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Joined 02-15-07, id: 1220977, Profile Updated: 12-14-13
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Merlin, and Harry Potter.

...I can't think of anything to write here. Except that I've recently joined the Merlin fandom so that's probably all I'll be posting for the time being. I'm a very singular fandom kind of person, I suppose.

I tend towards writing modern day AU and what if scenarios. I'm not really picky about pairings, I like gender bends, and I seem to be physically incapable of writing anything more than fluff.

Everything is either self edited or not edited at all, at the moment.

Anything written before 2013 (basically all those Naruto fics) is...not so great. Especially when you get to the middle/high school stuff.

Pants Are Better For Questing

I've been without a computer for over a month now and still don't have it back (though hopefully that will change soon). The short story is that my hard drive gave up on me and the new one is refusing to work. Thankfully, nearly all my writing, inuding everything for PABFQ, is on google drive. But until I have a working computer again I won't be doing much work on this story.

2013 has just not been a good year for me. I sincerely hope 2014 is at least a little bit better.

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Neckerchief Chronicles by caldera32 reviews
If it had been a different Arthur he may have been able to appreciate that Merlin's neckerchief was simply his equivalent of a towel. (Or, a collection of shorts exhibiting the many uses of a certain warlock's neck wear. No Slash)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,498 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
My Son, Merlin by Sparkling Moon Phoenix reviews
Balinor thinking about his newly found son Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Balinor, Merlin - Complete
Wind Over Tide by Samurai101 reviews
With Kakashi at his back, Itachi expects his ANBU initiation mission to go smoothly. With his own doubts, an informant who tries to kill him repeatedly, and a mercurial Tsuyu Shisui in the mix, Itachi might have fallen in rougher waters then he can swim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,698 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
The Other Way Around by FullMetalPrincess reviews
He always did like roses...ItaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Twisted Morals and Human Weaponry by BeyondTheStorm reviews
One month. It had been one month since Merlin had disappeared. When Arthur set out to find his missing servant, he hadn't had much of a plan, but he's pretty sure that getting kidnapped and being held for ransom by a morally imbalanced weapons dealer hadn't been part of it. *Friendship, no slash, eventual magic reveal*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,662 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Friend by novusluna reviews
Arthur Pendragon was not amused. His manservant is missing, his father is in cahoots with some lord and he keeps bumping into a kitchen maid. Also, Arthur has a hard time admitting that Merlin is more than a servant, that he is a friend. mid-Uther's reign. Merlin Arthur friendship. Mentions of Gaius, Uther and an OC kitchen maid.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Passing the Fire by Sterling Lee reviews
Balinor in "The Last Dragonlord." Blood will out, no matter the circumstances or the separation. In which Merlin is incomprehensible, Balinor tries his best to be a father, and fire is overused as a metaphor.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Balinor, Merlin - Complete
Achilles Heels by Ocean Mint Leaves reviews
'Prophecies do not lie.' And there is but one way to submit a man that is all powerful. BAMF! Merlin. Big Reveal Fic. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,595 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Ultra-Geek reviews
Ever since Arthur knighted Gwaine, Merlin's been hanging around with the man constantly. Or, the one where Arthur is kind of bad at sharing. Especially when it's with Gwaine.. Post series 3.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I'll Keep Waiting in the Rain for You by cliffrose-acetone reviews
After over 1000 years, Merlin finds Arthur again in the middle of a crowd in modern London. Post 5x13.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Travel Sized for Your Convenience by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin gets cursed and shrunk down to only four inches tall. But the important bit to remember was that it was not Arthur's fault.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Often So Much by Ultra-Geek reviews
Freya gets sick of Arthur and boots him back into the world a decade ahead of schedule. Post 5x13.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Poison by TakeOverWorld reviews
'As often, when it comes to Mordred, Merlin communicates with him in the form of charged silences and hard-to-read looks, like a book whose words are written in invisible ink.' Merlin wishes it would be easier to trust Mordred, but knows he might not be able to. Oneshot
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Sir Percival Makes a Miss-Stake by tinyrose65 reviews
Or Where Merlin Tries Comforting Her Friend, Leading To Quite A Few Mixed Signals And Overreactions. (pre- Girl!Merlin/Gwaine. Prequel to the Miss-Adventures of Gwaine.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Merlin, Percival - Complete
Falling With Style by Anonymous-cat reviews
In the middle of winter, Merlin accidentally invents a new sport.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Boot-Moving Magic by Claire Jefferson reviews
Arthur didn't react as one would think he would. He didn't start screaming at Merlin for lying to him for years. He didn't even call the guards to take him away. He simply stood there, staring at his manservant, blinking far more than was necessary. ONE SHOT!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Expert Kisses by Ella M. Nite reviews
Gwaine was an expert on kisses. He had become so used to kissing that the very act seemed so basic. It was what led to other more exciting things. He changed his mind when he met Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
The Truth that Sticks by 55sunsets reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR MERLIN 5x07! After Merlin is arrested, Gwaine has time to think. Very slight one-sided Merlin/Gwaine. Rated K as there's a swear word in there somewhere. Crossposted to Ao3.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
The Tomb by Stealth Dragon reviews
There's a reason they say the Valley is cursed. Gen. Friendship. Merlin, Arthur and the knights.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Uther's Irritation by Rachel McN reviews
The nobleman is looking far too smug about the entire situation for the kings liking and he is completely willing to place the blame for what he says next on that infuriating expression.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Water Witch and the Black Dogs by Tipper reviews
A little tale of evil hags, black dogs, missing princes and estranged siblings, not necessarily in that order. When Gwaine accompanies Arthur, Merlin and the knights on a diplomatic mission to Mercia, he becomes an unwitting participant in a power struggle for Bayard's throne.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,616 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
the flip side by SkywardShadow reviews
Sometimes Shisui wonders how his life got so weird. It probably started when he almost hit the angel with his car. :Itashi: :Sequel to airspace:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Show me wonderful by theglassalchemist reviews
And show me beautiful, I'll show you wonderful. ShiIta one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fairest of Them All by PureWaterLily reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a king, a queen, and their two sons. The problem with this fairy tale is that we have already one prince too many and no princess in sight. Oh boy. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Diamond Sky by WingedWolf121 reviews
The Doctor finds Jethro watching the sunlight, and they have a conversation which is not the slightest bit illuminating. Doctor/Who Merlin crossover, drabble, set post-Midnight. Merlin/Arthur implied, Doctor/Master and Doctor/Rose implied.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Merlin - Complete
airspace by SkywardShadow reviews
Angels do not choose to Fall. :ItaShi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Basement by PureWaterLily reviews
Sometimes, we don't like it sweet. Sometimes, we don't want it consensual. Sometimes, we want torture and humiliate the untouchable, knock him off his pedestal, and desecrate him on his own altar. SasuIta. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Only Friend by CaptainOzone reviews
AU 4x13. What if Arthur went after Merlin in the tunnels outside of Ealdor earlier? What would he think of the confrontation between him and Agravaine? And how will he deal with the revelation as they retake Camelot? Reveal-fic... as always. No slash. Thanks to ErinNovelist for the lovely book-cover!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,132 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
For All You Disregard by Guardian of the Nakano reviews
Despite Shisui's observation of Itachi over the years, he seems to have missed some vital points in their time together. Maybe the fact that Itachi is love with him? But really, who could ever figure that. Also known as "The Day the Stars Disappeared." Rated for language and falling violently head-over-heels in love with somebody. R&R and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
First Impressions by Kissy Fishy reviews
Harry is not impressed with Merlin. At all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Arthur's Smile by brownpaperbags reviews
Uther's thoughts on the relationship between Arthur and Merlin. My first fanfic. Read, Review, its all good. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Uther, Arthur - Complete
Forget Your Brother Not by DeviWan reviews
After our fight, Itachi lost his memories and I can't bring myself to kill him. "What are you going to do to him once he remembers again?" People ask me that all the time, and each time I don't answer, but killing him was not my answer. Sasu/Ita yaoi. DISCONTINUED. Currently being rewritten. Look out for its newer version: 'Yours Truly, Desperately"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,999 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A Convenient Death by NativeStar reviews
Spoilers for 4x11. Written for the prompt: Agravaine now knows Merlin suspects his betrayal, so he is going to silence him. Meanwhile, Arthur starts realizing something smells fishy about his uncle.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Daughter of Erebus by Tipper reviews
As Arthur struggles to prove his authority with the High Council of Lords after Agravaine's betrayal and Gwen tries to get used to being Queen, a band of professional thieves plot to steal the gold from Camelot's vaults, and Merlin, naturally, gets stuck right smack in the middle. post S4 fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,014 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Picture Perfect by Kiva Taliana reviews
Modern AU. Psychiatrist Arthur Pendragon takes on a new patient, Merlin Emrys, who is the victim of a brutal crime. Arthur's professional and personal life clash as the case in question was investigated by none other than DCS Uther Pendragon.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,617 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Measure of a Man by Stealth Dragon reviews
"The measure of a man wasn't always revealed in the heart of battle. More often than not, Lancelot had come to realize, it was revealed in the tests you wouldn't have dreamed possible in a million years." Gen. Friendship. Hurt Merlin and protective knights.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Merlin, Lancelot - Complete
A Second Chance by Elfpen reviews
"Everyone had someone. Everyone but him. Whether he would admit it or not, there hadn't ever been a time when Merlin remembered missing her quite this much." FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Sequel to 'Trust'. Rating may change. Merlin/Freya
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,192 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Merlin, Freya - Complete
The Doctor In Camelot by Azreael reviews
What happens when The Doctor and Donna visit Camelot? Written on request.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Merlin - Complete
The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Sir Gwaine Tried to Win the Girl of His Dreams and Merlin Finally Realized That She Was In A Relationship. (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen; Lancelot/OC)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Insignificance by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Nail polish to Itachi was just plain annoying. Konan, he didn't mind much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Pleasure to Have Met You by ItachiSilverwolf reviews
A night out with purchased company is far from a let down even with the rules set in play. MAY CHANGE IN RATING LATER. Pein narrates unless otherwise stated. WARNING:PeinxItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Ichchha Muerte by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,678 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chance Encounters by BookkeeperThe reviews
It's been three months since Midnight, and Jethro sees a man who he never thought he would meet again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Jethro C., 10th Doctor - Complete
You Never Bring Me Strawberries by katalizi reviews
"The one whom the Druids called Emrys, the most powerful wizard of all time - and he couldn't do something as simple as create a single strawberry for the woman he loved." Tales of Merlin and Freya - fluff and flowers, romance and review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Merlin, Freya
A New World by EnglandBabe1997 reviews
Uther was never awoken from the troll's enchantment. He wakes up six years later to find Arthur in control and a very different Camelot. How many heart attacks will he have?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Uther - Complete
Gym Shorts by living on reviews
"Don't worry," Mikoto chided to Fuigaku, "You can intimidate the teacher in the comfort of our lovely home, behind closed doors and without Itachi's ear near. After all, you don't want to scar our child, do you?" KisaIta WARNING: Ephebophilia
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Rag and Bone Shop by Quillslinger reviews
A collection of brief, largely unconnected stories about Itachi and Shisui. Some will be short, others long. Quite a few will be AUs. Needless to say, there will be slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
This is Just to Say by Hiza Montmorency reviews
Merlin can track all of his relationships through the books on his shelves. AU, oneshot, mostly slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin
Charlie's Nightmare by devilshomie reviews
This is a story about Charlie's feeling towards his daughter and Edward, he's always been pushed in the background it's sort of an anti Twilight story. I just thought his POV would be interesting to write about. Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Charlie S. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Principle of Sufficient Reason by PureWaterLily reviews
Sometimes he wonders the how, but cares little for the why. SasuIta. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Year of the Tiger by Imperial Mint reviews
A collection of 365 stories based on 'word of the day'. Ranging from slightly off-canon to AU, all containing at least hints and often more of ItaNaru. Individual summaries inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,468 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Floating worlds by see1like reviews
In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,421 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Unleashed Potential by Loopstagirl reviews
A disgraced servant is after revenge on Merlin, and discovers the perfect way to seek it. But if the warlock doesn't have enough to worry about, a new deadly creature is after the mysterious Emrys.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
His Father's Clutches by DeviWan reviews
Kakashi couldn't explain his attraction towards his neighbour, or explain how people were dying all around the Uchihas, or how they could disapear in thin air and know he was a secret agent. Kakashi/Itachi slash fiction. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Trust by Elfpen reviews
"Of course I could have killed you. I could kill you right now. I could've killed you days, months, years ago, whenever I liked. It'd have be easy, easier than blinking. But I never have, Arthur. And I'm not going to. Not ever." REVEAL FIC NON-SLASH
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,530 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
all the scars you never showed by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
In slow motion the blast is beautiful.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
before his eyes by hwc reviews
It takes Uther half a second to see Balinor in Merlin, and he's almost sure of what he should do.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
See No Arthur, Hear no Arthur by Rae666 reviews
Arthur is cursed and becomes invisible to the whole of Camelot – no one can hear or see him, except, of course, for Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,144 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Been Here Before by fandomfatale reviews
Takes place immediately after the Doctor leaves Rose and the Meta Crisis Doctor behind at Bad Wolf Bay in Journey's End. Rose is unsure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Ever Under by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Happy endings are what we make of them. Link/Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete
Eight Embraces by Jinko reviews
A recollection of eight embraces Gwaine will never forget. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Distractions by DreamingCynic reviews
She has a tendency to set fire to things whilst he's more interested in the catharsis of a good mathematical equation. Oh. And manipulating the whims of fate. Itahina. Assassins. Car Chases. Equations. Implausible romance. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Farmers, and Fields Full of Potatoes by Bundibird reviews
3x10 AU. No slash. Arthur didn't tell Morgana of his plans, so nothing stopped him & Merlin from leaving with Gwen. A series of oneshots of their lives as farmers. Mixed genres. NOW: Arthur's nervous, Merlin's wise, Gwaine decorates and Gwen is beautiful.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Cruel World Be Forgiving by WynterSky reviews
Itachi is born with the Mangekyou Sharingan, and Fugaku orders him killed. Sixteen years later, he has to deal with the consequences. Sequel now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,451 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Anemia by Guardian of the Nakano reviews
Too cold to sleep it off. Too hot to drink it down. In which they both suffer in different ways. Shisui and Itachi. Dark Fluff. Reviews keep me going, and incredibly appreciated. Tons of medical references.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
And It Could Be Wonderful by Marchenplushie28 reviews
Nine-hundred years and counting, and there are still some things that The Doctor is just beginning to understand. Ten/Jethro. Takes place in the aftermath of 4x10 Midnight.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jethro C. - Complete
Shatterwish by Airyo reviews
In a land of eternal winter, Hinata has forgotten. AU Based on the fairytale "The Snow Queen". ItaHina Livejournal challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Can We? by Laura x Tennant reviews
Oneshot. The part-human Doctor has a question for Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Rendolent by Samurai101 reviews
Smell and preference through the years.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Potty Years by Elia FireRing reviews
Based on Plucky's Potty years. Sasuke has to stop using diapers but his first experience with the Potty isn't that great. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Potty Years. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bandage by Edelin reviews
Everything was supposed to be so simple, if his plan had worked. Yet, it seemed that destiny had other plans for him. ItaHina OneShot. Starts right after Itachi and Sasuke's fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cure for Hiccups by Klavieres reviews
Itachi is in the middle of a meeting and when he can't seem to get rid of a problem, Kakashi offers to help. Short oneshot, Pre-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Know How To Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ItaNaruIta. AU. Collab with Disgruntled Minion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,855 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lost Prince by Loopstagirl reviews
The day had been going so well for the ten-year old Prince. He should have known it was too good to last.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,661 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Staying Informed by SkywardShadow reviews
Sasuke was not eavesdropping. ...Well, fine, maybe just a little bit. :Oneshot, followup to Brother of the Bride:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Courting of Uchiha Itachi by Rileyyy reviews
She asked him to marry her, he said only under one condition ::HIATUS:: (undergoing massive restructuring)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Of Autumn and Unicorns by Hiza Montmorency reviews
In which it is autumn, there is fluff, a very amused unicorn, and a very pleased Gwaine. Gwaine/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
Toggle by hakanamu reviews
Before embracing an overdue death, Itachi thought he had everything covered. But rudely awakened in Konoha beside a ramen poster, he realized there might be one possibility unaccounted for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Desolate Unfolding by Samurai101 reviews
SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 550::COMPLETE:: Another take on the Uchiha tragedy: A plan starts to unravel. Decisions must be made. The transition from child to adult is never easy, but it is something to watch. ::Warnings inside::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Timetripping by midnightluck reviews
It's entirely Arthur's fault that they're stuck in this odd future-place-thing, but as long as they're here, Merlin figures he may as well be epic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Tutoring Session by Hinaxanyone reviews
Hinata doesn't know why, but she is positive that Itachi is picking on her. At least, that's what she believed because there was no way that a guy could actually be interested in her. HinataXItachi. Some tension...of the sexual variety. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Choices by chronikuru reviews
Us humans have to screw up once to really learn, don't we? He knew he had screwed up, they all had. It had cost two people their lives. / The aftermath of Midnight for Jethro.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jethro C. - Complete
The Crime by living on reviews
I felt my eyes roll before I deadpanned at him. "I'm here on a date that my best friend set up for me because I have no life." KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Quirk You by living on reviews
Sometimes, it's okay to go ahead and just ask the horrid question of 'Why do you do that' KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inquiries of the Repetitve Sort by living on reviews
Repeating the question and acting angry will always get the whore to agree. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Undiscovered Country by SkywardShadow reviews
That is, an anime convention. Wherein Itachi and Shisui cosplay as Kirk and Spock. :Oneshot, ItaShi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Just Stop by The Lady Avaritia reviews
'With those bruise-rings under your eyes, and that unhealthily white skin, hollow cheeks of yours, you look like one of those poor abused little kids they put up on Christmas charity posters.' Kisame learns some unexpected truths about his young partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Informant by Mokulule reviews
Jiraya gains an informant inside an organization that will rise to great infamy in the coming years.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Stings Like Betrayal by DeviWan reviews
Nothing stings more than coming back to your lovely home and finding your fiance cheating on you with his first love. It makes you feel like the antagonist, the third corner to this love triangle. He's hurt you, now he has to pay for it. Naru/Ita. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Daddy, Look! by PunkPrincess316 reviews
Hinata and Itachi's son seems to have gotten into some mischeif. Now he's insisting he's an albino?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Come by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Five times Shisui took Itachi home. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
I Have a Dog Staring at Me by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Ever had your boyfriends dog staring at you while you were trying to eat lunch? Itachi has and he can tell that it isn't a fun experience. Ita/Naru, for Imperial Mint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
All the White Horses by coincident reviews
Seventeen years of-fearing, admiring, failing, loving-raising a gentleman. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine's father narrates. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
“Please Itachi… I know I can’t save Sasuke but I can save you.” Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto’s hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Staunch Ally in the War Against Magic by Kitty O reviews
no slash, crack! In which Uther finds something that may just help him eradicate magic forever... A MR. CLEAN MAGIC ERASER! MUHAHAHA!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Uther, Arthur - Complete
Confession by NippleFest reviews
Itachi is more confused than ever. The fact that he can't tear his eyes away from Kisame's muscles leaves his head swirling, but what happens when it's more than just artificial lust? KisaIta fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Mind Games by BlackCatRunning reviews
The relationship has always been the same. I hate you, you hate me. But when someone changes the way the game is played, when someone redefines the rules, things get pretty screwy. WARNING: Yaoi pairing! SHIZAYA!-Read and review, please :D
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
no end to our descent by Quillslinger reviews
Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Anything by mewmewgodess reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Ultra-Geek reviews
It ends with Lord Alcott screaming for Gwaine and Merlin's immediate banishment or execution. Arthur is given the, uh, pleasure of trying to figure out what the hell happened. Questing Trio centric!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
I Want You Too by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Stalking, board games, scary visits of meeting the family, and some "romantic" persistence. How else do you let a person know that want them? ItaNaruIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Some Poems Rhyme by SkywardShadow reviews
And some don't. Sasuke is possessive, Shisui is competitive and Itachi learns firsthand the perils of Valentine's Day. ItaShi. VDay oneshot. 100th Fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by MistressKiko reviews
AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,159 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Just to Hear Your Voice by BlackRoseDragon13 reviews
Hinata is a girl who needs a dose of confidence and spice in her life. Can a mysterious blogger help her break out of her shell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Fund KisaIta by Face Paint reviews
One Shot, KisameXItachi. Our favorite duo, on orders from Pein, finds themselves at... a brothel? Is this really what the team needs to relieve tension, or will this only make things worse? little Fluffy, just little angsty, yaoi/shounen-ai, no lemon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Online! Sidefic: Shoot at the Devil by Juura99 reviews
like the title says, a sidefic for Online! Humorous one-shot with the Uchiha family. Please read, enjoy and leave a review! XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inevitability by AllyEmrys reviews
Broken Merlin. Unbreakable Arthur. Cameras and celli and really awful coffee and painful relationships and frightening pasts and snow and kisses and the fact that they will always, always find each other in the end.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
My Itachi He is SAD by Samurai101 reviews
Kisame notices some interesting changes in his partner every winter-changes Kisame's not sure he can deal with. He decides to shed some light on the situation and see what happens. ::slightly-cracky::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Out of Sync by Nukumi reviews
He knows he has no chance with her, but Now and Later are worlds apart, and Never doesn't cross his mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Mikoto U. - Complete
Inspiration by NICHA reviews
When you have a writer's block... NaruSasu. PART 1 of The Writer Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chitose by Quillslinger reviews
One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Black Bird by thirteen-forty-two reviews
A photographer should know what he's getting himself into when he takes interest in a model, especially when that model is his own boyfriend. AU Shizaya. Fluffy like a freshly baked cupcake.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Brother of the Bride by SkywardShadow reviews
Sasuke is less than impressed with his brother's boyfriend. A Christmas shopping trip should help them bond, right? Well...not really, no. *Mentioned ItaShi, oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Shisui U. - Complete
Mall Santa by Mustsleep reviews
The job wasn't worth the money and if his brother hadn't said 'Please Itachi' he would have laughed at the thought of putting on a red suite. But... the pink haired elf made things a bit more bearable. Be-lated Christmas Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy New Year's by BlackRoseDragon13 reviews
Hinata attends a New Year's party. What she expected was hanging back in a corner while her friends drank up. What she didn't expect was meeting someone who would change her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Eternal Creed by Samurai101 reviews
I'm going to hold your hand, and I'm never going to let go. I will never leave you.::rated for character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hide the Cutlery by SkywardShadow reviews
The time has come to introduce Shisui to Itachi's parents. *Short oneshot, ItaShi, AU*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
To love a Kitsune by Hyrulehalfbreed reviews
Is it wrong to love your master? Itachi and Sasuke are about to find out in a world where humans are kept by demons as pets and toys. Lord Kyuubi buys himself and his nephew Naruto each an Uchiha. KyuuIta, NaruSasu, yaoi, lemons, language, and mpreg later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,325 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All in the Timing by yaaaaaaayme reviews
They may be sworn enemies, but when magic beyond their control sends Harry and Draco back into the time of knights, royalty, and the great sorcerer, Merlin, it may just be their differences that save them. Not slash, no pairings. spoilers: season 1, HBP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Silver Tongued by coincident reviews
One day you'll talk the sun down out of the sky. Itachi/Shisui. AU, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Elephant Love Medley by Phantasmik reviews
In which Shisui serenades Itachi. Very loudly. In public. AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
That Which We Call a Rose by Phantasmik reviews
In which Shisui fails to romance Itachi repeatedly. But that's okay, because Itachi's kind of fond of him anyway. AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
If I Fell by naturally morbid reviews
Complete. AU Itachi x Hinata. She is Itachi's live-in housekeeper, invisible unless she is needed. But when Itachi needs her to pose as his fiancé, it sets them on a path for desire. Will it be fulfilled or will it end badly for both?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,628 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just the Alcohol by Commander Zia reviews
"Neji's gonna hate you." Hiashi nodded, trying to ignore the pain in his chest. "Just like Itachi hates me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Hiashi H., Fugaku U. - Complete
Marked by Acherona reviews
A fight in an alley, a beautiful stranger, a mysterious bar… and what the hell is that thing on his throat? Naruto Uzumaki's life just got a lot more complicated. Naru/Ita.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Stronger by Acherona reviews
Itachi had learned his lesson. Emotions and love make you weak. Itachi had closed off his heart from now on. If he didn't hold anyone or anything dear then they couldn't hurt him. He would grow and he would be great…He would not let anyone close again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Piano by fishwrites reviews
Merlin is a mute pianist,sent away from London to fufill an arranged marriage.He arrives in New Zealand,where one Stewart Valiant now owns all he possessed.When Valiant sells Merlin's beloved piano to Arthur Pendragon,Merlin is forced to make a choice.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Spectator by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Like strings entangled in each other, like rivers, like lives. ItaShi. Hinata POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hinata H., Shisui U. - Complete
How the Wood Was Won by coincident reviews
"So..can I have your life force?" Madara/Hashirama. CRACK, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Mate by Acherona reviews
Sometimes Sasuke thought fate enjoyed screwing with him. Times like this, when his destined mate hates vampires and is being stalked by a psychotic rogue, he's sure of it. Sequel to Marked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale of New York by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU ItaShi, written for an ItaShi exchange at Livejournal. There isn't much that could be considered a fairy tale about Itachi and Shisui, but New York city helps them try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
I Know a Young Ninja by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
A green mountain. A small red house attached to the side of a stone hill. An indistinguishable man in a black tank and Capri pants standing by a warm fire, which was casting dark glares on his face. Just another vision since the news of Itachi's death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Strange Humans by Imperial Mint reviews
For Disgruntled Minion. After seeking help from a friend, Naruto is redirected to the Leafy Dragon Pet Centre, where he meets a most helpful shop assistant. Sometimes time can heal things, but they often need a push from a furred or webbed friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life's Short, Don't Be A by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Naruto finds the perfect present for his friend. If nothing else, it certainly makes a point and leaves a clear message. One-shot. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Many Times by hewhoistomriddle reviews
...Itachi tried to kill Uchiha Shisui. Written for the bitter nakano exchange on LJ. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Empath by coincident reviews
Four people Uchiha Itachi was glad his cousin fought, and one he wasn't. Itachi/Shisui, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
from here to eternity by SkywardShadow reviews
Timing is everything, especially when it comes to falling in love. Too bad Shisui and Itachi's timing is completely off. *Written for LJ's ItaShi Summer Exchange* *Rated for language and some violence* Long fic is LONG-longer than word count; be warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maggots in Mouth by ncfan reviews
"It's alright, Itachi. It's over now." She's wrong. He can't bring himself to tell her, but it has only begun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Weep For The God Omnipotent by Lindra reviews
Nagato has too many bodies, and Uchiha Itachi has far from enough time. Somehow they make a little less of nothing from absolutely nothing and almost - not quite - content themselves with it. Dark Pain/Itachi; love stories don't continue in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Treasure by hewhoistomriddle reviews
The pirate-themed ItaHina that morphed into Akatsuki humor, action and adventure. Pirate!Akatsuki and Captured!Hinata. Discontinued. Outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,517 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Good Little Samaritans by MintiNeko reviews
Hana first met Itachi when she was five years old at the supermarket, when her left hand was caught in a giant crab pincer. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Splash by Quillslinger reviews
On a scale of one to ten—ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May—this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Madara at the Wedding by coincident reviews
Hey, hey, Shodaime. I don't like your girlfriend. Madara/Hashirama. CRACK, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Happily Ever Afters by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Itahina wedding in five installments. CRACK. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Some Words on Memory by coincident reviews
You can't love anything more than something you miss. Itachi/Hinata/Shisui, in various ways. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hinata H., Shisui U. - Complete
White Lies by Momerath reviews
Even for Merlin, the white lie at the end of The Last Dragonlord is a whopper. How can he expect to get away with that one? Spoilers for all of S2.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,081 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Presents and Practicality by SkywardShadow reviews
Itachi's birthday is looking to be the same as every one before it. That is, until his renegade cousin decides to drop in for a visit. *AU, ShiIta, mentioned SasuNaru* *Oneshot for Itachi's birthday*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Cupcakes &Wieners by Acherona reviews
New neighborhood, new neighbors…old lovers. How will Minato survive moving next door to Fugaku Uchiha, naked sons and perverted scarecrows aren't helping matters much, or are they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Cherrywood & Walnut by Acherona reviews
Locked in an office with broken AC during the worst heat wave in Konoha with your very own fantasy man…Whatever is Itachi to do? Boiling blood and a sturdy desk might come in handy. Naru/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sharingan User's Guide to the Galaxy by coincident reviews
Slash: the final frontier. Ita/Shi IN SPACE. AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Early Morning Exercise by RubberDuckies reviews
It's too early in the morning to be working out or doing any sort of extraneous activities...unless it's sex... Naruto x Itachi YAOI PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Now THIS is a Dance by BlackRoseDragon13 reviews
Homecoming is fast approaching, and Hinata doesn't have a date. But someone else also seems to be lacking a partner...will they be able to help each other out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Twice at Dawn by coincident reviews
Two prodigies, and a boy who watched them. Itachi/Shisui, Obito narrates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Torune, Shisui U. - Complete
From Sharkboy to Sharingan by snowflake98 reviews
Kisame texts Itachi in Walmart. Yaoi. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Of Prodigies and Ice Skates by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Shisui attempts to teach his younger cousin how to ice skate, and Itachi's dignity is consequently shattered. Proof that even prodigies aren't perfect. *Oneshot, AU, hints of ItaShi*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Better Than a Pumpkin by coincident reviews
A prince is blue without his princess, sometimes literally. Cinderella, KisaIta style. CRACK/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Favor by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya has an embarassing favor to ask of Shizuo. Crack drabble.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
This Reality by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Itachi sacrificed himself to give his eyes to Sasuke to save Naruto. If only his little brother had understood why, it might not have come to this. And then just maybe Itachi could have led his own life. If not in this reality, then perhaps the next...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Candy by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Sometimes, Shizuo acts without thinking. Shizaya Fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Carnival by Uphill Both Ways reviews
It starts out as any normal chase. Shizaya Fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Uchiha Undercover by Houkakyou reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Drowning by Uphill Both Ways reviews
The lifeguard was missing, the seconds were ticking, and it was Shizuo's fault after all. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Shy Grins, Cheerful Smiles, and Wry Smirks by MissLe reviews
They were there to protect her from the world. She was there to protect them from themselves. Collection of ItaHinaSasu drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Outrageous by Airrei reviews
ShizuoxIzaya. During the beginning of Spring, admist the heat, all Shizuo wanted was the ice cream in his fridge. It so happens that Izaya somehow got to it first. //Crackfic, yet again. Title refers to the heat outside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Mutuality by Airrei reviews
Random Oneshot: Shizaya plus Mairu and Kururi. Shizuo finds out after a fight with Izaya that his rival has younger siblings too. Older brothers must do what older brothers are meant to do...right?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Thirst by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Shizuo didn't want to give Izaya the satisfaction, but he was so very, very thirsty. Shizaya fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Lessons by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Some lessons are better learned the hard way. Shizuo/Izaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Revenge by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Shizuo discovers a new way to exact revenge on Izaya. Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
And Farther Still Than That by coincident reviews
Drowning should take ten minutes. It takes Uchiha Shisui ten years. ItaShi/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Jolene by TenshiXXX reviews
"She was a beautiful woman, with thick coppery hair, pale skin and viridian eyes. And she was in love with Itachi." When a woman moves in next door, Itachi has difficulty assuring Kisame that he's not interested in her. KisaIta One-sided OC/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Heart of a Lion by DeathByDawn reviews
Hinata gets more than she bargains for at her school festival.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Seduction by Induction by coincident reviews
Because even psychotic S-class killer missing-nin are lovesick teenagers at some point. ItaShi/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Castaways by coincident reviews
This is the city where men are mended. Itachi and Shisui, after the massacre. ItaShi/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Colloquialisms of the Wizarding World by Wingedteen reviews
Dumbledore watched them have another one of their spats, and he hears a few familiar names. Camelot, Morgana, the Knights. He realises belatedly what this would imply- these two strangers, named Arthur and Merlin, talk about Camelot as if they live there!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Albus D., Merlin - Complete
Unconditional by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Nothing I have ever done is as important as this. I am a mother and this is my son.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
What They Said About Contact by coincident reviews
He's gotten used to Shisui's hands. ItaShi/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Staring Down Sunlight by coincident reviews
No matter how good your eyes are, there's always a light that's bright enough to blind you. ItaHina/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sirens Singing by coincident reviews
He's never been one to linger at the scene of a crime. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Afterlife by sinemoras09 reviews
Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
When Things Go Superbly by DeviWan reviews
Kaka/Ita. The least they could do was take a moment off for themselves and enjoy each other, cause that's usually when things go superbly. It's yaoi, shounen-ai, sci-fi and a whole lot of complicated things. Go on, have a look, you know you want to...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Swallow the Elephant by sinemoras09 reviews
In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
It's the Great Pumpkin, Itachi Uchiha by michelerene reviews
Itachi and Naruto doing messy things involving fall fruits, Not pie making or pumpkin carving. I say BOO to such innocent messiness! , as requested by the challenge in which this was written for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Return, Reject, Recognize, Release by Samurai101 reviews
When Sasuke was young his genius older brother was kidnapped. Now that Sasuke's old his brother's coming back home. Things would be perfect, if the man returned hadn't been a blue eyed pacifist instead of the red-eyed ninja Sasuke was hoping for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Gingerbread by SkywardShadow reviews
This is what happens when Shisui, Sasuke and Itachi are left to their own devices in making a gingerbread house. Mikoto really should have known better. *Christmas oneshot* *Giftfic for dd and CC*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Rise of a King and the Fall of a Queen by Imperial Mint reviews
Whenever it is important, Itachi is always late. After a sealing where he should have died, Naruto denies the odds. Now it's Itachi's turn to care for something he loves. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
It All Started With the Condoms by reaper with no name reviews
Hei finds himself in some uncomfortable situations. Hei/Yin.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hei, Yin - Complete
Incest is Wrong, Most of the Time by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Who does Itachi love the most and why? Certaintly not the person anyone would have suspected; but then again, when has he ever done anything expected?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blind Spot by bergundy reviews
Most people noticed Uchiha Itachi at once, but he was the one person she didn't notice until it was too late. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Hana I., Itachi U.
The Heart of Magic by Alice I reviews
Something sinister has happened in Camelot and by all appearances, Merlin is at the heart of it. The young warlock must battle through a mysterious ailment and profound malaise to find an answer that lies beyond magic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,926 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Bite for Him by DeviWan reviews
He was dying of a disease no one can cure. We were poor, he wanted me to live a life and go study. Why doesn't he understand that I can't leave him? So when power shows itself, how could I refuse? He's mine, all mine, not even death can claim him.Sasu/Ita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Presenting, Shisui: the Amazing Matchmaker by Imperial Mint reviews
Shisui has a Plan involving his best friend and the newest addition to his team. He hasn't failed a single of his Plans yet, all 273 of them. It's now just a case of getting Itachi to realise that this isn't a set up, and get Naruto to stop hating Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I Don't Give Out by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Naruto's sudden and inexplicable mpreg and Itachi's less-than-normal day of feeding Naruto's weird cravings. Crackfic. ItaNaru. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Can't Dream Alone by Shurikenx reviews
This wasn't all one-sided. Surely, surely, it couldn't have been. These feelings? These desires? And for my little brother no less? Maybe I'm twisted, warped, insane. Maybe. But, maybe he is too. /ItaSasu, uchihacest, strong lemons/limes throughout./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,731 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Some Privacy, Please? by reaper with no name reviews
Hei and Yin deal with an assassin in a very...unconventional way.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Yin, Hei
Sweet, Tricky Prankster by Acherona reviews
Halloween was the greatest day of the year, the one time it was allowed to go all out and be as crazy and outrageous as you liked. It was all about pranks, sweets and tricks and if there was one thing Naruto Uzumaki was, it was a sweet, tricky prankster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Sky by Shaitanah reviews
Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Distinct Discomfort by nooziewoozie reviews
Itachi didn’t know whether to curse or bless the DNA that had given him the second-best Sharingan in the Uchiha clan and the photographic memory that came with it. Because, really, hot damn. --Why Sasuke is such a bully in 'Of Marriage and Diplomacy'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Itachi U., Kushina U. - Complete
What? You Noticed That? by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Who knew that braiding Itachi's hair in the early hours of the morning would be a bad thing? Naruto certainly didn't. Pointless fluff. One-shot. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Clarke's Law by netgirly2k reviews
Albion, the Doctor had decided, was definitely his favourite planet.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Morgana - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Thrill of Devotion by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Being kept apart for a month because of business was one of the worst things that could happen in Naruto's mind. Luckily, Itachi has a plan to solve their problem. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's Itachi by Shadow Owner reviews
Hana may not understand everything, but she knows just how far an older sibling would go for a younger; she's an older sibling herself. Hana remembers Konoha's Itachi, and all he's lived for.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Sayonara by MurasakiYasu reviews
The night before the Uchiha massacre, Itachi allows himself one final goodbye. KakaIta, Yaoi, Lemon, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pleasure Doing Business by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Things were going well in their squeaky-clean, high profile lives until the Uchiha heir started sleeping with another man, and GodBoy tried to convert the most cynical woman ever. But maybe, the disembodied voice declared, it was time to shake things up-A
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Friends Don't Let Friends Cut Their Hair by SkywardShadow reviews
Yet another addition to the list of things Shisui should not be allowed to do. Too bad Itachi doesn't realize that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
An Easy Mistake To Make by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. Itachi, meet alcohol. Sasuke, meet the brick wall. Would you like to introduce it to your head as well? Ficlet written for anon LJ meme.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Home Truths by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You can always count on your dear older brother for his valued opinion. Ficlet written for anon LJ meme.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Evil Hair Clip by elle6778 reviews
Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Emergency by Asuka Kureru reviews
Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just one day by Loopstagirl reviews
A bored Arthur decides to be a servant for a day and discovers a few truths about what is really going on.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Arthur - Complete
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Delicious Yay! is crack by Scrawlding reviews
Laurie steps out to do some grocery shopping. Jon has some time alone. NC-17. Dubcon-foodplay/autoeroticism/language/angst/Crack-fic . NSFW I don't own anything about this story. I borrowed the characters and fed them crack. Sorry in advance.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan, Laurie J./Silk Spectre
Of Pools and Perverts by Acherona reviews
It’s Sasuke’s birthday and Naruto and Itachi will make sure their lover gets a birthday to remember. SIN threesome Birthday fic for Trulywicked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Shisui's girlfriend believes he's cheating on her. With another girl. Except..that 'girl' happens to be Itachi. Oh dear. *Giftfic for devotedtodreams*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Illuminating by TaikoHawk reviews
Future AU. It was all so logical, but believing it would mean admitting everything she knew was a lie. Sakura struggles to find the truth in her life and her village. The catalyst? A half-blind prisoner who was privy to it all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Murder of Crows by PureWaterLily reviews
In an earth where he was chained, Itachi only had one wish in his youth. Freedom. Pre-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hellweek by Acherona reviews
College… New classes, new fraternity, new rules and one older brother who’s about to change everything…Welcome to University boys. SasuItaNaru SIN threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Time for Everything by RubberDuckies reviews
Itachi has made it his personal mission to try and tear down Kakashi at every chance he gets, even though he's terrible at it, but it isn't because he hates his peer, and Kakashi knows it. KakaIta YAOI nc-17 lemonz HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ITACHI !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
What to do when Fatherhood is Imminent by SkywardShadow reviews
-"When Uchiha Fugaku was told that he would soon be a father, he ran from the house with little intention of ever coming back." Oneshot. T to be safe. Some FugaMiko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tanjoubi Omedetou! by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Itachi is confused, Shisui uses lots of salt, and Sasuke discovers an evil side to his personality. Oneshot. Birthday fic-Happy Birthday Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Betting Doll by DeviWan reviews
Seriously, what was Pein thinking when he invented Monthly Monday? Doesn't matter, there a winner and someone's going to be the prize. Itachi just spoke at the wrong time and the wrong place, so now he's paying the prize... by being one. slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
That Conversation by DeviWan reviews
In Hidan’s opinion, the boy was just too pretty. He couldn’t help but wonder what the boy feels when he walks around the hideout. He was an angel amongst the others. And so, when the opportunity presents itself, Hidan just couldn’t hold back. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by thatreevesgirl reviews
Kakashi almost died during a crucial ANBU mission. Now he, Sakura, and Itachi are trapped in a small cabin during a blizzard while they wait for Kakashi to heal. Sakura finds out that Kakashi has been keeping secrets. KakaSaku, KakaIta, KakaItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Black and White by GeishaKitten reviews
The one person who had ever made Hinata feel needed is gone now, and all that she has left of him is the presence of someone se'd never acknowledge with even a word. Sequal to 'A Scent Like Night Rain'...Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Life Lesson, Or Something by nopenopnope reviews
There are some things they just don't teach at the academy. yaoi, shouta. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Devil's Angel by PureWaterLily reviews
"Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, that fell right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
“Then why didn’t you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob.” Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Same Old Moves For A New Romance by ChudleyCanons reviews
Uther finds out about Arthur and Merlin. This is really not a very happy fic and I apologise for it now...I felt cruel writing it. A/M
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
From Flight to Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
Every relationship has a start and an end, a flight and a fall. The birds sang on the final day as snatches of memories reveal a relationship that should never have been. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Are You Nervous? by SasuNaru Fangirl Seme reviews
ItaNaru :3 Itachi would never lower himself to playing such a game, until he saw someone else playing it with Naruto. Full Summary inside. M, lemony scented!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,755 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Treasure by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is having a wonderful day. As is Itachi. Naruto is having an awful day. What happens when their days collide? Why, ItaNaru of course! yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Different One by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Pain. Chaos. Death. Itachi is content to hide away his emotions for the sake of his job. But a young blond sheds light into the otherwise dark world. "Nine out of ten people say they're scared of death." “Guess I’m the one that’s different" Oneshot AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quality Time by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Because spending quality time with your big brother is meaningful like that. Even if it's going to cost you some manliness points several years down the road. Pre-massacre fluff, makes fun of Ita's femininity. Sequal chapter up because I'm nice lyke dat.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Rabbit's Foot by Serephy reviews
If you get involved with the 'Unlucky Uchiha,' you're sure to disappear. When lucky Naruto meets Uchiha Sasuke, one of the survivors of the Uchiha clan, he uncovers the secret to the disappearances...and the one person he can truly love. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Yard Sale by Jedi.Vixen reviews
CRACK. Sasuke is selling old Uchiha belongings as well as his own to raise money for a reconstruction project, so one can imagine the chaos that will ensue. For one, Aniki isn't very happy. ItaSasu hints of others NOW COMPLETE after a millenia!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Scent Like Night Rain by GeishaKitten reviews
Hyuuga Hinata truly never was quite as sunny as her name implied. It suited her much better to be called by a name meaning 'night rain,' even if only to entertain the illusions of a dying psychopath. one-shot, may continue if I get enough reviews...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Artistic Emotions by Imperial Mint reviews
For Destiny Writes. Making a picture is easy, yet producing art is anything but. You need emotion, plenty of it, and that emotion needs to come from somewhere. 'Everyone loses it, Naruto'. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
T'Internet by Imperial Mint reviews
‘If you’re here then you’re either anti-SasuNaru, Pro-ItaNaru or just lost.' Famous words of the internet page Naruto has stumbled across, he realises that Kabuto has more than a few issues, Sasuke created devilish ploys and Itachi enjoys education.ItaNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect by Beliel reviews
Madara knows Itachi is perfect. Madara knows Itachi is fatally flawed. An introspective and fairly sick little drabble of Madara and Itachi's dynamic. Shota. NonCon. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
The Box by Acherona reviews
PWP…More smut with Naruto and the Uchiha’s. Sort of a continuation of “Bonding With The Uchiha’s” but can be read on its own…Fun with the toy box! Warning: threesome, incest, toys...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Image by PennyGirl reviews
Nothing of their children's whereabouts were known. Not until the Tam's received the image. slight simon/kaylee mention- sort of
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Simon, River - Complete
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Twist by Shurikenx reviews
Sasuke was alone on halloween night, until someone showed up at his front door uninvited. Sasuke never knew that answering that door would lead to lying naked on his bed, tracing those faint bruises on his hips with the utmost care. ItaSasu, LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonding With The Uchiha's by Acherona reviews
After an unlucky household accident Naruto is invited to stay with the Uchiha brother’s. This works out fine and Naruto is glad for the chance to bond with his friends…He just had no idea how closely they would really “bond”. Sucky summary. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Haven for lost souls by see1like reviews
When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Motivational Change by Imperial Mint reviews
For iRsUpple. Itachi didn't just change one thing in Naruto's life; the motivation was there and it was all because of that lone Uchiha. Two-shot. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Finally Getting What He Wants by BrokenSouledPoetess reviews
On a Friday night, Naruto's greatest temptation knocks on his door. Can he resist? Or will he take a certain raven for his own?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Going For Gold by Imperial Mint reviews
For Clemen. For such a little difference, Naruto recieved such a huge gain. Sure it wasn't gold but he still got ramen, Iruka crying and, of course, a new track buddy. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
I need you, to need me by Shurikenx reviews
That was all Itachi needed, for Sasuke to need him back. That's why his hands were touching Sasuke in forbidden places. He was caring, comforting him. He was a good brother afterall. Uchihacest, lemon/lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only A Miracle by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was sick, and dad had said only a miracle would save him. So little Sasuke Uchiha went to get him one. ItaSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Tea Party by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Two brothers having a tea party was the same thing as two young girls... right? “Mmmn, Sasuke… you’re a fantastic brother." /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age of Consent by MintiNeko reviews
Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Yearbooks by xpancake reviews
Yugi and his friends signed a yearbook Kaiba did not want. However, he was slightly curious as to why one member of that group did not sign at all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Seto K., R. Bakura - Complete
Broken Concentration by smiles1777 reviews
Itachi observes Hinata accidentally and starts to ponder on the girl. Itachi/Hinata, very slight and rather random.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
for wanting by the blanket reviews
AU. Fugaku & Mikoto. Minato & Mikoto. Some people, Mikoto knew, broke vows for the pursuit of pleasure. There was the thrill of discovery, the element of danger in the hushed sighs and heated glances. Mikoto did it for color.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Up! by Serephy reviews
Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yellow Ducks by Tronic reviews
He was so small, he was so weak, he was so powerless.. he was just born. Happy early 21st Birthday, Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Closet by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI NaruSasu, KakaIru, GaaLee, KisaIta. Oneshot. Eight ninja find themselves in a room and the only way out is to play a strange game involving partners and a closet...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Decisions by Happiness's Deceit reviews
SPOILERS up to chapter 401. When Itachi was four, his only memories were of black blood and the taste of iron in his mouth. As he grew, the taste haunted him, and the only thing that could chase it away was his little brother's smile. Itachi Timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Darkness Take Me by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Madara takes Itachi in darkness. Based upon an amazing picture I saw. Dedicated to the Madara x Itachi FC at NarutoFan. Rated M for a reason. PWP. Now a drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 277 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Take it Back by poprika reviews
Neji and Sasuke were sent on a mission six months ago. Now, they're back, but something's off. They're keeping secrets and Sasuke's eyes are blank. What happened and what will it take for those secrets to be revealed? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Fatherhood by UnderTheSkyy reviews
I'm not ready for this, man," he sighs. "Not ready for what?" he asks. "You know... being a dad and junk." MikotoXFugaku, KushinaXMinato, For allurement
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Fearless, Mother by anamariewrites reviews
The Uchiha destroyed Mikoto's life, and so she gave birth to the monster that would destroy theirs. She named him for an evil creature and raised him as a beloved son, and when he brought death to her in return, she faced it without fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Phone Call by syrraki reviews
Itachi calls to speak to Sasuke. Orochimaru wants to know why they don't talk anymore. Kisame reads the Argos Catalogue and Kimimaro is dead, remember?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
for serious by ohwhatsherface reviews
FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Frogs and Snakes by Lisea18 reviews
Sequel to Sound and Leaf. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship has taken a new turn. But what will happen after their first night together? Naruto has to leave for a mission with his genin team… will everything go as planned?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 130,571 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Romeo vs Juliet by Serephy reviews
Sasuke tries a new experiment in his freshman year of Konoha Boarding School. Suddenly, there is a new girl stealing everyone's attention...Including Mr. Perfect, Uchiha Itachi. Crossdressing! Yaoi, ItaSasu. Some SasukexEveryone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kuro Houseki by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Itachi called it a mistake; Kisame called it a miracle. Slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Return of The King by Coffeetailor reviews
About a year after the ‘death’ of Atemu and Seth’s taking power, Egypt is at war. Rumors surface that Atemu is among his people once again, and Seth follows them. How will the former high priest react to seeing his cousin again, or the rest of his camp?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,064 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Set, Atem - Complete
Felix Culpa by Ninjagrrl reviews
The felix culpa, or blessed fall. An attack from the Kyuubi leaves Itachi blind, his mind shattered and memories gone. Meanwhile, Kakashi is still recovering from the aftermath of a mission gone badly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Few More Strokes To Happiness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto is an artist. Sasuke is a model. Picture it. [NaruSasu KisaIta KyuuSasu Yaoi AU COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mile In His Shoes Uchiha Sasuke by cousin D reviews
Crossover between Naruto and HP. Six months after Sasuke has been rescued and returned to Konohagakeru, his Cell and Cell 9 are given the mission to infiltrate a distant school to judge the security. Shonenai Iruka X Kakashi very minor relationship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,227 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights, Sex and Destiny by KageKitsune XXX reviews
A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Home Videos by shintas1st reviews
The uchiha home videos. Sasuke, age four, gets his own kunai....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha Kara No Dansei by Grindell reviews
Naruto is a photographer who wants to capture the beauty in life. Sasuke is New York's top model, who would like no more than to quit. Eventual NaruSasuNaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,128 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secrets by Nightmareish Rain reviews
Itachi at age 13 is very closed up. Let's see how Kisame fixes that. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Catch22 by Grisu reviews
Uchiha Itachi is not happy with his new job... And neither is anyone else... slightly crackish AfterWar fic, following manga chapter 369 SasuSaku, ItaHana, others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everybody's a little bit Racist by IceCrome reviews
The Akatsuki members sing about racism. [OneShot. Songfic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by nopenopnope reviews
KisaIta fluff. Short, sweet and hopefully as IC as fluff in this pairing can be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Things could be worse by Xpatch-work-dollX reviews
When the flirtatous high school teen Naruto is tricked into getting a tattoo, he meets the socially challenged playboy Sasuke, a tattoo artist. Problems are just bound to arise. AU high school narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Beginning by dagget reviews
This is a PREQUEL to 'Jesus What the Hell was That', which is not really a crack fic despite the title.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cups of Tea by R.G. Waffles reviews
[Oneshot] Everyone gets surprises on their birthday. Sasuke? He gets a massive gut wound, a trip to the verge of his deathbed . . . and a cup of tea? . . . from Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
One Day at the Playground by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mute by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Itachi attacks a member of his team. Kakashi wants to know why, and as a result understands the brothers more than they know themselves. Premassacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Believe In The Sand Between My Toes by Her Sweetness reviews
The new Pharaoh of Egypt has a lot of problems. For one, he must find a way to tell his Advisor he's gay. Another, his cousin, Seth, leads a secret life as a dancer. And who is this Thief King and why is he robbing Atem's closet?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,645 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Atem, Thief Bakura - Complete
I Can't Believe It by PhoenixClaw reviews
While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How does Naruto know that he's in love? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
... And it doesn't at all help when the closest thing he has for a love consultant is a 900something demon. But since Naruto's never been in love before, how can he know that? [“It's called mating, dumbass, and you've found yourself a catch.”]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Kaname Natsumi reviews
Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Blind leading the Blind by Shurikenx reviews
.COMPLETE. 'Let me be your eyes, Sasuke.' Uchihacest, written through Sasuke's POV. Strong yaoi and lemons throughout. Mild horror and angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,940 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Under Brightened Skies by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Confusion? I've never been touched like this. [KisaIta MM Yaoi Itachi Pov Slight Kisame PoV Crossdressing!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bedlam by crinklescofftrip reviews
Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING! SEX!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Stranded by Lobou reviews
When a flight goes wrong they must learn to get along, or it will cost them their lives. AU SasuHina InoNaru KakaAnko and others. Rated M for Language, blood, and sexual references. Maybe even a bit of CITRUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,758 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Misadventure in White by ArminaSkitty reviews
Harry Potter Naruto crossover. Inspired by Asuka Kureru's HPNaru ficlets. Itachi looks for Naruto at Hogwarts and finds, or rather is found by something else instead. Humor. Cleaned up and details added. Please reread.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunting for Love by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Neji doesn't like the idea of his friends finding his special person for him. He wants to find this person by himself. He just didn't expect to find this person while waiting for his new mentor. [NejiSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto wants to learn a new jutsu. Jiraiya is relentless. And Sasuke will do anything to make his blond happy. [mindless JiraSasu and NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Jiraiya, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Sasuke by YourADDBuddy reviews
Itachi sends his little brother an important note explaining some things. And just gives Sasuke an eyeopener for how wacked out Itachi really is. I thought it was funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uncertainty by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
“I hate it. This uncertainty that lies between the two of us,” Sasuke whispered. “It's as if you aren't real. This is just like with niisan.” Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is a complex thing. They're suffering from the mystery of it all. [NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Liquid Haze by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[AU.] Four months after his parents' deaths, Sasuke struggles to come to terms with not only that, but his brother's increasingly strange behaviour since then...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji Muses, Naruto Contemplates by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Neji and Sasuke have an odd relationship. Naruto is just the best friend who's in love with Sasuke. Sasuke's madly in love with Neji. Neji... doesn't know if he loves Sasuke or not. Onesided SasuNeji and NaruSasu at first... hints of NejiNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly by Neko Oni reviews
NaruSasu. Sasuke was beautiful bathed in the moonlight. And he was Naruto's. formerly titled Under the moonlight
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Life Goes On by nikki3 reviews
Extra Chapter up! KakaIta and NaruSasu When someone close to you dies, you have to find a way to move on. That's how you honor the dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,861 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Twister by Paigeion reviews
Naruto and Sasuke play a game of ‘Twister’ and things get a little heated. NaruSasu, oneshot, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Congratulations! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When You Were Young by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu, preUchiha massacre] Itachi is babysitting and Sasuke is upset. There's nothing more annoying than a sniffling Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Horrors of Last Minute Shopping by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
In which Sasuke leaves his Christmas shopping to the last minute, Itachi is cheap, and Kisame reveals he's Jewish. A crack Christmas fic for The Marmalade Cat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sake Cup by Riza A reviews
When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an initiation ceremony of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. DRUNK!Itachi crack fic. [Hints of ItachiKisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dominance Issues by shinigami-lives reviews
Naruto was a good shinobi, he knew this, but nothing had ever prepared him for the terror he was about to experience Uchiha Itachi was the world's worst overprotective big brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death is in the eye of the beholder by TheArchives reviews
Death, like beauty and madness, is sometimes only in the eye of the beholder. But when once trustworthy eyes begin to lie, where is truth to be found? Complete. Mild KisaIta, last chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Operation Red Moon by TheArchives reviews
Drabble Omake. Various moments in the life of Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi. KisaIta, Shonenai, and an obscene amount of crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/11/2005
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dance for me, it's an order by Burdela reviews
After the pair, Itachi and Kisame have been send to catch an Hyuuga, or rather, the byagukan. They decided to go after an easy target.. Hinata. But Itachi will learn otherwise..!Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Fans and Sand by Ame no Megami reviews
Their encouter was out of the ordinary as two young shinobis trained to be the best of their village stumbled across each other. It was the first time she had met him, and probably the last time she would. ItachiTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Itachi U., Temari
Broken Sharingan by VanityWantsYou reviews
I did win... maybe not against Sasuke... but I think I might've against Itachi... Slight ItaNaru, more KyuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Vexation by supervivi reviews
Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
To Know Yourself by H.E. Gray reviews
Itachi is not in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Possessiveness by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have to part, Sasuke is sad, Itachi is possessive. Uchihacest. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Water Stains by Insomniac Owl reviews
When she was thirty five and her son ran her through with a katana, it was one of those moments where her life flashed before her eyes. [Mikoto centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Just For Me by Meemei reviews
A special smile. Smile just for me. POV!Itachi. YAOI. NaruIta. No Flames Please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Catch Without Arms by Vegetarian Salad reviews
Companion story and sequel of Don't Be Afraid. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,621 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Know Your Place by desolate butterfly reviews
[KyuubiSasuke, KyuubiItachi, NaruSasu fic] Naruto uses the Kyuubi’s chakra in order to save Sasuke from Itachi, but now that Kyuubi is out, he wants some compensation. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Eyes by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
I might not be able to see you...But I can still hear your heartbeat. [SPOILERS KisaIta ShounenAi MM OOCing? Oneshot Kisame POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
In the Dust by crinklescofftrip reviews
Please note rating: M! Sasuke set his life on one goal, after that goal is over he is left with one question: Now what? Maybe find out just who it was he killed? KisaIta No, really!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Maternus by Insomniac Owl reviews
Dinner at the Uchiha household. Leftovers, and that tea she never drank. A mother's love endures through all... [Mikoto centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Not Just Another Comedy Act by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Is it possible to be perfect? Because I know you are. [KisaIta OOCing Yaoi MM MPreg Language Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
On the Prowl by Zephyr-Sombra reviews
(AU)A mysterious vigilante has appeared, catching everyone's attention especially Yugi's. But with college and a crush on an aloof Egyptian, can he find out more about this shadowy figure or will his crush turn out to more than meets the eye.(YYxY)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
LOOK AT ME! by crinklescofftrip reviews
KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Peeping Tom? by elegant-fleuret reviews
The Byakugan was a powerful attack. It should be used to look for opponants chakra, not looking through boys pants! Neji finds out some odd information from his younger, female cousins. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Don't Be Afraid by Vegetarian Salad reviews
Hinata has been working in the same place forever, and is thinking about quitting, when a familiar face shows up after years, and makes things a little more interesting. NejiHina.Features Don't Be Afraid by Smoking Popes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possession by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasu, implied ItaSasu] Itachi doesn't know why he is still watching Sasuke and the kyuubi vessel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Fragile Mortality by Adobo-chan reviews
COMPLETE. He had seen things others wouldn't dream, committed crimes lower than any demon. But when Itachi meets a certain girl again, will she remember him as a sadistic killer or the boy who helped her when all else had gone wrong? ItachiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sas Uke Preggers no Jutsu by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Uchihacest. semicrack. Itachi stops Sasuke from getting married and introduces his knew Seal, which explained why he killed the clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen Flavoured Bubblegum by dragoness simplicity reviews
One shot. NaruSasu. Innocent fluff. Naruto has spent weeks saving up for Ichiraku's new sweet - Ramen flavoured bubblegum. When Sasuke steals his hard-earned sweet, Naruto will do anything to get the bubblegum back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Value of Knocking by smallish reviews
OneShot. Deidara notices a habit of Kisame and Itachi. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Running in Circles by kokonutsu reviews
Where we start and where we end. Two geniuses meet up again. KakashiItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mating Season by drace-hunter reviews
[narusasu]paired fic with Vet Trip. A lemonish fic but not really that bad. kitty love. ...or heat... whatever...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friends Don't Let Friends Lurk by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Sasuke and Naruto and a copious amount of liquor. But no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vet Trip by drace-hunter reviews
[narusasu][kakairu] Sakura takes her pet sasuke to the vet. short oneshot in response to challenge Teen just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Carbon Copy by Asuka Kureru reviews
oneshot, prequel to Crossed Wires. Cyberpunk. Sasukebot didn't know that the designers reused physical specs. Who's that guy with his face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Than Ice Cream by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU What started off as the crappiest day... turned into something pleasant, and it was all thanks to her. And he discovered that working in an ice cream parlor maybe wasn't such a bad thing after all... OOC Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Memoirs of an Ordinary Husband by faustusfaustine reviews
[oneshot] Hinata finds a book when she clears his drawer. What secrets will she uncover? ItaHina hintedNejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Doll by wordflows reviews
Oneshot. 'Because you were my sister, even when you were not allowed to be.' Hanabi and Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Monograph by Odyssion reviews
“I had to kill them, you see. Had to... because otherwise I would've ended up just like you.” Implied ItaKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Open to Interpretation by Odyssion reviews
Yaoi oneshot. “Sasuke, when I said to look underneath the underneath, this isn't quite what I had in mind.” [KakaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Thinking Outside the Box by Snitwick reviews
The first assignment Kakashi assigns his Philosophy class each year is a onepage paper on the word if. It's the first, last and only test he hands out. Who will pass it this year? KakaSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharingan by iamzuul reviews
There are many depths to madness. Kakashi knows one depth... Itachi would be happy to introduce another. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Suteneko-chan reviews
Itachi did not have very good timing. ITASASU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The World Loves a Tragic Story by TheArchives reviews
Oneshot, AU, crack. The world might enjoy tragic stories best, but personally Kisame preferred happy endings. Mild KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Black and Blue All Over by Abarero reviews
They were killers, they were partners, they were a deadly team working for the Akatsuki. But perhaps there was more to them than that. A Kisame x Itachi Collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Infection by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: NaruSasu, KakaIru: Naruto finds himself obsessed with Sasuke’s legs after witnessing a secret act. It grows on him like an infection—burning inside like a great flame. And if he doesn’t treat that infection it’ll turn gangrene… [One shot, complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
The Great White by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: KisaIta, NaruSasu: The beach invokes a shark’s predatory nature – so do certain wet tee clad young men. Naruto and Sasuke under a tree. Heavy M and disgustingly sweet ending. [One shot, complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Sleepy Mangos reviews
[AU] Falling in love is never easy. It’s even harder when you fall for you best friend’s older brother. [One Shot] [ItaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blades of Blood by Vathara reviews
In a world where monsters roam city streets, a mildmannered New Yorker has just picked up a blade called Battousai... Modern AU, based off the NightLife RPG. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Quality Time by speedo fannypacker reviews
When the man who killed your entire family shows up at your door happy as a clam...what's a guy to do? revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Great Heights by Ninjacat reviews
Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Plushies Attack by Crimson Eyed Dragon reviews
One Shot Seto x Yami When Seto reads the morning paper, he sees something that has him running to the Game Shop where a strange war begins.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Seto K., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi, Itoshi by Kagaya Chou reviews
First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Uchiha complex by Boys On Boysenberry-hime reviews
Despite all appearances and widespread misconception, I am not a pervert..." Kakashi obsesses over his... little problem... KakaSasu, Drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2004
The Shark and The Weasel by Chesiere Cat reviews
Kisame and his poor attempts to molest Itachi starts up a very, very complicated mess. Will he succeed or die the most painful death? Kisame fan if there's any keep out! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame, Koi by Kagaya Chou reviews
Itachi rarely needs to speak, but Kisame understands. Kisame x Itachi, if you dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Pants Are Better For Questing reviews
Somehow Arthur never got the memo that his manservant isn't actually a man. Fem!Merlin. Series of one shots. Set between seasons 4 and 5.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Affairs of Court reviews
After so many years at court, Merlin is used to all the frivolous posturing. That doesn't mean he can't find it annoying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience reviews
A broken down elevator while in the middle of a low blood sugar episode is not the most convenient of situations in which to meet blokes. Featuring diabetic!Merlin and Arthur being his usual self.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Alleged Inaccuracies of History Textbooks reviews
It is far too early for Fudge to be dealing with ancient wizards trying to initiate history textbook reforms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2013 - C. Fudge, Merlin - Complete
Penis Pyramid Palace reviews
A twist on the story of how Pharaoh Atem came to inhabit the body of a young teenage boy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
Comfort Zone reviews
AU, ShiIta. Itachi's first experience with an anime convention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Slow Me Down reviews
AU, fluffy. "If he could, he would spend the rest of his life lying against Shisui's chest, listening to his heartbeat."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Jian Ao reviews
AU, character death. What if, when Itachi was given the horrible mission to murder his clan, Shisui decided to step in and do it for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Misadventures at Hogwarts reviews
Naruto/Harry Potter xover. Itachi and Kisame are off to Hogwarts in an attempt to capture the Kyuubi while he is far from Konoha's aid. Unfortunately things don't quite go as planned when Orochimaru pops up and Voldemort tries to get Itachi to join him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Halleluiah reviews
“Kisame, what would you do if I jumped off this cliff right now?” he asked softly. “I would jump after you of course.” He smiled. “That would be foolish.” Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
An Unexpected Detour reviews
"Yaoi fangirls! Quick, run for it!" "What's so bad about Yaoi fangirls?" "You don't want to know!" Kakashi and Itachi discover why asking for directions isn't always the best option. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Waiting Room reviews
While waiting for the birth of his new son Uchiha Fugaku is set with the task of watching a trouble making Itachi. Oh dear. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Bad Timing reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation reviews
FULL STORY POSTED UNDER MISADVENTURES AT HOGWARTS. Everybody has their moments. This is just one of Itachi's. NarutoHarry Potter crossover.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Naruto Fairytale reviews
Princess Hinata is engaged to marry Prince Naruto, but after a night on the town, she finds herself falling in love with the commoner Shino. What's a princess to do?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Blind Itachi reviews
Itachi makes the mistake of trying to confront Sasuke shortly after losing his sight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete