Sophisticated Sage
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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Yandere Simulator, and Naruto.

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Thanks for taking the time to read my profile! I have another thing I'd like to say. To those of you who are considering blocking me for leaving a negative review on your story, go right ahead; it only shows that you aren't mature enough to take constructive criticism. If you don't want, or you can't handle negative feedback, then don't put things out on the internet for all the world to see. No matter what, there will always be people who won't like your work. Deal with it. And yes, I have had others block me because I was not a fan of their stories.

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Eight by writer168 reviews
(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 144,549 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Team Eight
Homeward by Astroavis reviews
Shot backwards in time, Sakura finds herself in an unfamiliar land where she begins to, unwittingly, make a reputation for herself. Desperate to find her way home, she makes a deal which may change her life, and the future, forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 196,533 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 3,767 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 12/15/2017 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17730 - Favs: 32,671 - Follows: 17,682 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hurts Like Cavities by Mallobaude reviews
It started out so promising. Ruby found a best friend turned boyfriend. Yang was happy her baby sister had made a new friend and more. Weiss was happy to have someone else as a target of Ruby's energy. And Blake was able to enjoy some peace and quiet to read her books. It had been perfect. So why did the three feel the need to break the lovers up now? Cover art by RottenCustard.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 10/16/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY - Complete
Hoshigaki by writer168 reviews
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,533 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kisame H. - Complete
Hermione Granger: Parole Officer Series by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
A series of one shots following Hermione's life as a parole officer with her parolees. AD/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Hermione G., Antonin D. - Complete
peccatophilia by A.Lovely.Villain reviews
Hermione has a terrible secret. The past won't let her go. Neither will her brother. A tale of obsession told in three parts. AU Tomione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,201 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/5/2018 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Seduction by SenLinYu reviews
“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 231 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rose Garden Week by Solora Goldsun reviews
Seven days. Seven prompts. All Rose Garden.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,315 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 3/17/2018 - [Oscar P., Ruby R.] Ozpin - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Anonymous Presence reviews
[Drabble Chapters] Tom Riddle tries to woo Professor Granger during the winter holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 12/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Yan-chan And The Male Rivals by saerani reviews
Yan-chan doesn't know why, but she has a lot of interesting friends/acquaintances. They're all unique in their own ways and make her life a lot less boring and more fun. But how do the boys feel about her? I'm not seeing any fics with the male rivals, and I know it's because they're not official characters, but to heck with it. (warning: contains a few dark/triggering scenes)
Yandere Simulator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan - Complete
Squirm by MrBenzedrine reviews
Written for Halloween, 2016. Dramione. Rated M for non-con themes, as well as implied horror. TRIGGER WARNING. Draco Malfoy falls into a strange obsession with Hermione Granger. But it's a risk -he holds a dark, sinister secret, and if he becomes too close, she just might find out what it is. Dark Fic. WIP. **WINNER: Best WIP 2017 Winter Dramione Awards** *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
To Be Himself by RavieSnake reviews
Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Unheard and Sweeter by NeverLookBack756 reviews
Immediately after his brother's death, Lieutenant Killian is betrayed by his naval captain and sold to the dreaded Dark One, Rumpelstiltskin. Two years later, Rumple kidnaps the Princess of Misthaven and assigns Killian into watching her. Rumple may want the princess happy so he can use her heart for a dark spell, but Killian finds he wants her happy for entirely different reasons.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Brilliant Magic by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,754 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 4,623 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
Obvious by Arella1 reviews
"You can be absurdly oblivious to the obvious sometimes," he chided without heat. Taking the opening, Hermione swallowed her apprehension and tugged lightly on his shirt. "What else have I missed?" "Why don't you tell me?," he murmured to her, the air from his words washing across her lips making the moment stretch taut between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Breaking and Entering by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Hermione Jean Granger is a good girl—until Tom Riddle comes to town. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Amnesia by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco has amnesia, but it's Hermione who will never be the same. Romance, danger, mischievousness, a lemon or two, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,809 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
Misapparition by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione keeps apparating to land on top of an amused Aidan Lynch. But Hermione's known how to apparate for years! Is an odd quirk of Veela blood what's actually causing the problem? Or is it just a malicious spell?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 260 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., A. Lynch - Complete
Agent 506 by Draconian Scribe reviews
The name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ex-Death Eater, proud father, husband to the brightest witch of their age, and nothing less than the best Auror for the job. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Golden Sands by Arella1 reviews
Brown eyes narrowed on him. "With your abilities, I'm sure you've learned more about me than I'm comfortable with." "Oh, undoubtedly," he laughed. "But, I can't help what your magic reveals to me. It's so vibrant; I could listen to it for years and still not know all your secrets."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Hermione G., OC] - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6200 - Favs: 15,572 - Follows: 5,408 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer reviews
A pureblood family abducted Hermione when she was born due to their desperation for a daughter. In a world of beauty & wealth, she has become Draco Malfoy's dream girl.What will happen if he finally knows that her blood is not as pure as he thinks it is? *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,158 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 667 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4679 - Favs: 7,819 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ultimate Ten Lifetimes by Curiositykils reviews
Sequel to Penultimate Ten Minutes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Penultimate Ten Minutes by Curiositykils reviews
The penultimate ten minutes of Draco and Hermione's story. Prequel to Ultimate Ten Lifetimes. Nominated at Dramione Awards Round 6 2010 in Best Heart-Wrenching/Angst category. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Boggart by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,453 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
naturalistic observation by Ghoster.Z reviews
He was only reading Tsuande his observations on his fellow shinobi, even if it did include his bedding of her prized apprentice -GaaSaku-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Come True by atruwriter reviews
The Life and Love of George Weasley. :George/Hermione:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [George W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Hunt by HermioneTwin reviews
Hermione and Fred set off for a scavenger hunt, but will they discover something other than random objects along the way? What will their true prize end up being? Simply pie, or something more? Written for the Twin Exchange monthly challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 562 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Jackknifed by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cookie Thief by katsuyo reviews
[oneshot]Sakura has a problem... her sugar cookies are stolen from the window sill by a well mannered cookie thief. What does Gaara have to do with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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All's Fair in Love and Bugs? reviews
Why did he do it? That's all she wanted to know. After all, one does not simply put tarantulas into their best friend's ex's locker without reason. Modern ShinoSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2020 - [Sakura H., Shino A.] Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Love Life of a Yandere reviews
Ten introductions. Ten potential love interests. Ten times where said love interests have their hearts stolen by Ayano Aishi. Or, ten oneshots in which our favorite yandere meets the guy(s) of her dreams! [Ayano Aishi x Male Rivals]
Yandere Simulator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 2/20/2020 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan
Myosotis Sylvatica reviews
From an outsider's perspective, the scene before them may have looked a little odd. A pretty, petite brunette being held bridal style by a burly Bulgarian Quidditch player. But they could care less about what other people thought. They were too busy absorbing the emotions they felt while being in each other's arms. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2019 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] - Complete
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