Author has written 87 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bleach, Blood+, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Secret Window, Sweeney Todd, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Nine Months, Dollhouse, Sarah Jane Adventures, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Hannibal, StarTrek: Voyager, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Kingsman: The Secret Service, and Closer.
Woo! What's up, crazy pants?
Fun With Pants
Pants? You can't handle the pants.
You homo sapiens and your pants.
I have come for the pants.
We will not go gallivanting after pants!
But why is the pants gone?
Why is the pants always gone?
'I'm not sorry.' 'Pants.'
Welcome aboard the Black Pants.
Well I'd hate to be such a pants.
Salvaging is pantsing, in a manner of speaking.
You don't understand. It was a horseman. A dead one. Pants-less.
The Demon Pants of Fleet Street.
One born with the strength and skill to fight pants.
Reverse the polarity of the neutron pants
(RIP) Rest In Pants
So pants we all