Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Inheritance Cycle, Moulin Rouge, and Grey's Anatomy.
Is this where I say something?
Okay, so forget the pleasantries, lets just get down to business! Um, business? what business? am I spelling any of these words wrong? Y'know what? I don't care! Okay, so, I love few things, and many, also, I should add, I am the ruler of dorkdom, the throne is mine! MINE! Away you llamas! Anyway:
There's more, but I don't really feel like putting them all down
ditto with movies
not really much more...
And now! The time you have all been waiting for! QUOTES! I rule dorkdom, remember that!
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it's not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King
From Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Captain Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! Hide the rum.
Captain Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
From (book) Eragon
Saphira: After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end.
Saphira: If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off.
Saphira: It's funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one
Brom: This is the letter "A". Learn It!
Solembum: Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me.
from V for Vendetta
V: I can assure you I mean you no harm.
and some random crap from my friends and I
"You can't spell 'icky' without Viggo!" - Either Stephanie or myself, about something I'd rather not remember. (luff you!)
"...and today we are not not double negatives." - Me. Don't ask
"It's the worst bloodly nose I never had!" -Me. Again, don't ask
"Dude, did you just spontaniously combust?" - Sam
Me; It's not fair! Why did he get hot after I left?
Cosmo: Geology, geography, geometetry. I don't see what the problem is, they all start with 'j.'
"Ah! Man egg! Bad for my psyche, but good for my hair. Ah!" --Timmy Turner, FairlyOdd Parents
Me: How do you spell 'psyche?'
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." --Timmy Turner, FairlyOdd Parents
It's threatening, and romantic! It's threatmantic! --Thank you Cosmo...
"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for others." --Daria Morgandorffer, from Daria
"L...M...Q...squiggly line." --Rocko, from Rocko's Modern Life
Boy: Jane, you ran like the wind!
"Where's the milk, damn-it?" --Jake Morgandorffer, from Daria
Me; Gah! Forgive me for being hjman!
Me: GAH! I was so mad! In the movie, Saphira had feathers on her wings!
"Is thursday over yet?" --Sam/McAwsome
"Blueyedragon09: Me again, LOL, Cruci-O's would be a great cereal name!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" --Something my username said on a story by McAwsome, called Voldermorts Bloog, it's a 'reply'.
"No no no," cried Toast, "If you squint your eyes really hard and tilt your head to the left, it looks exactly like Abraham Lincoln." --Toast, from McAwsome's story, Summer School.
"Erica! We need more gummy goodness!" -Me/Sam
"Cindy, is there a pig in my hood?" -Sam
"We'll make a J.D. sandwich!" -Me
"They're like us, only with PhDs." -Sam
"We're on a cookie quest to the bathroom!" -Sam, Mr. Gruber told us to go fetch his cookies because we were out in the hall.
"We were utilizing the facilities of this fine establishment." -Sam...all of the sophmores and juniors were supposted to go the the gym, but Sam, Jerrica, Jonathan and I didn't want to, so we roamed the halls, and when someone asked where we were... this was our excuse...though, of course, this is an overstatement.
from Harry Potter
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
Ron: Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night. What do you think that means?
'She's Ron's sister.
"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."
Petunia: Why were you lurking under our window?
Harry: How long have you been 'Big D' then?
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."
"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
Fred: George, I think we've outgrown a full-time education.
Mrs. Weaslyey: You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out. There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
From TV show, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Sokka: I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic...
Sokka: You were a firebender? No wonder I didn't trust you when we first met!
Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...
Aang: You're insane, aren't you?
Sokka: What is that?
Sokka: Yeah, we're all gonna get eaten by a giant spirit monster.
Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!
Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Ty Lee: My aura has never been pinker!
Prince Zuko: I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Sokka: You're awfully cute. But unfortunetly for you, your made of meat.
Mai: Please tell me you're here to kill me.
Ty Lee: They're not wads... they're more like bundles... bunches? It has an 'uh' sound...
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?
Toph: I already told you, I don't want to snuggle. The library's sinking. THE LIBRARY'S SINKING!
Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!
Uncle Iroh: I know your not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but...it's just so sad!
Sokka: It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! Mushy giant friend!
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