Hey Everybody,

I'm a 17 year old girl living in the good ole' U. S. of A. - But not stupid enough to tell you where!!

In case you can't tell what my avatar is, it is the logo for the WALK TO CURE DIABETES!!

Juvenile Diabetes is scary!! FIND A CURE!!

I'm not a diabetic, I'm a Divabetic!!

I love reading fics! My favorites are:

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Lupin/Tonks

Teddy/Victoire

James/Lily

Absolutely hate slash in HP. I'm fine withit in real life, but not in HP!!

I'm totally in love with this story called Return of the Parents - By AutumnBreeze!! It's freaking amazing!!

One Tree Hill

Haley/Nathan

Lucas/Brooke

I also love Charmed, Supernatural, and Pirates of the Carribean!!

Other movies- National Treasure 1+2, Sweet Home Alabama, All Harry Potter movies, and the Wizard of OZ!!

Books- Harry Potter 1-7, Twilight series(as well as The Host), all books by Sarah Dessen (This Lullaby and The Truth About Forever), Anne McCaffery's Pern series, Wuthering Heights, To Kill a Mocking Bird!! I'm always looking for new books to read though, so pm me!!

I'm a music fanatic! I absolutely love Nickelback!! They Rule! Chad Kroger is an amazing singer!!Bow down to Him!!

Jonas Brothers Rule too!! Nick is amazingly cute!! Joe is hilarious!! Kevin is just to hott for words!! (Thats right, I'm a Kevin fan!!) and Frankie is adorable too!!

Other Bands - Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance, Daughtry, Panic! at the Disco, Natasha Bedingfield and so many more!

Right Now, the JOBROS are my number 1!! Camp Rock is gonna Rock!!

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol

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"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell...

"I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!"

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

I want a guy who I can run to with
eyes filled with tears
red cheeks
messed up hair
mascara

Running down my face

and the first thing he says to me is...
WHOSE BUTT AM I KICKING?

Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the guy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to all of his friends even when you're in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the for the one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for you and how lucky he is to have you, wait for the one who turns to his guys and says "thats her"

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

I LIVE in the GHETTO, so I must be BLACK.

I LIKE the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a shollow tweeny-bopper.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Survey

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Stephanie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Steizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Yellow Elephant (Brilliant!!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mary Kibbe (WTH? interesting??)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Nic-St-Cco (Um... PONAGE!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Diet Coke (Yes!!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tcaetay (huh?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s middle name):Mary

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one your pets): Black Smooch (Okay!!)

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Fun Stuff

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I saw a product on late night TV. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the heck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, ‘you can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95’. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck!

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens to me

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt…then it’s just hilarious

Anger is merely depressiong without enthusiasm

They didn’t let me out, they just gave me a day pass

TGIF- THANK GOD I’M FEMALE!!

Someday your prince will come…mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home ;)

Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt

If you're standing there looking for someone to talk to, I'll come over and talk to ya. If you're crying for no reason, I'll come over and cry with ya. If you're up on a table dancing like an idiot, I'll get up there and dance with ya. But if you're gonna go jump off a bridge, I'm not gonna jump with ya, I'll get a boat, paddle out, and save your idiotic butt...

OMG!! THIS IS SO SAD! READ IT!

MONTH ONE:

Mommy i am only 8 inches long but i have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

MONTH TWO:

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

MONTH THREE:

You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

MONTH FOUR:

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have alot of it. I spend alot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

MONTH FIVE:

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion?

MONTH SIX:

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

MONTH SEVEN:

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, That Bloody Demon, hadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Raven Wolfmoon, and iheartmwpp, Lemonwedges4.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! -Fear of long words

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Strangers are just family you have yet to meet.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

Smile... it confuses people.

Many moons ago chickens ran wild and free... then along came a colonel.

I believe if you can't beat them, join them, but when they finally trust you and get comfortable around you, jump them and beat them to a bloody pulp.

Bow down to Chad Kroeger.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms (works better for the female restrooms... haha)

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens

4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'S on lay away

5. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone"?

8. Look right into a security camera and use it as a mirror; then pick your nose!

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme song

11. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look

12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, get on the floor and assume the fetal position; screaming "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door; wait a while, then yell (very loudly) "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

15. Grab a lot of those little bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting"Go Pikachu! Go!"

Favorite Quotes:

POTC 1, 2, 3

Captain Teague Sparrow: You would sleep through you're own hanging JACK.
Captain Jack Sparrow: I just assumed they'd wake me.

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrowto Elizabeth and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrowto Barbossa and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

Cotton's Parrotafter having gun pointed at him by Jack the Monkey Parlay

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

"For sure you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found elseways everyone would know where it was." - Captian Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

One Tree Hill

Haley James: The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas! Have you been reading this
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley James: Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.

Haley and Nathan are having dinner
Nathan Scott: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.

Brooke: Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.
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Harry Potter

"Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am." - Luna Lovegood

Twilight Series

-"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"

-"Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body?"

-"He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I've never seen someone so prone to life threatening idiocy."

-"I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie when I do."

-"...when it comes to all this enemies nonsense I'm out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland."

-"How can someone so tiny be so annoying?"
"It's a talent."

-“And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.”

-“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”

-Scared the hell out of them, too. Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into."
"When I got home, all of my things were in the garage."

-“I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived."

Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;)

-Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight)

-Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen)

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

"I prefer brunettes." — Edward Cullen

"We're a bit sensitive to blood around here. I'm sure you can understand that." — Bella Swan

"There's something... strange about the way you two are together... The way he watches you—it's so... protective. Like he's about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something." — Renee Dwyer

"I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." — Jacob Black

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." — Emmett Cullen

"You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous." — Edward Cullen

Would you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?" — Edward Cullen

"I can't imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh." — Bella Swan

"I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that's not actually the case." — Edward Cullen

Jonas Brothers Quotes

Interviewer: If you could trade your brothers for anyone, who would it be?
Nick: I wouldn't want to trade you guys.
Joe: I would.

Joe: Fine, take your banana
Demi: Joe!

Joe: No I don't have a third arm. Silly fans.

Frankie(in Joe and Kevin's room) This is our wrestling rink
Kevin: wanna show em how we do it
Frankie: I just jump off the bed (jumps off the bed and on to Joe)

Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.

"Live like your at the bottom, even if you are at the top." -Nick, Kevin & Joe Jonas

Forget the OJ, I want some JOE J.!

"Yo, thats illogical. I cant have it!" -Nick

Nick: "Hey, seriously, dont touch me. Cuz right now Im James Bond" (Nick and Joe start play slapping each other)
Joe: "Kevin, the funny thing is, watch, he cant move his body." (Nick tries moving his arms and cant)

"My names Mufasa, im the king of the land! Ill come slap you with the back of my hand!" -Kevin

(Talking about recording their album in a bus) "The Roll was the bus...now we just have to insert the rest of the rock!" -Kevin

"Rice moves? Oh, NICE moves. I was like Rice moves?! What kinda rice is that?! Dont eat it...!" -Joe

"My pick up line is, Slow down sugar Im diabetic" -Nick

"Hi, Im Kevin Jonas, and I'd like to sell you a car!" -Joe

Joe: "Hey girl, I've got my library card and im checking you out!"
Demi: "Wow you have fallen from heaven, cuz your an angel"

Joe: "How about, Ke-Ni-Joe"
radio DJ: "Ke-Ni-Joe...alright!"

"Look at Nick, hes such a stud muffin!" -Joe

"Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road and he'll be like "starbucks 2 miles." And hes always right!" -Joe

"When I was little I had a Barney glow in the dark shirt. I would sit in the closet and stare at it for multiple hours" -Joe

"When i was asked if I was nervous about the kiss in Camp Rock I said, wouldnt you be nervous kissing a girl in front of a camera, a crew, and your two brothers?! All I could hear was Nick and Kevin chanting, "KISS KISS!" -Joe

(to Joe)"Your ideas are pointless" -Nick

(talking about the song 'Hold On') "It can mean, like, waiting in line and you just like, hold on. Or, if your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like, hold on...to your bike. It can mean...Okay I need to go figure out what this song means." -Joe

If Nick Jonas said it wasn’t cool to breathe, 99 of all teen girls would die. If you're one of these 99, put this on your profile. (Not a QUOTE!!)

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Random Quotes

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss)

Your mom- (Some genius)

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I hate it when people say:

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?

"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.

And to my friend Ava - IASFGIE!! (Inside joke people)

Cheese Rules!! Just thought you all should know!!

Stories I Recommend

Harry Potter

We Belong by mj2007 - Her sequels rock!!

Return of the Parents by AutumnBreeze12 - truly amazing story!!

Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly - great story if you need a laugh!!

The Garnet Snitch by Shadow Dragon - beautiful story!!

That's all for now!!

Have a great second, minute, hour, day, week, month, year, decade, century, millenium, etc...

Talk to you all soon!