August 2015.

I have so many stories bouncing around in my head. The top stories being:

A continuation of Queen Mother by Esama. I just really think that to play with this plot would be amazing. There's no limit!

Kingsman xovers!

- James Bond

- Sherlock

- Avengers

- Spooks and so on and so forth

I can't sit still and I can't write what I want 'cause I keep wanting to start new projects :(

November, 2011:

So finally stopped being a lurker on Norse Kink and posted a promt. It got filled!!! So here's the link to this awesome filler! Thanks so much, anon!

http:///6119.html?thread=11391207#t11391207

11 October, 2011:

CHALLENGE!

I was just looking for a story, when I realised that I've NEVER read a Harry/Abraxas Malfoy pairing. I've seen them as friends, but never pairing.
I would like a story where Harry ends up with Abraxas Malfoy. Either through timetravel, og maybe even present... provided of course that the man doesn't die of Dragon Pox. Considering the longevity of wizards, it would be amusing to see a young (twentyish) Harry being courted for all the world to see by the silver-haired distinguished gentleman that I am sure Abraxes is. I would especially like to see the other Malfoy's reactions at this strange courtship... especially Lucius at even the bare thought of Harry as a... stepmother/father. *evil laugh*

Cheers! And if you accept, please PM me the link!

22 July, 2011:

Memento Mori.
Oslo and Utøya.

June 2011:

Hello!

I am once again on the search for a fic.

This time the pairing is Harry/Harry.

It's about an older Harry travelling back in time to take on the burdens of the younger Harry to that he can remain innocent.

I can't even remember which site it was on, so if anyone has any idea which story it could be, could pretty pretty please PM me?

Cheers and thanks!

Got it! But it's not on anymore. I most certainly do not have a copy of this story, and I will reply the same if anybody PMs me...

March 2011:

I would also very much like to get my hands on.

Beautiful, the Dark Heir (Harry/Micah Montague; adopted from Bittersweet Alias)

If anybody has it saved, then for pity's sake please please *on knees* email it to me!!

rokkis_85 (at) hotmail (dot) com

GOT IT THANKS!

February 2011:

Has anybody saved excentrykemuse's Of Horcruxes and Kings fic? And if so could you email it to me? I've lost touch with excentrykemuse and I can't get my hands on the story!

I would be very much obliged to anyone who could help!

Thanks a million!

Huh... found it at Archive of our Own...

GOT IT THANKS!

September 2010:

Fic search/challenge.

I have vague memories of a fic with Harry as an archealogist in the jungles of South America, where he and his team discover some ancient ruins with some very impressive wards. In fact the builder has used the souls of children, kept in Horcruxes, to keep the wards strong.

Harry being the all-round hero that he is, allows the ritual to release the a child, and ends up becoming pregnant and giving birth. Can't remember if he's an hermaphrodite, only that he doesn't have much contact with the rest of England just Bill Weasley, who's on the excavation team.

Now, this is where its gets interesting. Harry does indeed give birth to his first son, but then somehow information, video, pictures or something gets back to the U.S. Forcing them to send a reconnaissance team, which just happen to get caught in wards and by the locals generously helping Harry out.

After being nicely deported they return to tell the tale of snakes in jars and other ancient/goa'uld technology, meaning that Harry's found evidence of alien life on Earth.

This is clearly an xover either with SG1 or SGA. And of course slash with either O'Neill or Sheppard. Now the question is, is this just my sick fantasy come to life, or has something like this been written?

If anybody has any idea, please PM me!

If not, then please think of this as a CHALLENGE :D

Cheers!

January 2010:

The CHALLENGE has been answered! And here in the link!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5674267/1/

Thank you Mistress Ashley

01/01-10

Well happy bleedin' New Year! My Mac's back in the repare shop for the fourth time in less then two years. Have complained about the product so may receive a new one, but it will most likely take ten working days, and considering all the Red Calender Days in December it'll be a good while till. Have the next two chapters and a half written there so shrugs Life sucks!

Cheers!

07/12-09

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

and the something something anniversary of Pearl Harbour... but really it's MY day today:D

As for fics... well... been having two weeks of constant visitors and I don't think it will stop until xmas... Tut mir Leid!

24/10-09

CHALLENGE!

I challenge anybody to write a Harry Potter story where Harry ends up in a relationship with either Fabian or Gideon Prewett or both! Time Travel or dimension hopping should most likely be included! There are literally NO good character stories with Molly's twin brothers. It's a true shame!

02/09-09:

Hi! Been a good while. I'm currently on an German course attending the University of Kiel. There is NO internet connection at the student dormitories I am staying at, so there isn't any hope of being able to publish or even read anything at all!! This is all I have time to publish so far.

Hoping to see you all again when I get situated at the University at Potsdam in the beginning of October... hopefully there is more of a connection there to the outside world!! DAmn, it I miss you all the time!

31/07-09:

Happy 29th birthday, Harry!
Have a good one! With lot of sweaty monkey sex with Sev and Harry!

Cheers!

03/06-09:

Exams are finally over and I'm enjoying my summer vacation here in Tokyo, Japan!! Finally have time to complete writing!

Cheers!

18-04-09:

By the pricking of my thumbs,

something wicked this way comes!!

28/3-09:

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

17/1-08

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELPIN!!
Your muffins will one day rule the world!!

Cheers!

24/12-08:

Merry Christmas everybody!! Promise I'll start writing again after New Years.

Cheers!

6/12-08:

Hey guys I am terribly sorry!! My labtop went in for repairs but when I got it back they had killed the battery so it had to go in again, and quite frankly combined with my end of the term exams and christmas I've had a lot to do!

Also I amm gonna go away for the next week to celebrate my birthday in Germany and the Weinachtsmarkt there! So I'll see you all soon and have a merry christmas!!

Cheers!

Fanfiction is the new reality! The first time I realised that this is very, no extremely interesting, was when a Welshman mentioned that he had found his son’s porn stash… home-written LOTR porn fics. I realised that, hey! I would read that! I started to read my sisters fiction, which I personal think are all great and very soon discovered that I had a slash addiction…

The king of slash:

Harry-Draco (because, even though it will never come to pass, the books of the God-like JKR are riddled with hints and clues enough to make it almost possible)

Some other favourites:

Fenrir/Harry! Because the animal in me demands it!

Harry/Cedric... yeah if I'm angsting!

Anything with Lucius, as long he is not pathetic or slashed with Snape (which indeed would make him pathetic) I am totally in live with Lucius, I think it’s the only reason why the HP films are interesting at all…

And anything about Vampire Hunter D (except cross-over with HP, which is, well frankly really weird)

To any VHD fans: Please consider writing Romantic fics with D, where he actually manages to find love and be happy. Too many angsty sad fics out there people!

Some really wierd ships:

Lovegood/Snape, Sorting Hat/Dumbledore, Dobby/ Smeagol, Dobby/Hermione, Basilisk/Fawkes (I mean, come on!) Worse is that I've actually read a Harry/Fawkes and a Harry/Basilisk in CoS!! Amazing what people come up with!

Favourite long fics:

SWAS (All hail Starts with a Spin) Just Google it!

Dragon Tamer http:///authorLinks/Jennavere/Dragon_Tamer/ This has to be on eof the funniest fics I have EVER read!! So I recommend it to you all!! Here's my favourite quote from the story:

"You're not a bad boyfriend, you know. I feel like you really respect me, not just as a celebrity, but as a person who's really famous." Harry says to Draco. That cracks me up every time!

25/3-08: Been collecting T-shirt slogans and came across this! Laughed myself silly for hours afterwards:

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary.

What is green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool-table!

, , , , (picture of a kameleon) get it?