Hobbies: watching anime, playing games, hanging with my friends and overall driving, Also collecting mangaTo everyone: I like to read and write fanfiction. That's all I can thik of. I also like to thank those who like my fiction.Fav animes: Naruto, Hajime no ippo, BLEACH, Gun grave, Last exlie, Black Cat, S-CRY-ED, Zoids, Read or Die, Inuyasha, Death Note, Buso Renkin and Outlaw star ( and to many others to name)Fav pairrings for Naruto, Inuyasha, Black Cat and Bleach.Inu/SanTrain/SayaTrain/RinsTrain/EveIchigo/OrihimeIchi/TatsuIchi/SoiIchi/RukiaUryu/NemuNaru/HinaNaru/inoNaru/TenNaru/AnkoNaru/TemaNaru/shizune(Naruto, Neji, Lee, and Kiba with any girl. I don't like Sasuke)Hated paringsNaruto with any DudeTop 10 Anime Charecters1: Zoro (one piece)2: Fuuko (Flame of Reeca)3: Brandon Heat/ Grave (Gun Grave)4: Tenten (Naruto)5: Setsuna F. Seiei (gundam 00)6: Kira Yamato (Gundam Seed/ Gundam Seed Destiny)7: Renji Abarai (BLEACH)8: Michelle Cheung (R.O.D. the T.V.)9: Ryoko (Tenchi Universe)10: Eve (Black Cat)Top 5 Badass Anime swordsmen1: Zoro (one piece)2: Tokiya (Flame of Recca)3:Toshiro Hitsgaya (BLEACH)4: Kenshin Himura (Ruroni Kenshin)5:Ryoko Mitsurugi (Real Bout High School)top 20 sexy, yet bad ass Anime chicks1: Tenten (Naruto2: Anko (Naruto3: Nico Robin (One piece4: Soi Fon (BLEACH5: Ami/ Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon6: Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchmist)7: Nel (Bleach8: Saya (H.O.T.D)9: Major Mitoko Kusinagi ( : Ghost in the shell10: CC (Code Geass11: Rangiku Matsumoto (BLEACH12: Ryoko (TenchiSeries13: Natsuki Sakura Kitsune (Hyper police14: Marie/ Soma Pireze (Gundam 0015: Marlene Angel (Blue Gender16: Kurohime (Kurohime seires17:Sword 9Kurohime seris18: Moka (Rosario Vampire19: Fuko ( Flame of Recca20: Ami Lita (Sailor Moon)Top 10 Anime Organizations1: CP9 (one piece)2: The band of 7 (inuyasha)3: the Chronos Organization/Numbers (Black cat)4:Millenion (gungrave)5: Section 9 (Ghost in the shell)6: The Black Knights (Code Geass)7: The Gotei 13 (BLEACH)8: The Fortress Briggs (Full Metal Alchemist)9: Straw Hat Pirates (One piece)10: Holy (S-CRY-ED)Top 10 anime organizations out there that could and most likely would put their collective boot up someones ass.0000000000000000Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend named Common Sense, whom has been with us for many one knows how old he was, since any record of his birth was lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always ‘fair’ and ……maybe, just maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student that only worsened his declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a Band Aid to a student – but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot: she spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge $ettlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his “parents”, Truth and Trust; his “wife”,Discretion; his “daughter”,Responsibility, and his “son”, Reason.He is survived by three “stepbrothers”; “I know my rights”, “Someone else is to blame” and “I’m a victim and entitled to compensation”.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.Pass this on….. if you still remember his name.0000000000000000A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!000000000000000Month oneMommyI am only 8 inches longbut I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.Every time I hear itI wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beatis my favorite lullaby.Month TwoMommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home is so nice and warm in here.Month ThreeYou know what MommyI'm a boy!!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you sound so makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.Month FourMommymy hair is starting to is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.Month FiveYou went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?Month SixI can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!Month SevenMommyI am okay.I am in Jesus's arms.He is holding me.He told me about abortion.Why didn't you want me Mommy?Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never more mouth that will never speak.If you're against abortion, re-post thisNinety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black.98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile.Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun"If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profileIf you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.f you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!If you can read that please put it in your profile.Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to schoolHe told his friends that it was coolAnd when he pulled the trigger backIt shot with a great crackMummy I was a good girlI did what I was toldI went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the goldBut mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbyeI'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cryWhen Johnny shot the gun he hit me and anotherAnd all because he got the gun from his older brotherMummy please tell daddy that I love him very muchAnd please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crushAnd tell my little sister that she is the only one nowAnd tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her nowAnd tell my wonderful friends that they were always the bestMummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the restMummy tell my teachers I won't show up for classAnd never to forget this and please don't let this passMummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves thisMummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kissAnd mummy tell the doctors I know they really did tryI think I even saw a doctor trying not to cryMummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chestBut mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the restMummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crackMummy listen to me if you wouldI wanted to go to collegeI wanted to try things that were newI guess I'm not going with daddyOn that trip to the new zooI wanted to get marriedI wanted to have a kidI wanted to be an actressMummy I wanted to liveBut mummy I must go nowThe time is getting lateMummy tell my ChrisI'm sorry but I had to cancel the dateI love you mummy I always haveI know you know it's trueMummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"In memory of the Columbian students that were lostPlease if you wouldPass this aroundI'd be happy if you couldDon't smash this on the groundIf you pass this onMaybe people will cryJust keep this in heartY BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEATThere was once a girl named Ashley whohad aboyfriendnamedJack.Jack was the most popular guy in school.Thethree mostpopulargirls wereCourtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jackthought ofAshley asOKAY,buthe REALLyliked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.Well ofcourseshedid, everyonedid!Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.Courtney tried tostealJack awayeverytime she had a chance to. One day,Courtney askedJackifhe wantedtogo to the movies. Ashley heardeverything...whatmovietheatreand whattime.Ashley approached the movies that nightandfollowed JackandCourtney.Ashley sat right behind them. shewatched themget closetoeachother andkiss...not only kiss, but practically get iton in thetheatre.Courtneytold jack "Do you want to come to myplace andskip thisboringmovie?" Hereplied "hell yes."Ashley had peeked through Courtney's andherweremessingaround and Ashley watched the wholething.The next day at school Ashley wasn'tthere. Forthe nextfewdays Ashleywasn't there. A week later her motherfound her inherclosetdead... shecommited suicide because she had lovedJack somuch.Nexttoashley's deadbody was a note.A note that read: My dearest Jack, Iwatched youat themovieand atCourtney's house and I will continue towatch you.I neverthought youwoulddo something like this to me. I reallyloved youjack. Idiedfor you justlike Jesus died for us.Always with you, AshleyPlease foward this or Ashley willhauntyou and tryto kill you because she wants everyone toknowaboutCourtney.Thank youFor the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"Now you have two choices1) repost and show you care2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.Tom and the Absolution1997-2008A great Character and a funny hostYou will live on forever in this.If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32100 Rules of AnimeThe laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and naturalphenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The originalintent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" thatexplained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hopethat you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a goodchuckle.#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, isthrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hitthe ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loudsounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrustequals constant velocity.#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger amechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objectsknown to human science.#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the herowhenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends andlovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one oftwo ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn outaffair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, humanexistence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Animeheroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborgand the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly theydon’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This isattributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action aredepicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color(usually red or white).#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3different angles.#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known tohuman science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonlyreferred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Becauseof the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to theLaw of Inherent Combustibility.#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of anyobject/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Alsoknown as the A-Ko phenomenon.#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is ofcourse unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any formof firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shotdecreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in adrunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, andseveral battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middleof an open field will always miss.First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they willhit anyone or do any real damage.Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with asingle burst of automatic fire and then escape.Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it isin a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complexmartial arts maneuvers.Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times hewill hit.#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: TheMinority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needsto get out more.)#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,sometimes more, under high pressure.#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have atleast three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is notunknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to workjust as well...#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, andlarge war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stoppedand defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or asong.First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goesup against an entire army, the army always loses.#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the littlethings... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almosttwice as annoying.#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumbAmericans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green LineEffect)Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the Americantranslators are the American editors and censors.Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome"Good Guys".#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directlyproportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:1) be female.2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable ofdestroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved andused as a last resort.#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operatea spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels ofmartial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowingaura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This isattributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races arehostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum isconsidered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning orexplanation.#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, andcan resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physicalabuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’shair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-DynamicsANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictableguidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless ofwhether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessiveamount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn offsomehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as theGratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariablywear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant toextremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearerinvulnerable to any form of damage.Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero isindestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or iceattack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out ofAnime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 48)#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and soon... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "GoodGuys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basicpositions, which are:1) The Hero/Leader2) His Girlfriend3) His Best Friend/Rival4) A Hulking Brute5) A Dwarf/KidBetween these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:1) Extreme Coolness2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible Irritation#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have anextrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person fromwhich they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysteriousdimension is commonly called "Malletspace".First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is aheavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This isbecause they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously releasedat high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained inthe eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs areactually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes isbecause Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at theback of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweatgland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inverselyproportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, theless you get and vice-versa.First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the realworld...#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t geterections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the currenttheory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (seeLaw #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blushalong the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metalswords, if not sharper.#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get itdone in half the time and twice the angst.#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by amartial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name ofthe attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved thetransformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything tointerrupt it.#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensymask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have someunknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot orspicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behindthe eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted orburned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut andletting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be inpart to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he willget a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can performmagical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known asthe "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and willhelp him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and areunder the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERYsmall, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, andthe likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name ofthe attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attackare too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon SlavePhenomenon")52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), orperverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasonsfor this are:1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.2) They just don’t give a damn.The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.3) They just don’t give a damn.#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a fryingpan or something.#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends andwithhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special powerweapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weaponswill never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndromewhich require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not useit against the "Good Guy".Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior militarydevice without one of the following events occurring:a) The control device being broken.The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just"fooled" by the "Good Guy".d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth ofthe face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,resulting in two outcomes:a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-melook.A negative charge will result in thehair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunitionavailable (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accuratewhen compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7for speaker pods)#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’sattractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willinggirlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrotcouldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in anawkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a singledrop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 yearsis never as good as someone who has been training for one month.#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of thefew... of even the one.#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to befunny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fallto the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing themale character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usuallyhelpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She cansometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching theguy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greaterthan two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inversecoefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance tonormal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is alsoinversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In allactuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lotfrom space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits amysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasingthis variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where theAmbient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must beincreased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this doesnot happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leadsto a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset byan exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined thecontrol system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so throughmeans of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles whichclearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and ConstantThrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted atwill, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity andlethality of the maneuver.Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from ordisrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does notalways apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations wherethe Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law ofConservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In anysituation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a correspondingincrease in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usuallycome out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise inAmbient Dramatic Tension.#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, asurvival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directlyand immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is oftenreferred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brainactivity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out inslow motion.#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a malecharacter of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking atanother girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into aninterdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet ofDoom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and65)#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a headshot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on thewounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandageswill then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic toa hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-lookingsword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that theedge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlesslypast the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. Whenfaced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, animecharacters will either:a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown andexposition),Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in aposition to ravish beautiful girls, orc) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero cansummon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain asecret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone aroundhim/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thickstrands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, theelements, etc. (see Laws 32 48)#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEASTcapable of dealing with it.#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martialarts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead withyour bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it justdoesn’t work in real life...#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship ismale, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have ashaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captainis female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even ifyou’re normally a klutz.#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of aHentai anime is to start having sex.#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will becomepossible.First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever thehero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that heis wrong and will invariably be toastied.#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassedby the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he couldaccomplish... but his old teacher did!#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in direstraits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (seeLaws #67, 69, and 84)#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds inbeating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never wonagainst the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, theytie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.Usually this results in:a) The hero escaping.Clean-up for the underlings.c) The villain getting toastied.#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes havethe magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character towelingthemselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously largepenis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones thesize of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the followingcharacteristics:1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" andup... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitivevagina.#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearancewhile someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of themintroducing themselves.#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have atleast one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by aDog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of themale persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is followinghim around is there because:1) It’s his girlfriend’s.2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.3) Chicks will dig him more.Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied bya cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animalthat would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:1) It’s her boyfriend’s.2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.3) It makes her look cool.#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of abilitythat enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things likebullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even thoughthey are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash theStampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape anyhuman female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Animegirls eventually get into it begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through theskin of the tentacle...Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature neverexperience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Alsoknown as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/humanrelations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damagebegins to occur.First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow itfrom a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-koThing")#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor thatenables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Beingimmortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne orspaceborne, have the following crew members:1) The captain2) His Lieutenant3) Various female technical staff4) A hotshot pilot5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)6) The Doctor7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:1) Extreme coolness/luck2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible irritation4) Extreme cuteness5) Irresponsible drunkenness6) Homophobicness7) Emotionless (Idiots.)#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interestappears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around saidcharacter, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! Atleast, Marker Apenname seems to think so...#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.Links to picsPisatol: http:///?qh=ion=q=piastol#/dm2wa00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) - I found mine to be really funny. It's because most of it is true. Especially the part about being extremely weird.AQUARIUS - The Slut(1/20-2/18)Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.PISCES - The Addict(2/19-3/20)EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.LEO - The Cool One(7/23-8/22)Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.CANCER - The Smart One.(6/22-7/22)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.ARIES- The Irresistible One(3/21-4/19)Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits(11/22-12/21)Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.TAURUS- The Aggressive One(4/20-5/20)MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.LIBRA - The Partner for Life(9/23-10/22)Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.CAPRICORN - The Cute One(12/22-1/19)Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One(10/23-11/21)Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.VIRGO- The Promiscuous One(8/23-9/22)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.GEMINI - The Liar(5/21-6/21)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is 's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.EDIT: Just made a forum on this to, should be on the profile, not sure if that will help.Psudocode_SamuraiRocketman1728dracohalo117VFSNAKEAgato the Venom HostJay FrostSamCrowBlood BrandyDusk666Hisea OriThe Dark GravenBlackRevenantLord Orion Salazar BlackSakusha SaelbuHorocruxsocras01Kumo no MakotoBiskoffKorraganitar the NightShadowNightInkLazruthragnrock kyuubiSpiritWriterXXXAce6151FleeingRealityHarufuExiled crowSlifer1988Dee LaynterAngeldoctorFinal Black GetsugaZamielRaizuntoFenris187blood enragedarashiXnoXkamitstoldtMystic 6 tailed NarutoElementalMaster16Dark Vizard447Darth Void Sage of the ForceShiso no KitsuneThe SinfulKage640Ihateheroesswords of twilightKyuubi16darthkamonnarutodragonbunji the wolfCjonwalrusKilljoy3000blueexoristWhite WhiskeyYing the Nine Tail FoxGin of the wicked smiletstoldtThe wolf god FenriJazzyJ09sleepers4uThe Unknown 007Gallantmon228MKTerraGunbladez19ForgottenkamiRHatch89SoulKingonCrackDreadman75Knives91The Lemon SageDark SpideyVioletTragediesEon The Cat of Shadowskazikamikaze24animegamemaster6LLOYDROCKSdemented-squirrelswords of dawnThe Immoral FlameblueexoristChallengerShywhitefoxdrp83BethrezenDragon6bellxrossunweymexicanoThe First Kitsukagekingdom219brown phantomlittleking9512kurokamiDGAuumaanFrancineBlossomBDG420Her Dark PoetbloodrosepsychoShen an CalharNarutoMasterSage4040Masamune X23KuromokiSliver Lynxdevilzxknight86Unis CrimsonZero X LimitSinX.Retributionreven228JAKdaRIPPERThird FangIRAssaultGrumpywinterabsolutezero001Single Silver EyeanimekingmikeDaniel Lynxzerohour20xxDarth DrafterarturusIsealShisarakageUzunaru999Dark-Knightfearme80Devilsummoner666slicernessToa NarutoSoleneuskagedoragondansama92KamenRiderNexusCaptive CrimsonKyuubiiLover27MozillaEverer4rm36uyebm6969RepiecephantomshadowdragonZaara the blackTo the Fiction world. I've been gone for far to long. Just so you know I will be making a permanent return within the next few months. My mind is ready to explode with ideas.A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...