Oh look, I'm alive! Yes. I was hiatus and I've begun writing again. Not quite with a story you'd expect from a die hard Manga Lover. Uh...I forgot what I should put here. I'll start with really basic shiz.

Name: Can't you read? LDN, for short though. It's too complicated writing that whole shiznit out! I barely remember why I did it like that, haha.

Age: I am immortal! I've been here since the Big Bang, people! Just ask Morgan Freeman.

Current Home: Look...the only people who I'm sure have my address are the government, immediate family, and friends. The only people who somehow found my address are terrorists. If you don't fall into any of those explicit categories, ya ain't gonna ever know it. (My first home is Mars, I was talking about my second home)

A Bit About Yourself: Well...since you asked. I am a human being, of the female populace to be specific, who enjoys being weird. That bout sums me up in one sweet sentence!

Your One True Wish: To be struck by lightning. Honestly, it would be inspiring and make a great story for when I'm obscenely old, yelling at kids in my backyard. (If you understood that I hope you laughed as hard as I did)

More Stuff About Me, as Pertaining to Fanfiction(I'm looking more egotistical by the minute!)

I write romance and humor, ALWAYS. Nothing I write ever goes beyond T, because I cannot write smut to save my life. Yes, I'll read it, but if I had to write it I would fumble over every other word. I'm already a pervert in person, why should I be one in writing? Also, even if a story is humorous and romantic, it may have some angst in it. This is due to my amazing ability to pull at your heartstrings and make you cry (I write poetry, I know how to portray emotion). Uh...what else?

Ah, yes. I mostly write one-shots, because I never have time to coddle long term stories. Nor do I have the attention span, usually the story gets ignored for months and by then I've forgotten where I was going with it, then I reread it and begin to think it's crap and I start to rewrite and edit. Finally, a year and many headaches later, I update a chapter and finish the damn thing. It's not a happy cycle.

I would tell you what I write for, meaning categories, but the site has graciously done that for me :) So, maybe the pairings I write for or hope to write for or simply adore? That cool...awesome. (The ellipses were me waiting for your response, I pretended you responded...yes I'm crazy)

Suits

Harvey Spector & Mike Ross

Harvey Spector & Donna

Harvey Spector & Rachel Zane

(Yes, they all have Harvey, but that's 'cause he's my #1 and when it comes to fanfiction I like any pairing with him, unless it has Louis...he's meant to be alone)

Naruto

Sasuke & Sakura

Naruto & Hinata

Sakura & Kakashi

Harry Potter

Tom Riddle JR & Hermoine

Hermoine & Harry

(Hermoine is one of those characters who, I believe, you can pair with anyone and I quite enjoy her with anyone)

There was more that I wanted to say, considering my profile used to be a lot longer. Although, I don't know why I care what I put here...does anyone even read this? Hmm? No? Yea, I thought not. Just me, myself, and I.

Ah. Well, since I'm pretending someone is listening/reading. I'll just say what is CURRENTLY being worked on :) So you can follow my progress with my stories. I've recently reentered the fanfiction scene, so please bear with me.

Before we begin, though, here's a few things to keep in mind when reading the progress of a story. A) School has started, thus meaning I get a workload and B) I don't get home till around 4:30pm (EST) and cannot actually start working on anything until I've finished my homework! C) I do have a life away from this computer...D) Writer's block can and will occur. E) Sometime...it just takes TIME for me to write a chapter I consider suitable for your reading pleasures!

Some writers write for themselves, some for others. I write for you but still uphold my personal standards for what it should be. (Correct spelling & grammar, maintain the character's personality, awesome dialogue and humor - regardless of the actual genre)

Enough with the chitter chatter, here's my progress :)

Stories In Progress: 1

You're Moving In

Currently has 2 chapters! Chapter 3 has about 3000 words. See? I promised it would be longer ;)

Take Me Home

Currently has 1 chapter! Chapter 2 is being conceived. Give it some time, it's like a fetus right now.

Well my little curmudgeons, I hope you actually read this profile and are reading a...well the only story I'm working on. Unless you don't like Suits...whatever everyone has an opinion. If I said otherwise, I wouldn't belong in my country, now would I?

If you have any questions, concerns, or just need someone to talk to you can message me. I always answer...even when I'm doing work I know I should be doing.

Fuck.