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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, and Gone.

So fair warning, I used to write a lot of terrible fanfiction when I was a young, foolish teenager. Most of it is still posted here. Some of it's okay, some of it is actually painful, but most of it is crack.

I've got an ao3 account under SirElliot, which I am ashamed to admit gets updates from me faster than this site. It's easier for me to post there, sorry. I will do my best to keep this site updated as well.

If you're interested, I'm on tumblr at sirelliotwrites, where I post information on fan fics and other writing I do.

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 319 - Words: 814,691 - Reviews: 33602 - Favs: 6,710 - Follows: 8,323 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Crime and Punishment by mlocatis reviews
Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed, un-Britpicked, unapologetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 191,290 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Thousand Words by Ailee17 reviews
Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,597 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 6,963 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 465,125 - Reviews: 5136 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 6,746 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Music Beneath the Mountains by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,540 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Harry P.
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3486 - Favs: 5,158 - Follows: 5,311 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,547 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 3,756 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 194 - Words: 854,391 - Reviews: 13066 - Favs: 6,250 - Follows: 5,186 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Malignant Masquerade by murkybluematter reviews
Harry thought she was done, but the ruse wouldn't let go. Four years of lies could not be erased overnight, and there were lies beneath the lies... As Harry tries to find normalcy and mend bridges, the Ministry trails her, Riddle hunts her, Voldemort haunts her, and her friends race toward Rigel's identity, certain he will need help before all is finished. Book 5, SOTL take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,111 - Published: 6/17 - Harry P.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 255,380 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/15/2012
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,245 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 3,273 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 12/18/2016
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,229 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Ref: Incident at Hogwarts Concerning Gilderoy Lockhart, EQ-1993-16 by kitsunerei88 reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a public figure—until he, under rather mysterious circumstances, lost his memories and was permanently locked up in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. No further mention is made of him, and he fades into obscurity, and such is the fickle nature of fame. But does that make sense? Let's say, instead, that he doesn't. [For fencesit in HA2020]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27 - Harry P., Ron W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Wearing the Faces of Men by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,315 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
saltkin by slexenskee reviews
Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
grandloves by slexenskee reviews
the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,872 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/10/2020 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven-year-old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 74 - Words: 458,919 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 7,822 - Follows: 9,658 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 5,510 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Conditionally by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, past SSLE. Harry finds out he's Snape's son. It goes as badly as possible. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,832 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 7/2/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Summer of Bonding by Magica Draconia reviews
It was the summer of love . . . er, no, not really. Left waiting for the Dursleys, Harry is found by the last person he'd expect to see. *NOW COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,769 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Compliant by jlluh reviews
Hermione asks Harry for helping learning to break the Imperius Curse. Truths are spoken and forgotten. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 278 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 4,142 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Stargazer by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. There is no Boy-Who-Lived; Albus Dumbledore defeated Voldemort. Harry grows up as an ordinary boy—a very ordinary boy, with barely more magic than a Squib. He sets out to prove himself, but in private, because he doesn't want to see the disappointment in everyone's eyes if he fails. HPSS, building from a mentor relationship with Snape. Eight parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 12/7/2018 - [Severus S., Harry P.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Sirius Black Is Sick of Your Parenting Advice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Sirius chose to stay and raise Harry instead of running after Peter. He's just really, really sick of everyone telling him how to raise Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 324 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Anticlockwise by Casscade reviews
Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,598 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lady Thief by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 625,619 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Fractured by Tucagwathiel reviews
Because, in the end, all he really could have done was smile and pretend like everything was okay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 13,019 - Follows: 12,727 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5640 - Favs: 16,889 - Follows: 14,947 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Pranking, or: How To Destroy Your Worst Enemy by nigoi reviews
[Fanfiction of murkybluematter's Rigel Black Chronicles] To no one's surprise, Rigel won the tournament. However, things don't go according to Riddle's plan…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6441 - Favs: 14,127 - Follows: 16,714 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6870 - Favs: 7,271 - Follows: 8,101 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Toxicology by Speechwriter reviews
Being best friends with a horcrux for seven years changes a person. / a darkish hermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Night Before the Morning After by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After driving a very expensive car to attract men ended in pitiful failure a desperate Lily goes back to the drawing board, and then desperately takes up Lenin's advice. Fortunately or not, it goes off the rails. Sequel to "Life in the Fast Lane" and side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] Draco M. - Complete
The Burning Taste of Fire Whiskey by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Tom, seventy-one in spirit but still around twenty-five in flesh, has climbed to the top of the government with only his overbearing snake Nagini as a companion. However, when Nagini one day grows ill, and Tom runs into young creature healer and recent Hogwarts graduate Harry Potter, all of that changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 195 - Published: 5/19/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Luna L., Nagini - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5259 - Favs: 11,847 - Follows: 14,514 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
The Wonderful World of Fanfiction by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The Carnivorous Muffin speaks a lot in third person as she puts together a talk show, featuring interviews prompted by the reviewers, to the various characters she's written about on this website. There are also commercials, infomercials, trailers, and more. A tangent fic to everything ever. Or, more shortly, a question and answer fic for the characters. (Includes all fandoms)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 100,961 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
No Journey's End by laventadorn reviews
AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet has to navigate a path to adulthood in the shadow of war. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,570 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/7/2016
The Will of All Others by BloodyFlickingAndSwishing reviews
One conversation changes the course of the Wizarding World. Lord Voldemort decides he no longer wants to kill Harry Potter. No, Voldemort has other plans for the Boy-Who-Lived. This is a story where Harry must fight Voldemort from within, as a Dark Soldier. This is an Alternate Universe starting in Harry's Fourth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,528 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,251 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
When Lily Met Lily by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After her disastrous, and rather fuzzy, confrontation with Trotsky in 1992, Lily finds herself vaulted back into Little Whinging six years earlier, to a time and place where Lily and Wizard Lenin had only just met and have everything still before them. Naturally, she decides advice is warranted. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pit of Man's Fears and Summit of his Knowledge by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Once, perhaps, Rabbit ate Scotland. Sidefic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2017 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 4,044 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Moments of Realization by kitsunerei88 reviews
Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Pureblood Pretense series (the Rigel Black Chronicles). A collection of the moments in which various characters discover or realize the ruse, and their reactions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Harry P., Alanna
The Demiurge by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The year is 1996 and in a strange, incomprehensible, action on the part of the grail itself Eleanor Lily Potter is summoned as a servant in the grail war. Crossover of "Fate/Zero" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and a love triangle, not a threesome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gilgamesh] Kirei K. - Complete
Let it choke by The Divine Comedian reviews
Remus knew what he was supposed to do: Keep his distance. Reassure Susan that running from the Boggart was perfectly fine. Have her write "I will not skip class" five hundred times, then send her on her way, ensuring that whatever issues she had would be dealt with in the proud tradition of the wizarding world: through avoidance and denial. Except he knew where that path lead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Harry P., Remus L., Susan B., P. Sprout - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 8,315 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 14,975 - Follows: 15,907 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 6,928 - Follows: 5,756 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Prince and the Dragon by Aima D. Duragon reviews
The only thing that Severus could do was attempt to show him how—to make sure that Draco would never end up where he was sitting now. Maybe if he could do this one thing right—maybe if he could save this boy—he could go to his grave knowing he'd made a difference. Maybe then Lily would find it in her heart to forgive him. (Not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Paradoxical Meanderings by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In a world in which Lily herself cannot possibly exist, she contemplates the events that brought her there, as well as her relationship to a younger alternate Wizard Lenin and her own role in his new world order. Sequel to "Oedipus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Life in the Fast Lane by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
A hypothetical fifteen-year-old Lily decides it's high time she learns how to drive a car so she can start attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Wizard Lenin along for the joy ride. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4062 - Favs: 7,217 - Follows: 4,582 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fact of Fiction by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
An erotic work featuring Hermione Granger and Severus Snape is found circulating the school right before the start of NEWTs… as if either person needed that distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/16/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Demonic Intervention by bennybear reviews
AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Cedric D. - Complete
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement reviews
Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Warning Signs Read Desolation by minidraken reviews
Trying to protect the Philosopher's Stone, Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort, who uses Legilimency on him and learns that he is a Horcrux. After that, Harry is forced to learn how to survive the violent and surreal reality of Voldemort's everyday life, and try his best to make it back to Hogwarts in one piece. Simultaneously, a war looms on the horizon. Grey!Harry Sane!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,797 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Don't Be a Dobby Downer by Bendersalt reviews
What if in Book 2 Dobby worked smarter and not harder? Inspired by a reddit prompt. Many thanks to my beta ekb1circloud, who has also contributed a few passages of content as well, I believe that makes him a co-author. I read an entertaining guest review, that made me realize that I have to specify this is an AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Losing the Plot by BC reviews
In return for Tony's spur-of-the-moment help in battle, Loki offers sanctuary. And guidance. Tony may or may not be going mad and the world may be ending soon, but the Avengers still refuse to give up on him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis - Complete
On the Shores of Black Lake by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Luna Lovegood and Rabbit discuss the newest Albanian transfer student at Hogwarts, Ellie, and how sometimes Rabbit isn't as entirely indifferent as he portrays himself to be. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Arrested Revolution by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 308 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Delphi Riddle
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5979 - Favs: 15,628 - Follows: 13,091 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,704 - Reviews: 13682 - Favs: 12,243 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
As good as Death by astala7 reviews
Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,409 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
De Profundis by zeegrindylows reviews
The war continues. Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione and Snape must escape and find their way back to Hogwarts. On the way, they encounter the last thing they ever expected. SSHG. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Temporal Peripatetics by nornling reviews
A scholarly soul can push the boundaries of the universe in the pursuit of knowledge. (Two-shot, accidentally a Dark!Hermione origin story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Alphard B. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6354 - Favs: 5,210 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Boning Rights by WhereOurVoicesSound reviews
There were many things Severus Snape was capable of. Dealing with Death Eaters, innumerable crucios, playing the role of a double spy, teaching the dimwits they called students, all of this he could do. Handling an all grown up Girl-Who-Lived who was very intent on getting into his pants was not one of them. (Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Severus S., Harry P.] Sirius B., Albus D.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Playing Cupid by Meowmers reviews
"I'm beginning to think that I would love to hear you scream." Tomione. Regency AU. Rated-M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 4,843 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord of Time by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
When Dumbledore places Harry with the Dursleys a mysterious man takes Harry away to train and learn how to with a well placed satsuma save the world from certain doom. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,024 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 407 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Romantic Idealism by Meowmers reviews
She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,301 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,410 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 239 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,001 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Music from a Farther Room by Threadbare Threnody reviews
Sequel to "Without Thorn the Rose". Fresh from his descent into the depths of Azkaban, Harry is plunged into a new world of intrigue at Hogwarts, where he contends with accusations of dark magic, vicious classmates, the brooding power hidden in the Forbidden Forest, and the mystery of his own identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
A Serpentine Path by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
In which the most cunning Slytherin isn't actually a Slytherin, and Harry Potter is far more than a normal schoolboy. The Dark Lord marked him as an equal for a reason. Third-year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Draco M.
Painted in the Worst Light by Jeshakeoma reviews
Severus survived Nagini's bite and is now on trial before the Wizengamot. Due to a weird loophole in the law books, he has the right to choose any Ministry employee to defend him, and he chooses Auror-trainee, Harry Potter. This SNARRY story is 90% canon compliant, except for the epilogue. If you loathe Severus Snape, don't bother reading this. You won't like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,149 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sin & Vice by mak5258 reviews
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,856 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3086 - Favs: 8,237 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Erised by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
AU, Harry is alone during his first Christmas at Hogwarts when he comes across the Mirror of Erised. / Dark Themes. / Written for the QLFC Round 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
A Change in Life by Whispers in the Dawn reviews
Minerva decided that enough was enough. If Harry Potter wasn't getting his letters, she'd grab someone who knew how to move in the Muggle world, visit Room 17, Railview Hotel, Cokeworth and give him the letter herself, no matter what Albus said about Hagrid doing it. Too bad she chose Quirrell, the ex Muggle Studies professor to accompany her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,224 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Minerva M., Regulus B.
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
James and Lily were desperate, they called on something they shouldn't have. Now Darkness follows Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 384 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 5,950 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4456 - Favs: 9,928 - Follows: 7,286 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36249 - Favs: 28,353 - Follows: 20,708 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 10,119 - Follows: 4,736 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 11,918 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 7,774 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mimsy were the Borogoves by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily, after opening the wrong doors at the wrong time, tries to describe her experience in detention with professor Quirrell and comes short of the essence of things. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6577 - Favs: 11,489 - Follows: 8,769 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crush by DimeStreet reviews
Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,696 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
Breaking Plates by NeverQuitDreaming reviews
Sirius comes to the Kitchen with the purpose of distracting himself from something that is bothering him and for his favorite cheesecake, and finds instead Lily Evans surrounded by a mess of broken dishes and in the process of throwing eggs on the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pygmalion by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which Hermione Granger tries and fails to shape Eleanor Lily Potter into a normal human being in the course of one morning. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pettigrew Incident by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which there is mystery, mayhem, maps and of course murder. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Death, Standby by Sophisme reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dust of Snow by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Wizard Lenin and Lily briefly address the future in which Wizard Lenin returns to the material plane leaving Lily behind. The future, it seems, is more uncertain than either of them expected. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 6,130 - Follows: 6,881 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 9,908 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 9,234 - Follows: 10,759 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Metes and Bounds by Jeshakeoma reviews
From the outside, it appeared that Harry Potter had a perfect life, but it was missing a vital piece: Severus Snape. All Harry knew was that Snape was living somewhere near a lighthouse, but was that enough of a clue to find him? Did Snape even want to be found? Sequel to Final Examination. HP/SS slash. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Illusions of Grandeur by Kanathia reviews
Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,313 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obeisance of Memory by rockpaperscissor reviews
AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,273 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Without Thorn the Rose by Threadbare Threnody reviews
A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,814 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Eye-Opening Revelations by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
After Harry runs away from the Dursleys and the blood wards have failed, Dumbledore has an idea. If it works, Harry will have protection from Voldemort even stronger than Blood Wards . Non-explicit HP/SSslash, mentions of forced marriage. Oneshot. Rated for language and mentions of sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 478 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5979 - Favs: 11,404 - Follows: 12,391 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insatiable by Kitty Smith reviews
Voldemort muses on his struggles with Harry Potter. Fits with canon. Warning: Voldemort is ridiculous. No pairings or relationships, nemesis!LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Reflections by Cordelias-Soliloquy reviews
Tony Stark is used to uninvited guests-the reporters, the desperate fan, an enemy or two-but this is different, and he's not sure exactly what to do. Two years after their battle with the chitauri, Tony invites his fellow Avengers to a Stark Industries benefit at an art museum in celebration of their successful crime fighting, only to encounter an uninvited guest. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,131 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A (Self-Imposed) Trap for a Fool by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
From all the inconsequential possibilities, all those little moments that build up in our minds, showing us the truths we like to ignore, there are those insignificant seconds that can make or break it all. Equally haunted and delighted by a future playing out in her dreams, Ginny slowly comes to realise that perhaps she had always loved him more than he would ever love her. (H/Hr)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Fanfic of Stereotypes by The Jolly Blue Pencil reviews
It's exactly what it sounds like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2013
The Heir Of by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Harry Potter's luck has run out. When he meets Voldemort in a graveyard during the Triwizard Tournament, he dies. But his body does not stay dead – instead it is reanimated, taken over by the Horcrux no one knew was inside. Written for WorshipDarkLord 2013, a Voldemortcentric Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Phantasm by Laora reviews
Everyone has a breaking point. Sam finally reaches his.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 8,186 - Follows: 2,451 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
the-boy-who-wasn't-there by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter just wanted to be left alone. What happens when his magic grants him his wish and what happens when he arrives at Hogwarts. Covers primary school and his first Year at Hogwarts. Other years to follow sometime. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 260 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13076 - Favs: 14,549 - Follows: 7,925 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 4,686 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
We Would All Be Happier by The Divine Comedian reviews
Petunia has found the perfect not-weird marriage. And she does not want to raise the child she found on her doorstep. So Petunia, self-described anti-adventurer, takes little Harry on a long and bothersome drive in order to find Albus Dumbledore. But what good is a Volvo against the course of fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Petunia D., Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 5,709 - Follows: 6,933 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 8,024 - Follows: 2,373 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Spring Turnover by scumblackentropy reviews
"Oh, don't be such a killjoy. Come on, just tell me. If you could die in a way of your own choosing, how do you want to do it? I'd like to die by a lake. At sunrise. In the winter, I think. Yes, in the winter, with two feet of snow all around me, and my fading breath clouding the air."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 16,059 - Follows: 8,002 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Choices by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. In a war, there are always sides, and choices must be made. Some choices are easy. Others, not so much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Letter by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. The problems grow as Harry receives a letter. It's been eight years after all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
I'll Take You in Pieces: A (Morbid) Love Story by scumblackentropy reviews
You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 11,279 - Follows: 3,375 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 6,723 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
More Than Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Sequel to the oneshot Making Friends. Tony still has no idea what he's doing, and quite honestly, he's stopped trying to figure it out. Pairing is Tony/Loki, with appearances by the Avengers and Shield. Rating will go up
Thor - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,663 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Loki - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 515 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 9,454 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Losercest by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Conversing by DimeStreet reviews
When Tony is alone and losing chess to Jarvis, he is interrupted by a thoroughly unexpected guest. Pre-friendship Tony/Loki, and could be seen as pre-slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
From Loki, With Love by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Dean wakes up wearing a Captain America costume. If only this was the weirdest thing that had ever happened to him. Crackish fusion. One-shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Dean W., Loki - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Last Human Child by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Seven years old, Harry hears and answers to the call of the Fey. Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild, with a faery hand in hand, for the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 10,850 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Ringshadow reviews
Thor just wants the weekend off, and passed Loki into Tony Stark's hands for babysitting, hoping Tony can get through to him. Loki quickly gets pulled into the mad current of Tony Stark's life, and finds out that this particular Avenger doesn't hate him. Far from it, really. Toki Tony/Loki and Peppertoki Pepper/Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,206 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Fame by Belle's Noir reviews
Just a few weeks after his name came out the Goblet, Harry's at his lowest when an impossible creature offers him a... direction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 367 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Tinkerbell - Complete
Shouldn't Have Said Anything by Belle's Noir reviews
Every child is told 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. No one realises how valuable this advice is until it's too late. An attempt at Ginny bashing. Little bit humorous but mostly just 'cause the girl annoyed me as well as the people who bash her without style. Let's see if I've got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Come Out On Top by ianna28 reviews
"There's no throne, there's no version of this where you come out on top." Tony could actually think of a few versions, but they didn't involve an invasion and some fighting. Why was he picturing that? Scene between Tony and Loki. What if Tony saw a little bit more in Loki's eyes than rage, and some smugness? Based on a One-Shot. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Darkness Before Dawn by Takada Saiko reviews
Pre-Thor, two-shot. Loki has always suffered from rather vivid nightmares, but when they start to come alive, Thor just may have to save his little brother from himself. Co-written with Gabrielle Day. R&R please!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Liar's Wand by Evilnor reviews
Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/8/2012 - G. Ollivander, Loki - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
from the heart in exile by rockpaperscissor reviews
Post-Avengers. Forgiveness isn't easily attained. Neither is redemption. Fortunately, Loki has little interest in either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Immortal Wives Club by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it started as a chat between two annoyed blondes, now once a month Lucy, Rose and Donna sit there complaining about their husbands. implied Master/Lucy, 10Rose and Jack/Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lucy S., Rose T. - Complete
The Perks of Being an Occasional Art Connoisseur by Hekateras reviews
The painting technique was quite remarkable, but the subject matter even more so - an angel half-kneeling in a dusty room, wings spread out. Crowley recognised him.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 7,070 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Enough by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
None of them even knew Loki had been missing from his imprisonment on Asgard when Thor shows up with a shell of a god in his arms. Clint finds himself almost unwillingly starting to feel sympathy for the god as he gets to know him and realizes maybe not everything was as it seems. -complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
The Dangers of Loneliness by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
Movieverse. Bruce dealing with feeling outcast on the team and noticing a foe more than he really should be. Loki/Bruce-ish.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Loki] - Complete
Crashing and Burning by ookami-san reviews
Tony wasn't sure how they'd gotten to this point, or how they'd started six months ago, but he knows he's about to bring it crashing down around him. Frostiron. Tony/Loki. Angst/Romance. One-shot. Rated M for suggestiveness.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 1,637 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Snakes by ProxyPromethea reviews
Prompt: "Avengers Assemble Because Loki's Meeting His Son's Girlfriend. . . Nessie the Loch Ness Monster" ; Crack fill. Only pairing is Nessie/Jörmungandr Loki's giant sea serpent son in Norse mythology
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Do I Make You Proud? by WanderingChild96 reviews
Inspired by a post on Tumblr, asking what Loki would see in the Mirror of Erised. Let the fluff begin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki - Complete
Defying His Doom by Marnie reviews
It seems unlikely that any outside force will ever work to redeem Loki, whether because he's incorrigable or they're just not prepared to try. This leaves Loki in the familiar position of having to do it all by himself. Final sex scene added by Abandon-Morality under the title 'Marnie.' See my favourites to read that :
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Loki - Complete
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
Dames & Broads, Witches & Wizards by Tangerine-Alert reviews
An office on the cusp of Knockturn, a private detective and a case of magical contract and murderous tournaments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Shattered Prophecy by Project Dark Overlord reviews
A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Compromised by Nightsmoke reviews
All in all, pretending to pay penance was not going well. This was so much worse than the tree. Character study, post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
I heard you killed your only friend last year by Min Daae reviews
It's not exactly how Steve was planning to spend his time.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Keep To The Left by NeverMineToHold reviews
There is the right path to follow but Clint chose to turn left...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Everyone loves Cookies, right? by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Post-Avengers. Odin has given Loki a new task. He must do something nice for the Avengers. He decides to bake cookies. Innocent enough, right?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hulk Hugs by PurpleMoon3 reviews
While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 9,613 - Follows: 5,655 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday in the Park with Loki by chatnoir1 reviews
Steve Rogers runs into Loki in Central Park and learns a few things. Ignorance really is bliss.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Used tissues and bad soup by Tozz reviews
The red blotches stark against pale, sweating skin. Hair that needed washing. Red-rimmed eyes. A bit of mucus dripping from his right nasal cavity. He'd deduced it even before John croaked, "Sherlock. I'm sick." Fill for the kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 6,573 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Here on Gilligan's Isle by VergofTowels reviews
Loki and Tony Stark are stranded on a deserted island. Hint of Tony/Loki, but mainly silliness.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Schooled: Duelled by WyrdSmith reviews
This is being left up for the time being, but it and all sequels are now posted as a multi-chapter fic in "Schooled." please post new reviews there. Thanks a ton!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Independence Day by 123claire123 reviews
Severus Snape was not happy man; he had literally pulled the short straw. He had been sent to inform Harry Potter about the Wizarding world. What he finds is not what is expected. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All That Ends Well by Belcris reviews
Harry has a rather bad day at work that leads to something so much worse. Still, fate has a way or rewarding us sometimes, and this is Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 317 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not! by expiry 4.23 reviews
John's phone is possessed; Sherlock is unsympathetic. But John ruthlessly puts Sherlock in his place when the tables turn. All's fair in love and texting, after all. Mostly crack!fic, with some tender moments. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chance Encounter by Quinnzical reviews
John's timeline intersected with Sherlock's many years before that fateful day at Barts. Of course neither remembered it, but Mycroft did because Mycroft remembers -everything-. One Shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Protection by LulaMadison reviews
Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Avengers H/C fic. Written for this prompt: "Loki is badly injured maybe saving Tony? and he & Tony are trapped together. Would prefer if Loki was on a temporary truce with the Avengers against whatever they're fighting."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 223 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 370 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Manipulation by sixbynine reviews
John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Work On Your Balance by speculate reviews
In which John is actually pretty good at ice skating, Sherlock's not and insists it's all for a case , and Lestrade is pretty amused by it all. Johnlock, if you look for it, but could also be read as friends. Fluffy, wintery oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Texture of His Skin by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Steve knows what it means to be an abomination. Slash. Loki/Steve Rogers aka, Captain America .
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
Coping by Fallende reviews
Seeing him again had been the first - and last - time John Watson had ever fainted.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Pussy of Penzance by Melaszka reviews
A very immature parody of The Hounds of Baskerville WITH SPOILERS . No disrespect intended to any of the Sherlock team - I love this programme to the point of insanity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Road Hazards by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Poison by ViennaSunset reviews
No longer a oneshot. John has to suck poison out of Sherlock's neck after he gets in the way of a poison dart. Although that bruise is going to be very awkward to explain...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 629 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 16,003 - Follows: 4,435 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Game You Can Name by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers are called to repel a Jotun invasion. At the Bell Centre in Montreal. What could they be doing there, and is Loki involved? Hint: of course he is!
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Suspenders by LenkaJeneva reviews
Oneshot. Suspenders Hold Up Pants and Conversations. Simple as that. It's first year and Harry is about to catch the Hogwarts Express... of course... he manages to run into Nymphadora Tonks instead of the Weasleys this time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the JKR: Just Kidding Really by madsloth reviews
Post DH… or is it, Harry wakes up from a very bad dream he had after being knocked out during a vigorous training session. :Think of Dorothy in Wizard of Oz: Harry/Susan/Hanna Implied but no pairing. Pre-Hogwarts Harry is around 8 or 9 years old One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Sarcasm is one more service we offer by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by ConeycatJr reviews
From a norsekink prompt: When Loki shows up at the Avengers Mansion with a puppy for his brother, Tony wonders what he's really up to.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
It's Too Late by Romantic Silence reviews
However, instead of being met with a boyish grin that told him everything was going to be alright, Harry shook his head solemnly and said, "I'm sorry Ron, but it's too late."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 5,461 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Professor's Discretion by Twelve Years in Azkaban reviews
The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,741 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 1,206 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Want to know how I got this scar? by Count Anarchy reviews
Thank God You're Here: DLP Challenge. One-shot. Challenge was to write a 1000 word story in 1 hour incorporating the line "Want to know how I got this scar?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Stockholm by Rurouni Star reviews
-HG/BZ- No one can really force you to do anything. But they can make you want to do it yourself, if they're good enough. Blaise Zabini is awfully good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/11/2011 - [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Making Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Loki - Complete
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Locus by Shivani reviews
A center or source, as of activities or power. Tom is Harry's locus, time and time again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,128 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Ten Days by ealcynn reviews
After that night at the pool, something changes. It takes Sherlock ten days to deduce what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apocalypse Again by BC reviews
The Doctor faces another End of the World, this time with two almost competent companions – an angel and a demon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, A. Crowley - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 760 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Break The Lock If It Don't Fit by a daughter called random reviews
Because the best way to get back at Hermione Granger for punching you in the face is to steal her school trunk on the last day of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolute by 666Cliche reviews
Power corrupts. Absolutely. Harry Potter finds the Death Note and resolves to use it to save the world. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
James Potter is Thick by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Sirius and Remus think James needs some stronger glasses if he really doesn't realise what's going on... RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
The Ravages of Eternity by sariane reviews
The Master reluctantly agrees to help the Doctor on a desperate quest to stop the End of Time. Together, they travel across the stars one final time in a twisted truce that strains them both and crosses old boundaries. Slash. Doctor/Master. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,754 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 305 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Insanity by feelsthemagic reviews
Spoilers for Last of the Time Lords and The End of Time. The Master travels through time, space, and nothingness before the Doctor can find a way to bring him back.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 379 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Act of Simple Devotion by Blame Brampton reviews
It's a age-old story. You fancy a boy and you think he fancies you. Sure there are problems – attacks on former Death Eaters, crazed tabloid journalists, evangelical references, and your girlfriend – but you have a cunning plan … HD/DM, 8th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fickle Hand of Fate by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter died in 1981, but in 1993 Harry finally arrives at Hogwarts. No one seems to know he should be dead, except Dumbledore, who stole someone else's son to replace the Boy-Who-Didn't-Live. AU SiriusBarty. LVHP preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Saved Message by Mousme reviews
Dean decides to surprise his brother with a new phone. Even better is when he finds that he's been able to save all of Sam's old information and restore it to his cell. That's when he discovers an old voicemail that Sam has kept saved...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Idris by a daughter called random reviews
Because when you're in love with someone, waiting seven hundred years to meet them is nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deal With The Devil by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Courting of Draco Malfoy by ricetard reviews
In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 370 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 859 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reconciliation by zeegrindylows reviews
The war has been over for a decade and a half. After seven years away from England, Hermione returns and bumps into the last person she wanted to see. A gift for Camillo1978 in the 2008 Winter SSHG Exchange. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Sherlock Got His Coat Back by whowhatnow reviews
There are many strange things about Sherlock Holmes. John is beginning to find out that his coat is the least of them. ‹sherlockjohn, the marquis de carabas, irene adler›
Crossover - Neverwhere & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - John W. - Complete
When You're a God by Kutasan reviews
The battle in the graveyard had unexpected consequences. When you're a God, paradoxes don't matter. Discontinued due to a lack of inspiration, open for anyone to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P.
The Great Body Switching Incident of '76 by Froody reviews
The Marauders somehow swap bodies during the night. James is squashy, Sirius is an angel, Peter is a lady-killer, and Remus is scared for his life. Mayhem and mischief abound! -Hints at R/S and L/J-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
There Is Something Going On by AliceAtHeart reviews
Sheldon and Penny have something going on… See how the others find out, and how they both feel. Fluff and Humor. Oneshot R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Mornings by ImpishTubist reviews
Killer Christmas trees. Possessed mannequins. Spaceships falling from the sky. Over the course of three mornings in 2007, John Watson begins to suspect that perhaps spending Christmas in London isn't the best of ideas.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Disc Raised by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Secrets by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Fifty secrets Remus and Sirius know about each other. References to sex and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 444 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ascension of the Archmage by Earl Lonsdale reviews
COMPLETE. Oneshot. "No," he said in a cold voice that chilled their very blood. "Harry Potter died that night... I am the Emerald Prince, and soon you will witness the ascension of my lord."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Sticks and stones and feet belonging to arseholes may break my bones, but - bloody hell, Malfoy! Be careful where you shove that thing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Familial Cliches by Sonic Serendipity reviews
Or, four times Nate unconsciously spoke out of the Dad Handbook and one time that turnabout was fair play.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Nathan F. - Complete
On Sport by TheShoelessOne reviews
Extortion, illegal fight clubs, and murder in Nantes. This is Sherlock's idea of a holiday. Pre-slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Celebration by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. "It's very nice. But it's not what I wanted."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Marriage by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. John had met a really nice girl named Mary.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Religion by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. He'd rather be anywhere else, anywhere but a church.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5847 - Favs: 15,635 - Follows: 17,018 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
It's the Hair by tli reviews
Harry and Luna ask the Room of Requirement to show them something interesting. Contains a pairing that I like - HarryLuna, a pairing that makes no sense, and a very silly incantation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Meant to Say by Kirinin reviews
It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,438 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Summer at Snapes by RingosGarden reviews
Installment number three in the Taylor Black Saga. Taylor spends the summer with Snape after Remus decides he can no longer care for her in fear of hurting her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness And Snogging by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry thinks Malfoy is acting weirdly, Draco thinks it's all Harry's fault, Hermione thinks they're both idiots, and Ron thinks that unless Malfoy stops making him late for breakfast, there's going to be trouble. Harry/Draco pointlessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 249 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 12,791 - Follows: 5,179 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5136 - Favs: 8,958 - Follows: 8,929 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Could Have Beans by T-R-Us reviews
AU-ish. Oneshot. "Could-Have Beans," George stated as his twin tipped the beans into Harry's hand. "One mouthful and they'll let you live a life that could have been. But only temporarily, of course."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 276 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 354 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 1,051 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Point by Kendra James reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and takes the ultimate escape. Severus Snape discovers that it can take a revisit with the past to see it clearly . Oneshot; mention of rape, self halm and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,182 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Lightning's Tale by Riddle Master 101 reviews
Harry Potter is abruptly thrown into a different world upon receiving his letter from Hogwarts. Danger stalks him at every turn, light and dark are locked in a constant, eternal battle, and weaving it all together is this substance called magic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 111,675 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fair is Fowl, and Fowl is Fair by salty-sarah reviews
AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,553 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Riddle's Legacy by GenvieveWoolf reviews
Miraculously, the boy hesitated. Realizing what was at stake, Tom dropped the wand and fell to his knees. "Don't do it!" The next words came very hard. "Please, don't kill me." What might have happened if Harry had not stabbed Riddle's diary?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,273 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Jealousy by ariex04 reviews
Lily Evans likes James Potter, but he has a girlfriend. Sirius Black has a similar problem. The solution? Date each other to make them jealous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
A packet of crisps and a Retcon pill by Jinxed-Wood reviews
"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gwen C., Sherlock H. - Complete
Prodigium by Shivani reviews
Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tenant by Emily Waters reviews
A necromance by Svengaly. Translation. "All people are equal in the presence of death... but some are more equal than others ; "
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
This is Your Reward by dunuelos reviews
Follow up to my one-shot The Boy Who Died Alone, the ultimate "rewards" are handed out as each person passes away. This will include at least the trio, Dumbledore, Fudge, Luna, Sirius and Remus. What will each receive? CharDeath
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
The Beginning, if There is One by The Wigmonsters reviews
Year one, AU. Things didn't go quite as planned the first time around, so a higher power stepped in and changed things around. How will Harry turn out now, if he learns not to take everything at face value? He begins his first year... in Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P.
What I Like About You by Phips and Filly reviews
Just a small little detour and Lily Evans would be right back on schedule. Well, she would have been if not for a certain insufferable Marauder by the name of Sirius Black. But maybe not everything's as bad as it seems. Maybe. But it probably is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tell Me You're Lying, Then Maybe I Can Listen by castrophrenia reviews
The mother once warned, "My child the worst of monsters come out in the light." And the mother was never wrong. Shawn is missing in action when a serial killer hits Santa Barbara. And worse the killer is calling for their psychic by name.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,772 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Shawn S.
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 914 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Harry Potter by finitedreamer reviews
Most children were terrified when they finally learned that one day, they too would die. Harry had always lived with the horrible knowledge that he wouldn't.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Damsel by Smidy reviews
Once upon a time, Amelia Pond decided that fairy tales could just sod off. Truly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
So,This is Recovery? Seriously,Bring the Pineapple by Kansas42 reviews
Getting shot isn't as fun as you might expect. Surviving is a super bonus, but that whole recovery thing? Not so awesome. Sequel/Complimentary Fic for So, This is Dying? I'd Rather Be Eating Pineapple.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
The Doctor's List Of Capital Things by Smidy reviews
Post Flesh and Stone In which the Doctor arrives at the realization that this particular regeneration was rather fond of capitalization. Take, for instance, his current predicament - it was Extremely Very Not Good.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Barking Mad by Simply Mim reviews
Sirius Black was very upset and fully intended on giving Lily Evans a piece of his mind! One-shot! R&R L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 11,815 - Follows: 10,829 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Astrid's Love Issues by Spiffswishy reviews
Astrid gets hit by Caine alittle to hard and when she comes back to consciensness she's in love with.......Drake?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008
How Draco Malfoy Learnt to Live as Charmed a Life by khasael reviews
Draco would swear he's the world's unluckiest person. Maybe the answer to his problem lies in Harry Potter, whose life is seemingly charmed. He resolves to stick as close to Potter as possible, in the hopes that maybe some of that luck will rub off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 881 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Quiz by bluebell-uk reviews
Fed up with fan-girls after him Harry submits a Quiz to Witch Weekly. What will the results be? One Shot, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 340 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 667 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 588 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Getting To The Bottom Of Things by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry, Logic, and ADHD by Mihra-Attar reviews
The Dursleys aren't horrible. Harry possessed Logic...ADHD...and an apprenticeship with Fred and George...sort of. Rated K for now M for later. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 206 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The One Ring Misconstruction by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Language of Serpents by Dolosus Vipereus reviews
He speaks in hisses and writes in squiggles without a second thought, English unnatural coming from his quill or mouth. Snakes are his brethren and the Dark his lusting pursuit. When he enters the wizarding world, he is far from what they expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,642 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P.
King of the Nile by Trigz reviews
Harry Potter has always been a wizard who managed what was previously considered impossible. As this statement proves true once again, he asks for the help of his allies, the goblins. And goblins always strive for potential profit. AU, HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 181 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 795 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 287 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 1,425 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Whoever said math teachers aren't torturous lied! by Jaivaramongolid reviews
Shawn is kidnapped by a math teacher suspected of torture and murder. Will the others find him before he is killed?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Family Jewels by sg2009 reviews
Bobby's not sure what to do with the cursed idjits. Spoilers possible through season 5. There's some crack and then a little plot and then some schmoop. And the overuse of the phrase idjits.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 5,732 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Mind Games? by Green Flames reviews
NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 4,868 - Follows: 1,295 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
A Matter Of Hope by rockpaperscissor reviews
Post-5.14. “Maybe I’m just not deprived,” he offers, heart sinking because he remembers, Castiel didn’t buy this either. "Maybe I just ate enough Twinkies.".
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 5145 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 305 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3982 - Favs: 18,183 - Follows: 7,720 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Magically Clichéd by Sharpsword reviews
Sirius Black's First Kiss
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught by LiveinLivingColor reviews
All Carlton Lassiter wants is to get rid of Shawn Spencer. When the opportunity arises, he finds himself reconsidering. Shules, through Lassiter's eye.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Some Lose Their Way by eternitywaits1 reviews
Ten/Donna. Donna lets the nightmares back in.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15887 - Favs: 26,421 - Follows: 11,024 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Happier Halloween by Marlicat reviews
One fateful Halloween night, James reminds the world that he IS a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Cleverest Demon by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Voldemort sought a demonic helper. He got the "demon" part all right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Voldemort, A. Crowley - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
11 Diary by meikouhaikitsune reviews
We only know what we hear, and sometimes what we don't hear is the most important thing we could know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Slytherinesque Revenge by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is forced to Marry Ginny... but will it be happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Self Destruct by TashaVal reviews
Why is it that people don’t start to care until it’s too late? Only when you hit rock bottom do they see all the signs and clues you’ve been stringing along for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ten things about the Marauders by donquichotte reviews
Thought I'd try some of these. Mentions of slash and some foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Patented Daydream Charm by Euphoria123 reviews
Someone unexpected shows up in Hermione's daydream
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4561 - Favs: 7,823 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The BoyWhoLived: to be a Vengeance Demon? by Mistress Ashley reviews
A certain amulet turns up in the HP-verse. Can you guess who finds it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Lost & Found by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Realms of the Gods, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Divine Intervention. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,462 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Camillo reviews
A Severus/Luna story. Is Severus losing his memory, or are there other forces at work? Luna probably knows, but she tends to talk more when she’s had some lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Hidden Slip of Paper by White As Snow reviews
Someone left Harry instructions on how to defeat Voldemort. Too bad he didn't find them until five months after the war, when the trio are cleaning out Dumbledore's study. Crack!Fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Peeves
Meaning It by Itzika reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 9,574 - Follows: 2,489 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Six Months In Ten Seconds Ultimate Edition by JTER reviews
One Shot; Hermione Granger, the Master, the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Best Little Whore House in Hogsmeade by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Luna L., Percy W. - Complete
The Easy Way by kb0 reviews
After 5th year, the “talk” with Vernon at the train station is counter-productive and Dumbledore learns how big a mistake he made by continually sending Harry back to the Dursleys. A one-shot, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Never Entirely Free by kilara25 reviews
Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Secret Engagement by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU after Jack left, Gwen and Ianto took comfort in one another. it eventually grew into love and Ianto proposed. however Jack is back and unable to tell him the team is keeping everything a secret, how long will it last?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,586 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Gwen C., Ianto J.] - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 455 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 241 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Because You Are So Dear by Wilting Rose 08 reviews
Not so one-shot anymore, kind of surprise ending. Harry's phone goes off in the middle of an Order meeting. Who is it, and who would inspire a love song as their ring tone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dear Diary by Naja-FF reviews
After defeating Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry claims the diary as his own. He hopes to learn the secrets of the darkest wizard of the age. The diary, however, has other plans. (Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Diary of a Songbird by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret and Draco Malfoy is curious. Why is she so dependent on her diary, and what happened to make her that way? Can Hermione trust herself with a person like Malfoy, or will he only make things worse? Compliant up to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the DASBA by schweigende reviews
Takes place summer before Harry’s third year, when Harry is staying at the Leaky Cauldron. The Diagon Alley Small Business Association is eagerly looking forward to some quality Potter-watching, but they aren't too impressed with what they see....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Sirius Black, Just A Lock! by xNightcatx reviews
ONESHOT. Sirius has an admirer at Hogwarts. Her love for him grows and grows until she faces the fact that he will graduate before she can tell him her true feelings. How does he react? R&R. No pairings, all good fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Four Gwackto Reunions by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
spoilers for Children of Earth. four alternative ways for Gwen, Jack and Ianto to be reunited
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 255 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 1,302 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus by Secret Weapon reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Insanity by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to Amnesia. the Master has kidnapped Donna and made her his wife, the Doctor and Jack are trapped on the Valiant while Rose is walking the Earth. meanwhile Donna is trapped in some sort of mental dream. warning implied rape and some violence
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,779 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Donna N., Rose T. - Complete
Death of a Riddle by 8thweasleykid reviews
Hermione goes back in time with the sole purpose of killing Tom Riddle. The problem: She falls in love. Will she be able to fufill her calling and if so will there be consequences. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Talking Like Reasonable People by darkpanda of angels reviews
A story in which Harry screws destiny and moves to Trinidad. 1st in my Trinidad Trilogy series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Seven Signs of Insanity by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to the '7 Things' oneshots. Wilf is punching the Doctor, Jack is being chased by nurses, Mickey is being the smart one, Donna and Human are having personality transplants and the Doctor wonders if he's better of alone. happy b-day Josie
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Power by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Wolf-Speaker, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Teacher. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,319 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Marriage Counselling For the Team by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Soapy's Challenge. there's been some murders during a group marriage counselling and the team go undercover to investigate. Owen is trapped in a gay marriage with Jack. Gwen's furious with Rhys and Tosh is trying to kill Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Jack H., Owen H. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I will NOT marry a Weasley by broomstick flyer reviews
A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Better Person by Angst Splatter reviews
Dudley didn't always get what he wanted. A look at five things Dudley didn't get, and how it affected him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Dudley D. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 1,719 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 13,743 - Follows: 6,460 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Adventures of Trolley lady by Dr. Sheep reviews
A comedy one-shot, we follow the hilarious misadventures of everyone's favourite old lady as she makes her bi-annual trip to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
The Boogeyman by EBWelsh reviews
A seven year old Harry suprises an extremley vexed Potions Master. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Teacher by Loten reviews
The Immortals Quartet: Wild Magic, written from Numair's perspective. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Fates Mistake by broomstick flyer reviews
It was just a tiny insignificant thing, one tiny change to the life the fates had planned for Harry Potter. It was a change that would change his life from the day after his name came out of the tri wizard cup. H/Hr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 308 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reinette Gets to the Stars by MyMidnight reviews
Reinette doesn't die! She's makes it to the TARDIS & goes to the stars! Awww! But be forewarned, this isn't your typical Timelord meets French Aristocrat and they live happily ever after love story. Nope this is smutty, lezzie crack!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Rose T. - Complete
Five Times 10's Companions met 9 by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
includes Astrid, River Song, Martha, Jenny, Donna, Jack and Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Boy Who Fell by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,413 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
7 Things the Human Doctor Inherited from Donna by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
companion to 7 Things Donna Noble Inherited from the Doctor. Rose discovers there might be a bit too much of Donna in the Human Doctor than they orginally thought
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Identity by Brackets reviews
A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
More Than Equal by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
One should always be careful when dealing with prophecy.... None could guess the consequences of premature action and needless haste in dealing with the prophecy. Dark!Powerful!Self-serving!Cruel Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,373 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P.
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 11,727 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Shedding Light Upon Truth by Twin Kats reviews
//This is an old AU one-shot I wrote years ago. Thought I'd re-upload it//The Final Battle has arrived, fought, and finished, but is the victor truly victorious?//WARNING: Character Death//A bit of a psychological read//
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Understand by Krahae reviews
Drabble, one shot. Magic made Harry what everyone expected him to be. Be careful what you wish for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Diary Of Mrs Harry James Potter by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 217 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Leave The Horcrux by broomstick flyer reviews
What I think should have happened when Ron left and then came back to the tent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 208 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 309 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8492 - Favs: 11,682 - Follows: 6,002 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 434 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Epilogue? What? by Harry's My Boy reviews
What if the final battle went differently? Not drastically, but differently. What would change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Was All For My Family by Gleam reviews
Vernon Dursley is a good man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 177 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 177 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five Times the Doctor Thought of Rose by pacejunkie reviews
Takes place between the events of Doomsday and the goodbye on Bad Wolf Bay. As the Doctor searches for a pinhole in time through which to contact Rose, memories of her lay scattered throughout the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Maybe Someday by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
After winter holidays their fifth year, Sirius discovers Hermione's diary left behind. He learns that she understood him, more than he ever knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The AU Attack by The Tin Dogs Bollocks reviews
Apparently someone is not quite happy with the turnout on Bad Wolf Bay. A mysterious entity has dragged everyone back there with unsettling delusions to how it should have turned out. Featuring cameos from Captain Jack, Martha, Jenny and the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Slowly Lost by SunnyRea reviews
Love Hurts. Gwen and Rhys' relationship was so good in the beginning but things change.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Three Very Angry Football Players by missmarykat reviews
Full Title: Three Very Angry, Very Big, Very Strong Football Players this is alternative ending to "Any Given Friday Night" and is Shawn Whump! this is my first attempt at whumpage, and I hope you enjoy
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Amnesia by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU after the events of Girl in fireplace the TARDIS takes Rose away and makes her forget everything. a year later Bad Wolf and her companion meet the Doctor, and for some reason he won't leave them alone
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Draco Loves Harry by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is my response to just about every slash story out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Agony Aunt Owen Harper Style by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Soapy-Liedown's challenge. Jack has withdrawn from the team and Owen is just lucky enough to find out what the hell is wrong with him. Jack/Ianto/Gwen and Owen/Tosh
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Owen H., Jack H. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 357 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Lily's Ultimate Revenge by Escoger reviews
The REAL reason why Lily never forgave Snape and why James became a much better person during his sixth year. AU almost certainly, but it could theoretically be canon, and if it was, it would be very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 521 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Godmother Donna Noble Style by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU. the Doctor's new companion, Reinette does not please his four companions, when the four of them get banned from Jack's party Donna sets out to play fairy godmother, Rose being her Cinderella.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Donna N. - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
5 Times the Doctor's Shoe Laces Came Undone by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just as the title says, includes what really happened in Utopia, why the Doctor shouldn't do the food shopping, why the Doctor was eager to leave the Powell Estate and what he and Rose have been upto in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Martha J., Rose T. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 553 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
7 Things Donna had Inherited from the Doctor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just because he erased her memories didn't mean he erased his habits. seven huge habits come out constantly, followed with little quirks all from the Doctor...it's driving Sylvia and Wilf insane.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Donna N., Sylvia N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Five Ways The Human Doctor Dies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what it says on the tin, includes Martha's Revenge and The Wizard of Oz.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Five Mistletoe kisses by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what it says on the tin, pairings: Janto, Gwack, Gwanto, Towen and a surprise.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Sleeptalking by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the Doctor sleep talks, his faithful HA! companions uses it to their advantage.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
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Along for the Ride reviews
A bitter and jaded Hermione Granger accidentally travels back in time twenty-one years to her first year of Hogwarts. Forget fixing the past, she just wants to make the world burn. Too bad she's not the only one who traveled in time... [Featuring: rage, revolution, and maybe even some romance.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,147 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/21/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
This Is Not a Love Story reviews
…except for the part where it sort of, almost, kind of… is. [Severus gets cursed and falls in love with Hermione Granger. That's not the worst part. Featuring: Bellatrix Lestrange on the warpath, Hermione facing some dark choices, and a Severus Snape who's incapable of saying no.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Broom Tricks and Quidditch Fics reviews
A collection of short stories written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. / Round 13: a random wizard does some whispering.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,572 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/5/2017
The Carriage Held reviews
The Dark Lord lingers. Severus spirals. Did Harry Potter ever truly exist at all? (OotP AU. Go inside the mind of Severus Snape as he tackles several beguiling mysteries, and risks everything he holds dear.) COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,763 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
There exists an artifact that shows you what could have been. Harry becomes obsessed. Takes place after book 7, but before the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Servant of the Darkness reviews
Deep in a cave lies the most evil of creatures... Some thoughts on it by its loyal servant.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Severus Snape: Exposed reviews
An article about the inner life and disgustingness of Severus Snape. Published, of course, by the Quibbler. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Great Things reviews
Ollivander is well known for his good wands, and how everyone who has one will grow up to do great things. What happens when he meets Melvin Squat, a non-remarkable boy? Set around the time when Harry buys his first wand, but not important. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - OC - Complete
Joel K Riddle reviews
Voldemort's embarrassing brother comes to town stoned, of course and not only ruins his reputation but pees on Voldemort's lawn. Rated T for drug usage, and mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tom Marvola Riddle reviews
Drabble. Harry does something unthinkable and truly evil. He changes Voldemort's name! Now his anagram doesn't work...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter the Master of Explosives reviews
Harry Potter... Master of explosives. Harry gets a gift of a lifetime supply of explosives, and puts it to "good" use. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Storm Voldemort's Castle Easy Version reviews
How do you storm Voldemort's castle? How many people do you need? A thousand? No! All you need is two! And all you really need is a clipboard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape's Dear Old Mum reviews
Snape has been being mean to poor wittle Harry-kins, so Harry gets his revenge... By writing to Snape's mother? Actually turned out quite well, in my opinion. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You're Under Arrest For The Murder Of Voldemort reviews
Sometimes no one wins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Take Over The World Easy Version reviews
Well, the name really says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
How To Get Into The House You Want reviews
Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Kill Harry Potter Easy Version reviews
This is a sort of sequel to 'How To Kill Voldy Easy Version'. Title says all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Harry Potter Show reviews
The Harry Potter Show! What else can I say? K for mild language and the kind of violence you find in cartoons. Which mothers are always complaining are too violent. Harry invites guests to appear on his show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Suing the Unsueables reviews
Harry Potter dies and comes back as a ghost, so he decides to sue the school. They quickly decide to settle, but how long can they keep up the terms? And what happens if they can't? Very short, really just a one-shot split into three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mutant Rabbit OF DOOM! reviews
Harry is out of school and living as an exterminator. He gets a call from Hogwarts about a thing that is massacring students. A one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Kill Voldy Easy Version reviews
How do you kill Voldemort? Easy! This is what "should" have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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