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Joined 02-15-07, id: 1220577, Profile Updated: 06-18-12
Author has written 13 stories for House, M.D., Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bones, and Twilight.

yeah I was thirteen when I made this so don't judge me

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Great And Terrible Beauty: A Busy Reader's Guide by ThreeOranges reviews
A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
the world is spinning by Sea Chell by the Sea Chore reviews
well i dont write very well so i gave it a try and i no my category is way off cause it schould be miscmisc but o well please review
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007
Severus Snape and the Sexy Man Pants by thetwinspartner-in-pranks reviews
Yes, well this is a parody about Harry Potter. Actually it is the real story of Harry Potter. Anyway this is the story of LGHP and the very lusted after Severus Snape, who is actually the main character. Be warned: not for the faint at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Severus S.
Ransom by Elsie girl reviews
Ever wondered where Fred and Geoge picked up that nasty little habit? Want a short, funny read? Here it is! By the author of I'm Still Here, Who Framed Hermione Granger, and Stolen. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2007 - George W. - Complete
A Pony's Journey by Kakashi Kat reviews
Bill's Journey after leaving the fellowship at Moria. Updates will be slow due to me writing three stories at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
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Full Moons at Hogwarts reviews
Remus Lupin had finally attained a job, this time as a teacher at the greatest school of magic in the world. He would soon discover that his secret is not the only one of interest to the students and staff...this is not a Lupin romance, just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Remus L., OC
The Author in the Cabin reviews
J.K. Rowling – author of the bestselling Harry potter series – is found dead [God forbid] near her remote cabin in the Poconos. Booth and Bones are there to solve the case, but it looks like they might need a little help on this one...HP7 SPOILERS!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Apologize reviews
Just a short songfic...takes place after Edward leaves New Moon . Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
A New Face, A New Mystery reviews
House isn't having a good day. He's got a cold and a pleasant surprise waiting for him in his office! Read and review, it's my first story! If I owned House, I would be sitting on Jesse Spencer's lap in Hawaii. I don't own it. OC Dr. O! Mine!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - G. House
Reasons for Hating the Clinic reviews
Just a short story about House and why he hates clinic duty. R&R please!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - G. House - Complete
I'll Tell You When I Come Up With A Better Title! reviews
Ah, the third year of Hogwarts... ready for new adventures and new friends...including those who sing Monty Python songs with the Weasley twins. My first HP fic, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
Where the Great Waves Fall reviews
She spun around to see who it was, but could only see a dark figure. The touch of the man’s hand was familiar, but distant. “Who are you?” she heard herself ask. Just as the face was about to appear from the shadows... [not a JackOC romance]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007
As the Rain Pours Down reviews
Elizabeth Moore is a normal witch, transferring to a new school. She's entering her firstand fourthyear at Hogwarts, and is hoping for it to be uneventful...oh boy is she wrong. Not a MarySue fic. Rated for safety and possible later language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - OC
The Return reviews
There is a new power brewing in Middle Earth...one that is made for good use, but can be twisted into evil...bad summary. R&R, it's better than it sounds.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007
Starting Over reviews
Imagine there's no pain, misery... imagine everybody happy, gathered in one place, where nobody is alone... Elizabeth imagines this every day of her life. Now, she can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007
Reluctant Prophecy reviews
People aren't always who they claim to be. It's like Tolkien said: All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost. REVIEW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
Harry Potter and the Amazing Girl! reviews
LOOK OUT! It's my first attempt at humor! This is a parody, and der, it's been done before. But I felt like doing it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
The Illusionist reviews
In my home, I was happy. When that shattered, I left. Now I have a home again, but how long do you think this will last? no affiliation with the film The Illusionist... I had this idea before that
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007