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Joined 02-11-07, id: 1218185, Profile Updated: 03-16-12
Author has written 15 stories for GunSmith Cats, Tenchi Muyo, Hellsing, and Black Lagoon.

Okay, I've been a member of FanFiction.net for some time and I have yet to submit something about myself. Well... I guess it's about time I did something about it.

Where to start... first of all, I live in Kennewick, Washington, where I live in an apartment with my cat (makes for good company, but conversation is a bit one-sided, if you like talking to cats). There's nothing much about that... except that I started writing fanfiction in the middle part of 2001.

After reading a lot of fanfiction from the various sites that I found on the net, I decided that it was about time that I wrote some myself, partly because I started formulating stories in my head... but mostly I was bored and wanted to use my computer for more than surfing the net and gaming.

Most of the fanfiction I've written is anime-based, and my anime of choice is Tenchi Muyo! (still is). Lately, however, I've decided to expand into other animes, but these were usually crossovers, and still based in the Tenchi arc. But when I decided to write a Hellsing-centric fanfiction, I discovered a lack of Hellsing fanfiction pages, and started posting my work here.

I also decided to import a fiction series I originally posted on the Tenchi Muyo! Fan Fiction archive, "The Carrot Patch Saga", on this website. Since the site is currently down due to the owner trying to find a new webhost, I decided to bring this series over here. I have more fictions - but posting them would violate site rules, so I'll wait for the TMFFA to come back up.

I invite all of you to my Google Group on my Night Angels fictions:

http://groups.google.com/group/night_angels?lnk=li

I'm open to suggestions about my fanfictions, as well as story ideas. If you have any ideas or suggestions to share (plotbunnies, you know), please pm or e-mail me and do so.

Thank you.

Elwin "Blaine" Coldiron

"Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

9/11/01

FDNY-NYPD-THE REAL HEROES

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Four Pirates, a Little Lady, and Love by Technomad reviews
Rachel, Revy's mischievous little sister, has joined the Lagoon Company...and she's bored! Just as she wishes out loud for something interesting to happen, who should walk in but some old friends from before she showed up?
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Revy - Complete
Bat Lagoon! by shanejayell reviews
The deadly twins Hansel and Gretel have come to Gotham. How much blood will be spilled before they stop killing?
Crossover - Batman & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Balalaika
The Return of Margarita Sue by Just Another Soul reviews
More newcomers come to Roanapur than ever before in one story. Rock's old flame comes to town, Sawyer has an existential crisis, a challenger appears in the Yellow Flag, and Revy has a long-lost sister? What a mess. One-shot. Possibly the worst fanfic in the Black Lagoon section. Collab with Amigodude.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17 - Revy, Rock, OC - Complete
Downsides of Daily Life with a Monster Girl by shanejayell reviews
The downsides of Daily Life with a Monster Girl. Drabble, may go lemon eventually.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/7 - Miia
Demon City Tokyo by shanejayell reviews
An Evangelion Alternate Universe. SEELE has opened the gates of hell, and only the half demon creations of NERV can stop them! NOT FOR KIDS.
Crossover - Evangelion & Silent Mobius - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Asuka S.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Altered Destinies by shanejayell reviews
Different choices lead to a changed world for Shinji Ikari and the cast of Evangelion!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,096 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/23/2004
Sailor Venus and the Quest for Power Ups! by shanejayell reviews
Minako is wandering the universe looking for power ups!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/8/2013
Eternal City, Crystal Tokyo by shanejayell reviews
A x-over series centered around Crystal Tokyo
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Utena - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 105,369 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2003
Arisugawa's Locket by shanejayell reviews
Juri opens a nightclub for anime Lesbians...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 174,144 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Juri
NoLife King by kriitikko reviews
Follows the life of Dracula, from his days as Vlad Tepes to his servitude as Alucard. Some IntegraxAlucard in later chapters. My first Hellsing fic, please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,986 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alucard - Complete
The Other Sides of Haruhi Suzumiya by shanejayell reviews
There are more players in the game than Kyon is aware of... Part One: Taniguchi and Kunikida are just Those Two Guys... right?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kunikida, Taniguchi
The Grim, Dark Future by Chris Stork reviews
We cannot live through this. Mankind cannot live through this. If they are truly without number then our race is doomed to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of hell themselves!
Crossover - Warhammer & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Seras
Hellsing: Demon Reborn by moviefan-92 reviews
Post-manga. Alucard returns after 30 days instead of 30 years. The major is still alive and intent on defeating Hellsing, of which only Alucard, Integra, and Seras are left. And Millennium's true master mind reveals himself. Bad summary. COMPLETE
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,476 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, The Major - Complete
Milk Maid by shanejayell reviews
After having her daughter Mai Tokiha finds a new job... WET NURSE. ADULTS ONLY FIC. NOT FOR KIDS AT ALL.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Mai T.
Welcome to Hellsing! by Countess Millarca reviews
Have you ever wondered what would it be like working for the Hellsing Organization? Well, come and find out! On temporary Hiatus.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
Audition by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Years before Hellsing's story begins, Luke and Jan Valentine must prove themselves to Millennium in order to be chosen as their top assassins. It's a difficult task, even without the Iscariots and Wild Geese getting involved...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Luke V., Jan V.
Tales of Panty, Stocking and Garter Belt! by shanejayell reviews
Chapter one: The Sailor Senshi and friends get together to watch anime. Uh oh...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Masters, Mistresses and Monsters by IrishInkWitch92 reviews
-Hiatus- Vampires aren't the only things in Hellsing. Who are the two females in the Wild Geese? Walter happens to know one of them, what would happen if a 130yrold werewolf and a 18yrold teen who happens to have fire abilities joins Hellsing?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Pip, Hans G.
Quiet Moments by shanejayell reviews
Quiet Moments in the world of Black Lagoon. Part one: What DOES Revy do on her days off? Yuri content, crude language.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
New Blood by sirbob6 reviews
Over a decade after the events in London, Hellsing is having a problem. Across England and Europe small towns are disappearing in bloodly massacres and it is up to Seras to solve the problem. Rated M for violence and language amongst others.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Seras, Hans G.
In The Dark by anonymous1222 reviews
After the destruction of Roanapur by some unknown force, which led to the deaths of Dutch and Benny, Rock and Revy are forced to flee and start a new life. But can the two escape their dark pasts and live a normal life or are some things just inescapable?
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Rock, Revy
Behind the Iron Gates of Vizcaya by TiAmoItalia reviews
Under a major re-write. Story line will be preserved but will be rewritten with proper grammar and a better text.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/19/2007
Winter Will Come by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
With Alucard back, the Hellsing Organization travels to America on suspicions of a vampire outbreak. Working with the witches of the Salem Institute, they realize just how widespread vampirism has become.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,503 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Darkness : A Hellsing Fanfic Book One by SpicyHotRamen reviews
Enter three girls, as they adjust to the new world they were forced into. The world of Darkness. Where the No Life King dwells and make up his own rules. The first book in a series. Because eternity is forever. The Darkness Chronicles.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Alucard, Seras
Killer Instinct by Believe in Fairy Tales reviews
Jamey Stuart is a girl escaping an abusive home. She joins her sister Revy aboard the Black Lagoon, hoping to start a new life with this motley crew. Rated for language.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Revy
Hellsing Resort by corpsebride101 reviews
Walter persuades Integra with MUCH difficulty to take the weekend off and offers her the interesting suggestion of spending her short vacation right in her back yard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Integra, Walter
We Aren't The Only Ones Annoyed By The Troll by DreamingOfDissent reviews
Yeah... I turned our ugly little pet into something interesting for the site. This is what happens when you annoy someone that's sick of junior high. It's got legit fanfiction inside. Watch Integra get confused over internet lingo!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Integra, Alucard
SarahRose Richie Hellsing by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Sarah-Rose is abused and taken to the hospital where Sir Integra saves her. AlucardxOC. CHAPTER 13 IS UP! Y es un lemono lol . Just filler lemon, and does not have to be read. Can be completely ignored, only remembering it IS there.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,048 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Alucard
Hidden in plain Sight by Dragoon Galaxy reviews
The Lagoon Company gets two new additions to their crew sent to them by Balalaika. Rated M for Revy's foul mouth and sexual situations, please don't read if you are under 18 or get offended by this stuff. Now up for adoption.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
And Shine Simple Heroes by Flyboy254 reviews
When you fight a monster, you have three options. Become one, use one, or man up. NOTE: STORY FOLLOWS "AND SHINE HEAVEN NOW" WEBCOMIC.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,944 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
My Heart Belongs to You by QueenTakhsis reviews
10 years after the final battle, and Seras is still affected by Walter's death. Will she ever get over it? Or will she be heartbroken forever? Someone shows up…is it Walter? Or Alucard? Rated for later ch's. Kinda bad summary, but please R&R! SxW IxA
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Seras
Tales of the Lagoon by DemonicDeacon reviews
You've seen the gunfights and battles. Here's everything in-between. Rated M for possible adult themes and Revy's...extensive vocabulary.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Rock
In Tatters by Der Moose reviews
Chapter four is up. Seras/Integra, Will Seras get the girl, or die trying?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Integra, Seras
Needs More Dakka by Agent HUNK reviews
Alucard, though an odd series of events, discovers the glory of Warhammer 40,000. Naturally, his first instinct is to request his own copy of one of the setting's iconic weapons: a bolt pistol. The results that follow can only be described as Chaos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alucard
The Secret Life by shakranon reviews
Chang and Balalaika have been targeted for assassination. Rock reveals some information about himself that endangers the entire lagoon crew. Now Dutch has too make a big decision that will impact the entire city of Roanapur.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Rock, Revy
The Dubious Disk by TeresaShiho reviews
The crew of the Black Lagoon is given a job that takes them to England. However, they encounter the mysterious Hellsing Organization and learn of the existence of vampires. Contains strong language, obviously
Crossover - Hellsing & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010
Character Manual for Hellsing characters by Simpsonspuppy reviews
This is how to take care of your HS character! I don't own Hellsing!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010
Four Pirates and a Little Lady? by Technomad reviews
Revy's long-lost little sister shows up in Roanapur-and brings chaos in her wake. How can one girl cause so much confusion?
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Integra's Batty Vacation by Metropolis Kid reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bruce W., Integra - Complete
Catholics Are People, Too by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Maxwell wrote a five-paragraph, English-class-type persuasive letter to all you Hellsing fan-fiction authors. He got a B- on it.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Enrico - Complete
Where have you been all my undead life? by Shego1993 reviews
Attempts on Integras life truns to her death or..undead life. YURI! I&S
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Integra, Seras - Complete
Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne and Wolverine by shanejayell reviews
Rin is hired to investigate a man she met over fifty years ago... Logan!
Crossover - X-Men & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
One Friendly Chat by Skykhanhunter reviews
After the Vampire Twins incident, Balalaika and Hotel Moscow capture a foreign agent who's killed one of their contacts. To retrieve him, Roanapuar is visited by his employer, the Hellsing Organization.
Crossover - Hellsing & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Integra, Balalaika - Complete
Black Lagoon Drabbles by ibbity reviews
This is a series of drabbles set in the world of Black Lagoon. Full summary and intro inside.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008
Through the Aftermath by Links6 reviews
Set after 1x10. Revy got a concussion from her fight with Roberta... Rated for langauge... seriously, it IS Black Lagoon after all LOL
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Revy - Complete
The Favor by shanejayell reviews
Revy owes Rowan for information he sold her... but paying it back will be a new experience for her. He wants her to star in a sex show!
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Revy
Partners? by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
AU Alucard is faced with an all new challenge. Can he handle it? Better question, can his new *human* partner, Seras Victoria, handle it? WARNING: Seras is VERY OOC, cuz I don't like her when she's a pansy. Eventually AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alucard, Seras
Arisugawa's Locket Vs SHIELD by shanejayell reviews
S.H.I.E.L.D. after the Super Human Registry Act is now in charge of policing Super Humans. What will they do when they find a bar FULL of them?
Crossover - Marvel & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Our Story by Phantom Syren reviews
What was it like growing up in an orphanage that made you so cold, loyal, and killers? What's your story? All you had when you were younger was one another. Tell me, leader and killers of Iscariot, what made you what you are today.-Pls R&R summaries r bad
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Yumie, Enrico
Hellsing: A Different Beginning by Kylemoor reviews
When Alucard turned Seras into a vampire, another vampire was present. An American vampire who appears to have similar power to that of Alucard. And who has siblings. Who are these vampires? And where will this lead the Hellsing story? same story,diff sum
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Black lagoon: The ark of Tyson by Titane27 reviews
A new face enters the Black lagoon universe his name is Tyson
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
Master of Kittens? by Metropolis Kid reviews
Alucard's rest is interrupted by a little kitty-cat, which is whining at his chamber door. Read to find out how the No-Life King handles the situation. Short-one shot. A couple of ISD references, but you should still be fine if you haven't read that fic.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
How to Get a Date by Nightmares Walk reviews
Pip is low on cash and he wants more. Instead of driving the rates up on Integra, he decides to make a movie on how to get a date, thinking himself a ladies' man. With the help of his cameraman, he's in business. Rated T for language and pervetedness.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Pip, Seras
The Princess of Hellsing by ThroughtheShadows reviews
Integra and Alucard have a wonderful daughter, Mina. But alot of things can happen when the five-year-old meets Anderson... and gives away an embarassing secret of Alucard's! Title has been changed.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,944 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Idol Hands by Clocktower reviews
Hellsing comes into the possession of a mysterious artifact, which is stolen by Lara Croft. The objects power soon causes problems for everyone. SerasXLaraXIntegra. Explicit content, rated M.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Basic Rules of Hellsing, Iscariot, and Millenium by LoveHurtsLife reviews
A list of simple rules learned the hard way by a certain Maid....
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009
Bloodied Hands by Death's Silent Approach reviews
Seras has more to her heritage then was ever thought. Deviates from Manga. Rating may change later.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Seras
The Cost of Dying by darknessfollows reviews
A vampire without a voice. A voice without a body. And Seras is the only bridge between them. In exchange for what she desires most, she must act as translator in an effort to reverse an ancient curse, and free her master. AxS, Alternate Universe
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,693 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
FIRST AID by lookskindagreyout reviews
Warning: spoilers! but in a fun way. Herr Major's having some issues, and turns to an angry, on-staff psychiatrist who revels in splitting open his mind like an oyster, setting out to find just what seems to be the problem. slight RipxMajor.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Mythbusters:Hellsing Special by Alastor Vega reviews
When Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flame
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Target Practice by Wicked This Way Comes reviews
Integra was not always the ace marksman of Hellsing. She like most others began as a horrible shot. Alucard being who he is torments her into becoming better. Slight AxI Please R&R
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Integra, Alucard
If Seras Became a Hellhound by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
A short silly story of what may happen if she did
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
A Girls Night In by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria attempts to have a 'normal' night. But her idea of normal and Alucard's differ.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
If Seras and Alucard had a baby by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
A silly idea of what might happen if they did. Enjoy
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras
When light meets darkness by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Had Seras died that fateful night with her parents, what would have become of her? A soul too pure for hell and too vengeful for heaven, forced to roam the world as an Angel of Vengeance. When she meets Alucard like this. Even he can't resist. AxS AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,777 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Seras, Alucard
Stranded by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Dok And The Major Get Stranded In London In The Late 1800's And When The Major Wanders Off, He Encounters A Certain " Demon Barber" Major X Sweeney Todd R/R Please?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - The Major
All You Need Is LOVE! by Blue Kitsune reviews
Seras finally finds the courage to tell her master how she feels and what better than through a song! It's a bit crack but should find it very humorous. One shot
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Who let the Dog out? by GunMetalX reviews
What would happen is the Lagoon company found a dog? interested? then read this fic and see what this madness is all about!
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Alucard VS The Fangirls by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Dum-Dum-Dum!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alucard
Fun With Mirrors by Chris Stork reviews
Humor shorts. They're supposed to be funny.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/9/2006
Until Nightfall by CzyDauTep reviews
The servant girl, Seras Victoria, will soon realize that her curiousity leads to daunting consequences. AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Seras
Haruhi Mini Fics! by shanejayell reviews
Two of the more INTERESTING members of the SOS brigade form a unlikely partnership. Also, Voice Actor confusion!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007
Paper Planes by BANG-it's Revy reviews
Revy plus Airplanes equals OMFGwe'regonnadie. When Balalaika suggests something new, Revy doesn't get the point of riding in an airplane. Nor does she understand the laws of the flying world... Rated T for Revy being Revy. Drabble story!
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
The Childe of Seras: Rewritten by MindAsylum reviews
Chapter 21: The White King's Dream
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,139 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The Hellsing Files by ToMakeMeTame reviews
There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007
Draculina Rising by Ravenmad reviews
We know Alucard came back much like the cat but what happened while he was away? Follow Seras as she rises to power as a vampire in her own right during the years her master was away.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Seras
Complications by shanejayell reviews
A new teacher brings whole new complications to Kumiko's life.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Virgil's curse by Tojimo reviews
Alucard and Seras both get cursed by another vampire and now must be touching at all times.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras
Seras V Predator by Keith B. Real reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
OFUH: Official Fanfiction University of Hellsing by Dalia N'Shard reviews
Inspired by Carmella Sandman's Official University of Middleearth, and all the off-shoot academies. Enter At Your Own Risk.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009
Narration Madness by blanchettgrenade reviews
Will be a short, comedy fanfiction. This is what happens when you give too much power to the narrator to do whatever he/she wants to the characters, even if the characters disagree. Sixth Chapter continues with Anderson!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Symphony of the Night by Lady Nightlord reviews
When Integra dies what will her daughter have to face to become the new 'Master of Monster' Alucard/OC 'T' rating for the impending gore and later chapter stuff
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alucard - Complete
For They Know Not What They Do by Timeless Breath reviews
Yumiko struggles with inner conflicts involving Heinkel as well in this short flash piece. She tries to answer Heinkels question of "What is wrong?" along with her own. "What are you trying to hide?" And..why DOES Yumiko wear garter belts?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Yumie, Heinkel
Scare TV: Interview with the vampire by Novwember'sChild reviews
This is Tanya Tanguya of Scare TV, and I'm with Hellsing's legondary Alucard! Will I survive this interview? Read to find out!" - Rated T, just in case.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alucard - Complete
There's A Legitimate Explanation for Everything by Annethy reviews
A series of AxS oneshots. Number 13: Search and Destroy, 'In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.'
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Alucard, Seras
The Great Gender Wars and Other Stories by Undercooked reviews
A dramatized arguement about Integra's gender staged in my art class. May turn into an entire series of stupid drabbles. I'll spoil the ending for you right now: Integra is a WOMAN! Bet no-one suspected THAT! Now there are TWO monstosities! Yay drabbles!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Integra, Alucard
Hellsing Christmas Pains by Felix Falora reviews
A Hellsing songfic based off of a Youtube video by ChillyAcademicIV. The song is Bob River's The 12 Pains Of Christmas. Rated T for cursing, violence, and crack situations. If it needs to be M, please let me know.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
No need for OVA Kiyone by pbellosom reviews
Assuming the Mihoshi special is based on a true story, the OVA Kiyone was left amongst the ruins of an evil genious's space station. This is what happened next.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Kiyone
Neptune: Year One by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
We all know Sailor Moon's origin story, how a clumsy fourteen year old found a talking cat, was given a magical locket, yadda, yadda, yadda. We know the origins of almost all of the other Senshi as well. But how did Michiru Kaioh become Sailor Neptune?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,853 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete
Too Many Monster Movies by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras and her master were going through a town, 'silencing' anything that moved. But Alucard, having grown tired of blasting ghouls, teleported off to 'play with' the resident vampire. Seras was left to continue on foot. That's when she found the two kids
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Celestial Shadow Gatekeeper HELLSING: The TV by Herrmitts reviews
An unfinished foray into short fukus, mystic wands-of-power, twinkly-hearts, familiars, and the emo-drama of High School teen-angst. Originally, anyway. It lacks all of those AND MORE! Including a plot or even a chapter ending. Woe betide, reader! Woe!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Integra - Complete
The Misadventures of the Hellsing Organization by Draconic Vengence reviews
You don't have to be insane to work here, but it helps. A collection of prompt fics that may very well go on until someone finally manages to actually kill Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Hellsing: Boarding School Style by Falling Hearts reviews
AU. Seras attends a boarding school dedicated to hunting and destroying the unwanted vampires of the world. Day to day life in her new unlife.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Alucards tales of boredom by Lord Deshwitat reviews
EVER WONDER WHAT aLucard was doing in that cell when he wasnt sleeping well heres your chance update WOW I MISSED THE FIRST YEAR ANIVERSARY O O DArn Computer broke ANY WAY Up date Every month to 2 weeks if possible
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
A Horrid Hellsing Vacation by ThroughtheShadows reviews
Integra has decided to take a vacation to one of the most exciting and dangerous cities in the world. Of course Walter, Seras, Pip and Alucard have to come too. But what will they do when they're stuck together for two weeks in Sin City? Major OCC!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Hellsing Fanfiction by Metropolis Kid reviews
The Reason why I have a gun, loaded with blessed silver bullets, tucked under my pillow. Just a silly, but hopefully humorous little story. Please Read and Review. Thanks. PS. PLEASE don't take too seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
No Need For Maid Service by Galaxy1001D reviews
When Sasami falls ill, Washu provides the housemates with a replacement cook: Tama, the adorable little android from the manga 'The All-New Tenchi Muyo'. She's programmed to attend to all of the housemates' needs, but is she too much of a good thing?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Tenchi M., Ayeka, Ryoko, Tama - Complete
The Paladin Vs the Bat by Metropolis Kid reviews
Anderson goes after a different master of the night. He can't spend all of his time fighting Alucard, now, can he? One-shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Crossover - Hellsing & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Alexander, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bloodlust by Immortalis reviews
After the Tower of London incident, the Hellsing Organization and Sir Integra Fairbook Wingates Hellsing are under ‘investigation’…by the Iscariot Agency. Meanwhile a shadowed organization is on the move, Millennium.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,173 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Whose Line is it Anyway? by Dancing with Wolves reviews
The title sayes it all... i am not that good at summeries sorry.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008
Morning Hardships by Nightsmoke reviews
I just couldn't resist. Implied AxI at the end, very slight.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Panic on the Streets on Streets on London by ladykirie reviews
A series of murders are taking place in downtown London involving an ancient evil. . . blood, beauties, and Bathory. Now completed in Chaptered form! Chapters 8 & 10 have an M rating for sanguine and sensuality.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
When Intrgra Hellsing met Enrico Maxwell by Luna Moon 85 reviews
Ever wonder how well Intrgra Hellsing and Enrico Maxwell's first meeting went? Intrgra-x-Enrico Kind of... One way Told from Maxwell's point of view.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Integra
Glass and Steel by Sanis reviews
Everyone knows Integra is made of steel...at least everyone who is mortal. However, to a certain vampire, her likeness is more akin to glass. Please review, or no more ficcys for naughty readers. I own nothing.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
100 Drops of Blood by dark-angel-rising reviews
A series of oneshots between Alucard and Seras. Most AxS, but some friendship, sire and fledgeling, etc relationships. Please R&R. First Hellsing fanfic.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,865 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006
Enter: Hellsing High by Gore Fest reviews
AU High School: Kingdom to cliques, perverts, peer pressure, and drama. Nothing sophomore Seras Victoria, future police officer, can't handle. Right? That's what she thought, until of course tall, dark, and handsome was added to the equation. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Rise the demon Etrigan by Q of Borg reviews
A Hellsing/DC X-Over. Possible OOCness. Rating might change to M in the future. What are the reasons for Integra Hellsing to help a mysterious man with the name Jason Blood? And why does Alexander Anderson seem to know him so well?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
The Talk by SirIntegrity reviews
Someone had to tell Integra... and with Walter backing out, it was left to Alucard to explain to his master what was going on with her body. However,finding out that Alucard lied to her about certain things doesn't bode well with Integra.Awkwardness ensue
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Cosplaying by seraslokivictoria reviews
This time, a different location, more people but it's still the same- COSPLAY!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
Misc Oneshots by Dalia N'Shard reviews
My current Hellsing Oneshot dump.Enjoy! I will listen to any ideas for new oneshots and may consider some requests. Present content;Unspoken, Freckles, Master.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
History always repeats itself by Ludifer reviews
Cowritten with alternate reality where Seras is still a policewoman. After being fired her uncle wants to lead her down the path to a paladin, yet what will Alucard think when there are subtle hints that she is Lucy from Dracula reborn?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,640 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Alucard, Seras
Children of the Moon by ShadesofEverything reviews
What if Seras was rescued by not Alucard from the priest but someone else... Please don't hurt me for making this. Captain/Seras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hans G., Seras - Complete
Revenge by DarkestVampire reviews
What if Seras would get the chance to avenge the death of her parents? AU No longer a one shot!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Once Upon a Time In London by LadyNatasha reviews
Collection of Short fics. Post Dawn, Pre Hellsing. EDIT: Sorry for the long update gap, I haven't been writing or drawing the last couple of months.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Scarlet Night by Naikoru reviews
As Seras enters a new high school she will be faced with choices and consequences that will change her life forever….R&R! Pairings will be decided later on!This is not you usual High school crossover!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007
A Little Joke, At Your Expense by Ze Queen reviews
A short drabble about Alucard's act in a Hellsing Talent Show. Takes place somewhere around The Dawn. WARNING! SLIGHT ARTHUR HELLSING BASHING!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Mornings by shanejayell reviews
A not quite drabble. Misato wakes up a bit slow....
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Misato K., Ritsuko A.
The Tribute by Desdinova reviews
One quiet night at the Hellsing mansion. What do the characters do when there's nothing TO do? Alucard X OC. NONSHIP.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Where'd You Come From? by The.Lonely.Vampire reviews
What would happen if Hellsing characters popped up in real life? Lonely is about to find out.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Hellsing Secrets by SlashnYaoi reviews
Welcome to Hellsing Secrets, where we show you, the viewers, an inside look of Hellsing's most wellgaurded secrets! Is Intagra's paperwork really naughty stories? Is Walter a boxers or briefs man? Find out!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Hellsing University: The Transfer Student by Phoenix Wingz reviews
AU Seras had just started her year at Hellsing University.It wasn't until later that she came across Schrodinger,the cocky transfer student from Germany. Not only does she have to deal with him but she also has to deal with the infamous French playboy,Pip
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
There's a vampire under my bed by waffle8waffles reviews
I alwys wondered how Integra would first react to Alucard after she gets him so tada! The characters are a bit OOC! red and review!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Organization by SniperWolf reviews
Alex Cunard, newly dead Hellsing vampire and believer in the irrationality of rationality, tries to enjoy a night alone. But what will come of a simple evening in London? And who is Cunard, really? Please R&R.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007
Dating and other Dangerous Sports by shanejayell reviews
The DSA has a new job and a unusual client.. shoujoai
Mezzo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Death Gives Birth to a New by DraculinaAyumu reviews
Oneshot on what I think would be Seras' thoughts after she killes Zorin. Slight AXS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
More Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
The Day He Ate A Pickle by KuroDark reviews
Oneshot. Alucard is bored and Integra dares him to eat a pickle. Will he survive?
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Alucard in Stonerland! by Kitty Harasser reviews
Tired of the normal kickass actiony daring Hellsing? No? Too bad! The cast has landed themselves in a sugarcoated HELL! Made by my friend, Light.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Exchange Program by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
BatmanHellsing crossover. What would happen if the two coolest butlers in the world changed places for a little bit? When Walter and Alfred switch jobs for a few weeks how will their employers ever cope?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/6/2007
No need for Halloween by shanejayell reviews
Costumes and the weight of the past...
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Haunting Dream by Only Yuri reviews
Why is Natasha Radinov so terrified of being shot...or defeated?
GunSmith Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2002
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Night Angels EXTRA reviews
Hellsing/Gunsmith Cats/Black Lagoon x-over. Small stories based upon 'Aftermath and Beyond'. Rated M for shoujoai-yuri content later on.
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rally, Seras
Night Angels SPECIAL: One Magic Night reviews
Black Lagoon/Gunsmith Cats/Hellsing x-over. Rally and Bridgett's night alone. Lemony content, rated M for yuri content!
Crossover - Hellsing & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Seras, Revy - Complete
Night Angels: Aftermath and Beyond reviews
Hellsing/Gunsmith Cats/Black Lagoon x-over. Revy thought she was staying in England for a week - not for over a year! Gets lemony later! Rated M for language, shoujoai/yuri content.
Crossover - Hellsing & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Integra, Revy
Night Angels: The Millennium War reviews
Hellsing/Gunsmith Cats x-over. War is coming to England! Will Rally, Seras and Moria be ready? Rated M for shoujoai-yuri content.
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rally, Seras
Night Angels Omakes, Version 2 reviews
About time I updated this series! Rated M for shoujo-ai-yuri content!
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Rally, Seras - Complete
Night Angels: Version 2 reviews
Updated version of original series. Rated M for shoujoai/yuri content.
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Rally, Seras
Night Angels reviews
Hellsing-Gunsmith Cats crossover. Sequel to Through the Years, with Seras Victoria and Rally Vincent. Rated M for shoujoaiyuri Seras/Rally, and sometimes Seras/Integra. NEW CHAPTER UP!
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,072 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Rally, Seras - Complete
Night Angels Omakes reviews
Complete! Hellsing/Gunsmith Cats x-over. A collection of short fics away from the usual storyline. Rated M for Shoujo-ai content.
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Rally, Seras - Complete
Through the Years: Awakening reviews
Hellsing/Gunsmith Cats x-over. Set between chapters 8 and 9 of 'Through the Years', centering on Rally Vincent's awakening as a vampire. Rated M for shoujo-ai/yuri content.
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Rally, Seras - Complete
Through the Years, Version 20 reviews
Hellsing-Gunsmith Cats x-over. An updated version of the original story. The Hellsing Organization heads to Chicago to help irradicate a FREAK there - but afterward, Sir Integra looks up an old friend - Rally Vincent! Rated M for shoujo-ai-yuri.
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Rally, Seras - Complete
I Hate This When it Happens reviews
ONE-SHOT. What happens when Seras wakes-up in a place she never expected - like the coroner's! Rated M for dark humor.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Seras - Complete
The Carrot Patch Saga reviews
My very first fanfiction series, now on this website! It begins with a burglar and ends with a bounty hunter's personal redemption.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
Sisters in bond reviews
ONE-SHOT. It is Mashisu Makibi's wedding, but her memories are of one person - her adopted sister Kiyone.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Kiyone - Complete
Through the Years reviews
COMPLETE! Hellsing Gunsmith Cats xover: The biggest change for Rally Vincent is about to come! Rated M for shoujoai yuri IxSxR!
Crossover - GunSmith Cats & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Rally - Complete
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