality Potter-watching, but they aren't too impressed with what they see....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Sirius Black, Just A Lock! by xNightcatx reviews
ONESHOT. Sirius has an admirer at Hogwarts. Her love for him grows and grows until she faces the fact that he will graduate before she can tell him her true feelings. How does he react? R&R. No pairings, all good fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Four Gwackto Reunions by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
spoilers for Children of Earth. four alternative ways for Gwen, Jack and Ianto to be reunited
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 8,491 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus by Secret Weapon reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Insanity by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Amnesia. the Master has kidnapped Donna and made her his wife, the Doctor and Jack are trapped on the Valiant while Rose is walking the Earth. meanwhile Donna is trapped in some sort of mental dream. warning implied rape and some violence
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,779 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Donna N., Rose T. - Complete
Death of a Riddle by 8thweasleykid reviews
Hermione goes back in time with the sole purpose of killing Tom Riddle. The problem: She falls in love. Will she be able to fufill her calling and if so will there be consequences. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Talking Like Reasonable People by darkpanda of angels reviews
A story in which Harry screws destiny and moves to Trinidad. 1st in my Trinidad Trilogy series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Seven Signs of Insanity by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to the '7 Things' oneshots. Wilf is punching the Doctor, Jack is being chased by nurses, Mickey is being the smart one, Donna and Human are having personality transplants and the Doctor wonders if he's better of alone. happy b-day Josie
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Power by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Wolf-Speaker, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Teacher. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,319 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Marriage Counselling For the Team by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Soapy's Challenge. there's been some murders during a group marriage counselling and the team go undercover to investigate. Owen is trapped in a gay marriage with Jack. Gwen's furious with Rhys and Tosh is trying to kill Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Jack H., Owen H. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I will NOT marry a Weasley by broomstick flyer reviews
A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Better Person by Angst Splatter reviews
Dudley didn't always get what he wanted. A look at five things Dudley didn't get, and how it affected him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Dudley D. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,456 - Follows: 1,057 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4534 - Favs: 10,201 - Follows: 4,648 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Adventures of Trolley lady by Dr. Sheep reviews
A comedy one-shot, we follow the hilarious misadventures of everyone's favourite old lady as she makes her bi-annual trip to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
The Boogeyman by EBWelsh reviews
A seven year old Harry suprises an extremley vexed Potions Master. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Teacher by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Wild Magic, written from Numair's perspective. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Fates Mistake by broomstick flyer reviews
It was just a tiny insignificant thing, one tiny change to the life the fates had planned for Harry Potter. It was a change that would change his life from the day after his name came out of the tri wizard cup. H/Hr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death of the Discworld by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Mr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P.
Two Timelines by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Something's gone badly wrong with history. The Doctor, along with Rose, investigates to find an airship called the Valiant, an old enemy, an enormous paradox and ....himself? Ninth and Tenth Doctors. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's Aug Challenge. Chapter 3 up.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008
Reinette Gets to the Stars by MyMidnight reviews
Reinette doesn't die! She's makes it to the TARDIS & goes to the stars! Awww! But be forewarned, this isn't your typical Timelord meets French Aristocrat and they live happily ever after love story. Nope this is smutty, lezzie crack!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Rose T. - Complete
Five Times 10's Companions met 9 by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
includes Astrid, River Song, Martha, Jenny, Donna, Jack and Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,583 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
7 Things the Human Doctor Inherited from Donna by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
companion to 7 Things Donna Noble Inherited from the Doctor. Rose discovers there might be a bit too much of Donna in the Human Doctor than they orginally thought
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Identity by Brackets reviews
A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
More Than Equal by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
One should always be careful when dealing with prophecy.... None could guess the consequences of premature action and needless haste in dealing with the prophecy. Dark!Powerful!Self-serving!Cruel Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,373 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P.
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 7,918 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Shedding Light Upon Truth by Twin Kats reviews
//This is an old AU one-shot I wrote years ago. Thought I'd re-upload it//The Final Battle has arrived, fought, and finished, but is the victor truly victorious?//WARNING: Character Death//A bit of a psychological read//
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Understand by Krahae reviews
Drabble, one shot. Magic made Harry what everyone expected him to be. Be careful what you wish for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Diary Of Mrs Harry James Potter by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Leave The Horcrux by broomstick flyer reviews
What I think should have happened when Ron left and then came back to the tent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 226 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 8,972 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Epilogue? What? by Harry's My Boy reviews
What if the final battle went differently? Not drastically, but differently. What would change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Was All For My Family by Gleam reviews
Vernon Dursley is a good man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five Times the Doctor Thought of Rose by pacejunkie reviews
Takes place between the events of Doomsday and the goodbye on Bad Wolf Bay. As the Doctor searches for a pinhole in time through which to contact Rose, memories of her lay scattered throughout the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 157 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Maybe Someday by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
After winter holidays their fifth year, Sirius discovers Hermione's diary left behind. He learns that she understood him, more than he ever knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The AU Attack by The Tin Dogs Bollocks reviews
Apparently someone is not quite happy with the turnout on Bad Wolf Bay. A mysterious entity has dragged everyone back there with unsettling delusions to how it should have turned out. Featuring cameos from Captain Jack, Martha, Jenny and the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Slowly Lost by SunnyRea reviews
Love Hurts. Gwen and Rhys' relationship was so good in the beginning but things change.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Three Very Angry Football Players by missmarykat reviews
Full Title: Three Very Angry, Very Big, Very Strong Football Players this is alternative ending to "Any Given Friday Night" and is Shawn Whump! this is my first attempt at whumpage, and I hope you enjoy
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Amnesia by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU after the events of Girl in fireplace the TARDIS takes Rose away and makes her forget everything. a year later Bad Wolf and her companion meet the Doctor, and for some reason he won't leave them alone
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Draco Loves Harry by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is my response to just about every slash story out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Agony Aunt Owen Harper Style by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Soapy-Liedown's challenge. Jack has withdrawn from the team and Owen is just lucky enough to find out what the hell is wrong with him. Jack/Ianto/Gwen and Owen/Tosh
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Owen H., Jack H. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Lily's Ultimate Revenge by Escoger reviews
The REAL reason why Lily never forgave Snape and why James became a much better person during his sixth year. AU almost certainly, but it could theoretically be canon, and if it was, it would be very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 326 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Godmother Donna Noble Style by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU. the Doctor's new companion, Reinette does not please his four companions, when the four of them get banned from Jack's party Donna sets out to play fairy godmother, Rose being her Cinderella.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Donna N. - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
5 Times the Doctor's Shoe Laces Came Undone by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just as the title says, includes what really happened in Utopia, why the Doctor shouldn't do the food shopping, why the Doctor was eager to leave the Powell Estate and what he and Rose have been upto in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Martha J., Rose T. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 338 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
7 Things Donna had Inherited from the Doctor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just because he erased her memories didn't mean he erased his habits. seven huge habits come out constantly, followed with little quirks all from the Doctor...it's driving Sylvia and Wilf insane.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Donna N., Sylvia N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Five Ways The Human Doctor Dies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what it says on the tin, includes Martha's Revenge and The Wizard of Oz.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Five Mistletoe kisses by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what it says on the tin, pairings: Janto, Gwack, Gwanto, Towen and a surprise.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Sleeptalking by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the Doctor sleep talks, his faithful HA! companions uses it to their advantage.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
What if by The One Who Waits reviews
What if Lucius Malfoy had dropped the diary when Dobby threw him down the stairs. What if Harry decides to pick it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Pimp Quest by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Poodles, Tin Dogs and Rebound Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Kissfromarose challenge. Martha and Mickey have been kidnapped, Jack is being attacked by an evil poodle, Donna returns and will Mickey ever win the girl? Mickey/Martha, Jack/Donna, hinted 10Rose and Gwen/Rhys.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - [Martha J., Mickey S.] - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 279 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Legacy of SPEW by Kevin3 reviews
Rose takes the mantle of SPEW and takes it one step further. The result is a start-of-term ceremony that no student will soon forget...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Rose W., Jimmy P. - Complete
A Different World: I Never by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A Different World, post JE. The Torchwood Team, Sarah Jane, Martha, Mickey, Donna, Rose and the Doctor play a game of I Never. mostly a crack fic, slight angst, spoilers to my A Different World fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Fobwatches, Twins and Rose by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
What if Human Nature happened with Donna? what if they pretend to be brother and sister, more specfically twins?what if they live in Cardiff 21st century? what if Rose comes back? an AU of Human Nature. 10Rose, Jack/Donna, Gwen/Ianto slight Tosh/Owen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Worth It? by VickyVicarious reviews
Shawn has the worst day of his entire life. Rain, a cat, a bank robbery, chains, *lots* of Shawn-whump... is it worth it?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 5,030 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marauders' Complex by The Luna Complex reviews
If a Marauder were to fill out one of those annoying Myspace surveys, how would it be done? One of my more crazier ideas. Now continued to include Harry's generation!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Scientia by forgottenone1385 reviews
AU. smart!harry. Latin for knowledge. What if Harry went looking for magic before Hogwarts and found it? What if the Greatest School in Britain wasn't all that great?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., OC
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 362 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 184 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Dreams and Nightmares by Pied Flycatcher reviews
The line between fiction and reality is blurred when the Doctor and Donna land in Hogwarts. But as they are about to discover, the imagination can be both a wonderful and terrifying thing. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 6,589 - Follows: 1,510 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Lifetime by Veracity's Word reviews
Humans decay, they wither and they die. But then there's those like us, isn't there? Timelords and Timeladies and one Big Bad Wolf like me." Life in an another Universe is more complicated than is implied. Rose/Human!Doctor/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Realism: Breaking Clichés by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P.
Bad Wolf by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Martha is angry and hurt after the events that occurred during the time the Doctor spent as a human and needs someone to talk to. Then all of a sudden a complete stranger appears in the TARDIS kitchen, quite at home, explaining that she’s adrift in time..
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Where Angels Fear to Tread by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
There are places where no mortal should walk, where the rules of reality do not apply, places that even the Doctor should avoid. When he and Martha end up in one by accident, anything could happen. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Wacky Wakers by solunvar reviews
An invention too many for Fred and George Weasley proves to have an interesting effect in combination with the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Stuck by blvdgirl reviews
Nine and Rose are tied to a rope high above a flaming pit. Oneshot with some UST. A response to Jessa L'Rynn's August 2 Challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Cataclysm by Raine Haruto reviews
Dumbledore was stunned, no, not stunned, it was worse than stunned; he was completely overwhelmed. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Albus D., Dudley D. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 4,561 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Questions by Raine Haruto reviews
When Dumbledore first saw the Dursley boy walk into the Great Hall for the first time, gazing all around at the magic, he was surprised so to speak. However, the one event that shook him was when Harry Potter failed to appear when his name was called. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Albus D., Dudley D. - Complete
That is a Lemon by yolapeoples reviews
“When life throws you lemons, throw them at your Composition teacher.” Remus Lupin brings a lemon to all of his classes. His friends think he’s hilarious, his other peers think he’s finally lost it, and his teachers are quite frankly perplexed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Odd Vocation by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor finds something to do while Rose is asleep. Crack fic. Alpha Prompt P- Pancakes
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Sharing Two Different Minds by xXDemonic AngelXx reviews
The death of Sirius is fresh on Harry's mind, and he's looking for any way to get rid of it. The help he gets is from a voice that is changing him and making Harry a completely different person than he was normally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,043 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not at All by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor tries to deny what Rose does to him. Prompt C- Clammy
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 5,260 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Cruel Kindness by neverlife reviews
second year Harry Potter cried as he left Dumbledoor's office. Snape took a peek into his mind to find out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Try for Some Remorse by Can't Stand Deathly Hallows reviews
In their final confrontation Harry offered Voldemort the chance to repent - the only way for a person with Horcruxes to be healed. What would have happened if Voldemort had accepted the offer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 1,216 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's New Friend by Reganfan reviews
How much can go wrong on Voldemort's trip to the Potters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Revenge by H P Lovecraft by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A Harry Potter story as H. P. Lovecraft would have written it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Jaceiri reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
Of Diadems and Dogs by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
In which the diadem is used as a Frisbee, Voldemort whines, and Hermione references Hogwarts, A History. For The What If Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Restricted Passion by StrangeTidings reviews
Hermione has an...unnatural attraction. Parody. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Different View of Things, Year One by Isebas reviews
My version of the original books. Harry grows up intelligent, powerful,wealthy, grey, sarcastic, and independent.All thanks to his friend Reginald, a cat. Will include new friends,adventures and old favorites. AU Year 0ne. Being Reworked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,881 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Harry P.
Plot Puppet by Can't Stand Deathly Hallows reviews
Why was the Horcrux still destroyed if Harry didn't die? Why did Grindelwald stealing the Elder Wand make him its master, but Voldemort stealing it didn't count? Here is an attempt to make sense out of the madness. This is how the ending should have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Nice To See You, Too by montypython203 reviews
An alternate GITF, in which the Doctor's smashing through the glass gets a very different reaction from Reinette.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Musings Of Lunatics by lyonhearted reviews
What if the Trio read the last Harry Potter book? What about the movies? What would they say? Totally Random! WARNING: MAJOR GINNY BASHING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Not Wanking Off! by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
post Journey's End. the Doctor drags Mickey and Martha to spy on Donna's date only to get accused of something he wasn't doing. Jack/Donna, Mickey/Martha. crack fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 4,249 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
The Worst Regeneration Ever! by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
CrackFic! an new take on the supposed regeneration at the end of Stolen Earth a huge twist. please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Problems of a Sort by Kevin3 reviews
In a world of fast women and easy money, two vice cops struggle to ... oh, heck. It's a funny story about the Sorting Ceremony, but honestly, who would read a story with that Summary? Trust me, if you're looking for a laugh, you won't be disappointed...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jimmy P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Turn Left in Cardiff by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what if Turn Left was set in Cardiff? kinda makes Stolen Earth useless but very melodramatic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Donna N. - Complete
A New Ending to Journey's End by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just a what if Rose was trapped in the TARDIS not Donna, just what if Donna has a fob watch? R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Donna N., Rose T. - Complete
Anubis by placeholder89 reviews
Take three tablespoons of Harry Potter, a pinch of Egyptian Mythology, and a small smattering of Over-Active Imagination. Enjoy! Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Gwen Cooper:Doctor's Companion or Torchwood by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU, neither Owen or Jack was there when Gwen got shot in Countycide. but someone else was. several months later of travelling through time and space, Gwen has to choose the TARDIS or Torchwood, the Doctor or Jack.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,674 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Gwen C. - Complete
Just A Wrong Turn by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
All libraries are one. Which is how Harry Potter finds himself lost in the library aboard the TARDIS... Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Discworld crossover. Complete. One-shot.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 321 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 948 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Disaster's Sweet Seduction by RainynDawn reviews
They were on the brink of losing everything. She uncovered a Horcrux but at a high price. Now she's in a place where hope first began to dwindle and ends up in a fight against disaster's sweet seduction in the form of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,471 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 1,034 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
TriWizard Again by Isebas reviews
Summary:Slightly AU Fourth Year. During the course of the summer before fourth year Harry receives help from the future. Not only is he sent his future memories, but his power as well. The Tri-Wizard Tournament will still obviously happen. Gray!Ind!Harry. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,824 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Doctor's Secret Army by Lumendea reviews
What if Wilf had kept a hidden webcam and Rose was able to join the others in their planning. Will it be enough to save the Earth and the Doctor. Fix it story for Journey's End with Martha, Donna, Jack, Torchwood and Sarah Jane guest starring.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Different Morality by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
An historically accurate Reinette comes along to see the stars. Life on the TARDIS immediately becomes more insane than usual. The obligatory GITF AU! With special thanks to Olfactory Ventriloquism, who gave me this idea and knows I'm nuts. On Hiatus.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 438 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Idiots Guide to Foiling Alien Invasions by netgirly2k reviews
Jackie and Mickey save the day by bickering, drinking tea and spending a lot of time in the pub in the middle of the day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Pendulum by Fayth3 reviews
Time is running out. Time is always running out. The Doctor and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Donna's Decision by Fayth3 reviews
Donna Noble wants to know why the Doctor hasn't gone to get Rose yet. Well, explain yourself!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the History Textbook by Seashadow reviews
It's Harry's birthday, and what does he receive from Hermione? Not exploding snap, not new quidditch accessories, but a history textbook! Extremely random, featuring a distraught Harry, an enthusiastic Hermione, and a hysterical Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 369 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Worst Timing by HermanTumbleweed reviews
One-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Defying by Meany reviews
PostOotP. After the godfather's death and learning of the prophecy Harry starts his own path, leaving past life behind. Independant!Harry, Slash, New School
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,394 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P.
The Pact by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Two strange children make a pact. Years later they meet at Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione. AU. Non-canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 406 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Missing: Presumed Missing? by Seel'vor reviews
After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the 'What! I'm engaged! But how! by TheOneKnownAsEmerald reviews
A parody of Harem stories What happens when James and the Mauraders get extremely drunk when Harry is born. And what happens when Harry reaps the repecussions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Illusions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Herbology Class Laced With Randomness by breeutiful reviews
"Oh my God! You forgot your bun in the oven!" Draco screeched at Luna. - gen, crack
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Hannah A., Ernie M. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 662 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No one cares about Freak by Avliss reviews
Harry's childhood– the darker side. WARNING! CHILD ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Divergence by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Voldemort is dead, but in his place is an eleven year old Tom Riddle pulled out of time, with no idea what is going on. He's got a lot to catch up on, and Harry has a lot to teach him. AU. Follows canon until book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Darker Side of Me by LadySloth reviews
What if Harry had been so good, he manifested his darkness into a split personality? No longer a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P.
Trouble by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
She’s blonde, utterly mad, and from another universe. And if Serenity Saxon’s anything like her father, there’s going to be trouble. What's the poor Doctor gonna do? WIP.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/31/2008
Vengeance Is Mine by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
After everything he has is striped away from him, Harry will stop at nothing to make those responsible pay. No One is Safe, no one is out of bounds, he will have his vengeance and no force on Earth will stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 664 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Padma P.
Do Not Cross Donna Noble by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
she's very scary, and she hates him, and the world needs the doctor, and John Smith is annoying her. crack fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,144 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 187 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Hundred Hours by kilara25 reviews
Prequel to Girl In the War. Rose Potter stays the summer at Grimmauld Place, and Snape comes to visit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Expecto Omnitelum by Anansiem The Dying Romantic reviews
Harry discovers a new side to the Expecto Patronum spell while surviving the Dursleys and school! AU, no pairings yet, OneShot until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter A Smart Potter Year 1 by LordJingles reviews
Philosopher's stone revisited. Incredibly intelligent Harry, no stupid hijinks. Closed some of the stupid plot holes left by the original lazy author. Specifically - why does Harry have to fix everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 302 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Aftermath of the Summer Holidays by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Harry suffers from health problems at the beginning of his 3rd year but nobody seems to notice anything but one person. Completely AU, partly OOC, Abuse!Dursleys indirectly , sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by RingosGarden reviews
School year three in the life of Taylor Black. Sequel to 'A Day In The Life' Read how her father's escape and Godfather's appointment at DADA effect her already hectic life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,888 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Sonne by Harmonic Friction reviews
post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Merlin Guard by CyberArcRotarr reviews
The Dursleys have a secret. And that secret is going to change the way Harry views the world, forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Pantogogue by BC reviews
Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,985 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 158 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Teatime by Pennfana reviews
Taking a break from the action of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Scratching the Itch by Rallalon reviews
Her mum had always told her that blokes had only one thing on their minds, but this was taking it to an entirely new level.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Crow and the Dove by volitaire reviews
Girl in the Fireplace- The Doctor has imperious second thoughts about a life with Reinette. Interpret this how you'd like: whether it takes place within the hours he thinks he is trapped in the 18th century, or in an AU where he actually suffers that fate
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Let's See Where This is Going by Emily Waters reviews
Dumbledore is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is going to rescue him... Just as soon as he gets around to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Fraudulent Charges? by Seashadow reviews
Beautiful, smart, powerful, half-Veela Mary Sue defeats Voldemort, causing him to band together with Harry to rid the world of the one true abomination that is a certain obnoxious teenage girl with pink earrings. WARNING: Completely and utterly random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 225 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Supermarket by Dorie Kaiba reviews
Harry and Voldemort have an odd encounter at the local supermarket. Warning: As OOC as it gets! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Broken by Jackrabbit2011 reviews
Daddy, it wasn't my fault- I was only a child. I never told her to do it. You took me and you broke me into shattered pieces- how can you blame me for her mistakes? I never knew how deep scars could run until I had them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,349 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Grasp Only Your Whiskey Bottle by Novocain reviews
She is a very clever girl. Written for Saphira.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5874 - Favs: 12,826 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Just Harry by ErikaTheFreak reviews
ONESHOT There was not a dry eye in the room as they remembered Harry. The the boy-who-lived, just Harry. Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Character Death, Suicide and Selfharm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 7,018 - Follows: 926 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Luck Can't Last A Lifetime by ShadeDancer reviews
Rumors can lead to some interesting pranks, but what happens when there's some truth behind the rumors. Harry/Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The White Knight by Seel'vor reviews
ON HIATUS WHILE I REWRITE IT. The Second War ended when Voldemort was killed in 1998, right? Er... no. There are still battles to be fought, old enemies to kill, and a destiny to claim. Will be H/Hr, but only at the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Expect the Unexpected by Gilari reviews
It's an ordinary day at Torchwood Three until a strange girl shows up claiming to have done the impossible: crossed to a different universe without disturbing the rift. Crossover with Torchwood, midseason 1, Doctor/Rose, Jack/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/29/2008
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 659 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Questions Unspoken by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. "Why am I doing this?" That very thought entered Harry's mind one day, only to never leave. Blatantly ignores HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Day In The Life by RingosGarden reviews
SEQUEL UP; LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER Taylor Black is the eleven year old daughter of a mass murderer. Read as her relationships form, powers grow and she discovers who she really is. Set during PS, Reference through OotP. Main Chars. HP HG RW RL SS FGW OW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,161 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - OC - Complete
Event Horizon by Resonance and d reviews
Harry Potter didn’t manage to cast a single spell in his entire first week at Hogwarts. He didn’t even manage to bungle any- there were no fireballs, no herds of exploding buffalo. AU, gen, long oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of the Wards by solunvar reviews
Sequel to 'Master of the Game'. Confronted with Harry Potters ultimatum, what will several core members of the Ministry of Magic decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Rufus S. - Complete
Master of the Game by solunvar reviews
Harry Potter's Wizengammot trial didn't go as most wanted it to go...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Confidence by solunvar reviews
An alternate take on the First Task, describing a less angst-ridden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Happy Saint Patrick's Day! An impulsive trip to Cardiff leads to multiple shocks. The Doctor never expected to finally lose his mind in Cardiff of all places. Fun! One Shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived by Seel'vor reviews
On that fateful night, Halloween, 1981, Voldemort was defeated by the BWL, Andrew Potter. What happened to Harry? He became... something else. H/Hr/G. Rating for language and implied situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,012 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The End by HermanTumbleweed reviews
PARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stalemate by Meanderings reviews
Harry Potter's secret lover doesn't mind keeping it a secret. Slash. HPTMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Demise of Tom Riddle by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Slapdown! by montypython203 reviews
Crack!fic. Jackie and Donna, two rival slappers, face each other in the brutal sport of Slapdown.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Not So Subtle Story Thread by montypython203 reviews
Note - this was written long before Series Four was released. Bad Wolf, Torchwood, Mr Saxon. What will the story thread for Series Four be? SPOILERS FOR SERIES FOUR!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Suckness Of A Bad Fanfic by Psychopathic Assassin reviews
I taken a lot of elements that makes a DM/HG story bad, blended it together in a different way, and shown it as a massive collection of clips of what not do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fat and Sweat and Squishy Noises by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT! A short story about Hermione seeing a crude act in the night. Snape catches her and has to explain sex... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unseen and Unexpected by petitesorciere reviews
An accident in potions class leaves Hermione in an unfortunate position - not only is she invisible, but she has to work with Draco to resolve the problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prongs' List of Forbidden Wooing Techniques by CaramelBoost reviews
James bloody Potter has stolen Lily's knickers for the last time. Now he's got a list; a list of things he can't do around Lily. Will he stick to it? Doubtfully. Is it going to be pretty? Not likely. Third out of Four companion pieces JamesxLily Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Lost Object by breeutiful reviews
Hestia/Mundungus • The First Order try to figure who left a certain item on the table last night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Hestia J., Mundungus F. - Complete
Family Ties by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Through an freak act of magic nineteen year old James and Lily end of sharing a cell after being captured by Death Eaters with none other than their Seventeen year old son Harry. He is certainly not what they would have expected a child of theirs to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 827 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hestia J.
When Rose Tyler met The Master by DarkSideOfTheMoon-X reviews
This is what happens when Rose meets the Master, and notices that screwdriver of his.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Letters to Voldemort or Harry Potter by BatTitan reviews
Well, all I can say is to take a look at the first chapter for rules and explanations. If you have any more doubts, feel free to PM me or review with your questions. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Unclean by Resonance and d reviews
It was when her hands started bleeding that Hermione decided she could do with some help. Slightly AU. Hermione centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5234 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Complete Collection of Cliché Dramione Plots by Mistress of Craziness reviews
On hiatus. Draco is depressed? Hermione is suddenly HAWT? They have to share a common room? Be Potion partners? Detention? Go to the Yule Ball together? Ohmgee, she's pregnant...? Sheesh, how much more could there be? The answer: tons. DMHG... sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,206 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 619 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Change in History: The Philosopher's Stone by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
AU: Sequel to ACiH. Harry, Blaise, Theo and Draco are finally off to Hogwarts. However, not everything is as it seems. By the end of the year Harry will lose someone close to him, fight his own battles and realize just what it means to be the Dark Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P.
A little assistance, please? by SSC reviews
A Harry Potter x Discworld Crossover. Harry ends up in Ankh-Morpork thanks to the Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The High Stakes of Gambling by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Charlie Weasley loved a challenge and Hermione Granger certainly posed a great one. In the most agonizing game of chess ever played, Charlie and Hermione battle it out. The stake? Why their engagement, of course. Mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder by The-Caitiff reviews
A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hermione G.
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Denial and the Benefits of Staying in the Closet by freudian fuckup reviews
It's a bit dusty and dim, and James is standing just a bit to close, and honestly, it is too bloody hot for any of this nonsense...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
PS Date me, or Else by Mistress of Craziness reviews
If there's one thing James wasn't good at, it was writing a decent love letter. But with a little help from Sirius, he just might be able to pull off one of the worst pieces of crap Lily ever had the misfortune to read. Slight LEJP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Marauder Theme Music by Emmi-Chick reviews
Sirius is bored, of course, and decides it would be a great idea to make up 'Marauder Theme Music'. Unable to sway his friends into helping him, Sirius tries to convince them why the Marauder's are nothing without they're own theme music.. right... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Remus Lupin has a ... particular interest in Luna Lovegood. But purely paternal, of course! Naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Paws in Time by PadfootsPrincessJ reviews
During the “final battle” Hermione is hit with a curse and falls through the veil. Time Travel HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Mary Sue at Hogwarts by Lady LolaBert reviews
FINISHED! Formerly posted as If Mary Sue Had a Pet Shaven Rat. Looking to poke fun at Mary Sues? Look no further! Join Alexi Winters, beautiful, athletic, funny, and did I mention beautiful? American witch who has come to Hogwarts to fight evil, discover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,488 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fuaim by Novocain reviews
..I don't know how to be me without you. It's barely a whisper, bitterreluctant and torn from Harry's throat so dangerously.. On the easy steps of going a bit mad. On the simple steps of going too far. On screwing the world and how to notcare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5413 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 373 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 736 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ruin His Day by Sushi Chi reviews
Shawn is reluctant to say his day is ruined. Shameless Shawn Whumpage.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 476 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
Lord Harold James Potter by Black Thought reviews
What would have happened if Dumbledore had proclaimed Harry's brother the BoyWhoLived? Read to find out how the lives of the Potters were changed after Voldemort attacked. Abandoned and up for adoption. Read my profile for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P.
Pop Goes the Weasel by lunakatrina reviews
This is the sequel to Crowbar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P.
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 953 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Wolf Bay by Irlanda Anima reviews
“There are five of us now. Mom and Dad, Mickey and the baby.” “You’re not…?” A simple question with a not so simple answer. Slight AU ending for Doomsday. TenRose. COMPLETED!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Voldemort's Heir by Konflickted reviews
This takes place two years after the epilogue of J.K.'s 7th book. Harry's daughter is in school and has befriended Lord Voldemort's granddaughter. Not as good as my previous work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Acceptance by Pan06 reviews
With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Harry P.
To Let You Go by CharloBlack reviews
On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,177 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Mary Sue 2nd Year at Hogwarts by Child of the Will reviews
Mary Sue decides to make her entrance as a substitute teacher at Hogwarts for Harry's second year. But seems that she might not be the only one that smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - OC - Complete
Chocolate Spread Or Marmalade? by reddwarfaddict reviews
When the Doctor goes off into another 'Rose rant', Martha explodes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Protecting me by bloomsgrl reviews
Sequel to “Falling! Hermione and the rest are out of hogwarts and now are in The Order of the Phionex. Can she stop voldemort and change the future still?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,403 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
And yet by BC reviews
Oneshot. Severus and Harry came to a ceasefire during the war, but they are still misunderstood. Dumbledore is hoodwinked. HBP AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 216 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by chem prof reviews
Post DH. A tale of what might have happened after the final battle that might have explained lack of interaction between Harry and Hermione in the scene at the station in the epilogue of Book 7. And what might have happened instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not Your Average Muggle by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Nineteen year old Harry Potter is breaking into Voldemort’s secret base when he meets two exploring muggles, one of whom calls himself the Doctor… Doctor Who x Harry Potter crossover. AU. WIP.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Opening the Door by naioka1992 reviews
Evangeline Potter is the one girl who can always find a way to say the wrong thing. She’s James’s little sister, missed out on the ‘Potter Charm’ and is always overlooked. But the Marauders hear her 'only talent'. What trouble will this cause? SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Final Meeting by dreamerinfic reviews
Rose and the Master have started a family in the Parallel Universe, but their peaceful life is interupted by an unexpected and very unhappy visitor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master, Rose T. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Intent by lunakatrina reviews
Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P.
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Do You Really Think? by Lumendea reviews
A short drabble as the Bad Wolf thinks of the Doctor after Doomsday and laughs. TenRose NineRose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2007 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 394 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What He Never Had by Jezaray reviews
Harry goes back through time and becomes his younger self. The discovery that Lily was a Changeling Child switched with the Evans' real child at birth leads him back to his inhuman roots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,281 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 9/20/2002
Revenge In Two Parts by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. Their lips crushed together with a fierce intensity that matched the way they both felt. It was revenge, pure and simple. Revenge for leaving them alone, revenge for not loving them enough, and revenge for being left to remember...Rose/Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 335 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 880 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Someone New by Fayth3 reviews
FIVERose. TenRose. Rose meets someone who can help her understand her own Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/22/2007
A Fair compromise by Fayth3 reviews
Jackie finds the Doctor and Rose is a compromising situationwell, more than one. Written for Time and chips.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Memoria Deleo by I-see-thestrals reviews
Its like a dream, where you wake up, and you can only remember bits and pieces. As Harry Potter vanishes, Alex Riddle, Lord Voldemorts new heir, appears. How can the Order of the Phoenix regain their saviors memories? No slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Project Chaos by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti ship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Cried by montypython203 reviews
Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Rose awakes to a strange noise in the middle of the night. But what is making it? And why is the Doctor acting so defensive?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Child In A Cupboard by Rohynn reviews
Harry's secret is discovered when his Boggart turns in to his Uncle. What will happen?Oneshot warnings:preslash, preTrioship, mentions of abuse and neglect. preHHrR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
To kill a saviour by ArcAngel-liberty4all reviews
A one shot set the summer after 5th year. WARNING contains child abuse and spoilers for 5th book and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 4,941 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Voldie's Nose by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodDemon reviews
What really happened to Voldemort's nose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Trapped in a Well by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
Neville gets stuck in a well that randomly appears at Hogwarts. GinnySue comes to save him using her awesome Sue powers! Oh yes, Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
The Scene that Should Have Been by reimanr06 reviews
BOOK 7 SPOILERS BOOK 7 SPOILERS When Ron storms out on Harry and Hermione, Harry comforts Hermione and learns something fantastic. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Did you say Apocalypse? by Forge2 reviews
With another Apocalypse looming, Giles must brief the new Prime Minister. But strangely Mr. Saxon doesn’t seem too worried…Crossover with Doctor Who
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Nargle Party by kaze karter reviews
OneShot.Slughorns party without the gatecrasher, it can only get funnier. RonHermione, HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Difference Between MarySue and OC for Dummies by Elky.And.The.Rupert.Obsession reviews
What the title says
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 5,463 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
The Tart in the Fireplace by montypython203 reviews
My most controversial fic! A completely OOC, 10Rose Reinette hate fic! My version of GITF. IF YOU LIKE REINETTE, DON'T READ IT!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience by Igorina reviews
A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 380 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 399 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 317 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 569 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 534 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Drunken Binge? by jacee2u reviews
The wizarding world was on its way to a magnificient war, until Harry Potter found that the last Horcrux was a shot glass that kept refilling itself. HBP Compliant. Rated M for a particularly nasty scene with Umbridge at the Ministry, and Snape and Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Of a Diary by verbal diarrhea reviews
A CoS AU fic. The memory of Tom Riddle wishes to get closer to Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Ginny Weasely is in the way. To what lengths will Tom go to get what he wants? TMRHP slash Warning: Character Death! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Odd Companions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
The Meaning of the Name by Lady Salazar reviews
What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,605 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 371 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 363 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 421 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Kindness of Strangers by Kazet reviews
Revised through chapter 6. Working on the rest. Harry never got on the Knight Bus. He followed after that black dog instead. Why? He doesn't know. Sirius then follows a young Harry back to school for the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
These Green Eyes of Ours by ForeverPalz reviews
The greeneyed monster in Petunia has emerged and is ready to lash out at her ohsoperfect sister. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A storm is approaching by montypython203 reviews
Drabble. Post Fear Her. When the Doctor said a storm was approaching, he didn't mean Doomsday ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Cumulatively Uncomfortable Conversations by MichiRini reviews
The Midnighters have made a pathetic attempt to get past airport security, but now they must face the long arm of the law. Rated for mild language. Oneshot. Done in an interview style, as heard by one poor, innocent tape recorder....
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Mud Slinging by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT response to a challenge. I don't have a summary suffice to say that its amusing to read so PLEASE READ IT! DMHG i hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laws of Physics by Luna Lovegood5 reviews
It is the sole occupation of bored students to create scandal. Implied TenxRose, largely from the point of view of Mr Smith's class at a certain Deffry Vale School.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Consequences by Loisceles reviews
One Halloween night Hermione saw a figure walk into the forbidden forest and she unwisely followed. HermioneDraco fic. Non compatible with HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,622 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Really Shouldn't by The-Caitiff reviews
You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Howling by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Bad Wolf. Rose finds herself changing as the TARDIS becomes more alive to her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Warriors of the Clan by The-Caitiff reviews
One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Dual Ties by Samara-chan reviews
[Hints of Child Abuse: One Shot] First Year, AU in Potions class. Snape grasps what he otherwise would have missed. Looks may not be deceiving, but in a different way than he had even considered...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall by Harmonic Friction reviews
This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A parody of sorts by Deranged Little Monkey reviews
The tragic tale of Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee. Mary Sues and excessive OOC. Note: If you don't get it, read 'My Immortal' or 'Ghost of You'. If you still don't get it, look up the word parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC - Complete
Hermione is Getting Married by Wild Magelet reviews
RemusTonks. T'was the night before Remus Lupin's birthday and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... Largely because all of the women were at Hermione's hen's night. And it looked set to be a memorable evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T