Author has written 2 stories for Danny Phantom.
Hi peoples! For starters, I really don't have anything interesting to say about myself. So all I'm gonna say is I'm a girl and that even though I've only had this account for about a two and a half years, I've actually been on FanFiction(dot)net for about... five and a half years, ever since the summer after DP was first aired.
Oh, also, (points to picture) this is Gylron. He is my noble Snow Gryphon that guards my account from spammers. I didn't draw that picture, unfortunately, I just found it on the Internet (but it took me forever to change the color of that sky! Curse my computer for not having anything other than Paint '-_-).
Well, since I really can't think of anything else to say at the moment, I'll just skip right to the funny quotes and such. Enjoy XD.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lists!
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...
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You know, they never say anything about ghost-proofing their stuff...
And here are some pieces of advice for the henchmen.
And, of course, what would an Evil Overlord List be without...
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And for the rest of you...
Hey, you know, what do you think would happen if each side read their own lists? A long and prolonging battle? Naw, I think the Evil Overlord would win in the end...
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Well, that's all the lists I could find, so now let's go on to the funny quotes...(yes, I know. There are a ton of them...But hey, that's what happens when you've devoted the time to copy them all down from everywhere!)
"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions."
Random Observations List:
-Almost every bad thing that happens on Danny Phantom can be linked back to Jack's stupidity in some way. Take the ghost invasion in Reign Storm, for instance. That was caused by Vlad getting ahold of the skeleton key, and releasing Pariah Dark from the Sarcophagus of Ever Sleep. Now, in the previous episode, Million Dollar Ghost, Jack had thrown Vlad right into the exact part of the Ghost Zone holding the key. And even if he didn't do that, it was still partly his fault in the first place, because he gave Vlad ghost powers twenty years ago. The prototype mini portal actually would have worked if Jack hadn't poured diet cola into the generator. And, let's not forget, if all that did happen, it still wouldn't have been as bad if Jack hadn't been stupid enough to put the 'on' switch for the full-sized portal on the inside, thus giving Danny ghost powers as well. So, long story short, Jack's stupidity caused every moment of pain Danny suffered through. Even for the ghost attacks that Vlad or Jack didn't cause, it would still be his fault, because since he gave Danny ghost powers, he made it Danny's problem to clean up. And even if Danny was captured by the GIW and they tortured him, it would still be Jack's fault because they wouldn't be torturing him if he didn't have ghost powers. I'll agree with Vlad on this; it's all Jack's fault.
-By some incredible typo, on the plastic blue and white sign at one of my schools next to the Home Ec. room, it reads 'Family and Consumer Sciences', in normal print. The part in Braille underneath it reads 'Family and Computer Sciences'. How that slipped by the computers at the company that makes the signs I will never know. Maybe it was the same company that made the mistake below.
-Danny is right-handed. In TUE, while he was taking both the real test and the practice test in the kitchen, he had the pencil in his right hand. Either that, or he's ambidextrous. I haven't really looked at any other episodes. I'm pretty sure Jazz is also right handed, but I haven't seen The Fenton Menace in a while (for when Jazz was writing in her journal at the end), so I don't know for sure.
-Darth Vader never actually says, "Luke, I am your father." In the movie, the line is, "No, I am your father."
-Every 'Deer Crossing' sign in America has the antlers on backwards (I call them 'Mutated Deer' signs).
-Every key on your computer's keyboard makes a slightly different sound when pressed down.
-For an inexplicable reason, on all the signs in the Tech Ed. labs at my school, the Braille underneath it is just painted on. That kinda defeats the entire purpose, doesn't it? I mean, come on!
-How is it that in all those fantasy novels which take place in "Medieval Times" (Lord of the Rings, DragonLance, etc.) that hundreds or even thousands of years can pass without even a single technological advance? Although, there is magic, so they probably didn't see much of a need, but still!
-If expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected, what's considered unexpected? Is the expected supposed to be the new unexpected?
-If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, what's the point of practicing?
-If you scry someone (using the Inheritance Trilogy mode of scrying) and they're wearing clothes that you've never seen before, do you see them naked?
-In all those shows, movies, books, and video games, where a character is being forcibly marched along by guards with crossbows or guns aimed at their backs, wouldn't it be funny if one of those accidentally fired? Then again, they'd probably have the safety on just to be on the safe side. But the character doesn't know that, right?
-In all those movies (not so much books) where the main character is in sub-zero temperatures and falls in a lake or what not, they're supposed to have died from hypothermia in a matter of minutes, and here they are completely fine, if shivering a little. What...?
-In almost every fanfic where Danny gets captured by the Guys in White, where does he go to the bathroom in the cell they put him in?
-In Assassin's Creed, during a cutscene when you're in the Assassin's Bureau or speaking with Al Mualim, Altair's clothes are still ruffling slightly in the wind, even though you're inside.
-In both episodes with Clockwork in it, his scar always seems to switch from one eye to the other randomly. Sometimes it's when he transforms from one age to the next, other times it's when he's momentarily out of the picture. Although, it is usually on his left eye.
-In Halo 2, on the split screen stage Zanzibar, the control pad thingy you press to open the gates says something after the gates have been opened. The keypad reads:
-In Phantom Planet, turning the earth intangible wouldn't have done anything. Ectoranium is a ghost-proof metal, remember?
-In the Wii version of Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, the sun sets in the east (even that is flipped?!).
-In every 'Danny and Sam get married and have a kid with ghost powers' fic, they normally say that their child is half ghost, but unless Sam is also half ghost or ghost powers is some sort of genetic disease, they would only be one quarter or third ghost, because Sam is completely human. Almost everyone seems to make that mistake.
-In every show, movie, or video game, if a character is being possessed, their eyes always change in some way, for some amount of time.
-The stuff they cover school bus seats with is actually a recurring pattern. Just look for the two leaves, with one right above the other and slightly to the side.
-Vlad does not have a ghost sense. He does not possess ice powers and therefore does not have a ghost sense. Danielle, however, does have ice powers, because she too has a ghost sense. Case closed.
-We've all heard the phrase, "Who brings a knife to a gun fight? The loser." But who brings a sword to a gunfight? Let's see... Kenshin, from Rurouni Kenshin (he'd win), Hiei, from Yu Yu Hakusho (okay, he can dodge bullets), Zabuza, from Naruto (I don't think that six foot long hunk of metal should count as a sword), Link, from Legend of Zelda (he might not win, but the people with guns would be leaving with injuries), and last but not least, Zolo, from one Piece (he'd probably win).
-Whenever a character is intangible, aren't they supposed to fall through whatever they're standing on? Especially if you're a human in the Ghost Zone. Are the floors both ghost and human proof or something?
-Whenever someone is possessed or switches bodies with someone else, they are supposed to have the voice of the person they are possessing. They are occupying a body with the same vocal chords, and therefore the same voice. So, technically, Danny is supposed to sound like whoever he is possessing, instead of himself.
-You can easily tell who made an ecto-weapon by looking at it's color. Jack and Maddie's have green ectoplasm with gray metal, Valerie's are a redish-pink ectoplasm with black metal, and Vlad's are gray metal with pinkish-red ectoplasm. Skulker's weapons are blue with gray-blue metal, while the Guys in White have white metal with blue ectoplasm.
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Well, that's all I got for now in the way of fun stuff! Hope you enjoyed at least some of it!