JAZZIES-GIRL
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Joined 02-13-07, id: 1219567, Profile Updated: 05-12-09
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.

About me:

Name: Jazzies-Girl
Age: Some odd years and some even days
Place of Residence: In front of my computer

Fave Couples:

Hermione/Draco
Hermione/Remus (time-turner fics, otherwise it's weird)
Harry/Draco
Bella/Edward
Emmett/Rosalie

Least Fave Couples:

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to say Alice/Jasper just cuz I want Jasper for my own.

Other...things:

I LOVE VAMPIRES

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! If you enjoy being insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

People sya that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!"

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this often!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that's quite obvious!!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I do all this AND MORE!!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It'll happen any day now tho!)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you think the Trix cereal kids should just suck up their pride, and give the rabbit some Trix?

If you're one of those who paint your dad's finger nails hot pink when he's sleeping, or tell your older sister you don't know where her I-pod went...copy this into profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.(That's right, i'm half a person!!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile! (on my bike too...but it's okay, i know the tree...she's my friend, her name is emily)

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it

"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile (you think that's long? I've laughed for at least an hour straight...not kidding...i've got some pretty crazy friends, once i've started laughing they won't let me stop)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

Please don't cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye,

Im sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please dont cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, it hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy please tell Daddy, that I love him very much,

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother, I'll be waiting for her now.

And tell my wonderful friends, that they were always the best.

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers, I wont show up for class.

And never forget this, And please don't let it pass.

Mommy why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy warn the others. Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors, I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy I'm slowly Dieing, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack. Mommy listen to me if you would.

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things new,

And I guess I'm not going with Daddy on the trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late.

Mommy I've always loved you and I know you know that too.

And Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love You"

this is what happens when you don't pay attention to who you let see your gun.

If you have a heart copy&paste this onto your profile

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. (try telling that to my friends)

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

If you don't understand the joke, don't ask. Laugh with the grouop and Google it later.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Music is love in search of word.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

A day without light is, well, night

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up a
ll night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

If you think that all men should be like this, copy and paste this into your profile!

~If you get really pissed off when some abandons a story after you get into it, copy and paste this into your profile.~

~If you think that life without computers is useless copy this into your profile.~

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.~

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

-We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Manorexic by kc404duh reviews
The Malfoys have always been very clear as to what they hold in high regard, such as wealth and blood purity, but as Pansy and Blaise found out in July of last year, there are some values which leave deeper impressions than even a Dark Mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,455 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Willows and Witches by Marble Meadow reviews
Hermione Granger leaves Ron at the alter. An unlikely hero comes to her aid and she falls for him. But what happens when she also lusts after another? Convoluted triad no slash HGRL and HGSS. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,803 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Serendipity by Winger-Hawk reviews
After the Final Battle, Snape awakes from a coma to a world in which Voldemort is gone, defeated by Harry Potter. Deciding he has nothing more to live for, he tries to end his life, but things don't quite work out the way he planned. Deaging, H/G, Mild CP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 403,887 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Somebody Still Loves You by TheLabyrinthQueen reviews
An accident on her way home causes Sarah to end up back in the world of the Labyrinth, But when she gets there,she is not in the Castle Beyond The Goblin City. So where is Jareth? And what trouble has stirred up in the Underground While she has been gone?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,698 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Kissing You by SasunaruTLA reviews
Harry Potter decided that he would not let anyone else hurt him but then he gets his Inheritance the summer before 7th year and finds that he will not be able to stay away from everyone, especially one blonde Slytherin... *CONTINUED with DrarryTLA*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,585 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teeth by ConstantSnow reviews
Harry followed Malfoy into the Forbidden Forest during a night in sixth year. NC-17 Rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First Love by IceAngel 69 reviews
A private moment between Draco and Harry WARNING: the amount of suger and fluff in this WILL rot your teeth. Oh . . . and it's slash which means if you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Wings by Harpy Wings reviews
as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,915 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fervid Chaos by Velvet Song reviews
Formerly BURNING SERPENT! Harry finds out that Voldemort’s his father, and his mother is...? TRSS, HPDM, HGBCJ, RLSB. Rating will go up in future!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,475 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Diamond in the Sky by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape reviews
Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts...SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,357 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Patronus by Darth Gojira reviews
Neville Longbottom needs only one thing to conjure a Patronus. Harry realizes he's in over his head this time when Hermione proves to be the key. Updated with a new chapter format and the great scent of Brute. There's a sequel on the way, so please review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - [Neville L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reason for Living by trizfores reviews
Hermione gets a second chance in life. Is it all worth it? SS comforts HG. Abuse, soul mates and prophecies... Read & Review please! SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
TwentyFive Signs You're Obsessed With Labyrinth by Kore-of-Myth reviews
The title says it all...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tom Hermione: change the future 1 by Ekaterina2324 reviews
War is everywhere. Draco and Hermione experience the unexpected. But enough of that. When Hermione is the only one left, Dumbledore asks Hermione to travel back to 1944 to prevent everything from happening. Can she do it? Or will love prevent her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,545 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Where The Breezes Know My Name by Scion of Kushiel reviews
AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Obliviously Lucky by atruwriter reviews
She had absolutely no idea just how bleeding lucky she was. Hermione/Lee Jordan OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2008 - [Hermione G., Lee J.] - Complete
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What's Love got to do with it? by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Concrete Angel by dracochick reviews
Hermione isn't as happy as everyone assumes. Song fic. NEW CHAPT! Whiskey Lullaby.He watched from the shadows, but she bever looked back. Warning: angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Love's Death by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
A Hermione and Draco fic! Hermione and Draco have a secret relationship. This get a little out of hand in Potion's class when Snape forces Hermione, Ron and Harry to do Draco's work! It's good, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 4,921 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If Only by groovychic97 reviews
As she looked around she saw the man and her eyes locked with his for a minute, both of them silent before she whispered, hate clear in her voice “Draco Malfoy.” Hermione can't remember the last four years of her life. Draco can. One Shot. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You're outta your freakin' mind! by skibagrant reviews
Who knew that a detention could be this much fun? HPXDM RWXHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Lions and Serpents Meet by pr3ttyxw3ird reviews
It's their final year at Hogwarts and Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. Voldemort is gone, Draco's dad is in Azkaban, Hermione is changed, and Draco protects her from an abusive boyfriend? What happens when you mix lions with serpents? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,734 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Day Seven by StrictlyDramione reviews
Hermione Granger was given a deathly poison by the jealous Pansy Parkinson and is left with only seven days to live. What will she do in the time she has left with the one boy she ever truly loved: Draco Malfoy? I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Girl Who Lost Everything by Sammypenny reviews
She has been lowered into the ground, flower petals surrounding her grave, dancing in the wind, and everyone has left, everyone but me. Let them remember her as a hero, as someone with the perfect life but I will remember her as she was. Non DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hello, My Name Is Fatherhood by Daisy Miller reviews
It felt like someone barged into his house, waving a name tag in his face that said: Hello, my name is Fatherhood. Nice to meet you. [Fremione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
My Silacore by aspireraywriter reviews
Decided to scrap the summary. It was boring. Fluffy, sad. Draco/Harry new kind of mates. There is graphic sex and character death. Oh, nd it all belongs to JKR. I'll leave it at that this time ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,299 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Theory by Dying Romance reviews
“I am not a lesbian!” Hermione said, exasperated. “Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you,” Draco insisted. “I like boys!” He raised an eyebrow. “Prove it by kissing a guy then.” OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Simply Horrible Summer by Jasper Annalise reviews
Hermione wakes up to the perfect day. But soon, it turns out to be less than perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Hermione G.
The Results of Being Stuck in a Closet by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
After Hermione and Draco were locked in a closet, they learned alot about each other. Now that they're out will their relationship keep growing? Or will the pressure of it make keep them as enemies? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe by Argosy reviews
The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whore by Gueneviere reviews
Malfoys aren't stalkers; Draco just happens to enjoy following Hermione Granger everywhere. Blaise notices and dares him to shag her by the end of the week. Draco is determined to make Granger his whore. And Malfoys always get what they want. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Could Have Splinched Me! by Lemons ARE Best reviews
It's Valentines Day and Hermione's the only single at the Burrow. Who will save her from a day of watching the Weasleys and their significant others? Enter Charlie. HermionexCharlie oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Iris by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Draco has suffered the loss of his first love, and has cut off all ties with the wizarding world. Hermione's husband is out to kill her. How does a chance meeting bring these enemies together? More importantly, how does their story end? DMHG, CBMTD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 135,023 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Words by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot “It’s death. There’s nothing worse you could do. And you have to really mean it, really want it.” Granger shivered, clutching her broken leg. “Do you really want to kill me?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh Definitely Not by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
When Ginny's plan of escape falls through, she coerces Hermione into cancelling her date to spend an evening with Charlie where she ends up not regretting going out with the other wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Last Minute by Daisy Miller reviews
How could someone so young, so platonic, make him feel like a hormonal sixteenyear old? [A BillHermione oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Soul Mate reviews
Draco is a Veela. When he finds out his mate's Harry who's straight and in love with Ginny Weasley he decides not to pursue him thinking he would only cause him unhappiness. Will a persistent portrait Draco's Veela instinct and a love potion unite them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,038 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the Goblin City reviews
Sarah feels unnoticed in her family and one night, after getting fed up with Toby, she wishes herself away. The Goblin King takes her to his castle beyond the Goblin City but Sarah keeps tabs on her family above ground and does not like what she sees.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Harry's Big Adventure reviews
Reporters ask Harry to recollect his adventures before the war and he sums everything up in one sentence. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Nights reviews
Hermione's parents are dead but they're not really her parents. Who is her real father and what is he hiding from her? Creaturefic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,531 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
A Family of My Own reviews
“Wait, so you knew that Dumbledore had killed the Potters and you still didn’t know that I was Voldemort’s son?” Harry finds out that he has a family, well, a father anyway. Maybe HarryDraco later on...probably HarryDraco later on...Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,336 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort's Dead reviews
Ron thinks that Voldemort has finally died. Why does he think so and what does Hermione's Ipod have to do with it? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Familiar Stranger reviews
The love of her life died in the final battle but when a hot familiar stranger walks into her bookshop one day will she find love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete