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Joined 02-17-07, id: 1222267, Profile Updated: 11-29-12
Author has written 11 stories for Phantom of the Opera, La Femme Nikita, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Resident Evil, Labyrinth, Dino Crisis, and Lord of the Rings.

Welcome to my profile page! I am known as Her Royal Nonsense, but you can call me Nonsense because I do like to practise a bit of modesty. I'm going to marry Jareth the Goblin King one day. I believe in gay marriage, global warming, and volcanoes. I think Oprah can change the weather. I dislike the National Socialist German Workers' Party... and bed bugs. I don't have bed bugs but I don't like them because they stand for everything I'm against - cheating your rent and showing up uninvited and unannounced in someone else's bed, and furthermore leaving little brown spots on the sheets is kind of rude. Who does that?

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The Necessity of Deceit by Rogozhin reviews
Forcibly returning Edward Kirk to the nation he'd fled seemed entirely routine, but there was nothing routine about its aftermath or the misery it wrought. Faced with impending conflict, Regina is forced to reconsider both her own identity and her preconceptions of others. Are their actions just? Is he the true villain, or merely an unfortunate victim?
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 228,999 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 15h - Published: 11/11/2014
Bellflowers, Batons, and Viper Churros by BlondieLocks reviews
A chronicle of one-shots that follows the lives of various characters throughout the years. With a steady progression forwards, each story captures intimate moments and presents snapshots of integral internal diaologues, events, and situations that build as each year goes by. A general passing of time documented by brief bursts of insight into these simple moments of life.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012
The Piano Man by Code Green reviews
Years after surviving a tragic fire, Sarah has secured an apartment for herself and Toby in New York City. Above them lives an accomplished pianist who plays beautiful music and seems vaguely familiar. For her, he gave everything. She has only to remember
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
Hidden by Goldstraw reviews
Hiding does no-one any good it seems. Prompt: "With Jaime asleep beside her, Brienne gets the courage to touch him. What she doesn't realize is he's actually awake and only feigning sleep." Hope this fill does this prompt justice as it doesn't go into the kink side of the meme and wanders round it like a lost puppy. I own nothing and owe GRRM everything.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
The Lion and the Maiden Not So Fair by ILuvSnuffles805 reviews
Post-ADWD. What happens when Jaime believes Brienne's lie about Sansa and the Hound, and goes with her? Will Brienne confess the truth? Will they defeat Lady Stoneheart? Can they make it out alive? And what will happen next? JaimexBrienne, but nothing over-the-top or too OOC. My apologies for the lame summary and corny title! XD
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Brienne T., Jaime L.
Where the Grass Grows Green I: We May Yet Stand by Ragnelle reviews
AU. The Quest failed. Sam killed Gollum before the Ring was destroyed and now darkness rules the lands of Middle-earth. A small group from the resistance battles both hunger and mistrust, to keep hope alive. But will the sacrifices outweigh the gain? Book one of six. MEFA 3rd place 2011, incomplete stories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,100 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Eomer, Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
The Reference by Ismira Daugene reviews
Ten years after the events of that fateful night, Sarah is painting a certain Goblin King in her loft and gets frustrated enough that she wishes for a reference. You know who shows up, finds out he can't leave, and is stuck in Sarah's custody.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,450 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Never Stop by Lain Stardust reviews
What if Hannibal and Clarice had 20 minutes instead of 10 before the authorities arrived at the end of the film?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/18/2006
When All is Lost by Quiet2885 reviews
Modern. Will a deformed man's desire for revenge destroy the future of a young couple? Or were all three fated to begin this dark journey and face the evils of the past? A story of the struggle between hatred and love, vengeance and redemption. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 306,625 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Third Wish by dansemacabre reviews
When Sarah Williams was twenty one, the Goblin King decided to grant her another wish. JS. Short story in four chapters. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Erik's Dark Lullaby reviews
EC Erik is dead. Christine returns to the Opera to keep her promise to take care of Erik's body, but the phantom is quite alive, and quite desperate to keep her with him forever. When all hope seems lost, will one man risk everything for love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,884 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005
The Man Behind the Monster by Sabsz reviews
Once again, Hannibal comes to the rescue of Clarice. Clarice realizes that perhaps there may be reason behind his actions. Now, they live a life in Tuscany, happily ever after or not? [A series of oneshots]
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Erik’s Vengeance by ToryD reviews
Modern Day. Erik seeks revenge on a love betrayed. Christine has lost everything at the hands of her former lover, Can their love overcome all of the hurt and anger? Oh this story getting so good now! Go Erik! Claim your Christine!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,091 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Christine, Erik
The Mask and the Slipper by Lady Rosesong reviews
EVER AFTER meets POTO. Erik has been sold into slavery by his evil stepmother and the thing he longs for most is revenge. However, by chance he meets a girl who stirs a new longing within him. There's just one problem: she's a princess. EC all the way!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,056 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Erik, Christine
Giving In by Miranthia reviews
Huzzah, it's another one! Hope you guys like!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
My Love will Never Die by N.S.L. Jewelles reviews
Erik of Eaton is captured but is saved by the beautiful Christine of Dalton. They fall in love even though he is a servant to her fiance Raoul, son of his father's greatest enemy. Can love overcome all odds? POTO meets Aida in the Middle Ages, currently T
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,551 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Erik, Christine
Trapped With My Demons by JustBFree reviews
Christine is gifted to Erik as a reward for his skills in the royal court. As time passes, they realize how much they need each other. Rated for language and sexual content.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,565 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Pledge by blackribbon2 reviews
After Christine rips off the Phantom's mask and he throws a tantrum, things take a different turn. She shows her sensitivity and he shows his heart. If ALW's Phantom is high romance, this is as high as a kite.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,172 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Erik, Christine
Most Prized Possession by Jester3 reviews
COMPLETE: What comes around goes around, and the Goblin King is bent on revenge. Will Sarah prove to be the willful heroine once again...or will she become the King's most prized possession? JS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 198,306 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Crimson Rose by Csillan.Rose reviews
The Phantom’s story as it was meant to be told… A story of the deception of innocence, of obsession and jealousy, of truth and lies…But most of all, a story of love. Note: WILL be ErikChristine, NO Raoul bashing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Christine, Erik
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Erin Lasgalen reviews
AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 147,915 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Leaf Storm a Tale of Middleearth by Kida Greenleaf reviews
A story that was lost and left out of the Red Book: the tale of Legolas and Eowyn. A character sketch, as well as a what-if. UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 19: The Paths of the Dead are opening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,402 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Legolas, Eowyn
Life For what Its worth A Dino Crisis Story by Van the Key of Lain reviews
When one has time to contemplate over one's life...conclusion are reached. Time heals all, as they say, so if it true? What if one is helped through such a delima? PG-13
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2004
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What's Past is Prologue reviews
In a story rehashed by the imagination of a whimsical young elleth, Haldir's travels take him to Balfalas and the city of Dol Amroth where he investigates the disappearances of many of the principality's children and the Knights that tried to rescue them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Haldir, Human
The Moonlight Sonata reviews
Haldir leads the elves to Helm's Deep, understanding fully that he might not survive the battle. With his last breath he reflects on the mortal he left behind, the sacrifices they made and opportunities they lost. Movie-verse. Haldir/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Haldir - Complete
Ashes to Ashes reviews
When Regina's efforts to rescue Dylan go awry, she is forced to turn to the only person she is sure will have an answer. But he doesn't do charity. On haitus per revisions.
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012
The Glass Ceiling reviews
After a violent FBI raid is broadcast to millions across the United States, Sarah Williams' job and reputation is on the line. She decides to keep quiet while taking it upon herself to hunt down and arrest a sadistic and vengeful serial killer. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Faith and Fear reviews
Unsurprisingly, Erik had not resisted arrest. The trial date had been set accordingly. I would meet him in five days. DISCONTINUED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Erik - Complete
Trials of a Queen reviews
After awakening from her 15-year-long slumber, Alexia is greeted by her dying twin brother, and an old colleague she hadn't expected.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alexia A., A. Wesker - Complete
Until Tomorrow reviews
Following the death of her father, Christine finds herself thrust into a dark and soulless world where she must fight to keep a firm grasp on her compassion. Erik is her mentor, and the only one who can help her escape for good. Modern day, AU. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Letting Go reviews
One short moment of uncertainty on Clarice's part, and Dr. Lecter is a free man. Alternate ending to the 2001 movie. Please r&r!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Her Promise reviews
Alternate ending to the 2004 movie. After coming to the realization that it is Erik who truly holds her heart, Christine returns to him and vows to show him that he can know happiness instead of heartbreak.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Games of Make Believe reviews
Ten years after the opera house burns, Christine finally closes the door on her past for good. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Christine - Complete
Stay reviews
Four years after Nikita allows Michael and Adam to leave, Michael shows up unexpectedly at her doorstep. MN, oneshot.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete