Master of the Boot
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Joined 02-14-07, id: 1220273, Profile Updated: 11-11-10
Author has written 31 stories for Hellsing, StarTrek: The Next Generation, DC Superheroes, Trinity Blood, Twilight, Vampire Hunter D, Doctor Who, X-overs, Batman, Metal Gear, Fullmetal Alchemist, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Misc. Games, StarCraft, Harry Potter, Game X-overs, Marvel, Animorphs, Rob Roy, Prototype, Incredible Hulk, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Duke Nukem.

Gentlemen, you may refer to me as the Master of the Boot.

I would like to make a few things clear. First, I am a massive fan of Hellsing and Twilight. I am merely a young man from Western Canada who gets called a nerd by his brother. I life weights though, so I am handy in a fight. And I even carry a gun loaded with silver bullets, just incase.

As everyone is aware right now, I have two stories up. The Big Hellsing and Hellsing Order Q: the Trek Adventure. . Also I have posed a oneshot about the recent US presidential debate. In the near future I plan to set up more stories. So stay tuned.

Feel free to browse any of my stories. All comments are welcome. To people who flame, go right ahead. But expect a toungue lashing.

Yes, I am aware that the Big Hellsing is not the first ever Hellsing/Twilight crossover. It's probably the second. But I assure you, it's the best damn Hellsing/Twilight story you'll ever read.

Special Alert: Today is Remembrance Day, a date which none of us will soon forgett. Today I took a moment to remember those who have sacrificed so that I can have what I have. I owe them that much, I suggest you do the same.

Things I'd like to try: 1)Show up at a Hellsing convention with golden contact lenses. 2)Show up at a Twilight convention wearing fangs and red contact lenses. 3)Punch a high ranking politician in the face 4)Find the Holy Grail. 5)Do a drive-by mooning of city hall when I'm eighty years old.

Quotes:

He would enter your mind? Enter his! He will expect you to be afraid, be bold! He will threaten, brush all threats aside and strike! But above all else, do not let his evil weaken you. When he yawns his great jaws at you, go in through them, for he's softer on the inside.

~Faethor Ferenczy, Necroscope: Deadspeak

"If you thought that was interesting, you should see me tie my shoes."

~Alucard, The Hellsing War Chronicles by EZB

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Do YOU remember the nineties?

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (Believe me, I remember!)

Sincerely

Master of the Boot

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Deadliest Warrior: No Mercy by Madman With A Keyboard reviews
The greatest warriors from fiction shall all fight another, for the title of Deadliest Warrior. Blood will be spilled, Death shall be bountiful and only one will survive. May accept requests for fights. Rated M for Violence/Language.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013
Helling! The Genetic Opera by Shadows' Nightmare reviews
Seras loses her memory and wakes in a world that has been taken over by Millennium. Walter takes her in and protects her from the new regime, but as time goes on, Seras begins to wonder if there's something he isn't telling her. AU Hellsing/Repo! The Genetic Opera crossover. Some Lemon. Lime. (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Seras, Walter - Complete
For the Greater Good by The New Mandalord reviews
It is the 41st Millennium, and there is nothing but war. On the Eastern Fringe of the Ultimar is a growing Empire comprised of Humans and Aliens. They are known as the Tau. They fight, die, live, love, prosper and die under their social belief in the Greater Good. And if any faction tries to harm the peace that they had achieved, then they will pay the ultimate price.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Gue’vesa, Tau - Complete
Metal Gear Solid: ReGenesis by blacksand1 reviews
AU: "I won't be felled so easily, brother. That disease won't kill me, and I refuse to let anything else kill me until you've been wiped off the face of the Earth along with The Patriots. This, I swear." Rated for being a MGS Fanfic, R&R
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,660 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Liquid S.
Resistance : Fall of Man An Oral History by DeathscytheVII reviews
An Oral History describing the rise of the Chimera, prequel to R:FOM. Written in the style of Max Brook's World War Z
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,413 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
The Epic Tales of Alice Brandon by mrs-emmett-cullenx3 reviews
Alice Brandon is the Girl Who Lived. At school there's only one boy she wants: Jasper Hale. Will he ever see her as more than his teammate? And what's with the visions she keeps seeing? HP/Twilight x-over. Read past the first chapter please! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 174,416 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Hostilities by blacksand1 reviews
Also known as Alliances 2: Electric Boogaloo. False vampires are popping up around the world, there's a werewolf problem in Germany, Rip Van Winkle is sporting a fedora, and Alucard watches My Little Pony. Buckle your seatbelts, we're in for quite a ride
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Tournament of Mortals by deadliestfan reviews
In a Deadliest Warrior style Tournament, 32 of Fiction's most memorable and powerful mortals go head in a tournament where everything is at stake and anything can be gained.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,712 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
Interview With Captain Kim OnSuk by Zhou Enlai reviews
A different take on North Korea during the Zombie War. What if they hadn't disappeared? How would they have coped with the crisis? Told from the perspective of an officer in the army, the DPRK stands as it has always stood: A nation under siege.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Gears of War 2: Crimson Cross by Fire Kunai reviews
Jennifer Anderson is a meek, spineless and cowardly COG medic. She's a disgrace to the uniform. So how the hell did she end up with the esteemed Delta squad? *Gears of War 2 novelisation with some twists and mild B.Carmine/OC* *As of 29.06.2012, Chapter 1-6 edited*
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,662 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - B. Carmine, Marcus F.
Deadliest Warrior Deathmatch by deadliestfan
Inspired by Spike's Deadliest Warrior, herein reside the tales of some of the greatest heroes and villains of the fiction and history locked in everlasting combat with one another.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011
Superman: The Age of Superheroes 1938 to tomorrow by SuperCharles reviews
Active Again. 1943 The Heroes return to a World at War. Black Magic, The Cult of the Crimson Flame in DC, intrigue in N.Africa, with guest star Liberty Bell joining Lois in Casablanca. Superman joins Dr Fate on the Eastern Front. Ares Rises - Wotan plans
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 84 - Words: 471,121 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
The End of an Age by Fay K. Naime reviews
Democracy is on the rise, and the very existence of Hellsing is threatened, not by vampires, but by bureaucratic politics. Warning: AxI, Plot, politics.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Integra, Alucard
The Purgation of Terra by DarkDude57 reviews
A warp storm sends a Space Marine fleet back in time to Holy Terra, or Earth, as it was then called. Instead of encountering their blessed homeworld, they run into a horrible plague.Will they succeed in cleansing the world? Or will they be, left for dead?
Crossover - Warhammer & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,201 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Sociological Experiment by blacksand1 reviews
Sniper Wolf gets a silly idea. Oneshot, mild Liquid/Wolf, rated T for repeated references to lady parts.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - S. Wolf, Liquid S. - Complete
Hellsing's NOES by Haissan reviews
After a particularly bad catch for the Police Girl in Ireland, she retires to bed unaware of the effects of a curse. A crossover fic with Freddy Kruger.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Seras
The Flower of War by shallowswan reviews
When Rip Van Winkle begins to question the life she has led, she is desperate to escape her past and win the affections of an eccentric detective named L. However her will to change launches her into a war greater than any other before. AU. Rip/L
Crossover - Hellsing & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, L
Alliances by blacksand1 reviews
Erin, Kutsavi AKA Kusi and Kallenna, best friends who were orphaned and separated a year ago have chosen their sides in the war. And after the Valentine brother's attack, they aren't the same. OCXCANON pairs galore, AXS, EXI
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,412 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008
Forced Rebirth by blacksand1 reviews
His one mistake was getting caught. Oneshot, rated for slightly disturbing content, some language and general safety, spawned from a crazy theory about DmC 5. R&R !
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/17/2010
MILF by Radd Rach reviews
Bella Swan is a 34 year old single mother and a MILF according to 18 year old Edward Cullen. What happens when they start a heated affair? Smut, Smut, and more Smut.OOC AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Disney, DC: Rise of the Immortals by RetroWriter2012 reviews
The worlds of Disney and DC Comics collide in this tale centered on a woman who gains the powers of Superman via an experiment that led to her birth. Characters from Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, and The Incredibles add in on the fun! Reviews are welcomed!
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,661 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Batman & H-Man: Payback by Japan Boy reviews
A crossover with DC Comics & Toho's 'Beauty & the Liquid Human' U.S. title, 'The H-Man' : After 50 years since their execution in Tokyo, the liquid humans arise once again, & this time their hunting ground is Gotham City! Please review if read.
Crossover - Batman & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Attractive Shapes by blacksand1 reviews
Tak let out a malicious little giggle before answering cryptically, "I just want to talk. That's all." Some DATR, barely hinted ZAGR, rated T for safety.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Dib, Tak
Halo The Secret Wars by Demonwithasoul reviews
When the Master Chief and the Arbiter are transported to an unknown place, the war takes a whole new meaning when the fate on entire realities lies at their hands. Crossover Halo/Stargate/Star Wars and many more. R & R
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,401 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2005
Recovering From a Morale Buster by WereDragon EX reviews
Following a devastating loss, perhaps the best cure for the depression is to mull it over and have the support of others. Ash's POV. Occurs during DP133.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Return of the Cupboard by LordFrieza reviews
Omri has grown and his time of brining Little Bear and Boo Hoo Boone to life has passed, but his son Jackie has found the cupboard and unleased an undead Spiderman upon the world. Hoping to stop the undead wall crawler he brings the Justice League to lif
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 98,341 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
A Matter of Choice by 1note reviews
Mythbusters fic starring everybody's favorite crash test dummy! Buster POV.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Blood Trust by Amos Whirly reviews
Those who love power always seek more. The Volturi won't stop until their power is perfect, but they, like others, have begun to realize that being perfect doesn't always mean being full-blooded. -Blade/Underworld/Twilight crossover-
Crossover - Blade & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Team 4 Dead by FEARFAN reviews
When the Team Fortress 2 guys accidentally get caught trapped in a city when the infection hits, they must do what it takes to reach Mercy Hospital and escape. An alternate take for Left 4 Dead's "No Mercy" Campaign.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Logos Naki World by Materioptikon reviews
Do you want to know why the seals never work?" A reflection of Alucard's slavery and his origins. And perhaps, just perhaps, his future.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alucard - Complete
How it goes by Butterfly Wolf reviews
RATED M! MALE/MALE So this is how it goes. My names Jason, and about a month ago i was hired by this dude named Kraven for mechanical and technological work in his 'business' as he said, which is really some weird fruit juice drinking cult, and then
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
The Cold War by Gleena reviews
In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,878 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Pensive Reflection by starlit skyes reviews
I felt like the old Rosalie Hale – the weak, shallow, vulnerable Rosalie Hale. I stood in front of the mirror, looking lovely, alone...I thought of Edward, lying by his new love, and I smiled into the mirror. Then the smile faded – my pretense faded away.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Rosalie, Edward
Revival of Faith by YaoiSongstress07 reviews
Chris/Leon yaoi! A battle turns out to be like no other, slaughtering humans and erasing precious time. Claire is killed amidst hellish combat, and two lovers are brought closer together. Are they fated to have a happy ending?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Chris R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Seriously Messed Up by kybear12 reviews
Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie all live together. They aren't your typical roommates though and Bella needs to tell Emmett something. NC-17. AU/AH, Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Lullaby by shallowswan reviews
Rip Van Winkle's final thoughts upon meeting her death at the hands of the No Life King. One Shot. STRONG M!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rip Van Winkle, Alucard - Complete
Fallen by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
Part Four of a three way crossover of Monsters vs Aliens, Maximum Ride, and Twilight. A glittery red creature haunts the dreams of the united families. No one knows what Fallen is or what its ambitions are, but everyone is treading carefully.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Never Again by Atlas Arrow reviews
Two months after the events of Dallas Spaceboy looks at the world from the Moon and wonders where his life went wrong. Some slight Spaceboy/Rumor
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Monsters Vs Vampires by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
The government has long been investigating the existence of vampires. General W. R. Monger sends his monsters on a mission to Isle Esme, where some unlikely friendships are born. Sequel to The Good Life. Susan/Doc. Now featuring Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Twilight & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
After Glow : A Edward x Jasper x Emmett story by calhale reviews
Part Two Seat Belt: A Alice x Bella story. It chronicles what happens after Bella sleeps with Alice to Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Yoai. M for a reason a little more smutty then seat belt but not much. You should read seat belt 1st. It's on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
Go North by Selath reviews
No one could resist the idea of safety offered by the north, where all the zombies would freeze. But what of the people who already were north of the border?
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Caged by Amara Anon reviews
If Joker is an Agent of Chaos, then Scarecrow is an Agent of Fear. And Scarecrow is going to teach the city a lesson starting with the perfect target: An agoraphobic woman whose life is ruled by fear. -Ficlet-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
A Father's Sacrifice by The Shadow's Scribe reviews
Set after New Moon He had always been there. He was always helping them out of trouble. But what happens when trouble falls on Carlisle? What has he got to do with the Organization called Hellsing? AxS, Twilight Cannon Pairings
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
BITE by Lion in the Land reviews
This is the story of Elie, an acidic vamp from Romania. Get to know the Cullens from a different, more cynical, perspective and take off on a new adventure with new characters to fall in love with and a few others to hate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,271 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Unintentional habits by amyltrer reviews
Alucard takes Walter's pills and Integra has to deal with the consequences.......
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
To Defend Her Cullen by Santiva Potter reviews
Bella isn't looking foward to meeting Tanya, so Esme gives her some words of advice. Pre-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Red by Resident Quetzal reviews
Red. It was red, red everywhere." The war had gone on for far too long, and it was up to Sir Integra Hellsing to put an end to the Major's insanity. Pseudo Ending. Manga spoilers up to Chapter 94. Mild AxI, IxS friendship. Part III of III posted!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into The Mystic by wildyak reviews
Humans are making the first trip outside their solar system, but as he gets further from earth, our protagonist begins to see his comrades for what they are.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Lost Cause by wildyak reviews
An alien has come to earth and his objective perspective can give us insight on our modern society.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
World's Finest vrs The Children of the Atom by Kusco reviews
When the Dark Knight uncovers a plot involving sinister mutants, It's up to him and Superman to stop it. Only one problem...the Xmen. Chapter 38 All good things... Final Chapter Please RR
Crossover - X-Men & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 220,531 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/28/2004 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
And Shine Heaven Now by Fionn Whelan reviews
A HellsingSimpsons crossover. With the help of Alucard and Seras, the Simpsons take on the UnDead menace once again. Part of my Simpsons Vampires series. Formerly rated M, may change again with next chapters. Violence, language. Please Read & Review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2006
Is There a Doctor in the Quadrant? by Phantazm reviews
Ten. Daleks. Vader. Oh, yeah...!
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Darth Vader, 10th Doctor
Fortune by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
What if Hellsing was to be wiped off the face of the Earth for a few years? Most of its members are gone, vampires are almost reduced to their legends,and Alucard is presumed to be dead. But another oblivious heir is about to find a coffin in their cellar
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Alucard - Complete
Wandering Souls by Warriorsong reviews
REVERSIONED. Part Two added with amendments to initial parts. Xander Harris' road trip from Buffy Season Three coincides with the wandering of another lost soul, the Immortal Conor McLeod. As Connor saves Xanders life, new opportunites open before them
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2008
Silver Mercury by Emeraldjewel reviews
Star Wars and Final Fantasy VII. Witness the union of the greatest game ever created with the cherished saga of a galaxy far, far away... COMPLETED.
Crossover - Star Wars & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,688 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Batman: A Lethal World by backbreakingmetal reviews
A new figure has arrived in Gotham to fight crime. But unlike Batman, this figure is not afraid of lethal force. What will Batman do to stop him? Can Batman stop him? Please read and review.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - The Joker, Killer Croc - Complete
The Play's the Thing by lembas7 reviews
The edge of the final frontier meets a galaxy far, far away. And on that line rests the future of two universes. Prequel SW, Original Series crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,174 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - J. Kirk
Jonah Hex: Death and Gunsmoke by Susan Hillwig reviews
A DC2 collected story! Before Jonah Hex became the most feared bounty hunter in the Old West, he'd already lived a life full of tragedy and dead bodies. From childhood to the Civil War and beyond, get a glimpse at the man behind the legend.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Superman vs the Torso Killer by Scottenkainen reviews
In Cleveland, the winter of 1938 39, Superman meets the true crime genre as he confronts Eliot Ness and tackles the mystery of the Torso Killer. Semi sequel to Superman's Race, but a standalone story.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Superman's Race by Scottenkainen reviews
It's October of 1938. Superman is the world's first and only superhuman vigilante, dispensing justice to Cleveland, Ohio. When he tries to help a man in need, it leads to a race Superman may not be able to win.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
D is for ? by TheGraey1 reviews
Everyone assumes D is the halfbreed son of Dracula. Is this the truth or is there more to the enigmatic vampire hunter called D?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Who Framed Kermit the Frog by Bob Wright reviews
As you can guess, a Muppet version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Story is in this section as it fits the best. NOW COMPLETED.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
The Simpsons: Ghost town Classic Edition by Battlechicken22 reviews
A mix of The Simpsons and Resident Evil. hope you like it...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005
Craggy Island: VampireFree Zone by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Dougal finds out that vampires exist and why Jack is so violent. A mad one-off crossover caused by boredom.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005
Another Night in Gotham City by Coin Power reviews
COMPLETE Someone, or something, is thrashing the labs in Gotham City. Resident Evil-Batman Crossover, Co-written by Peptuck3
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
The Scarab by BK the irregular reviews
An exile from the gods of ancient Egypt surfaces in California, at the Mouth of Hell. (Crossover with Stargate: SG-1) (complete)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
Godzilla vs Frankenstein by C. L. Werner reviews
Nazi war criminal Dr Frankenstein looks to Godzilla as a source of parts for his latest creation
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2001
Watchmen: Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty by DarkMark reviews
Two years after the end of WATCHMEN, a coda: the fate of Ozymandias.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/1999
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Master of the Boot's Deadliest Warrior reviews
Inspired by Spike TV's awsome show, watch as the deadliest warriors in all fiction go head to head with each other. Suggestions will be accepted. Mental vs Raynor is on hiatus but we have all new fight up :)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,125 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/6/2010
Planetary Conquest: The Cycloids vs Mental's Horde reviews
The Greatest enemies of Duke Nukem and Serious Sam fight it out on a half frozen half molten world to decide who is deadlier and who is craziest! Fire, bombs will falland limbs will fly and in the end . . . it's about to get Serious ;)
Crossover - Game X-overs & Duke Nukem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013
Bradley and Sirius: Time to Die reviews
The face of true evil wasn't the chaotic, grinning, pretentious major. Nor was it the foolish, petty, controlling Voldemort. No, the face of evil was an unknown man who went by the name of Bradley, and now Sirius Black is in the way of the hunter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sirius B., Führer Bradley - Complete
Heart of the Swarm: Amon's Revenge reviews
Parody of the end of HOTS: Kerrigan goes to face Mengsk with the help of Jim. But little does she realize that she's facing a secret alliance of villains, a twisted conspiracy, a traitor within, and sexual pleasures untold ;) Her enemies are legion and their power is matched only by their insanity, and Sarah Kerrigan is just getting warmed up. oneshot
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Tournament of Mortals: The Delayed Parody reviews
Thirty-one of the most powerful beings in the universe were captured by an omnipotent being and forced to fight in a deadly tournament of Mortals . . . and now it's delayed. Watch as everyone loses their minds. Laughs, thrills, multiple crossovers.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Aang - Complete
Tournament of Mortals: Dr Who vs Incredible Hulk reviews
In another round of the sadistic tournament of mortals, the infamous Doctor of Time Lord fame goes up against the Green Skar, the Worldgreaker, the big bastard of the Marvel Universe, otherwise known as the Hulk.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, Hulk - Complete
Tournament of Mortals: Alucard vs Alex Mercer reviews
Written for a Facebook group. A powerful being takes the deadliest warriors from across the universe to fight in his tournament of mortals. And now the viral villain of New York is lcoked in a fight to the death with the No-Life King
Crossover - Hellsing & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Alucard, Alex M./Zeus
Terror on Gay Street: Halloween Nightmare reviews
Edward and Jasper were happily married until Jasper was murdered. Now merely a shell of the man he used to be, Edward tries to heal as Halloween nears. But on all Hallow's Eve, Edward is about to learn that true love never dies and neither does true evil
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Jasper
Splatterhouse: The Balad of Tara McLeay reviews
Willow is captured and all the Scoobies are killed, save for one. Near death, Tara makes a deal with a demonic terror mask to get her true love back. Tara will lose her soul to rescue the woman she loves, and unleash a trail of hard core gore and mayhem
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Tara M., Willow R.
The Big Hellsing: The Forks Affair reviews
Millennium was destroyed, but the conflict never ends. With their backs against the wall, Hellsing will fight a war that will reshape the world as we know it, and Forks is the new battle ground. Welcome to the Big Hellsing. Crossover with Twilight.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,714 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alucard, Integra
Master of the Boot's Call of Duty: Pro Wrestling reviews
A Christmas present for a friend. Watch in HD as the great Liquid Snake does battle with legendary Scottish bandit Rob Roy. Blood will be spilled, fur will fly and at the end there can be only one!
Crossover - Metal Gear & Rob Roy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Liquid S. - Complete
Metal Gear Wayne: Shadow of the Bat reviews
In the deep vaults of Wayne Enterprises is the weapon known as Metal Gear Wayne; a weapon that absoloutely cannot fall into the wrong hands. As terrorists cripple Gotham, Solid Snake will have no choice but to team up with the Dark Knight to save the day.
Crossover - Batman & Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, S. Snake
Abel Nightroad and the Wicked Wrath of Bradley reviews
While searching for a cup of tea with sugar, Father Abel runs into the most diabolical man in the world. The Contra Mundi may be dead, but monsters still roam the night looking for their next victim. Read as Abel takes on his most dangerous foe yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Führer Bradley
All the Pretty Things: Strangled at Birth reviews
Seras Victoria is thrust into the dark heart of the vampire world to serve as the Vampire King's slave. Under his sadistic rule, Seras will have to fight for both her life and her sanity. rated for gore and sex. Not for the squeamish
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Seras, Alucard
Vampire Hunter Nessie and the Twin Shadowed Knight reviews
Nessie is hired by the Volturi to take on a very special job. The job is to bring in alive a warrior unlike any she's ever faced before. A warrior who's stronger, faster, smarter and deadlier than her. A warrior who has a very familiar face.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Tetragametic Hellraiser: The Final Countdown reviews
Jasper has tetragametic chimerism; a condition that causes his body to be both male and female. This new revelation will shake him to his core, but his life will be made much harder by a lovestruck vamire and a murderous Russian spy
Crossover - Metal Gear & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Y. B. Volgin, Jasper
Over The Top: Terror on Gay Street reviews
Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle gay scene. All he wants is to take Jasper Whitlock home for a little fun,fun,fun. Unfortunately, tradgedy hits Edward and Jasper and the two are forced to fight for their lives. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,924 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Survivor: Vampire Island The Director's Cut reviews
Having had the pleasure to collaborate on the Hellsing-Twilight crossover by Lion in the Land, I have decided to release a special director's cut with all cursing, blood and nudity intact. Read, review and enjoy :D
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Alucard, Carlisle - Complete
The Animorphs: The Doctor Who Chronicles reviews
He's known as the Ellimist, a being of nearly infinite power and knowledge. But he wasn't always like this. Once upon a time, he was a not so simple time traveller named the Doctor. This is his story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, Crayak
Vampire Hunter D: The Master and the Serving Girl reviews
With the aid of Asenath Akart, D wages a war a tireless war against his father. In the shadows, the Sacred Ancestor's grand designs are almost ready to bear fruit. And behind the scenes, a ruthless villain has his eye set on Asenath.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - The Master - Complete
Vampire Hunter Nessie: Sins of the Past reviews
Second in the series. Vampires and Monsters rule the world, but they don't have what it takes to stop Renesmee C. Cullen; the frontier's cutest vampire hunter. Watch as she battles not only vampires, but some of mankind's most evil weapons of war.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Vampire Hunter Nessie reviews
The Distant future: vampires rule the night but their numbers are dwindling. A new class of hunters has emerged to finish off the vampire race; bounty hunters. One vampire hunter stands out. She is Nessie, the cutest vampire hunter in the entire frontier.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Rainbow Zebra: An ode to Vampire Bella reviews
This is an AU story. You've probably seen a lot of stories with Edward as the human and Bella as the vampire, but you've never seen it like this before. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Hunter D: The Scorned Woman reviews
AU version of a part of the story, Pale by Shallowswan. Young Asenath makes the mistake of falling for the magestic Vampire Hunter D. The only thing she didn't count on was rejection. Oneshot.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Hellsing Order Q: The Trek Adventure reviews
Alucard is ancient and has triumphed over many enemies. But is even the No-Life King a match for a mysterious entity that calls itself Q? Find out.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,381 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Q, Alucard
Personal History reviews
D shares a little bit of his long and sordid history to the woman that saved his life. This story is AU to the story Illusions by Shallowswan.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Give me Zohall or Give me Death reviews
The Cullens are having a pleasant day when an assassin from the legendary Hellsing Organization shows up to do some vampire hunting. But this vampire hunter has bitten off more than he can chew.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Alucard, Carlisle
Father Abel Goes to Jail reviews
Father Abel Nightroad has gone to jail. Watch as he tries to survive his cellmate and preserve his virginity.
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Alexander, Abel N. - Complete
The Dangers of Drinking: Or Abel's worst Nightmare reviews
Father Abel Nightroad, everybody's favorite priest, learns the hard way what can happen when you don't drink responsibly.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Abel N. - Complete
The Great Twilight Spoof Or: Edward's worst date reviews
I convieved this little oneshot while I was thinking about Austin Powers, can you tell?
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alexander, Edward - Complete
Battle for the Whitehouse: A creative Oneshot reviews
The following is a what if scenario. It depicts an alternate turn of events in the last US presidential election. Story features, the Avengers, the Watchmen, The Tick and many more. Huge Crossover.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
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