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Joined 02-14-07, id: 1220301, Profile Updated: 02-13-12
Author has written 7 stories for Professor Layton, and Phineas and Ferb.

Stars and soldiers, I despise writing profiles... I never have anything to say unless someone else is talking...

Well, here are the facts: I currently go by the names Jabby, Tenne, and (most frequently) Mouse; I'm 24 years old; I grew up in Northern Virginia and live there at present; I've been writing fanfiction (on and off) since the tender age of 14, not counting frivolous attempts throughout my childhood. Fortunately, almost all of my old fanfiction has been lost, deleted, or stolen by space monkeys, so I can pretend that all that drivel was someone else's poor attempt at writing. Only my close friends know just which drivel was mine, and all one of them who still use this website will (probably) be nice and not tell anyone.

Now my primary activities on this website are locating eye-bleeding Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue fics and indulging in the masochistic humor of reading them. If a piece of writing truly hurts my brain, I won't comment on it; usually I only say something if I actually enjoyed it.

Back in my day, oh, so many years ago, I was a groupie of the PPC; to this day, the unorthodox organization remains the standard by which I judge all parody fiction. I'm proud to say that I was on speaking terms with both Jay and Miss Sandman "back in the day" (though, as I was once informed: at my age, there are no 'good old days').

For the sake of filling a little more space in the profile, I fondly direct you to two authors I hold in highest regard. One is Ella Afleck, an old online friend, one of the authors of the SQW series (listed under her name); there's a character in one of those volumes that I collaborated with the authors to create, optimistically "based on me", though I can recall neither her name nor her distinguishing characteristics with any guaranteed accuracy. The second author has been my friend since we attending third grade together; our lively imaginary games were the seed from which grew my insatiable need to write stories, whether fictional or fanfictional, and she remains the only person in my life who understands exactly what I'm talking about when I have absolutely no idea myself. She has established herself online as Rayless Night.

All right! I'm finished! Finished! If you require further information about me, then look me up in the encyclopedia; when you don't find me there, send me a PM or gaze into the nearest convenient crystal ball or something.

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Fanfic100: Professor Layton by Candyland reviews
One hundred themes for one hundred stories about our favorite puzzle obsessive professor and his apprentice. — Bump in the Night: The professor goes out of town for a night, leaving Luke and Flora alone. After all, how much can happen in one night? —
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010
Not Suitable for Children Over Twelve by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"You know, you're walking a bit funny." "Well, John, I wonder why!" Rated T just for the euphemisms.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
S'il vous plaît by Grave Bells reviews
Baljeet had never answered his door for Buford before, and the simple fact that Buford hadn't come waltzing into his house meant that something was terribly, terribly wrong. BuJeet. A story about coming out. R&R
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Buford, Baljeet - Complete
Professor Layton and the Sky Prison by Pocru reviews
This story has been canceled... I'm sorry... ch. 19 explains it.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010
Fallout by Rayless Night reviews
Fred has problems and, what with one thing and another, a nice girl lends an ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
That Incredibly Large Rare Vase by Evilsingingllama reviews
Drabble. Luke just didn't want to see under the towel!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Exchange by Ytak reviews
A 'what if' drabble taking place near then end of the game after Layton and Luke find the Golden Apple.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
The Hard Way by Tilinn reviews
A girl falls into Middle-Earth. It's a little different this time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Elrond, Glorfindel
I Give Up, Who Am I? by Scarlett Princess reviews
A certain beloved daughter of a certain evil madman comes to Hogwarts for the first time in her sixth year. Madcap humor ensues. Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,235 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - OC, Draco M.
Flowers for Flora by Candyland reviews
Luke's doing an experiment, and luckily, he has a test subject living under the same roof! Poor Flora.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Zathura Vortex: Birth of the Liemuina by LA Knight reviews
The legend of the birth of the Liemuina; the story of their creation as told in the pages of the Silmarillion, discovered and translated by JRR Tolkien in 19XX. A/U, book-verse. I HATE THIS THING.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The March of Time by Candyland reviews
Set after the events of Professor Layton and the Curious Village. After the mystery was solved, they left the village. But time will take its toll...
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
This Lion's Had It! by Stormtracer reviews
Sick of the ‘girl meets Peter, Edmund, etc. and then they fall in luuurv’ storyline? Feel like giving her a good kick? Well, you aren’t alone...so does Aslan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Aslan
Just As You Wished by Eowyn77 reviews
An observer's POV in the Volterra town square. For Alcyone's challenge in Silly Bella's Twilight Challenges Forum to write a half flash fic of exactly 55 words.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Forgotten by Marble Venus reviews
Have you ever wondered why Snape hates Sirius and James as much as he does? He could forgive them for their treatment of himself. But he could never forgive an insult to his wife...the Fifth Marauder. The Forgotten Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Severus S., OC
Anticlimax by Noldo reviews
Padma Patil. India, England, mispronunciation, wartime, solitude, et cetera.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Padma P., Parvati P. - Complete
Once by Noldo reviews
Faramir wanted to be Turin. On Faramir and Finduilas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Faramir
Confessions of a Mary Sue by SilentStep reviews
All she wanted was an adventure, and maybe a chance to snog Legolas along the way. Middle Earth wasn't what she expected. This is just the diary of an ordinary girl who discovers that nobody speaks English in Gondor. Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Boromir, Faramir
Little Green by faceted-mind reviews
The short that evolved into 'Imperfection': underage pregnancy amongst elves. "Child with a child pretending, weary of lies we are sending home" LegolasElrohir Slash and MPreg, complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Carefully Everywhere Descending by The Amazing Maurice reviews
(Calvin and Hobbes) The more things change, the more they stay the same. A ‘what if?’ fairytale; futurefic, pre-slash (complete). I don't know what came over me.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2004
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A Better Friend reviews
A series of drabbles about how the Reinhold Manor staff came to be. "Curious Village" spoilers. Augustus Reinhold & Bruno.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Back to My Old Self reviews
It's not easy being Flora. "Diabolical/Pandora Box" spoilers. One-shot.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Flora R., Don Paolo - Complete
Lifesaver reviews
When you owe someone your life, how do you pay up? Friendship, frippery, and the occasional time-defying laser. Set in the wake of "Atlantis".
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Real reviews
What can you do when the feeling changes? Rated T for implied brutality/self-abuse. TRIGGER WARNING.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Complete
If I Could Speak reviews
A visit to the drycleaner's leads to a strange revelation. Set briefly after "The Doonkleberry Imperative". Contains spoilers.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
A Death in the Family reviews
In the middle of the night, Vanessa receives a phone call that changes everything...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Protect Your Treasure reviews
The professor faces a riddle he cannot solve when Flora falls ill. Set soon after "The Curious Village". Short but complex, experimental/stream-of-conscious. Comments on content, structure, format, and rating always appreciated.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - H. Layton, Flora R. - Complete