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Joined 02-14-07, id: 1220049
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey all you people I don't know!

I am "someone". Let's just say my name is Maria Hernandez, ok? ; )

I (Maria) am a new writer, so if my stuff totally sucks, PLEASE tell me how I can fix it or anything like that. If it so bad you couldn't bear to read any more than the first sentence, then please let me know so I take it off right away. I am not trying to cause my readers pain. (and sorry if it turns out that way)

Favorite items (all of which you really need to know):

Foods: cereal and bean sprouts

Musical artists: My Chemical Romance, Kanye West, India Arie, Three Days Grace, Lauryn Hill, Fall Out Boy, the Beatles, Prince, Lenny Kravitz, Ying Yang Twins, Evanescence, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Alicia Keys, Brandy, Diddy, Christina Aguilera, Family Force 5, Fefe Dobson, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Used, Utada Hikaru, Usher, Weeezer, Stevie Wonder, Gipsy Kings


His Dark Materials trilogy: The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, by Philip Pullman

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Stephenie Meyer

The Naming, The Riddle, The Crow, by Alison Croggon

The Crystal Cave, The Hollow Hills, The Last Enchantment, The Wicked Day, by Mary Stewart

The Truth About Forever, by Sarah Dessen (and EVERYTHING by Sarah Dessen, too, because she's a goddess)

Shiva's Fire, by Suzanne Fisher Staples

Stargirl, by Jerry Spinelli

Great Books that You Should Definitely Read:

The Protector of the Small Quartet: First Test, Page, Squire, Lady Knight, by Tamora Pierce ( suprisingly good, highly recommended)

Ella Enchanted, by Gail Carlson Levine

Eragon, by Christopher Paolini (but Eldest isn't worth it, so I don't recommend that one)

Mediator series, by Meg Cabot or Jenny Carroll because she has pen names

Speak, Laurie Halse Anderson

Daughters of the Moon series, Lynne Ewing (not fantastic, but still okay)

Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever, Maximum Ride: Saving The World and Other Extreme Sports, by James Patterson (funny and brainless, but quite entertaining)

Uglies, Pretties, Specials by Scott Westerfield

Stargirl, by Jerry Spinelli

Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen, by Garth Nix

Witch Child, Celia Rees

Inkheart, Inkspell by Cornelia Funke

It's Kind of A Funny Story, by Ned Vizzini

Shabanu, Haveli, by Suzanne Fisher Staples

Wise Child, by Monica Furlong

Pirates, by Celia Rees

Book Characters Worthy of Kissing

1. Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

2. Jacob Black (see above)

3. Wes, from The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen

There are a ton more for all of those, and I'l add more whenever.

Super-D-Duper Factoids of Amusement: I'm in eighth grade at an amazing school in Northern VA. It's fantastically wonderful. (Go Panthers!) Um...I live with my Mom and sister, Meg, who's seventeen and college-bound, visiting Dad on every other weekend. That's probably the reason why I haven't updated, if anything - because I save my stuff at Mom's house. Sorry about that. No pets...except a beta fish when I was in fifth grade...Squishy Chubboggis, may you rest in peace.

I take first year French (Je m'appelle Coline. Et toi? Tu t'appelle comment? Bonjour_!) and that's pretty much all I know at this point. I sometimes write things in French on my fics just to prove that eighth period isn't a complete waste of time. Which it totally is, of course. Along with second period (Algebra), fourth (Phys Ed), and the first half of sixth (Activity - whoops, I mean 'Learning Seminar'. My bad. -rolls eyes-)

Just so you know: I don't have a lot of free time, so if I don't update for a week or so, don't kill me. I'll try to update as soon as I can, but I'm not making any promises...

My story(s) are listed, so I am not going to waste time typing them up. However, if you don't review, I probably won't update for a while. :( No motivation is a very sad thing. -cries-




Sorry I used so many perenthesis. I go ( ) crazy sometimes. Okay, a lot...


I just wanted to say thank you to my fantastical reviewers for The End. It is...amazing that people actually read my stuff. And I promise that I'll update as fast as I can, even with school. Granted, that doesn't really mean a lot, considering I have about a bajillion hours of homework each night...rrrr...but yeah. I'll try.

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Saving the World is a Pain in the You Know What by Showers' Inc reviews
Three years after the takedown of Itex, Max and the flock seem to be safe and free ... until some old friends reappear. And Max is forced to save the world ... again. Warning: FAXNESS and possible CHARACTER DEATH! Sorry, story's better than the summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,274 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007
Maximum Ride: The Final Adventure by FantasyFan5 reviews
Post MR3. Itex keeps coming up with deadlier experiments, but they haven't stopped tracking down the flock. When twists keep being thrown at her, is Max able to keep her flock together, defeat Itex AND figure out what to do with Fang? Fax, now AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,788 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Life Continues to Confuse Me by Krrimarte reviews
Based well after STWAOES. Max has a secret hobby that has brought a lot of attention to herself and the others. Who is shadow and why is he challenging her to 30 rounds? FANG and MAX. Please read and review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,978 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007
It's 34B by tanyart reviews
[oneshot] Max walks in on Fang while he’s secretly doing the laundry. He screws up and now he’s thinking about more than just a pile of dirty clothes. [fax!fluff]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic by EdwardAddict reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Call It A Gift by Blackberry Ink reviews
On the night of the third ball, everything went according to plan. Ella plans to forget Char and go on living with her curse as a maid in Dame Olga’s house. But first loves always die hard.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,170 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
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The End reviews
Alternate end to MR3, contains spoilers, beware. Just fluff, fun to write. Oneshot turned longer. More FAX than the real MR3, thank goodness. Come on, JP.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
Questions reviews
First chapter of my story, The End, turned oneshot. It's the rejected version that I hate but a lot of people seem to like, so I'm posting it. Contains kissing. Happy reading!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride 3: The End of Life As We Know It reviews
MR3, but not written by James Patterson. duh Will Max save the world or will she fail? Read to find out. Some FAX eventually. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK PLEASE!Rated T for some violence and maybe swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007