AlKaholiK
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Joined 11-05-01, id: 122360, Profile Updated: 01-25-15
Author has written 10 stories for Wrestling, and Ninja Turtles.

Well, this is it...seriously, this time. After a LOT of years on this site, I'm FINALLY hanging it up after this last story. I no longer have the time or health to keep this up. I'd like to thank all those who've supported me and have been entertained by my...uh..."tales".

P.S.--With that, I leave my usual disclaimer for those of you who decide to read one of my stories anytime after this message--*ahem*--reading my stories will NOT teach you any lessons about life, they will NOT make the world a better place, and they will NOT make you any smarter than you think you already are, but hopefully you will have smiled at least ONCE during all of this, ok, asshole?

--Naturally, that goes for my other account, as well--https://www.fanfiction.net/alsotheraccount

Lol, thanks again, take care, keep smiling, and...bottoms up! --AlKaholiK (100 Proof)


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The Maury Show: The WWE and TNA Edition! by x.Cult Of Personality.x reviews
No tests are off limits! Secrets, lies, and paternity tests WILL be revealed! Join your favorite WWE and TNA Superstars, Divas, and Knockouts as they take over daytime TV and Maury's stage! This month, someone's going to get BURNED.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,191 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
The Positive One by BubblyShell22 reviews
When John Cena hurts his boss, Vince sends him to The Positive One to change his attitude. Parody of a TMNT episode.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - John Cena
Rent A Gun by Azrael-013 reviews
The Motor City Machine Guns have advertised their company to anybody with cash to burn, but with the clients they attract they get more than they bargained for. Rated M15 for twisted humor and lots of profanity.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley
The Impromptu Road Trip by Azrael-013 reviews
[Complete] Eight of the guys are randomly stuck at an airport due to flight complications. The only way they can get to the next show is by driving there. Will they survive the trip with each other? PG13 for humor, language and abstract stupidity.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,068 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
A Chance Encounter by ZankokuNaTenshi3 reviews
Ashton and Precis go to a small town's winter carnival together, but just as Precis is beginning to figure out how she feels about Ashton, his childhood sweetheart turns up after many years. Do she and Ashton still feel the same way about each other?
Star Ocean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002
TruthSeeking by Joshua Kenni reviews
The prequel to Before you fly. Does love simply grow, or is it always with you? R/R.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002
Songs in the Key of Life by twstofate reviews
Many of the Divas hide deep pain and secrets behind flashy clothes and pretty smiles. Includes Stephanie, Molly, Stacy, Lita, Jazz, Trish, and Torrie. FINISHED!!!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,720 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 4/18/2002
Still Untitled: Home Again by Tragician reviews
The sequel to I Can't Think of a Stupid Title for this Thing. Now complete! Read! Share with friends! It's fun for the whole family! (Okay, you might want to shield the young un's eyes for the last chapters)
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2001 - Published: 5/14/2001 - Complete
Sambai Tea and Sympathy by Sarah the Boring reviews
A seldom-seen variation of the SO2 storyline. Two travelers meet in a bar in Salva and forge an unlikely alliance. Cute, down-to-earth, lots of tea...
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2001
Ever After by James Bryan reviews
A primarily Rena/Claude fic, with some Dias/Celine and Precis/Ashton.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2001 - Published: 4/14/2001
I Can't Think of a Stupid Title for this Thing by Tragician reviews
The original. Come witness the absolute madness for yourself!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2001
Metal Gear Santa by Moff reviews
The third installment of the Adventures of Solid Snake. Much more demented. Feedback wanted. Come on. Give it to me straight.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2001 - Published: 1/8/2001 - Complete
Ocelot's Revenge by Moff reviews
The sequel to Lt. Solid Snake Goes To The Market. Evil Dead, Large Asses and Naughtiness abound.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2001 - Complete
Lt Solid Snake Goes To The Market by Moff reviews
A very evil story with no point and should be destroyed. Enjoy.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
All Coming Together by Gregg Landsman reviews
Seven years after the end of Star Ocean 2, Captain Claude Kenni and his battleship return to Expel to face a new enemy
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2000
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Grapefruits, the Adventure 6: Porno in a Half-Shell, Porno Power! reviews
Tonight, the...um...saga lives on! Will our heroes WIN this thing?, or will they be doomed to spend the rest of their LIVES battling the foot (which is something ELSE I want to build upon, lol) and/or taking on stupor-stars the likes of friggin', KANE and Mark f'ing HENRY?" Well, stay tuned, folks-that's all I can tell ya!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/25
A WWE Christmas Carol reviews
A classic tale where the ghosts of wrestling's past, present, and future all have an important holiday message for Mr. McMahon. It's a true holiday FAMILY experience, where, in the end, McMahon feels the holiday spirit! And he doesn't even have to drink any eggnog to feel it! One-shot, one kill.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Complete
Grapefruits, the Adventure 5: Total Divas! reviews
Ok, this is it, I'm FINALLY able to do it-the last chapter! The new WWE Women's tag champs are revealed-along with a few other, um...things. Hope you all enjoyed!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 49 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Grapefruits, the Adventure 4: Yet, the Beat Goes On! reviews
Id' like to thank everyone who has supported me and who was a fan of this series down through the years. Thank you, thank you, THANK you! However, the legacy WILL continue!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,969 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Biography: The Untold Stories of the Superstars reviews
To celebrate the untold portions of our favorite superstars' backgrounds, enjoy a historical perspective of the stars of yesteryear and today.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
The Quarter AFTER 6 News! reviews
With a different host each time, all you have to do is sit back and get caught up on all the latest happenings in the world of wrestling! Well, this is it, after this chapter, I'll no longer be updating this series. I'd like to thank everyone who has been on board and faithful with me throughout the brief life of this series. Take care, everyone!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Complete
Grapefruits, the Adventure 3: Here We Go Yet AGAIN! reviews
This is it, and this is yet another "Grapefruits" for the history archives! The winners are announced and the highlights of both RAW and SmackDown are shared! Please read and review-I ALWAYS like to know how YOU, my readers, think I did!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,371 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
What if the WWE Never Existed? reviews
Where would wrestling be? Would wrestling be as big as it is now? With no Vince to attempt a monopoly over the wrestling world, what state would wrestling be in? One-Shot, One Kill.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Grapefruits, the Adventure 2: The Chaos Continues! reviews
Meh, I just figured that since I reposted the first adventure, I may as well just repost the sequel. This is the sequel to the first adventure! This was originally written from mid 2005 to the end of 2005. As always, feedback is appreciated. REPOST
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Grapefruits, the Adventure 1: The Original reviews
This is the original, the one that started it all! This was originally written from the end of 2003 into the beginning of 2004. I hope you enjoy it, and of course, feedback is greatly appreciated. REPOST
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete