Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Glee.
Bio: I am a female, with brown hair and green eyes, i am 10-55 years old (not telling the exact age here) name Tina is fine i guess. I like anime, books, and manga. i am currently obsessed with anything Harry Potter, I've been on a mad Glee spree lately and only reading updates from other fandoms and working on GITW has been my priority. Why don't know they're good. i have a few totally awesome friend (Kat, Pam, Dee, Kay,Kira, As, Deb,Rini, and Jamie) there all insane i love them anyway i live in the us, somewhere east of alaska(i dare you to guess) I like to think i'm an odd person (probably why i get along with my friends, especially at night were kinda crazy) im a decent write kinda if i finish something (not very often) i dislike bitchy people who are rude, people who judge without looking deeper, flaws when playing video game i get super and vaguely unpleasantly competitive and kira says i way too nice of a person (i don't get why that's bad) and i enjoy procrastinating with FF and manga anime books and so many other things that are better than doing what i have to my parents were separated, but i only have a mom now. i have 2 and a half younger siblings (i haven't seen the half in a long time) i am unfortunately the oldest, im on decent relationships with my sisters most of the time and way better than my uncle and my mom (giant fights right there) so umm yea that's me :)
Manga Recommendations,One Piece, KHR(see below), Fairy Tail, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Gentleman's alliance cross, Vampire Knight, D.gray-man, Claymore, Eyeshield. tail of the moon, Full Metal Alchemist, Orange chocolate, Kaichou-wa maid-sama, Lock on, Black Cat, Kuroshitsuji,
Anime Recommendations, Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, InuYasha, D.gray-man, Ouran HSHC, avatar, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, K-on
Book Recommendations, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Gallagher Girls, Heist Society, inheritance Cycle, Cladi Diaries, Circle of magic, Vampire Acadamy, House of Night, Robin Plamer's realistic fiction novels, the Children of the Lamp, You are so Undead to Me,
Movie Recommendations, Harry Potter, Pirates of The Caribbean, Gone in 60 Seconds, Zoom (cute family typeish), Unaccompanied minors(cute family Xmas typeish )
Music: Avril lavigne, simple plan, boys like girls, fall out boy, carrie underwood, nickelback, 3 doors down, taylor swift, bowling for soup, and the list goes on
Manga is evil. I hate it. Really as much as i adore it i hate it. When a manga ends it seems most authors enjoy leaving you with about ten times more questions then you had through the entire series. Take ES 21 for example evil. I mean they left with a whole new chapter of their life to fill with wonderful football adventures but no they end it same with SA and Gentleman's alliance. or full meatal alchemist i'm so sad it's over i'm gonna cry and they ended again with a new chapter to explore and what was with the picture of Ed, Al, Winry and Mei and two little children ... Did Ed and Wirny get together or did Al and Mei or did both like wtf... gahh where is that monkey I want to shoot something -- jack sparrow AKA Johnny Dept said it perfectly right there... well maybe not the monkey, but i want to shoot something, and still, I think i'm gonna cry.
random quotes there are a lot most are in sections though and read them they're funny
it was my friend Pam's surprise birthday party and Kira was popping a balloon with confetti over her head with a knife when Kira gets the knife Kat and Rini "You Gave Kira a... a KNIFE?!" Me laughing. Kira "what I am very good with power tools." so pam walks in the door Kira pops the balloon on her head and everyone else just throws confetti at her she looks up and see Kira with a knife "Who gave Kira a knife are you insane."
At the same party "Cannibalism is illegal... if you get caught." Kira (see why we didn't want her to have the knife)
Word association telephone at the party Ice cream, chocolate, syrup, pancakes, cupcake, dildo, flavored condom, blow job...
My friend Pam poking her yogurt. "It doesn't look like Jello anymore. now it looks like poop." --Yea i have some weird friends (i love em any way :))
Em on Halloween (she was the female version of sheen from jimmy neutron) at every house she said "hi my name is Sheena and ima chocoholic and want some Swedish fish." (4 those who don't know Swedish fish is a red gummy fish) "and the queen of hearts(Dee) is my date"
My sister "I'm hungry" Me "so eat" My sister "No i'm not hungry" me face palm
My sister drop phone grandpa "Did you drop your radio?" My sister "No papa i dropped my phone."
My sister I might not be the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, but I'm not stupid.
aim conversation with Kat (please note my ipod fell in the sink)
tina: MY I POD LIVES
tina : it died again...
tina: proper sound effects
aim conversation with Dee
"Dee" Note sarcasm
"Tina" dully noted
"Dee" OMFG i always wanted someone to say that to my note sarcasm
"Tina" I aim to please :)
"Next time you were going to steal something pick a target we can't see from our living room" Raven from TEEN TITANS
For a vegetarian that sue is a lot of leather-- Cece
The teacher for power puff girls "Class i have a little surprise for you!" Blossom "You're getting a nose job?" Bubbles "You're getting married?" Buttercup "You're getting fired?"
And such a pathetic guy is their captain? They must really resent you... Why should the risk thier lives to save someone like you? Someone they can't be proud of, why should you the captain? What can you do? (Arlong) I can beat the crap out of ya! (Luffy) Nami smiles at this Sanji says That goes without saying you piece of shit Zoro says you get yourself killed i'll kill you and Usopp says Yeah i'll back you up and runs away... Ah gotta love it
To ace "I'm going to save you even if it kills me!!" Luffy-- awesome chapter that came from awesome
"He held me so tightly... I've heard of this before!! is this what they call marriage...!!" Boa Hancock
The past... isn't just something you can throw away. It stays with us forever. It's the same for everyone. We must live on, carrying the burdens of our past with us. That's why it's important that you carry the burdens you do now and how you decide to live your life today.-- Train Heartnet
We all fight to go farther, to fly higher-- intro to fly high chapter 11
A lesson without pain is meaningless, for you can not gain something without scarificing something else in return, but once you over come it and made it your own you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart-- FMA do I even have to say?
Hey I'm 9 inches tall, i can only see the upside-- Darwin G-Force
"Some people drink, some gamble, i analyze data" Charlie from Numb3rs
"You know if he wasn't a crook he could have been a great CEO." "What's the difference?" Don from Numb3rs
"Why do we ever waste time doubting charlie?" Granger Numb3rs
"We've gone from Socrates to Snooki" Ducky from NCIS on how celbs have changed
Sam's the type to see the glass half full and i see it half empty... kensie is the type to drink right out of the bottle, nate would question if it had to be a glass and eric would put his feet up and break the glass." G from ncis LA
They've elevated cluelessness to an art form... team rocket red head
You can use both idiots and scissors, but you can't let an idiot use scissors-- Black Butler AKA Kuroshitsuji
percy: you're scared of bunnies? Grover: Blah-hah-hah! they're big bullies. always stealing celery from defenseless satyrs. Percy: we'll have to work on your bunny phobia later--the last olympian
Zues: what kind of weapon would you like? a sword? an axe? Tyson: Stick!
From bleach. Insert Charlotte Cuuhlhourne in resurrection form with Yumichika laughing hysterically. Switch to Ikkaku saying Huh? That's weird it sounds like Yumichika's laughing his ass off (please note they are supposed to be fighting.)
Who? Usually when someone asks i answer a house wife, but just for today i feel like showing off a little. I'm an Alchemist. --Izumi FMA
"Don't go near him his stupidity is contagious" Hiruma Eyeshield 21
the decisive match between the greatest morons in history has begun. -- huh huh bro (taki and otawara in a quiz show... together)
"Devils don't ask gods for favors" -- Yo-nii (eyeshield 21)
one of the American American football team from eyeshield 21 "That speed just now, wasen't something of the ordinary" (talking about sena and motana running away from the guards.) "Could it be... NINJA'S!" two other guys "Oh those were ninjas!?" Eyeshield 21
"I knew it was only a matter of time. Appa ate momo!" sokka from avatar
"it's chewy ... chewyer than i expected.. not disgusting..." Nim's Island
"This tower is made of crystal right? if it were damaged it would lose its power, huh? then that's too bad for you, mages of fairy tail specialize in PROPERTY DAMAGE!" I love Natsu from Fairy Tail it is such an awesome manga :)
There is a ticket to dreams right in front of your eyes. With courage in one hand, jump on to the stage and step up to the challenge. -- Fairy Tail
"... I still think Dracula one and Dracula two are creep-tacular" From breaking dawn Jacob Black.
" well you have to least credit her with a certain instability. Remember when she told you i was plotting to take over fount with an army of lobsters?" said Ripred. "you did try to take over fount with an army of lobsters." said vikus. -- one of my all time favorite parts of curse of the warm bloods.
"Allow me to translate. She meant, if you don't stop you're incessant babble, the big rat in the boat next to you will rip you're head off." Go Twitchtip!
"Oh, be quiet Fo-Fo" Again, yay for Twitchtip!!
"I've never had rat before. With the right sauce, who knows?" -Gregor the Overlander (both the book and the person)
"At least this trip won't be dull." -go Ripred!
"You? Die? You're too mean to die." Ripred, to luxa
"We should have thrown him in a dungeon months ago." Everybody loves Ripred.
"A plot to get the house? Are you really as stupid as you look?" -Harry, in a bout of cheekiness,
"Wha-Norberts a girl?" Our favorite half-giant
"We did it we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, now Voldy's gone moldy, so now lets have fun" -Peeves
"That was dramatic." -Harry, in another bout of cheekiness
"It probably means you'll be eaten by a giant marshmellow or something" Harry
"You can't give a Dementor the old one- two!" Everybody loves Harry
"Proud? All those times I could've died and didn't? They'll be furious." Harry
"There no need to call me 'sir' professor" Harry to snivles
"This is night diddykins. Thats what we call it when it goes all dark like this" Harry Plopper
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?" George, upon Molly saying evryone in the family is a prefect
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing, bouncing ferret" Ickle Ronnikins
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" Our romanticily challenged Ron.
"Accio Brain!" Ron
"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die' I'm chucking them into the bin where they belong"Potty and the weasel (me and my friend did a conga line while chanting POTTY AND THE WEASEL around a table when the 2nd HP movie was coming out... did i mention i friends with interesting peole) yeah
"Lockhart'll sign anything if he stands still long enough" Ron.
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"Just because it's taken you 3 years to notice Ron, it doesn't mean no one has spotted I'm a girl!" Hermione
"Twitchy little ferret aren't you Malfoy?" Hermione
"By all means, continue destroying my possessions, daresay, I have to many." Dumbledore
"If you made a better rat than human, that snot much to boast about." Sirius Black
"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer."Black of Sirus
"I can teach you to brew fame, bottle glory, even stopper death. As long as you're not a big a bunch of dunderheads that I usually have to teach."
Well, if that's what's bothering you, you'll be Prince Gregor from now on-- Ripred my favorite rat and yours
"any one can speak troll all you have to do is point and grunt"-- Go twins
"don't worry ickle ronniekins is safe with us"-- Gred and Forge
"its not going to work"
"Oh really why is that granger."
"see this that's an age line and i doubt he'd be fooled by something so pathetically dimwitted."
"ahh but that's why its so brilliant because its so pathetically dimwitted." -- Hermione, Fred (i think) hermy, Gorge (i think)
"i told her it was a Hungarian Horntail much more macho" -- littlest weasley
"is that a student" Prof McG "Technically its a ferret" barty crouch jr.
"you, unlike me are a git so get out." Cheeky harry
Best line from DH part 1 "YOU STUPID ELF!!!! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!!!" "dobby didn't mean to KILL... only maim, or seriously injure..."
"there are some things you can't do with out becoming friends in the end and knocking out a fully grown mountain troll is one of them"--narrator is HPATSS
"I must have misplaced my 'What to do When You Get Crazy Superpowers' manual! Maybe it's under the 'How to Kill Your Sisters and Dispose of the Bodies' pamphlet! I'll go double check." April from The Extraordinary Secrets of April May and June
"Don't Pollyanna your way through this one.I'm an invisible girl reading about an invisible man there is no way to sugar coat that."--May
"We're gonna screen this Chad guy like he's never been screened before" --April "Homeland Security's got nothing on us."--June
"Mom don't cry. If you cry, I'll cry, and I'm wearing DiorShow mascara. It can't run it's too expensive. Every tear would cost, like, five dollars."--June
my dream is to... Be a bigger bad ass than my father-- Naruto
"Guy sensei is the coolest. He practically GLOWS with coolness." Rock lee
"If being smarter means what you say it does, I'll remain a fool my entire life!" Naruto
"I think someone who can't save their best friend isn't fit to become Hokage. What do you think, Sasuke?" GO GO NARUTO
"I'll never go back on my word, that's my ninja way!"Naru-chan
"You give up, thinking I'm gonna give up!!" just scream NARUTO
"Sometimes I wish I was just a cloud, floating along." ten guesses who ... he is from Naruto and his name begins with a Shika and ends with a Maru
"You would think just this once when it was life or death I could pull through."Shika-kun
"I used to always cry and give up...I nearly went the wrong way...but you...you showed me the right way. I was always chasing you...wanting to overtake you. I just wanted to walk with you...I wanted to be with you. You changed me! Your smile saved me! So I'm not afraid to die protecting you!! Because I...love you..." Hinata NARUHINA
"I want to change myself, into...into something better."Hina
"When I watch you, I feel strong, like I can do anything, that even I am worth something." Hinata
"I have to do my best! In front of the person I admire most, who's finally seeing the real me!" Super Hinata
"Never underestimate your opponent, no matter how small they may seem."Shino
"Gender makes no difference during a battle."Tenten
(About Lee and Guy) "As usual, I can't keep up with their craziness."Neji is right who does get their crazyness
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi confuses people
"You want to know what's under my mask? Sure, why didn't you say so in the first place? Okay, here we go. Behind this mask...is another mask! Pretty cool, huh? Kashi-kun
"Four of you have tried to kill me in the past one of you succeeded." Jack Sparrow At Worlds End
Cpt. Jack-"Parleley, parlellylooo, par le nee, partner, par...snip,parsley..."
"But why is the rum always gone?!" Pirates Jack
... who makes all these swords ... (jack) I do ... and I practice with them 3 hours a day (will) you need to find yourself a girl, mate(jack)
so that's it then, that's the secret grand adventure for the infamous Jack Sparrow ... he spent 3 days lying on the beach drinking rum
well thank you Jack (barbossa) your welcome(jack) not you, we named the monkey Jack(barbossa)
Jack: Now did anyone come to save me, just because they missed me?
Captain Vallenueva: about Barbossa Shoot him!
Will: will you mary me?
Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!
Jack Sparrow: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Jack Sparrow: Mr Gibbs, you can take the honors and throw my hat.
Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks, never had that before.
Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Jack to Mr. Gibbs-"Hide the RUM!"
Will to Jack-"This is either madness or brilliant!"
"I'm not sure I deserved that,"
This whole section is dedicated to a Very Potter Musical which is one thing any good Harry Potter fan should watching please do not confuse this with the above actual HP quotes because writing a very potter musical get tiring
Ms. Granger, Severus Snape is the smartest, sexiest man I know. I trust him with my life. --Albus DumbledoreI don't have any snacks, and (guy playing piano gives Ron pack of Twizzlers) oh my god thank you. -- Ron
Twenty points from Griffindor Mrs Granger-- Dumbledore Thanks Hermione-- Harry and Ron
Im tired! Why can't we all be death-eaters-- Draco
Did someone say Draco Malfoy-- Draco... duhh
Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come Pig farts Pigfarts Yumm Yumm Yumm-- Malfoy
Dumbles: basically what i've been doing is putting whoever looks like a good guy into griffindor and whoever looks like a bad guy into slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want i don't care...
Bitch I ain't Cho Chang-- Asian "Lavender Brown"
I'm Cho Change Ya'll-- says the with girl with red hair... and a southern accent...
If this home-made dark mark won't convince you...-- Draco
wait, WHAT? No, no! I do not want Schlongbottom to be my champion.-- Ron
I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks. I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag!-- Harry
Granger, nobody studies at Hogwarts except for you--Dumbles
This thing is so. Damn. Awesome. OH MY GOD EVERY WIZARD SHOULD HAVE A SWORD, not these stupid drumsticks *throws wand* FORGET ABOUT 'EM!-- Ron
I'm happy as a squirrel when I'm with Mr. Quirrel-- Voldie... I f-in love him in this
Take that Little foot-- Voldie tap dances
Mom what are you doing here- i came here with the order of the pheniox lupin, tonks mad eye moody, sirius black, and your brother fred- oh great where are they- there all dead-- Molly
its like that movie shes all that remember we watched that together remember how at the end well remember how at the end freddy prince jr. turns out to be good- Voldie no I didnt see the end because you were watching it while you were on the back of my head sucking my soul--Quirrel
hey quirrle we should make plans- evil plans- on ah no casual plans like umm we could go rollerblading on a saturday and see a movie at night- yeah it would be great because we both will be able to watch it for a change- yeah yeah i bet that it would be nice to sleep in our own beds and not have someone behind you all the time--Voldie
god for the brightest witch of your age you sure can be a dumb a$$, 10 points for DUMBLEDORE
CHO CHANG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH CHO CHANG FROM BANG KOCK TO DING DANG I SING MY LOVE ALOUD FOR CHO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-- cedric
Your the best *pokes Hermione's nose* --Harry
I just can't get her [Hermione] out of my head and i have these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault... That bitch! I'm just not cut out for this harry-- Ron
Yea man I know what you mean. It's like when your trying to save the world and the whole word is just against you-- Harry
No! No! No! No! No! NO! This isn't about you. Why does every conversation have to have turn into potter talk?--Ron
It's not potter talk-- Harry
No! No! No! I'm miserable *gestures to ginormous Hershey bar* and all you can do is talk about yourself you like the most self absorbed person I know. If you were miserable I'd be there for you, but you don't even listen to me and I'm sick of it. So, so, so good luck with whatever you were talking about and I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after because me, I am never going to be happy again, so I'm just gonna curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.-- Ron as Harry says Voldie lives and people are calling him liars... that how it should have went in the books...
Were you just talking to Ron? -- Hermione
Yea I was trying to tell him about volde- --Harry
Well did he say anything about me?-- Hermione
Yea, he uh said- --Harry
Well was one of them an apology for how he treated me at the yule ball?-- Hermione
Yea I heard about that... Listen I was wondering if maybe heard a little something? Maybe that VOLDEMORT IS BACK? Cedric Diggory is dead? Professer Quirrel was CRAZY and Now I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD? Did you hear that Hermione?-- Harry
Umm yes I have heard those things Harry about a thousand times, but NEVER have they been told to me with so much SASS. Drop the attitude Harry Potter. You're acting like garfield on a Monday *Harry gasps in shock*-- Hermione another one of what Hermoine and Ron should have done and said to Harry in OOP
Well don't you thin i have a right to be a little stressed out?-- Harry
No No I do not. You know this is just like with the dragon ok? I stressed out I told you to prepare and you didn't do anything and you were fine... You just played you little guitar and I don't know what you're crying about Harry this is just like when you defeated Voldemort and you were a baby...-- Hermione lol another thing that should have been said to harry
The Gibb's Rule book (I love how some get confused)
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Ep 410 "Smoked"
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you hate soggy fries, miley cyrus, homophobes, wanna-be Britneys, Paris Hilton, stupid Mary sues, stupid GARY stues, leafy veggies, warm soda, the killing-off of Sirius Black, getting disconnected from the internet, not being able to find the remote, living without cable, dropping your ice cream scoop, clowns who take their jobs WAY too seriously, hypocritical teachers who don’t like being corrected by you, arcades cheating you off your tokens, losing all your left socks, finding expired food in your bag, dropping soap bars while bathing, city-wide blackouts, cockroaches that crawl over you hand, people who don’t flush the toilet, annoying waiters, teachers who repeat themselves, breaking a lucky number 2 pencil during a test, getting molested by horny dogs, perverted stalker fans, getting tanned, brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice, people who flame fanfic authors, people who write and post crap on the net, getting lost in a mall, losing a small screw, dropping your cell phone thrice within 30 minutes, typos, post-its that don’t stick, the obsolete VCD, word problems you can’t solve, a dripping faucet, not being able to sleep at night, falling asleep in the bathroom, losing, slurping soup with soup spoon, not being able to get that last drop of diet coke in a can, getting paper cuts, finding mysterious bruises on your, being called ‘sensitive’ by people whose asses you could kick hands down, not knowing what certain words mean, not having a dictionary to use for knowing what certain words mean, flies that annoy you while you’re eating, forgetting to zip up your fly, not being able to solve a rubix cube under a time limit, boring rip-off movies that lasts for hours, missing your favorite TV shows, the end of F.R.I.E.N.D.S, forgetting what you were thinking of 3 seconds ago( I don't watch it, so it does not involve me), watches that say ‘waterproof’ but are not, having cheese stuck under your nails while eating popcorn, Albino-haters, mocha-flavored candy, forgetting to write your name on your test paper, forgetting your own birthday was yesterday, people who want you to give a shit, people who suck up to the teacher just because they’re failing the subject for the third time, people who pee on walls, people who think Salmonella is a person, HP crossovers that make no sense, fanfic writers who make HP crossovers that make no sense, cheesy pick-up lines, Pokemon re-runs, getting yourself locked in a closet with your worst enemy, people who aren’t aware of how superior you are to them, running out of gravy while eating KFC, Writer’s block(!!), people who think they’re EMO if they act EMO, people who confuse EMO with GOTH, people who say anime and cartoons are the same(fuckin' yeah!), Americans who attempt to recreate anime on their own, metallic paperclips that rust, people who think Egyptian mythology is boring, people who think Cleopatra was a slut, people who hate Alexander the Great just because he was Bi, Sushi gone wrong , accidentally swallowing chewing gum, computer Viruses, waking up with bad breath, Barney the purple dinosaur, people who discriminate, parents who play favorites with their children, telletubbies Congratulations, you are awesome. Please COPY and PASTE this on your profile
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like:"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a died hard no hope for cure harry potter fan put this on your profile.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
You know you live in the year 2000+ when..
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she won't give it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not sexy.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that b instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't put out just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to actually sleep in the same bed.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only, and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again.
To every girl that has faith that "Tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."
If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"
And if you can, add another line!
To Every Guy:
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
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