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Well, I used to have several Instant Star fan fictions on here. The problem was that I wrote them when I was 13-15 years old. I came back after a couple years of neglect and was humiliated by the writing that I found. I don't know if I've gotten any better, but I plan on attempting a few one shots pretty soon.

I have a lot of plots in mind for HP, but I'm a bit hesitant to start anything. Harry Potter is actually a very intimidating category for me to write is. The character's are so well developed that I'm afraid no writing I am capable of will do it justice. So I'm more in the Twilight writing phase, because lets face it; the standards are a lot lower, and there's a lot more room to push your characters without much criticism.

Tangent Time. Forgive me.

Now, I have a major pet peeve with most authors. When I'm reading a Harry Potter story, for example, and the author writes in an author's note "Yeah I really hate *insert character name*." That's just the end of the story for me. Whether I, myself, like or dislike a character doesn't matter. I hear that you hate Dumbledore, and now every time he's in the story it feels fake to me. That's if you're gonna write him like you don't hate him, which most writers don't have the ability to do. If you hate him, and color him in OCC in your story, you need to warn people about that. Throw in that you're gonna bash a main character.

For these reasons, I will never write such things in my author's notes. However, after I have become a fan of an author, I like to know their opinions on characters/pairings. And some people always want to know, so I'm gonna put all that info in here.

Harry Potter:

I can't think of any characters I don't like. I love them all, even the evil ones.

Ron is my all time favorite character, and the Weasley family just flat out fascinates me.

Favorite Canon Couples (just about all of them):

James & Lily

Ron & Hermione

Harry & Ginny

Remus & Tonks

Favorite Non-Canon Couples (usually only tolerated as a subplot unless wonderfully written and without soul crushing angst):

Luna & Harry/Ron/Neville/Draco

Remus & Sirius

Lily & Sirius

Hermione & Fred

Draco & Ginny


I am a terrible Twilight fan. I just need to warn readers of that. I loved the first book of Twilight so much. I enjoyed the vampire portrayal very much.

New Moon was painful to read, and I have absolutely no clue what happened in Eclipse because I couldn't make myself read it. I got a summery of what occurred in Breaking Dawn, and was happy enough with the way things wrapped up. So there are a bunch of holes in my knowledge of the series (like the Cullen history), but I know that first Twilight book very well and it's the only time frame that I read/write from anyway.

Now here, I just totally contradict everything I just said about character haters earlier. Because I hate the werewolves. Every time Jacob's around, I just want to skip ahead (and I usually do). It's not even really about being Team Edward, I just think that Jacob is the most annoying character in the series, and was written in without credibility. I understand why Edward would love Bella, but I can't fathom why Jacob would. She drives me nuts whenever she's around him. The whole wolf plot feels forced into the Twilight world, and I try to ignore their presence in stories as often as possible. The Cullen's are great, and they're just about all I care about in Forks, Washington.

I like canon Cullen couples, and an occasional Emmett/Bella.

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Fox Fire by WoodLily reviews
"My prey had become beautiful to me. The pain of that realization stung worse than venom ever could." Edward's "Twilight". Canon-compliant AU after 'The Meadow'. Plot detours/missing moments. The slow burn begins with the flight to Alaska. *UPDATE 9/4/14: Chapter 33: TRESPASS is up at long last. Thanks, gentle readers, for not giving up on me.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,296 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Five and Three by broomclosetkink reviews
Five times Molly saw through Sherlock's disguises, one time she didn't, and two after effects. 2013 SAMFA Nominee for Best Humor, Rated K-T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Undertow by hedwigshero reviews
COMPLETE! Trapped in the confines of number twelve Grimmauld Place, Ron and Hermione find themselves plunged head-first into a sea of lust. Will they be able to fight the current, or get pulled down by the undertow?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That You Can't Leave Behind by BrainySmurf6 reviews
Later in season six. Booth must finally choose between Hannah and Brennan...but it's not the kind of choice you think. When a bitter man from his past returns, seeking revenge, life can turn tragic very fast. Booth/Brennan
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,280 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Road Not Traveled Leads To Here by bite-or-avoid reviews
Every once in a while, two people meet, and there’s that spark. Four ways it could have happened B/B - General knowledge through the end of Season 3 is strongly recommended
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Beauty and the Tragedy by BrainySmurf6 reviews
Brennan surrounded herself with memories of Booth, determined not to lose him completely. In the mean time, she was losing herself" Booth's fake death continues on for over a month, and Brennan begins to unravel. Strong BB, also with BA friendship
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Anytime by Eowyn77 reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Seeing Things by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
This is a vision Alice probably didn't have, but I thought it would be neat if she did. Set after Edward's return from Alaska after running away from Bella on her first day of school. Don't worry, it's in canon. Esme's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2008
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bang Theory by GigliwasCool reviews
What happens when Jude’s world is shaken, not stirred, one too many times? Will she crack? Or will she be Darius’ favorite Instant Star?
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,719 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
How to Write a Fan Fiction by Harry Potter and co by Susan B reviews
Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P.
Discovering Distraction by Adelaide E reviews
Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy.'s not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying Sorry by Adelaide E reviews
Ron Weasley, it must be admitted, has a great deal to learn about the opposite sex. How fortunate that one member of the opposite sex is willing to teach with excess volume him to say the most important words of self preservation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Byron by Ciircee reviews
Hermione has been getting some very interesting love letters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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