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Joined 02-11-07, id: 1218264, Profile Updated: 03-01-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, Twister, Devil Wears Prada, and Hunger Games.

Aspiring writer, Broadway junkie, and all around nerd.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

If I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To those who ground me, take a message back from me...Tell them how I am defying gravity, I'm flying high defying gravity...

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Things not to do on the Mobile Command Unit by albert12 reviews
There are some things that SHIELD's agents really shouldn't do… as Coulson's team learns the hard
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/27/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May
Monster Monster by JoKuL FrOsTi reviews
Khan was put to sleep. end of story. or was it? it's been 24 years, and the crew of the Enterprise have gone on with their lives. have had families and been happy. but are always haunted by the memory of Khan. so what will happen when the child of Spock and Uhura, who has a sad history of their own and tries to follow in the Vulcan way, pushes a button? read and review please?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - John Harrison/Khan
All Bark, No Bite by sweetdivision reviews
Patricia just wants to be a good dog...but sometimes helping your master means disobeying, especially when it comes to the new girl.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
Dance Me to the End of Love by Jimmoriartichokesfics77 reviews
Retirement!lock Mystrade. Mycroft is playing piano and gives in to nostalgia. Heavily inspired by Leonard Cohen's Dance Me to the End of Love and Billy Joel's Piano Man. For the April shower's Mystrade gift exchange.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Catch Me a Candy Catch by HailParadise reviews
Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas. Gabriel may think he's being funny with all of these random compliments he's sending Sam, but Sam's not so sure. Warnings: Language, probably some blashpemy (It's Gabriel, I can't contain the little fucker), sassy-Cas, boy kisses.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel, Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Suspicious Activity by Laura x Tennant reviews
The Doctor hears Rose giggling in her room late at night, and decides to find out what's causing it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Lost in Translation by Crumpled Paper Hearts reviews
"'Every freckle is a kiss from an angel' is a little… how you say, bullshit, in a way. It's lost in translation." A different take on the old wives tale. Fluffy Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Holiday Weekend by CTBabe1202 reviews
During the weekend that marks the unofficial end of summer, can a new beginning start? BABE & Total Fluff! Authors note: Rating is likely to change in future chapters. Story is Cupcake neutral as Joe will not have a role.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
His Favourite Place by Laura x Tennant reviews
Excerpt: 'She fits so effortlessly into his world that he can hardly believe she's just fallen into it.' The Doctor and Rose visit a particularly peaceful place rather often, and it is there that a great number of firsts occur. Nine/Rose; Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Mobile Barista by xSeashellGirlx reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,512 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hulk/Bruce B.
Maybe Baby by Rangerfan2012 reviews
Sequel to Double Take. Stephanie & Carlos are married. Stephanie begins thinking about the future. When Carlos comes home with and unexpected surprise, how will Stephanie react? Will she be happy when she ends up with something that she never realized she wanted. And what happens when someone comes to Trenton and tries to take away the people she loves most.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Burn Notice Drabbles by LN8866 reviews
A little drabble about our favorite characters, centered around a quote. *Was daily but due to other things, I will work on when my muse allows me!*
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012
Caitlin by Amanda Hawthorn reviews
She should have fought, she should have tried harder, but in the end she was fighting all on her own... COMPLETE
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 129,474 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Fiona G., Michael W.
Heart Like A Country Song by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
She's got a heart like a country song, but maybe Miranda has a little cowgirl in her despite her PLETE
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
The Best at What They Do by cobblestonesidewalk reviews
The twins' piano teacher goes on sabbatical, and her replacement might be much more than the Priestly women bargained for. AU.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
The Happiest Place on Earth by pagesix reviews
Personal tragedy brings about an unexpected change in the lives of Miranda, Andy, Caroline, and Cassidy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,676 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Friends by zebraboymom reviews
Post Season finale minus Matt. What she sees in him I do not know. How I think it should have happened. Nico/Dani
Necessary Roughness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Dani S., Nico C. - Complete
My Cure by BewilderedFemale reviews
The war has left Hermione suffering from a disorder that she is unable to cope with. Just as she is beginning to lose all hope, she happens upon a person who by all rights should be dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Aunt Meg was Always Right by Elmm reviews
Jo reflects on her complicated relationship with Bill. Mid-movie, one-shot.
Twister - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
When You Said You Loved Me by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. After a long day of lecturing at Starfleet Academy, Bones comes back to the apartment he shares with his best friend and unrequited love to get the most pleasant surprise of his life. You have to love laundry day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
First Contact by tinuelena reviews
James Kirk has experienced battle, responsibility, and the implosion of a black hole. But nothing can compare to the revelation he has about Spock-- and the aftermath of the realization.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
This and That by cubsmug45 reviews
Renee winds down after Day 7. It's going to take a lot of wine. Jack understands all too well.
24 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Jack B.
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
When Companions Watch Musicals by cheri1 reviews
10th Doctor With Rose, Martha, Donna Humor The Doctor hates musicals. What happens when he annoys his showtune loving companions? One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Published: 12/21/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
An Alternate Route by Animorphgirl reviews
What if Sirius hadn't gone to Azkaban? What if he gained custody of Harry...but needed to raise The Boy Who Lived in Number 4, Privet Drive? What would their lives really be like? Chapter THIRTEEN is up! final one
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,788 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lyrics & Love by krazegirl reviews
COMPLETE! Chapters 1 to 31: Booth and Bones are on a long drive and they pass the time by listening to some music. Chapters 33 to 66 explain the aftermath. Chapters 32, 63, 6768 are my notes, ramblings and sequel preview.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 64,253 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Parting Glass by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
After Dumbledore's funeral service some of the remaining Hogwarts inhabitants hold their own memorial
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Ultimate Trickster by Weezle13 reviews
One Shot. Who was the ultimate trickster of Hogwarts. Now not a one shot 2nd chapter is Minerva's reaction. Enjoy reading. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Muggle It by 00PhoenixFeather00 reviews
When a class assignment pairs two students who have never seen eye to eye together for two weeks during the summer, sparks are bound to fly, along with tempers, tears and clothing? JPLE. Rating will stay the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,972 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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It Happened Every Year reviews
Haymitch and Effie have formed somewhat of a tradition over the years, one that has brought them closer than anyone imagined. Hayffie. May turn into multi-chapter story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
Always and Forever reviews
"I suppose what they say is true: The third time really IS the charm." Tag to my previous story, Forever and Always. The same scene, from Miranda's point of view.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Complete
Magic Moments reviews
It's the moments when no one is watching that she is the most stunning. A snapshot into a casual moment. It's Mirandy, but never explicitly stated. Drabble.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Forever and Always reviews
Just a short wedding day drabble from Andy's point of view. Mirandy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
Chasing Down the Demons reviews
They knew it wasn't going to be easy. Nothing ever was with the two of them. But it was a start, and this time they were going to get it right. My version of what happens after the movie. In-Progress
Twister - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Playlist Project reviews
Series of ten drabbles revolving around Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy. Kirk/bones Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
For you I will reviews
This was the night he was finally going to tell her how he felt. my first songfic... rr advice is appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete