SombreroWearinWriter
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Joined 02-14-07, id: 1220216
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Hehe. Found this on one of my favorite authors (on fanfic, I mean) and it's awesome-tastic. If that's not a word, then they should make it onw. But anyways... Totally. A cookie to anyone who can figure out who I got it from...

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think that all birds are messengers from hell, and that they all must die (GWA-HA-HA), copy this into your profile.

If your username had/has Edward and, or Bella with some type of obsession or confession of love, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

Oh! Thought I should warn you, if you PM me, don't expect a reply because I am so bright and can't figure out how to get to it... I can see it via email, but I can't get to the actual screen can someone please give me instructions on how to get to the pms? I know how to send them, but not check them..hehe... smartness

Sharky was here and is very confused.

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No Tears in Heaven by Thosewhocan'twrite-comment reviews
It is 2 years after New Moon, and the Volturi have come far sooner than expected to check up on Bella, but Edward's plan fails and in the final confrontation Bella dies. She is now trapped and alone, in Heaven watching Edward live his life without her...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Bella, Edward
Satin by Deliriously Withdrawn reviews
Bella and Jacob are married. Twoshot. i.Satin ii.Tradition Delelted other chapters, feel free to ignore A/N's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Year's End by Necily reviews
GemmaKartik. Grandmama made her choose Simon after Kartik and Simon proposed, but Kartik and Gemma decide their fate together. Please R&R! Now complete!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Living on the Edge by The Sacred Feminine reviews
Sarah has many issues, one of them being the enigma that is Edward Cullen. When he ends up being in all her classes, she gets infuriated. Then, she gets infatuated and it’s all she can not to jump him there in class. AU. Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,352 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006
Betrayed by White Cloud Dreamer reviews
What happens when Mike gets Bella alone. Will nothing happen or will Bella's world come crashing down? Read and review. everyone i'm so sorry, but for some reason i am encountering issues and am unable to update at this time,so i have NOT stopped writing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,303 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006
Swayed by OTF4545 reviews
It's Summer and Edward and Bella are enjoying it. Of course in forks, it's still raining. with a new life and a new house, Bella has her hands full.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
Divide and Conquer by just a little wicked reviews
The figure stood before me, its black menacing eyes staring me down. This being had given me a choice, do or die. But you see, my life wasn’t the one that would end. The life in danger was infinitely more precious. [BOOK TWO IN THE STARCROSSED TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Impending Kismet by L.C.Candle reviews
Bella has finally been kidnapped. By two very unlikely sources...who enjoy playing dress up with her...and messing with her hair...and taunting Edward. Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
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Wide Open Sky reviews
Max and the flock. Paridise, plus one smelly, talking mutant dog. Of course paridise is interrupted slightly by those mangy Erasers, but it's easy to regain. But when Ari emerges with an ultimatum, is paradise really worth it? Read and reviw, please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007
Nevermore reviews
The sequel to Up in Flames. What happens when Bella has revenge on the mind, and not even Edward can stop her? She's an unstoppable force now with a strange power no one understands. And what of this Robert? And and an ancient prophecy? Read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007
Earthen Sun reviews
Bella is the new friend to the new girl, Mari. But she resembles the Cullens and Volturi so much. Is she a vampire? Or is it just a coincidence? And what happens when friendship becomes a fight for Bella's life and Edward's immortality?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
Up in Flames reviews
This was the true meaning of bliss. But how long would it last? Forever? What if he decides that I don't belong with him and he leaves? I have him now, but what about Victoria? And the Volturi? PLEASE READ! And DONE! Yay! First fanfic is DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete