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Joined 02-18-07, id: 1222712, Profile Updated: 07-20-15
Author has written 22 stories for Death Note, Gravitation, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Loveless, Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, Lord of the Rings, Merlin, Minesweeper, Warcraft, Thor, and Hobbit.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
―J.R.R. Tolkien

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It seems that for some reason the links below have stopped working; if you're here to view my art for Timeless: A Wranduin Story, it can be seen at my tumblr account (exjade), under the art tag. Thought I'd mention I don't really understand tumblr, though.

If you're here for a link to my Hiddlesworth story, it can be found under my AO3 account, which is though.

If you're here for the Illidan/Arthas AMV-- never mind, you're not here for that.

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Hiddlesworth story here (Explicit M/M real person fiction about Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston): "My wife thinks I should fuck you."

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Attempts at "art" by me for Timeless: A Wranduin Story here:

Lovely art by AlexBeoulve for Iron Lung (Kuroshitsuji) here.

Lovely art by TechnoRanma for Matthew is Mine here (EXPLICIT IMAGE, NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS!!)

Lovely art by fictitious-disorder for Matthew is Mine here and here (got Matthew’s stray hair a bit wrong, but my fault for not catching it in the draft).

Illidan/Arthas AMV :

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I'm not sure why, but when I was younger and my writing style was much worse, pretty much anything I'd submitted to this site would be met with a great deal of enthusiasm; in fact, to this day my older and more badly-written stories receive more attention than anything recent I'd written. I don't really know what to make of this; at 36, I still write as a hobby because it's always been something I've enjoyed, but I no longer feel like I'm sharing my dreams with an audience. Maybe I can't please this generation of readers, maybe my style has matured beyond what young people enjoy; for some years now I've mulled over the conflict of writing to please versus writing what burns inside me to be written. Systematically what's happened over the past several years has been that I would work on a story that met very little reception until it felt pointless to continue further work, and eventually I would move past that story and the fandom I'd written for-- then, some years after the fact, I'd receive multiple requests to continue, where at that point I had long since lost any love for that fandom.

I go back to my earlier stories and cringe at my old writing style, I'm not sure why those stories were and still are met with so much more interest; I also don't know whether to abandon my current stories or keep them going because consistently there are people who years after the fact say they would have liked to see more.

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I really like brothers with brothers, selfcest, and something grotesque/slutty hot guy (where the guy wants it). I have a thing for guys being profanely, confidently, elegantly submissive (Soubi, Sirius, Mello, Francis, Eiri, Sebastian, Loki). I have a thing for one guy dressed/one guy naked. I have a thing for guys being bi (though I don't write explicitly about females in sexual situations, I'm straight and it does nothing for me on an erotic level). Generally, I just like pretty guys being elegantly degraded.

I think of the stories I'd written for this site, the best in terms of plot complexity and erotica had been Matt x Mello, Matthew is Mine, and Sirius x Remus. I'd written Matt x Mello quite a few years ago, and now that I go back to it I sort of cringe at my writing style and some specifics in medical knowledge I'd now change; however, I still think it's one of my more worthwhile stories. I generally try to invest a lot of planning in my writing in terms of plot, and aim much as I can for realism.

I often like more than one pairing in a fandom, and write stories with a central pairing, where multiple other pairings/threeways occur casually as well.

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About a decade ago, this site did away with real person slash; but to this day there has never been anyone or anything I've loved writing on more than these two guys:

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MY SPEECH ABOUT CONDOMS THAT YOU OUGHT TO READ

Those who have read my stories would know that I write very profane, explicit stuff. However, please know that I do not by any means and under any circumstance advocate unsafe sex. If you choose to read my stories, I assume you are mature and responsible enough to handle them. Please be responsible about sex in real life. Please always use a condom during sex, no exceptions. Remember, that one girl on ff.net told you to. I know buying condoms is embarrassing to a lot of people, but they are invaluable and you should have a pack regardless of your gender, even if you're still in high school, even if you're a virgin who thinks s/he won't have sex anytime soon. Don't leave it up to the guy to buy them! Do it yourself! Yes, I know you've all heard about condoms before, you all know you're supposed to use them, but you still don't actually use them. I get enough patients who are still in high school, who are very good students and responsible young people, introverted 'good boys and girls' just like you, who did not use a condom during sex because they were certain they weren't going to have sex, and so they didn't have condoms around.

Read the package and make sure it says they are effective against STDs, because for some ungodly reason not all of them are. If you're too embarrassed, go to a pharmacy or supermarket far away from where you live where you'll never set foot again, or buy them online and clear your history after. If you're embarrassed or afraid of someone finding them, find a good hiding place (not one where it's too hot and they'll go bad). Become familiar with them, make them your friends, read all the stuff on the package, make sure the expiration date is current. They cost around $10 per pack, so save up if you don't have that money right now, do not use the cost as an excuse not to buy them. Open one up and practice using it on a cucumber or something (laugh it up, you'll be thanking me), so you'll become comfortable using them. There are instructions inside the package on how to do it, complete with diagrams. If you have any questions about any of this, don't be afraid to message me; I'm not just a fic-writing fangirl, I'm a physician as well and I encouraged you to ask, after all.

Buying and having condoms does not make you a "dirty person of loose morals." It makes you responsible and smart. If you prefer to wait until marriage to have sex, or to wait until you're older, buy condoms anyway. It doesn't mean you need to have sex. If you are quite young and feel that this message does not apply to you, think again: chances are, you wouldn't be reading this now unless you've already read some very sexually explicit story I wrote, so you felt you weren't too young to read about it. I personally would feel tremendously irresponsible knowing young people have read my explicit stories without giving them the best advice I can about safe sex.

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I typically title my stories after the main pairing; this is because I don't think a story ought to be titled until it's finished. I don't think a writer really gets a feel of what their entire story will be like after only writing the first chapter. It also annoys me when I feel like writers give their stories titles that are basically a combination of the two words that sounded the most "intellectual" to them. Believe me when I say you're only embarrassing yourself; don't use any words in your writing that you think sound "eloquent and intellectual," because the effect is not one of eloquence or intellectualism. It's one of you sounding like you're trying too hard, but have no actual concept of what good writing is like. In general, if a less "intellectual"-sounding word can be used, use that one; only use the "intellectual" word if there really is no other word that can be used.

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Kinbaku Ouji (Bound Prince) English translation

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Gender: Female

From: US

Age: 36

What I do: physician (neurologist).

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A whiter shade of pale by LumCheng reviews
Matt x Mello - yaoi, dark, drama, lemon - Just about the events after the accident, when Mello was hurt badly. - finally FINISHED! -
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tentaclesmex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt and Mello and a tentacle] Yeah, I know, I'm gross and insane. Don't like don't read!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Matt, Mello
Who Knew Washing a Car Was a Turn On? by Rawr -pounce reviews
Raito 'accidentally' gets his car dirty, and asks Ryuzaki for help. It turns into something more, eventually leading into the kidnapping of L and Raito by a team called huntERS. LxRaito::LxLight, whatever. RyuzakixRaito, too.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - L, Light Y.
Tomorrow by SpiritLeTitan reviews
The Kira case is over, and Matt and Mello make it out alive. To celebrate, they get drunk. Matt's POV. WARNING: bad language and shounenai MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fever by LumCheng reviews
Just a lil MattMello lemonygoodness for flagfish [PWP!] So don't search for any sense lol [cough]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hated Rivals by reraimu reviews
Near and Mello have always hated each other. But what happens when Mello bursts into Nears room one day bloodied and bruised? NEARxMELLO
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Captive by Seshennu reviews
A sudden turn of events leaves L as Light's prisoner. Light is determined to rip L's name from him, even if it means bringing him an inch away from death in the process. Some disturbing content, onesided Light x L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tame Me by NextNothingNew reviews
A simple, impulsive act in the night unfolds into much more than either genius ever considered. Spoiler for L's real name. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
her complaint by guacamolly reviews
Misa dosen't like how she's portrayed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
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Timeless: a Wranduin Story (Wrathion x Anduin, Illidan x Kael'thas) reviews
This is a (very dirty) love story. Years had passed since Anduin had last seen Wrathion; with Nozdormu's help, he ultimately finds his old friend at an alternate timeline, where the Black Prince seeks help from a still-uncorrupted Neltharion in his quest to save Azeroth. But could Anduin, himself, have a pivotal role against the Legion? Were the two princes destined a mutual fate?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,965 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Anduin Wrynn, Wrathion, Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider
For the Benefit of a Little Prince (Kael'thas x Rommath x Astalor)
That the high and esteemed prince of Quel'thalas likes to be dominated in bed is news to none of his advisors; as Kael'thas' most devoted follower and most intimate friend, Grand Magister Rommath had inwardly prided himself that none could attend his Highness better than he could. However, one night Kael'thas asks for both Rommath and Astalor.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Kael'thas Sunstrider, Rommath, Blood Elf, Illidan Stormrage
Baby Brother: A Thor x Loki Story reviews
Loki x Loki (selfcest); Thor x Loki. Thor walks in to find Loki naked and playing with one of his clones; he wants to join in, but Loki has little patience unless he could properly please him. This is a very dirty story; explicit, graphic m/m sex.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Thor, Loki
Aftertaste of Scandal: Thranduil x Loki reviews
"Don't flatter yourself; I sleep with a lot of things." They had out-sassed and out-depraved each other last night; now, morbidly hung over, Thranduil and Loki feel mutually repulsed to have slept together. They're even more annoyed to find that unfinished legislative business now prevents them from bailing. M/M
Crossover - Hobbit & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2014
Sound: an Illidan x Kael'thas Story reviews
lllidan is a deceptively gentle creature; after being bound by heartache and by his twin brother's imprisonment for ten thousand years, he inadvertently grows to permit only Prince Kael'thas to know his fragile emotions. A delicate, intimate closeness develops between them when they have only each other to trust at the brink of the Legion's invasion. M/M (Explicit)
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider, Arthas Menethil, Lady Vashj
Kneel: a Thor x Loki Story reviews
Thor x Loki x Loki. This is a very dirty story. Loki has Thor disrobed and restrained, but Thor appears infuriatingly patronizing when he goes along with it. Thor asks Loki to go at it with one of his own clones. Very explicit and graphic M/M sex.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Thor, Loki
Interlude reviews
This story is a work of fiction. M/M
Minesweeper - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013
Merlin x Arthur reviews
This is a very dirty story; Merlin comes to Arthur's aid; the specific request was: "Merlin seducing Arthur via dragonspeak; restraints/blindfold; Arthur as bottom, completely undone by Merlin's authority."
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Arthur x Merlin reviews
M/M Romance ; How Merlin might have revealed himself had Arthur witnessed him command Kilgharrah to stop attacking Camelot; written originally on request for dragonspeak by a friend.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Iron Lung reviews
Ciel x Sebastian; Sebastian continues to serve Ciel in adulthood; rated M for explicit m/m sex; a story on the mechanical horrors of Victorian medicine, of the odd manchild Earl and his devil servant, the both a touch too beautiful, a touch unnatural.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Valor reviews
Aragorn x Boromir x Faramir; twenty years prior to the Council of Elrond, Aragorn first encountered the sons of Denethor under unfortunate circumstances; an eight-year-old story rewritten.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir
Sirius x Remus reviews
Marauders era; this is a very dirty story, and I think I might be going to hell for writing it. A rumor about Sirius and James has Remus jealous despite himself. James x Sirius, Sirius x Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,006 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Alfred x Matthew reviews
The aftermath of a hockey match between twin brothers Canada and America hardly makes for amicable resolution; the game is back on, and the boys play dirty. Rated M because I can't write about these two without becoming very perverse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - America, Canada
Soubi x Ritsuka reviews
Seimei gives Soubi to Ritsuka. While the first chapter is clean, writing clean isn't my style, so be warned that explicit ideas do follow. Here's hoping there still is love among fans for Loveless. YAOI.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A.
Matthew is Mine reviews
This is a very dirty story; twin brothers America and Canada have always been possessive of each other. Alfred x Matthew, Ivan x Francis x Matthew, Kiku x Matthew, Alfred x Arthur, Arthur x Alfred, Francis x Arthur. COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,143 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Arthur x Alfred reviews
I'd originally written this story as part of an exchange project. Alfred tentatively samples Arthur's tea, and this seems strangely hot to Arthur. There's sex, and love, and all that sort of thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ryuichi x Shuichi reviews
And also Tohma x Eiri, and probably the traditional pairings, as well. Striving as always to maintain a high standard of filth, I intend again to deliver only the most profane, explicit porn to you, the readers; that is, porn with a plot.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S.
Matty reviews
Matt x Mello, hardcore yaoi, AU. This story is dedicated to a good friend. Suspense; love; human introspection; the very perverse and gratuitous sex scenes do not begin until ch. 5, as, other than the prologue, the first 4 chapters occur during childhood
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Matt, Mello
Satisfied reviews
L x Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Matt x Mello reviews
This is a very dirty story. It's written first to be filthy and erotic; second to be suspenseful and clever; and, despite everything, all along the way with love. Also something for the L fans. COMPLETED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Another L x Light Story reviews
Not to be confused with my first L x Light story, on which I am still working. This is written for anyone still crying inside over tragedies that befell the boys we love. Contains spoilers. Like all my stories, this will be both dirty and eloquent.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
LxLight reviews
This intricate and erotic story begins following Light's release from captivity and draws deliberately on suggestive ideas implied by emotional conflict in the original plot. Later parts include Mello and Near. I've eliminated Misa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
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