Kasch
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Joined 02-19-07, id: 1223267, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and Naruto.

Name: Kasch

Gender: I'm a dude, dude.

Hobbies: reading(duh), playing video games, TV, listening/playing/writing/pretty much anything to do with music...and guitar

Favorite animes: Yu-gi-oh, Yu-gi-oh GX bleach, whistle, fullmetal alchemist, naruto, d.n.angel, deathnote, reborn, beet the vandel buster

Favorite TV shows: That 70s show, Comedy Central Presents, Friends, October Road, Two and a Half Men, Heroes, Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, According to Jim

Favorite movies: MIB, Harry Potter, Eragon, Ace Ventura, every Marvel movie (except Fantastic Four), every Indian Jones movie, V for Vendetta

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Eragon, Lost Years of Merlin, Mortal Instruments, Artemis Fowl, Halo, Cirque De Freak

Favorite classes: AP English, Guitar, Active Chem, Physics, Law, Cooking

Favourite Bands: Lostprophets, Disturbed, Nickelback, ZZ Top, Shinedown, Van Halen,Joe Satriani, Metallica, Slipknot, Guns n Roses, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Bruce Springsteen, Marilyn Manson, U2, Motley Crue

Favourite Quotes:

"As a child, I was not dropped on my head, I was thrown across the room." Larry the Cable Guy

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Batman

"If this disturbs you then walk away. You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of 10,000 fists in the air!" Disturbed

"Yo brethren, whaddup with thee?" Bruce Almighty

"When I die, I want to be buried facedown, so that people who don't like me can kiss my ass!" That 70's Show

Penny-" Boy, you're really smart." Leonard-"Yeah, I'm a frickin genius." The Big Bang Theory

"I'll be right behind you...and when we're running for our lives, I'll be right ahead of you." Akira

"I wish you'd do it again, so I can watch you leave me limping." Nickelback

(Sean freaking out on the side of pit) Hannah-"Sean calm down, just make conversation with me." Sean-"...Come here often?" Journey to the Center of the Earth

"I think the reason your so bad at math is all your life you've been told that this (holds his fingers a centimeter apart) is nine inches!" Magic Man

"I don't have ADD, I have ADOS. It stands for Attention Deficit 'OOOH, Shiny.' Friend of Mine

"I'm not hyper. You just can't think as fast as the speed of CAULIFLOUR!!" My Brother

"Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder should ever be forgot." V for Vendetta

"By the power of truth, I while living, have conquered the universe." V for Vendetta

"Who are you?" "Who, who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask." "I can see that." "Of course you can. I wasn't questioning your powers of observation. I was merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is." V for Vendetta

"Someday I'll break the curse. If there's such a thing as peace, I will find it! I won't give up!" Nagoto (Naruto)

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." Jimi Hendrix

"Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it could only happen through music." Jimi Hendrix

"In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty." Bob Marley

"Hating is easy, love takes courage." Unknown

"You can say anything you want about me because I am what I am; something you could never be." Unknown

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, dream for tomorrow." Mariner High School, Class of 2003

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." Unknown

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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When One Ends by Souljah and a Gentleman reviews
About 5 years have passed since the gang saw Ash, he reappears out of the blue in his hometown of Pallet much to the surprise of everyone. Ash decides it's time for him to settle down and open a gym in Pallet. What new trials and tribulations await him?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 221,039 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
It's Not Over Yet by Juliet Lovett reviews
Sweeney Todd is dead... this is where the movie chooses to end the story. But it's not over yet...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
My Heart's Lavender Eyes by Naruto's overseer reviews
NaruHina. Is really a Romance/Comedy/Angst/Suspense/Adventure. It is a hilarious story of Naruto's life after he becomes Chunnin. It starts just after the beginning of the Shippuden series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 396,767 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To seek revenge may lead to Hell by Redemption by Fire reviews
and in most cases in does. Sweeney may find however Hell is just what he needed. The future of the rest of the characters as seen through Sweeney in his journey in the afterlife,to aid him and them in a story of redemption.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,568 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 4,677 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Life, Love, Lemons and Voyeurism by daiki-kasho reviews
Hinata and Naruto finally begin to realise their feelings... As such, hilarity, shagging and peeping begins!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,174 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Behind This Mask by Efflorescent reviews
Naruto is a High School student. Known as a simple-minded punching bag. If his true self is kept hidden, what else could he be hiding? Will the actions of caring teachers and a new student change him for the better? Rated for Abuse and language. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Iron Maiden by Ladyhawke Legend reviews
Movie-verse. How will Tony Stark react when he finds out he is not the only hero out there with a suit of protective armor and finds out the wearer is a woman? Iron Man/Witchblade crossover. Please review! Chapter 20 now up! Finally finished!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,296 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
New love, new problems, new adventure by pink.love.rocks reviews
Sequel to Loved All along. A whole ninja clan leaves the Land of Water, Naruto rescues a mysterious girl, somehow the Hyuga clan gets mixed up in the mess. Will this affect Naruto and Hinata? Will a conflict not their own threaten to separate them? NaruHi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
YuGiOhZT by Marvel Maiden Squalls reviews
Zeta High School has never won a City-Wide tournament. Will the arrival of Terry Flank change all of that? Or will selfishness and solitude cause them to fall once again?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
YuGiOh GX: A Duelist's Biography by Otaku Jet reviews
I originally wrote this as a way of creatively reflecting on my early life as a Duelist. The main character goes through many kinds of the same trials and experiences I did when I was a young Duelist. Each chapter is named for a particular metal song.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
True Love Is Blind by MewIchigoPrincess reviews
Alexis finally decides to confess her love to Jaden. When she does, Jaden rejects her. Will Jaden find that he also shares the same feelings for Alexis before she loves someone else? R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
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Lost Heroes reviews
A fallen hero. A powerful crime family. A noble heritage. In a city of crime, one will stand to gain honor earned but not given, and fight for what he believes in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Return of the Orichalcos reviews
For my first story, I've decided put myself in it. The Orichalcos is back, and it's up to Jaden and Jason Haraku to stop it. JadenAlexis, maybe some OCOC
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
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