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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Hey guys so I'm Val everyone that knows my might be confused because my name is Bobby but I've decided to go by my middle name now. I am old enough to have a drivers license, but I like bumming rides off of my friends I really do its not a lie but I don't really have lol.

FAVORITE BOOKS, FAVORITE MOVIES, FAVORITE TV SHOWS: good gosh there is just to many to list, and it just kees growing. . .

FAVORITE MUSICAL GROUP: SUPER JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol yeah sorry I really love them.

FAVORITE QUOTE: "your coming to take me away like the little white rabbit from yesterday." me plus one by kasabian

P.S. Some of my stories are complete drabble.


if any of you have a song or idea that you want included in singing wars just let me know.

SORRY to fans of SWOTC but chapter 6 is coming I promise. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

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Not Again! by Amaia-Sinblood reviews
What if Edward had not been able to resist the call of Bella's blood? and now the Cullen's find themselves in Japan to protect their secret, attending Ouran Academy! Pairings: Inside, AU.
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Kaoru H.
Silver Eyes Of Mine by Chels-Chels18 reviews
It was a normal day for Draco Malfoy, but as soon as he stepped out of the fire place and brushed the soot off his robes he knew something was wrong. On his bed was a wicker moses basket stuffed with a bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a baby girl fast asleep. She had nothing with her except a letter addressed to him and a golden necklace he knew too well. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,658 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Unbreakable Vow by TheSlytherinMarauders reviews
When a new serial killer is introduced to the wizarding world and Hermione and Draco are forced to work together on the case, they begin to unravel secrets about the people they thought they knew, including themselves. Please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bittersweet by ladyslytherine reviews
As Draco Malfoy wandered through the night, he stumbled upon a crying Gryffindor whom walls crumbled. Maybe it was because nobody was there to witness it, maybe because they were both dejected and sad in a sweet way. Maybe it was wrong to think that Malfoy's touch strongly affected her but after all those years, she could remember his touch clearly, so bittersweet. SUMMARY INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Therapy by sneakyslytherin.severus reviews
Hermione Granger is now 27, working as a psychologist in muggle London. Unhappily engaged to Ron, Hermione finds her own happiness by helping others manage their sadness. One day, however, Hermione's routine life is turned upside-down when a certain blonde Slytherin arrives at her office seeking a therapy session...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breath of Life by xXBeckyFoo reviews
"I really do appreciate your concern, but you know that I've already found the love of my life. Sure, he's not all that agreeable on—" The rest of what she wanted to say was cut short when she blinked and saw something straight from her nightmares take up her line of vision. There he was, and she wondered what the hell he was doing out of Azkaban twenty years early. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,059 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Hetalia Oneshots by Nezumi Neko reviews
Just a collection of random Hetalia short oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 285 - Words: 77,189 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Wedding by mylovelyminion reviews
Kyuhyun is the pawn in a power struggle between his parents, facing an arranged marriage Kyuhyun searches for an escape from the impending contract. Ryeowook, a struggling escort is offered an opportunity he can't refuse. The game begins. Super Junior.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
The Art of Kissing, According to Cho Kyuhyun by allmidnighter reviews
Super Junior. AU. Rocker!Kyu/Girl!Min. Kyuhyun and Sungmin are roommates. She's frustrated because her kissing with her boyfriend, Yesung, has always been sort of... well, terrible. Kyuhyun decides to help.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
The Fantabulous Question of WHAT IF by AllieAmberwhite reviews
A series of WHAT IF questions, ranging from anything my crazy mind can think of. Malec is my main center ;D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
City of Clockwork by Team Jem Carstairs reviews
When Henry creates a time Portal, what will ensue? How will Jace react to meeting his ancestor? And will Clary find herself falling for Jem? The answers to these questions and more lies within... CITY OF CLOCKWORK. T because I don't know what'll happen.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jace W., Will H. - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Forbidden Game by Red Giraffes reviews
Sequel to 'Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire' So after the 'accident' they would never play thee game again, until one Extremly boring day in the sun, that's when they go crazy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The Power of Sparkles by Isclanel reviews
. "Whatever you want to do with me, I'll be fine. Go ahead. I'm yours." It's Magnus's birthday, and Alec gives him his present in hopes of receiving something else in return. But what our little Shadowhunter gets isn't exactly what he had expected...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Winning the Heart! by Ji-Kobashiri reviews
In which Yesung tries to win Ryeowook’s sweet and tender feelings, things just don’t go his way. Why? Because Yesung IS YESUNG – the all-around clumsy and fail member of Super Junior! - YEWOOK, Super Junior
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Harry Potter and the Forbidden List by El Pepe reviews
There is a list in Hogwarts more forbidden then anything else in the world. And this list is not to be used as a checklist. Insipered by the "730 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts" list. H/HR main ship, other secondary ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Quarantine by KAOS reviews
UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6733 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You've Got To Be Kidding Me! by Powersthatbe reviews
Jace and Clary were doing just fine until two people just appear out of no where. Who are they and what do they want with Magnus Bane? Crossover with Harry Potter. Evil Laugh...set after COG some spoilers. I don't own this series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/8/2009
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Lost in love by LilMizzNae reviews
Another Edward leaves Bella, then after numerous years returns. Only there is someone else who has taken Edward's place in Bella's heart. What will happen? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007
Emmet's Fall Out Boy fix! by UgoHale0413 reviews
Edward is stole Emmet's CD and now it's time for revenge! One shot, First fan fic. PLEASE REVIEW! Teen just incase. The 6th chapter is up. Sorry for the delay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
All Is Not What It Seems by spankkandy reviews
The Golden Trio is growing apart & Hermione's being beaten daily. When she finds out she had to spend the rest of her holidays with Blaise & Draco, how will she cope? And who will find out the truth behind the bruises?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hostage by DaLiza reviews
A man holding Brennan hostage will kill her unless Booth steals evidence from the FBI. Will Booth be forced to betray the FBI to save the woman he loves?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,011 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
War of the Worlds by vampyricdeath reviews
ABANDONED. Can't bring myself to delete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4022 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pureblood Plastics by shadowspinnerr reviews
Hermione discovers that she is a Pureblood and is determined to rule the school with some new allies, a makeover, and a drop dead gorgeous boyfriend the fork tounged slytherin prince himself
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Snape Gets His by clarity reviews
A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 217,180 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shinigami by AniDragon aka Riona-chan reviews
Harry PotterYami no Matsuei crossover. Our dearly departed from OotP becomes a Shinigami of Meifu. OotP spoilers. Possibly HPB spoilers later on. On hiatus until I get around to rewriting the first chapter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., A. Tsuzuki
Do it with Malfoy by madam-pyro reviews
*FINISHED* Slytherin vs Gryffindor.Both parties become very degraded and embarressed,both get to sing their little parodying lungs out.Song parody alert :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
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I like you, I like you, I like YOU reviews
A Super Junior Fan Fiction. There is a secret relationship they've been hidding for years what happens when its found out? Emotions are high and feelings are being noticed. "Does he know I love him?" Rated T I don't trust myself to keep it K sorry haha
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012
In the Library reviews
What happens in the library stays in the library... don't get your knickers in a twist lol this is just a drabble oneshot I wrote for english. I apologize for any OOCness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thunderstorm reviews
Kangin and Sungmin are the only ones home when a thunderstorm hits, what happens? A Super Junior fanfiction.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Singing wars of the Cullens reviews
The girls of the family Esme, Rosalie, Alice, and Bella are going against the guys Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, and Jasper. in an all out singing war. rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2007
Vegitarian Vampire reviews
you all know the stories Twilight and New Moon. Well this puts a new twist on those.Have you ever heard of Shannon Cullen? Well you probably haven't.Shannon's here and she has a problem. Will the cullens help her? Will bella be okay a new vamp?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
Casey Zabini ! Hermione Granger! What! reviews
hermione finds out that she is a pureblood adopted by her current family. But the thing you dont know is that this hermione is casey zabini ,twin, and she owns a club a night club at that. what weird and wacky thing can happen in her last year? T for lan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G.
Emmett Vs Bella reviews
The fight between Bella and Emmett rages on only now the have in listed help of family. What will happen in this crazy prank war?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
The Teacher Problem reviews
hermione has a teacher porblem, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is her boy friend. What will happen? Will the get caught?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
The Tower reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl but there is one slight problem they have to share Head Tower. That includes the common room and the bathroom. With some over protecting friends and alot of dreams just imagine what can happen.SORRY THIS IS ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Bit of Fun reviews
Not even friends until one day of passion leads to a love they never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hermione G., George W.
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