" Pride is a disease to which no one is immune to." -Kyle Idleman

"This is so touching, you have to laugh."-A friend, on a sad part in Ms. Potter.

"And what I say is, when chaps are visible, why, they can see one another."-The Chief Monopod from Voyage of the Dawn Treader

"You don't understand. These boys killed my dog."-Swagger in Shooter

Hey, first of all, in case anyone thinks I'm a guy, like my name implies, I'm not. Also, I'm a Christian, so that'll show up. Jus' sayin'.

Sorry this is so boring. I'm not feeling very creative right now.

I'm gonna say I'm a female leprechaun, even though I'm not. See, I'm not feeling creative. Sorry. No interesting little tid-bits. they get boring after a while. If you want to know about the stories I am writing, or have written, please refer to the list below that shows those stories. It often says 'completed' at the beginning of the small print, if I am done writing it. I allow Anonymous reviews.

A Reviewers Guide to Critiquing.

Step One: Find something you dislike and/or is grammatically incorrect with the story.

Step Two: Write/type said dislikes/incorrections down.

Step Three: Expand and let the author know why such things are disliked and/or wrong, and then suggest how it could be done better.

Step Four: Add some niceties, just so it's not a flame, and the author knows that they aren't hated.

Step Five: Post review.

I do not read slash or incest stories. Nor do I write them.

Ooooh. About Drifter, just wanted to give you the heads up, it's most definitely not my best. So, if you read it, don't expect awesomeness galore from my writing. Well, at least especially for that one. My pieces most likely won't blow you away all the time, but just especially don't expect incredible writing from Drifter.

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You're probably wondering about my name, I got it while Candlestick Bowling. That game is so much fun. And I call Prof. Plum, from Clue, Jimmy. I have no idea why.

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"