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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

10/2012 I hate it when authors write excuses in stories, so I'm putting it in my profile. Two deaths in the family. Two. A surgery for my husband, a surgery for me, and a month in hospital for me with the Worst Case of Pneumonia, Ever and I am back to writing again. I have officially decided that it is not a joke when calling my life a comedy of errors.

2/2012 I love the Potterverse, most of the time. I hate the epilogue. HATEHATEHATE with the passion of 10,000 burning suns. Snape is not dead. Hermione did NOT marry Ron. Dumbledore does NOT get off the hook that easy. So I have decided to finally start writing (righting wrongs!) my own fiction. My updates will come as fast as I write them, and as I have no beta currently please do not be offended by minor grammar or spelling mistakes. Or even mistakes in references to JKR plot, as I haven't read most of these books in years.

Thank you,

Mrs. Radishballs

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Looking Beyond by shinigamigirl196 reviews
The first thing everyone noticed about Hope Potter was that she may have had her mother's face, but she had her father's penchant for causing trouble or somehow finding only made sense that she would fall for a prankster, and it only made sense that danger was attracted to her very scent. Somehow, she was going to prove she was more than just the Girl-Who-Lived. FemHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 149 - Words: 659,032 - Reviews: 3738 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 15h - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Harry P., George W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,760 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 18h - Published: 3/22
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 88 - Words: 529,395 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,613 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/14 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 503,971 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,187 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Time and Again by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris goes missing in the Congo, you'll never guess where he ends up. Or perhaps I should say when?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Xander H., Minerva M.] Harry P., Neville L.
Trouble Maker by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
Sookie chooses employment over slavery, and Eric welcomes all of the trouble it brings his way when he offers to protect our favorite telepath from becoming Sophie-Ann's pet. An Eric/Sookie fic. Plenty of roller coasters, proofread, beta approved, and lemons galore if you have a tinge of patience in you!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 280,916 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 5,769 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 148,791 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/21/2014
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 191,052 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 357,550 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 5,428 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,083 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Stepping Into The Sky by Raul Fictitious reviews
Dobby does not succeed in rescuing Harry and the order is crushed by Voldemort. Harry is sealed and 500 years into the future he is found by the crew of the ship: Serenity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,758 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., R. Tam
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle. Will you still need me, will you still read me, when I'm sixty-four? (chapters long)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 215,517 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6944 - Favs: 9,646 - Follows: 12,727 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 403,926 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
A New Order by arturus reviews
A renegade Jedi has a force vision of a pair of powerful Force sensitive's. This sets in motion events that will see the rise of a new order of Force users. This new order will have a profound effect on the future of many worlds. HP/LL SW Universe
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,882 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/20/2010
Unexpected Happenings by whitedwarf reviews
HP(Fem)/Klaus: Forced through necessity to move to America, Rei Potter has only one goal: Get her magic fixed as soon as possible so she can go home. Unfortunately, Mystic Falls isn't as quiet and idyllic as she's been led to believe and when Original Hybrids begin crawling their way into her heart against all odds, she doesn't know what to think.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 249,983 - Reviews: 4788 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Klaus
The Two Body Problem by Tozette reviews
Hermione receives the diary. Neither she, nor Tom, is what the other was expecting. [Origin story for a dark Hermione. This is not a romance. Canon AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,967 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/2 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,444 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,278 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 7,063 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Liberi De Luna by InkPhoenix reviews
Abandoned by his uncle, five year old Harry Potter is sure that he's going to die in the dark forest by starvation or killed by wild animals. That is until he's found by Elysia, who brings him to her non-human clans. The only problem is, they don't like humans or wizards... [CURRENTLY IN YEAR ONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,349 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 7,699 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
A Better Man by 27dayz reviews
After Carol's death, Daryl makes a desperate wish to save her. Suddenly, he finds himself back in the quarry, staring as she and her daughter cower in the shadow of her husband. With all of his memories of the future intact, can Daryl change life as he knows it? And just how will this journey change him? M for later chapters. Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 102 - Words: 474,772 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Daryl D., Carol] Merle D., Sophia
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 141 - Words: 569,857 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,425 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5307 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
An Extraordinarily Ordinary Life by Raidermae reviews
Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,636 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Sherlock H., John W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 5,362 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 7,595 - Follows: 7,786 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 5,229 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 6,485 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 6,431 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
House, DADA by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
Dr. Gregory House, Head of the St. Mungo's Department of Diagnostic Magic, was hired as a teacher for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class at Hogwarts: '92-'93 school year. After months of pain, terror, and attacks on students – and also Slytherin's monster – Dumbledore finally decides he needs to deal with the situation before Minnie finds that Castration Curse in the library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Albus D., G. House - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,251 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 6,597 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Staffroom gossip by Hannoie reviews
Severus finds the trivial gossiping of his colleagues quite amusing to listen to ... That is, until he hears something that isn't trivial at all. Oneshot, SSHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,404 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,157 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,720 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 7,846 - Follows: 9,030 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.5 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5113 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 6,467 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter and the Devilishly Handsome Doctor by moosesquirrelkittenandking reviews
When the Healers at St. Mungo's fail, Dumbledore searches all avenues to cure Harry... and one of those avenues is our favorite diagnostician. Secrets are revealed, lives are changed, and House is given his most important case yet. Completed 7/28/2014.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,618 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sirius B., Regulus B., G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5164 - Favs: 6,563 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 3,538 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 7372 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10547 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 5,387 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Closet of Possibility by Books of Change reviews
Harry Potter accidentally turns 221B's cleaning supply closet into a magical portal that leads to worlds that reflect the deepest, most desperate curiosity of a person. Sherlock, unfortunately, didn't know that when he opened it to take out the vacuum cleaner. Sherlock, HP, Canon Sherlock Holmes triple crossover; ASIM compliant
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 415 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 832 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
The Hanging Tree by FernWithy reviews
Haymitch's life continues to deteriorate between the Victory Tour and his first Games as mentor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,302 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Haymitch A., Plutarch H., Mr. Mellark, Chaff - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8109 - Favs: 13,311 - Follows: 10,139 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 4,814 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,524 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4962 - Favs: 6,833 - Follows: 8,354 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Seven Sins of Severus Snape by Paimpont reviews
An old village priest hears seven remarkable confessions from a man named Severus Snape. Snape/Hermione romance. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Epilogue Part 2 by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a short, HP/HG based follow on the the Epilogue featured at the end of Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alexandra Potter by Taure reviews
First year fem!Harry AU. Alexandra Potter has finally come to Hogwarts, where she will meet new friends and discover a world of magic. But will an escalating rivalry threaten all that she's built? Character-driven story, lots of world building. No canon rehash, no bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Susan B., OC - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
Dinner with the Dursley's by midnightjen reviews
A series of one-shot companion pieces for Blood of the Phoenix and its sequel Tears of the Phoenix. For Dudley, dinner can be as boring as a salad wilting in summer heat or as remarkable as a late night secret meeting with the cousin he's only just beginning to build a relationship with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Dudley D.
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
WAAAGH on the Hellmouth by Aprion reviews
( ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. My Apoligies. ) YAHF. Xander gets a new costume. One that will change the balance of power on the Hellmouth forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,496 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Xander H., Daemons
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,339 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,150 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
strong objections to the lady by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Shortfic series. If these ladies were typical anything, Eliot would cheerfully eat the designer shoe currently pressed against his throat.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Buffy S., Faith L., Eliot S. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 5,244 - Follows: 5,907 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Small Grey Stone by Paimpont reviews
At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of the World by FernWithy reviews
Sixteen-year-old Haymitch Abernathy has plenty to worry about - a sick mother, a decrepit house, an empty larder. The last thing he's worried about is the Capitol's choice to double the number of Games tributes in a Quell year...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,167 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prophecy of The Four by Morena Evensong reviews
A prophecy is found. Two worlds, ignorant of each other, begin to overlap. A country, a world, is in crisis. Perhaps the Wizarding world shouldn't have underestimated Muggles. BSTV, ATS and HP Xover. AU for Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 315,079 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/4/2005
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6890 - Favs: 8,781 - Follows: 6,725 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 708 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 4136 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 9,371 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Keep Me by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
The story begins well before vampires have come out of the coffin. Our favorite Viking happens upon a runaway, and his existence is turned upside down. With magic, intrigue and bloodlines mingling together, Eric finds that even he can still be surprised. *This is an AU, but Sookie's back story is the only one that has been really altered.*
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,386 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The Azkaban Honeymoon Suite by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Wednesday goes to Azkaban to get herself a pet dementor. While there, she meets the most fascinating Dark Lord... Wednesday Addams/Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 5,610 - Follows: 5,757 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 5,085 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Seeing and Observing by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Haemophilia by kaasknot reviews
It started at Baskerville. A leaky pipe, a faulty experiment left to seed by an absent scientist; in the end, it didn't matter. What mattered was that an epidemic spilled through the medical halls of Baskerville, and no one knew the cause—or how to treat it.
Crossover - 28 Days Later & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by respitechristopher reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Dance of the Dreoilin by Paimpont reviews
The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Reluctant Hufflepuff by Horrorshow Jane reviews
"If you're thinking that I'm not going to put you in Slytherin, then you're quite right," sniffed the Hat, sounding somewhat vindictively gleeful. "The house which actually suits you best is—HUFFLEPUFF!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,833 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M.
A Promise From Her Boy by PsychoCellist reviews
It did not occur to Harry Potter to wonder why his Snowy Hedwig was so much more affectionate than the other owls. It did not occur to him he would ever need to care. That's why she waited to tell him. (Canon compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eternal Boundary by Rick Summon reviews
At the end of Book 5, someone passed beyond the Eternal Boundary. Now, a group of planewalkers will show the wizarding world that it's not as eternal as they thought. Crossover with the Planescape DnD campaign setting. New and improved for Pathfinder!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,751 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 1/22/2009
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Freak Show by Evandar reviews
AU. 'He wishes he could ask her out without coming off as a total creep.' Harry's relationship with his cousin is a strange, fragile thing. Harry/fem!Dudley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,787 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 227,596 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dealing With Sherlock by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
Or "5 Times John Watson Wasn't a Complete Idiot, and 1 Time He Was". John is usually very good at dealing with Sherlock's peculiarities.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14792 - Favs: 7,916 - Follows: 7,028 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Unspoken Words by MadameCissy reviews
Have you ever woken up and realised the life you have is not the life you wish you had? Hermione finds herself in a difficult predicament and realises that in order to be truly happy she has to make some difficult sacrifices... [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,186 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
First Impressions by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Kaylee had a hard time taking her eyes off the pale-skinned, golden-eyed man talking to the Shepherd. Now a two-shot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Data, Wash - Complete
Lucifer In Starlight by Paimpont reviews
The crew of the USS Enterprise is becoming obsessed with Wesley Crusher's favorite holodeck program, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. But there is an odd malfunction in the program. Why is the Voldemort character refusing to be shut down?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/21/2011 - J. Picard, Harry P.
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S.
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fangtasia Stories by Honeypop reviews
Ever wondered what happens behind closed doors at Fangtasia? This is a fun look at all the Eric and Pam moments we never got to find out about or witness in the books! Spoilers through all books, including DR.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,461 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Eric, Pam - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Married Life of Severous Snape by Larry Huss reviews
A sort of a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Rediscovery by Argonaut57 reviews
A survey of the Pyrrhus Anomaly seems a routine mission for Captain Picard and the crew of the 'Enterprise-D'. But when the ship is flung into the Anomaly, the crew find themselves meeting a lost part of Earth's secret history - a world of wizards!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
A Twist in the Tale by Shiv5468 reviews
Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 10,337 - Follows: 7,798 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 379 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 451 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 969 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 4,508 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 493 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10699 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
No Good Deed by Ardwolf reviews
Shaking the pillars of heaven is all very heroic, and can pay extremely well. But Malcolm Reynolds always suspected surviving the rain of debris afterward separates the truly mighty from the merely squished and icky… Sequel to Lost In The Woods.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,035 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
My daughter, my story by silverbirch reviews
You know her as one of the Golden Trio. I know her as Hermione, my daugher. I am John Granger, and this is my story. JKR owns, I borrow. This is about a teenage girl growing up, hence the rating. Reviews are very welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 253 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Linguistic Exchanges by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Faith and Data explore the merits of metaphorical conversation.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Data, Faith L. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4956 - Favs: 6,778 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Cattatra reviews
Harry's sacrifice of Eternity was not in vain
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Further Back reviews
Harry gets the option to go "further back" when he sacrifices himself to ensure Voldemort's demise. His parents wish him to have a real childhood with fun and pranking this time around, and Harry intends to make his parents proud...again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P.