EarwenLalaith
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Joined 02-18-07, id: 1222996, Profile Updated: 08-27-10
Author has written 12 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Twilight.

Right.

So.

I just realized how this thing's been gathering dust like the plague.

So what am I supposed to do exactly? I have no idea. I don't think any of you want to know about me, and as I am neither interesting, adventrous or in a particular mood to divulge my entire life onto this mere profile thing, you have to deal with this. I know, it's ridiculous, boring and not to mention completely pointless, but THERE YOU GO. I AM A BORING PERSON.

Hem hem.

Right. So. My name...unimportant. Age...unimportant. Interests...obvious. Ambitions...for me to know, you NOT to find out. I guess that covers it. Yes. I'm just another writer, like the, what is it? Fifty million others out there on the web, trying to write something decent, although after much consideration, I'm beginning to wonder if my writing something decent is at all possible. But you never know, miracles happen sometimes, right?

Hem hem.

Lovely. So. Now we've got me out of the way, let's get something straight, while we're having this little heart-to-heart chat. I do not tolerate Voldie-bashing at any time, I am amused by Bella Swan-bashing at any time, and I thoroughly find that any other type of bashing is useless, boring and a tad overrated. Bottom line, don't bash anything. Bet none of you saw that coming. I'm so good at this surprise thing... wow, I should win an Emmy or whatever it is you win for surprise endings and...stuff. Wow.

I could go on into a nice little list of music I like, what inspires me, what celebrities remind me of my favourite characters...but why would I do that? Nobody out there cares about my music, they have their own, and their own taste in celebs, and all that random useless stuff. Really. I like random things. I'd be here all night trying to jot them all down anyways, seeing as my tastes change on the clock, and frankly, I think I've got some writing to finish, and you know, things to do. Like breathing. Living. All that stuff. If you care to know things about me, I'm either frightened, flattered or confused; preferably all three.

And as stated previously, my interests are pretty obvious. If I do a songfic about a song, OBVIOUSLY I like it. If I write about a particular fandom, OBVIOUSLY I like that too. Really, people, you don't need a 4.0 average to figure this out. Or maybe you do...wouldn't know...wait...what's a 4.0 anyways?! Oh Lordy, I'm so confused.

So I'm just going to keep rambling, about rain and butterflies, and pretty things that depress me and make me happy all at once. I'm also going to ramble about the government, and all that sort of thing.

VOILA. I did it. I updated this bloody thing. Can I go eat cookies NOW? With my unhealthy dark lords, vampires, et cetera, et cetera... REALLY. This is becoming mindless.

Hem hem.

Er...hehe. @_@ Froggy. His name is Freddie. Freddie the Froggie. FREDDIE THE FROGGIE DIES. X_X Muaha. Oops. Sorry Freddie. @_@

BY THE WAY, BEFORE I LEAVE YOU TO YOUR EXISTANCE...

Please do review when you read a story. HONESTLY, if we have to excerce ourselves trying to write stuff for YOUR pleasure, could you please just excerce a FIVE WORD REVIEW for OUR pleasure?? IT"S NOT THAT HARD, PEOPLE. YOU TYPE. Clickity clackaty...that sort of thing!

Okay. I'm done now. Take Freddie. @_@

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Dancer in the Shadows by Bad Luck Bree reviews
One thing...MEG&ERIK! My first Phantom fic...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry
My Rock, My Sanctuary by AshleyArnetta reviews
Carlisle/Esme Romance. A broken Esme finds herself in a life she never imagined with the love of her existance. Story progresses up through Twilight timeline. ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Vengeance Is Mine by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Takes place during Twilight/Midnight Sun. Spoilers for MS. What happened the night after Port Angeles. Why did Carlisle do what he did? Why was he so willing to help? And what does Esme's past have to do with it all? Rating is to be on safe side...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Broadsword Bree: Tamer of the Tide by Bad Luck Bree reviews
Sequel to Bad Luck Bree. An evil, powerhungry man has discovered a way to gain power over the sea. Bree. But he never reckoned with the girl's spirit. Or the wrath of Davy Jones. MORE DAVY&BREE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,144 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006
Restore Me by DoctorDonna88 reviews
This is the story of Esme Cullen from her POV. At first she was perfect, then broken, then restored. Eventually Esme/Carlisle because they never get enough page time. R/R and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
How Esme Got Her Island by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the title says... Short little fic, will be posted in SIX chapters. Takes place prior to Twilight. A part of my continuing Carlisle and Esme adventures. Chapter 7: Bonus chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Thirtysix Centimeters by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Breaking Dawn missing moment. Spoilers within. Esme and Carlisle have a little chat after Bella and Edward return home.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Chronicles of Riddle by Butterfly00 reviews
An unexpected someone offers Lord Voldemort a second chance to go back in time with a simple condition, he has to learn how to love and choose a different path. Will he be able to follow those simple rules or will he try and make the same mistakes again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,674 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
All Hallows Eve, 1929 by Theta Serpentis reviews
On All Hallows Eve, 1929 three year old Tom Riddle visits his mother's grave, but it's not a normal graveside visit. Possible explanation of why Voldemort likes attacking on Halloween. Character sketch. Warning: cute Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Voldemort's Bellatrix by S4ltv1n3g4r reviews
Rodolphus does Bellatrix one last favor. Oneshot. May contain spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unrequitted by HKBlack reviews
Rudolphus Lestrange watches as his wife destructs herself for her lord. RLBL, BLLV Murder and Unrequitted Love!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Meg's Angel by phantomphan1992 reviews
So just how well does Meg know Erik? What kind of past do they have? Basically about Meg's nonromantic relationship with Erik as well as her relationship with her mother. Part musical verse, part book verse. NO 2004 ALW MOVIE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Meg Giry, Erik
Flashbacks and moments of life by twinlady reviews
As I said I might, these are oneshots etc. that link up to my story 'Somewhere in the Dark' and are best read alongside although it isn't necessary. Certain Beta readers coughBeccicough would like to say it's ErikGiry but not overly so :P ALW Movieverse
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Erik, Madame Giry
Human without mask by the Icelandic sheep reviews
A seven years old Meg is lost in the theatre, when she meets the Phantom himself... and she tells him something.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
White Roses by EriksOneVoice reviews
The happenings and the relationship between Erikand Madame Giry after she brought him to live at the opera house. Butenter a certain M. Giry and things get sticky.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,753 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Erik, Madame Giry - Complete
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Ballerina and the Rock reviews
Nessie's got a new obsession, and as some of the Cullens don't support it, namingly Bella, and Jacob strives to make Nessie happy. His thoughts, as he watches Renesmee grow. First twilight fic! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Unchained Melody reviews
Amar and Kartik are back in India, and Kartik discovers the existance of a broken music box, determined to fix it with Amar's help. In the process, Kartik ends up learning more about life than the box's mechanics!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Piratesse reviews
Davy Jones has been satisfied with himself and his ship for over five hundred years, but when the past comes back to haunt him in the form of a young lass, the tables are going to be turned on the Dutchman. NOT A JonesOC, it's a ClankerOC! AU since AWE...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,502 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Davy Jones
Before the Dawn reviews
Amar goes to see Mary Dowd in India, once before leaving her life entirely, as she sheds her identity. This is his thoughts, on what happened. I just really wanted to get into Amar's mind so..hehe. xD R&R please!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
A Lament for Faramir reviews
A short poem from Faramir's point of view regarding his brother after Boromir's death. Before Eowyn came along, naturally! D D Read and review please! It's always nice to get reviews. D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Faramir - Complete
A Very Claylie Valentine reviews
Okay, so I DESPISE Valentine's Day. Think it's overrated, but I thought, why not. Clanker and Caylie would make a cute couple for Valentine's Day! Set as an aside of The Piratesse which, I know, is not finished! But there aren't really many spoilers. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Davy Jones - Complete
An Ode To The Fallen reviews
A little poem I wrote when I was really hyper, in the mood for some stupidity. xD It's not meant to be taken siriously! It's just to poke a little fin at the Marauders. MARAUDERBASHING AHEAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
October 31 reviews
It's October 31, how does Snape deal with remembering the one woman he ever truly loved? Set to various songs fitting Snape. Read and review please, even if it's flames. . Rating subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Bella, a Dream within a Dream reviews
This is a lot shorter than my usual writing style, but I decided to try a oneshot that was...short. xD Bellatrix faces The Dark Lord after the incident at the Ministry of Magic. MAJOR DH SPOILERS! LAST WARNING! If you have NOT read DH, don't read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Giry's Phantom reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Mind you, this is not a fluffy fic, it's not uber angsty either. It's kinda in between. It goes through various events involving Meg and Erik. First POTO fic, so if it sucks, that's my cheezy excuse. ALW movie based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Meg Giry, Erik
Bring Me To Life
Lord Voldemort reflects on the life he left behind when he rid himself of Tom Marvolo Riddle. Contain TomOC implication and based on Evanescence's Bring me to life! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Beat of My Heart reviews
Songfic for Davy Jones and his many different lasses, mostly Bad Luck Bree, one of my friend's OCs and my favorite Davy girl. Song doesn't belong to me.R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete